Allure Treasure

Mr. Cao taught Xiaodi a lot of things during his lifetime. Men and women will naturally mention them, but they belong to the third type of transvestite besides these two genders. Let alone Xiaodi, even Mr. Cao himself would Not necessarily knowing, it's no wonder that Xiao Diu would ask as soon as he said it. ) If you don’t understand, you have to ask, this is what Mr. Cao told this kid before he died.

Huang Que greeted lame Lao Qi fiercely in her heart, then stared at Xiao Diu, and said: "Well, this transgressive, yes, yes, it's really hard to say, Brother Huang Que will come with you again when I have time." Explain, now, I will take you to buy clothes first."

There are so many good places in Wumutu, and Huang Que doesn't want to be too entangled in the issue of shemale.

Xiao Diu's muscles seemed to be a clothes hanger by nature, and the oriole took him around for a while, and directly blinded the eyes of the shopping guides. Xiao Diu's long sunshine, coupled with that good The figure, and those two rows of white teeth that make people look like an angel, revealing that kind of angelic smile that is so amazing that people can't pay for their lives, it is simply killing the young and old, and the girls are eagerly looking forward to it, so they let him try a few more, and even Take out your phone and take some sneak shots.

Huang Que has a premonition that if this kid goes to Qingcheng, he will definitely shake his previous status as a drag racing prince. Those underage girls who used to call him Brother Xiaoniao when they see him will probably change their targets. Huang Que can't help it. I've seen a lot of Xiaodiu who has just put on new clothes. This kid, in one word, is handsome!

I thought that Xiaodiu didn't know how to get along after being unloaded from the donkey, but Huang Que finally understood that it was nothing to worry about. This kid has more potential to be a jerk than himself, and the innocence on his face is true. It's really revealed, and people like it at first glance. In this society where hypocrisy outweighs reality, it is really not easy to find such an alternative handsome guy who is not polluted.

After leaving the clothes store, I went to the barber shop. After I came out, Huang Que bought two sets of sunglasses, one for each person, and put them on the bridge of the nose. At this time, Xiaodiu was wearing sky blue jeans, flat shoes, and a yellow and white T-shirt. , with this pair of sunglasses and the hairstyle I just got, walking on the road is like a different person immediately. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is tall, rich and handsome, but the oriole, looking around, also looks like a different person. Just hang out with Xiaoshuai, he is not too tall, and he is definitely not a very rich one.

"Little Diu, what else do you want to do?"

Huang Que was very interested, and it was different to use his second uncle's card to spend. Just now, Huang Que quietly took a look in the nearby ATM. There are more than [-] in this card. Lin said that he could only use [-] yuan, but the oriole couldn't control that much. At worst, he would just work for the second uncle for the rest of his life. Anyway, he didn't expect to be able to fly out of the palm of the second uncle in his life.

"Brother Huangque, I'm hungry!"

"Hungry?" Huang Que couldn't help looking at his watch. At eleven o'clock in the morning, this watch was given by Huang Hailin on his birthday. Now, it has been more than four years.

"Okay, let's eat first, in the afternoon, let's continue playing!"

Huang Que took Xiao Diu back to the small hotel first, put down the things he bought, and then turned on his charged mobile phone. When he turned it on, he was surprised to find that there were more than 200 text messages, all except 10086. That's right, the content is extremely vicious and overbearing, as if trying to eat people. Let me give you a few examples.

Squirrel, where did you die?Turn on the phone and call back!

Huang Que, it's been two days and you still haven't called me back. You were struck by lightning when you went out?

Brat, it's been three days, and I'm here to see you.

Oriole, you have the guts, from now on, don't let me see you in Qingcheng, or I will castrate you!

Bastard, why don't you come back, the guy from Haicheng is here to challenge us again.

……

What Huang Que saw was that her scalp was numb. This time, when she returned to Qingcheng, there was probably a lot of mess waiting to be cleaned up by herself. This girl is really capable of finding trouble.

The two found a decent restaurant, and ordered four dishes, fat sausage, beef, a fish, and a braised tofu, all of which the oriole likes to eat. Originally, he wanted to ask Xiao Diu what he wanted to eat , After thinking about it, forget it, if this kid comes out with a piece of bison meat and a stewed wolf cat, who will suffer?

Huang Que lit a cigarette and asked Xiao Diu with a smile, "Xiao Diu, how do you feel outside? How is it compared to donkeys unloading mills?"

Xiao Diu drank the tea served by the waiter, and kept nodding, "It's delicious, pretty, and fun!"

"that's it?"

"Brother Huangque is good to me!"

When he's done, he grins.

"You boy, you still have a conscience!" Huang Que tilted his mouth and took a puff comfortably, "Little Diu, from now on, you will be my Huang Que's brother, don't worry, after returning to Qingcheng, I will be your first brother." One thing is to invite you to Xiyue Tower to have a good meal, and in the future, if I have a bite to eat, I won’t be able to starve you.”

"Hehe..." The kid laughed again.

The food was ready soon, and the oriole was happy, so she directly ordered a glass of three, two, three. Considering that Xiao Diu had never drunk, she directly brought him a bottle of Coke.

Eating oily fat intestines, chewing tough beef, drinking sweet and delicious fish soup, biting smooth and delicious tofu, and having a sip of white wine in twos and threes, it is quite enjoyable. In fact, Huang Que is really not What big pursuits, delicacies from mountains and seas, he really doesn't pay attