house fairy
Chapter 91 Yu Jian's flight is really a lie!
Yue Fei went to the vegetable market to do some shopping after class. When he returned home with big bags and small bags, he opened the door and the bag in his hand suddenly fell to the ground.
"Damn it! How dare you fucking come to my house!?"
Yue Fei looked at Qingyun Old Daoist who was sitting carelessly on the sofa drinking, and immediately became angry: "Ah Huang! Bite him!"
Ah Huang, who was lying on the blanket, looked back slowly, then pouted, and said, "No, he is too dirty."
The old Taoist Qingyun immediately exploded: "You are the only one who is dirty! Old Taoist priest, I have already achieved success in refining Qi, with hundreds of rivers returning to the sea, and an innate realm, how could my body be dirty... At most, I just look a little sloppy. It’s called personality! Do you understand personality!?”[
"He's an old man in his decades, and he still has a personality..."
Ah Huang is too lazy to complain about the old Taoist Qingyun. Although the old Taoist Qingyun has achieved success in cultivation, he has turned into an innate talent the day after tomorrow and stepped into the Qi refining realm. He can be said to be a master among ordinary people, but for Ah Huang, he has nothing to be proud of. .
The monsters that are often said refer to those who have completely transformed into monsters, no longer the body of animals and plants, but transformed into monsters. Only animals and plants that have completely transformed into monsters can be called monsters, which is different from the foundation-building monks among mortals. A few days later, Ahuang absorbed the mana aura that Ruoshui and the others dissipated when they descended to the mortal world by chance, so he mutated and became a half-demon.
But monsters have great advantages over human beings in the process of cultivation. If they don't become monsters, they will change in quality. It is half a point higher than Qingyun Old Daoist.Xishu can completely abuse Qingyun old man, let alone Qingfan and Jiuyue.
"By the way, Yue Fei, I haven't seen you for a while, and you have an extra family..."
The old man Qingyun was talking about Jiuyue, who was sleeping soundly on the blanket on the balcony. This girl became more and more lazy after returning home. Recently, she spent two-thirds of the time sleeping, with her nine fluffy tails flying toward her. Wrapped around her body, she was so happy that she even saved the quilt.
"Don't change the topic of the motherfucker! Hurry up and pay back the money!" Yue Fei grabbed Qingyun's dirty Taoist robe: "I thought you were going to hide from me for the rest of your life!"
"How can I... I said that I am also a national civil servant, can I save face?"
Yue Fei sneered: "I've given the country face, has the country given me face?"
"Ahem, take your time talking...Okay, okay, I know you little bastard is a guy who holds grudges, but I've already paid you back the money, what do you want?"
Old Daoist Qingyun spread his hands very innocently and reminded Yue Fei.
Yue Fei raised his eyebrows: "When did you pay me back?"
"You ungrateful guy!" Qing Yun blew his beard and stared at the old man, "You thought that the last incident would give you a bonus for nothing! I applied for the millions in the card for you. I don’t even have much money for an old man, and if it’s too little, it’s cheap and good-looking! I’m still counting on you to borrow a couple of dollars to buy some good wine.”
It was only then that Yue Fei remembered the bank card that Yang Yeyang had given him. Speaking of it, it was really because of Qingyun's sophistication that he was able to get the bonus.
"Huh, after so many years of delay, I finally paid back the debt with taxpayers' money. I didn't expect that even a monk like you would start to become a parasite."
Yue Fei let go of Qingyun Old Daoist, and snorted coldly.
"Don't put on big hats, I'm not one of those guys who just take money and don't do anything. Isn't it because of the trouble caused by your family? If it wasn't for her, I would still be cleaning up in the mountains now .”
Old Daoist Qingyun looked at Yue Fei's room, the big man was still watching cartoons in the room at the moment, that's why he dared to say that, otherwise he wouldn't dare to speak about her in front of Ruo Shui even if he borrowed their courage no.
"Didn't you go back to the capital to report on your work? Why did you come back again? Is Yujian flying so convenient?" [
Yue Fei asked Qingfan to take the bought vegetables back to the kitchen, but he stared at Qingyun old man worriedly, this old bastard was cunning, he might take something from the house anytime soon.
"Fuck! You've read too many novels! You're still flying with Yujian! Fly with my cultivation base!" Qingyun old man didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "And you think that flying with Yujian doesn't consume mana? In the current environment on the earth, Which guy dares to waste mana like that? How easy it is to fly!"
"..."
"What's your expression? This is!? Why do you look like your dream is broken!" Qingyun old man was a little crazy: "Obviously we should be the ones who have a headache, right!"
"And this time I'm back in Linjiang to be a permanent resident. Uncle Master specially asked me to be in charge of your affairs, so coming to look for you is also work, not lazy."
"Fuck, you really revealed Ruoshui's identity!"
Yue Fei jumped up from the sofa all at once, let the group of greedy and disgusted guys whose minds are full of shit know that there are immortals in this world, is it okay?It's nothing more than harming mortals, and it will take a hundred years to die, but if they know that they have immortals, why don't they try their best to seek longevity?Then it's not just a disaster for thousands of years!
That group of fat-minded people who only know how to engage in political struggle can do anything for their goals. In their view, the power in their hands represents strength, and the national righteousness in their mouths is the best excuse to punish everything. The commanding heights of morality and public opinion, they can punish whoever they want, but they don't know that there is a power gap in this world that can completely ignore any threat.
Qing Yun's face was also a little embarrassed. Did he know where the main conflict in Huaguo is now? He hurriedly said: "Don't worry, my leader is actually my uncle. Our unit operates independently and basically won't talk to ordinary people. They also have the right to intervene in the affairs of our unit. The reason why we cooperate with the government is just to make it easier to travel in the country."
After Qingyun returned, he reported Ruoshui's matter to his uncle. There was no way, he could not have concealed such an astonishing incident. His two uncles, Jing Chenzi and Dan Chenzi, had listened to his report. Afterwards, they almost fell insane on the spot. Fortunately, their cultivation was very solid, so they didn't just pass by.
But also because of this incident, Qingyun Laodao was also entrusted with an important task by the sect, that is, to stay in Linjiang City, follow that big shot, and meet her needs at all costs.
For these people, the significance of pleasing a living immortal is so great that Qingyun's experienced uncle once wanted to run over by himself.
After serving the immortal, and rewarding a random elixir to take it, isn't it just around the corner to ascend in the daytime?
Can Yue Fei not guess what they are planning?Not to mention them, even Yue Fei's first reaction after learning Ruoshui's identity was to try two elixir, but unfortunately, if he told you directly, he just threw the elixir to you. You don't even have the qualifications to eat it. Water body has always prepared only high-end products.
"Let's put it aside. From now on, I will be responsible for all your affairs in Linjiang City. If there is any trouble, I will settle it!"
Qingyun old man slapped his chest loudly.
"Don't talk about it," Yue Fei sneered, "How many times have you lost the chain at critical moments? If you really want to find you, you will definitely not be found, and if one day you bump into the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people, you Can you still come over and help me step on people? Who among them knows who you are? Let’s get an awesome identity first and then let the world know about it, now it’s all about pretending to step on people.”
Old Daoist Qingyun scratched his head, and choked out a sentence after a long time: "This seems a bit difficult. You also know that our Taoists pay attention to doing things for what they do, and never deliberately make those fake things... But then again, you are not Such a situation shouldn’t happen to someone who loves to pretend, right?”
Yue Fei shook his head slightly, thinking of how Qin Zhan looked at him with disdain in his mind, and suddenly said with emotion: "People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."
Old Daoist Qingyun was stunned.
"Okay, it's time to make dinner soon, you can go quickly, I don't want you to rub my family's dinner."
Yue Fei looked at the time and started to chase people away. [
"Hey, don't you bring such a thing!? Even if you have such a plan, you can't say it!? At least keep it!"
Yue Fei said with an expression on his face: "I will keep you if I get kicked in the head by a donkey. I won't let you go."
"People nowadays really don't know how to respect the old and love the young at all... Moral depravity and people's hearts are not ancient..."
Old Daoist Qingyun sighed and walked towards the door. At this moment, Yue Ning opened the door and came back.
Seeing the old Taoist Qingyun, Yue Ning was stunned for a moment. After a while, a soft smile appeared on her face, and she said, "Isn't this Grandpa Lin? Long time no see, why did you remember to come over today?"
The last time Qingyun Old Daoist came over, Yue Ning didn't see him, and this was the first time she saw Qingyun Old Daoist again after several years.
"Xiao Ning, your brother won't let me eat your cooking. He said that your cooking skills have declined a lot over the years. He is afraid that I will be disappointed after eating, so he wants to drive me away..."
Qingyun old man immediately began to cry to Yue Ning with snot and tears.
Yue Fei was startled and angry when he heard the words, he broke out in a cold sweat, and shouted: "Good old bastard, you are talking nonsense in front of the old lady again! I think you are really itchy!"
"I believe that Feifei would never say that... Grandpa Lin, if you want to try my craft, you can stay here. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's have a good chat later."
Yue Ning glanced at Yue Fei with a half-smile. On the one hand, it was because of her confidence in her cooking skills, and on the other hand...she knew that Yue Fei didn't have the guts.
"Okay, no problem."
Old Daoist Qingyun was so happy that he hadn't tasted Yue Ning's craft for a long time, and his mouth watered just thinking about it. He took a look at Yue Fei with a livid face, and sat back on the sofa triumphantly.
Yue Fei cursed secretly in his heart: "Damn old man, don't let me catch the opportunity, or I will teach you a lesson!"
(Ask for a ticket on the weekend, ask for a reward~)
"Damn it! How dare you fucking come to my house!?"
Yue Fei looked at Qingyun Old Daoist who was sitting carelessly on the sofa drinking, and immediately became angry: "Ah Huang! Bite him!"
Ah Huang, who was lying on the blanket, looked back slowly, then pouted, and said, "No, he is too dirty."
The old Taoist Qingyun immediately exploded: "You are the only one who is dirty! Old Taoist priest, I have already achieved success in refining Qi, with hundreds of rivers returning to the sea, and an innate realm, how could my body be dirty... At most, I just look a little sloppy. It’s called personality! Do you understand personality!?”[
"He's an old man in his decades, and he still has a personality..."
Ah Huang is too lazy to complain about the old Taoist Qingyun. Although the old Taoist Qingyun has achieved success in cultivation, he has turned into an innate talent the day after tomorrow and stepped into the Qi refining realm. He can be said to be a master among ordinary people, but for Ah Huang, he has nothing to be proud of. .
The monsters that are often said refer to those who have completely transformed into monsters, no longer the body of animals and plants, but transformed into monsters. Only animals and plants that have completely transformed into monsters can be called monsters, which is different from the foundation-building monks among mortals. A few days later, Ahuang absorbed the mana aura that Ruoshui and the others dissipated when they descended to the mortal world by chance, so he mutated and became a half-demon.
But monsters have great advantages over human beings in the process of cultivation. If they don't become monsters, they will change in quality. It is half a point higher than Qingyun Old Daoist.Xishu can completely abuse Qingyun old man, let alone Qingfan and Jiuyue.
"By the way, Yue Fei, I haven't seen you for a while, and you have an extra family..."
The old man Qingyun was talking about Jiuyue, who was sleeping soundly on the blanket on the balcony. This girl became more and more lazy after returning home. Recently, she spent two-thirds of the time sleeping, with her nine fluffy tails flying toward her. Wrapped around her body, she was so happy that she even saved the quilt.
"Don't change the topic of the motherfucker! Hurry up and pay back the money!" Yue Fei grabbed Qingyun's dirty Taoist robe: "I thought you were going to hide from me for the rest of your life!"
"How can I... I said that I am also a national civil servant, can I save face?"
Yue Fei sneered: "I've given the country face, has the country given me face?"
"Ahem, take your time talking...Okay, okay, I know you little bastard is a guy who holds grudges, but I've already paid you back the money, what do you want?"
Old Daoist Qingyun spread his hands very innocently and reminded Yue Fei.
Yue Fei raised his eyebrows: "When did you pay me back?"
"You ungrateful guy!" Qing Yun blew his beard and stared at the old man, "You thought that the last incident would give you a bonus for nothing! I applied for the millions in the card for you. I don’t even have much money for an old man, and if it’s too little, it’s cheap and good-looking! I’m still counting on you to borrow a couple of dollars to buy some good wine.”
It was only then that Yue Fei remembered the bank card that Yang Yeyang had given him. Speaking of it, it was really because of Qingyun's sophistication that he was able to get the bonus.
"Huh, after so many years of delay, I finally paid back the debt with taxpayers' money. I didn't expect that even a monk like you would start to become a parasite."
Yue Fei let go of Qingyun Old Daoist, and snorted coldly.
"Don't put on big hats, I'm not one of those guys who just take money and don't do anything. Isn't it because of the trouble caused by your family? If it wasn't for her, I would still be cleaning up in the mountains now .”
Old Daoist Qingyun looked at Yue Fei's room, the big man was still watching cartoons in the room at the moment, that's why he dared to say that, otherwise he wouldn't dare to speak about her in front of Ruo Shui even if he borrowed their courage no.
"Didn't you go back to the capital to report on your work? Why did you come back again? Is Yujian flying so convenient?" [
Yue Fei asked Qingfan to take the bought vegetables back to the kitchen, but he stared at Qingyun old man worriedly, this old bastard was cunning, he might take something from the house anytime soon.
"Fuck! You've read too many novels! You're still flying with Yujian! Fly with my cultivation base!" Qingyun old man didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "And you think that flying with Yujian doesn't consume mana? In the current environment on the earth, Which guy dares to waste mana like that? How easy it is to fly!"
"..."
"What's your expression? This is!? Why do you look like your dream is broken!" Qingyun old man was a little crazy: "Obviously we should be the ones who have a headache, right!"
"And this time I'm back in Linjiang to be a permanent resident. Uncle Master specially asked me to be in charge of your affairs, so coming to look for you is also work, not lazy."
"Fuck, you really revealed Ruoshui's identity!"
Yue Fei jumped up from the sofa all at once, let the group of greedy and disgusted guys whose minds are full of shit know that there are immortals in this world, is it okay?It's nothing more than harming mortals, and it will take a hundred years to die, but if they know that they have immortals, why don't they try their best to seek longevity?Then it's not just a disaster for thousands of years!
That group of fat-minded people who only know how to engage in political struggle can do anything for their goals. In their view, the power in their hands represents strength, and the national righteousness in their mouths is the best excuse to punish everything. The commanding heights of morality and public opinion, they can punish whoever they want, but they don't know that there is a power gap in this world that can completely ignore any threat.
Qing Yun's face was also a little embarrassed. Did he know where the main conflict in Huaguo is now? He hurriedly said: "Don't worry, my leader is actually my uncle. Our unit operates independently and basically won't talk to ordinary people. They also have the right to intervene in the affairs of our unit. The reason why we cooperate with the government is just to make it easier to travel in the country."
After Qingyun returned, he reported Ruoshui's matter to his uncle. There was no way, he could not have concealed such an astonishing incident. His two uncles, Jing Chenzi and Dan Chenzi, had listened to his report. Afterwards, they almost fell insane on the spot. Fortunately, their cultivation was very solid, so they didn't just pass by.
But also because of this incident, Qingyun Laodao was also entrusted with an important task by the sect, that is, to stay in Linjiang City, follow that big shot, and meet her needs at all costs.
For these people, the significance of pleasing a living immortal is so great that Qingyun's experienced uncle once wanted to run over by himself.
After serving the immortal, and rewarding a random elixir to take it, isn't it just around the corner to ascend in the daytime?
Can Yue Fei not guess what they are planning?Not to mention them, even Yue Fei's first reaction after learning Ruoshui's identity was to try two elixir, but unfortunately, if he told you directly, he just threw the elixir to you. You don't even have the qualifications to eat it. Water body has always prepared only high-end products.
"Let's put it aside. From now on, I will be responsible for all your affairs in Linjiang City. If there is any trouble, I will settle it!"
Qingyun old man slapped his chest loudly.
"Don't talk about it," Yue Fei sneered, "How many times have you lost the chain at critical moments? If you really want to find you, you will definitely not be found, and if one day you bump into the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people, you Can you still come over and help me step on people? Who among them knows who you are? Let’s get an awesome identity first and then let the world know about it, now it’s all about pretending to step on people.”
Old Daoist Qingyun scratched his head, and choked out a sentence after a long time: "This seems a bit difficult. You also know that our Taoists pay attention to doing things for what they do, and never deliberately make those fake things... But then again, you are not Such a situation shouldn’t happen to someone who loves to pretend, right?”
Yue Fei shook his head slightly, thinking of how Qin Zhan looked at him with disdain in his mind, and suddenly said with emotion: "People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."
Old Daoist Qingyun was stunned.
"Okay, it's time to make dinner soon, you can go quickly, I don't want you to rub my family's dinner."
Yue Fei looked at the time and started to chase people away. [
"Hey, don't you bring such a thing!? Even if you have such a plan, you can't say it!? At least keep it!"
Yue Fei said with an expression on his face: "I will keep you if I get kicked in the head by a donkey. I won't let you go."
"People nowadays really don't know how to respect the old and love the young at all... Moral depravity and people's hearts are not ancient..."
Old Daoist Qingyun sighed and walked towards the door. At this moment, Yue Ning opened the door and came back.
Seeing the old Taoist Qingyun, Yue Ning was stunned for a moment. After a while, a soft smile appeared on her face, and she said, "Isn't this Grandpa Lin? Long time no see, why did you remember to come over today?"
The last time Qingyun Old Daoist came over, Yue Ning didn't see him, and this was the first time she saw Qingyun Old Daoist again after several years.
"Xiao Ning, your brother won't let me eat your cooking. He said that your cooking skills have declined a lot over the years. He is afraid that I will be disappointed after eating, so he wants to drive me away..."
Qingyun old man immediately began to cry to Yue Ning with snot and tears.
Yue Fei was startled and angry when he heard the words, he broke out in a cold sweat, and shouted: "Good old bastard, you are talking nonsense in front of the old lady again! I think you are really itchy!"
"I believe that Feifei would never say that... Grandpa Lin, if you want to try my craft, you can stay here. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's have a good chat later."
Yue Ning glanced at Yue Fei with a half-smile. On the one hand, it was because of her confidence in her cooking skills, and on the other hand...she knew that Yue Fei didn't have the guts.
"Okay, no problem."
Old Daoist Qingyun was so happy that he hadn't tasted Yue Ning's craft for a long time, and his mouth watered just thinking about it. He took a look at Yue Fei with a livid face, and sat back on the sofa triumphantly.
Yue Fei cursed secretly in his heart: "Damn old man, don't let me catch the opportunity, or I will teach you a lesson!"
(Ask for a ticket on the weekend, ask for a reward~)
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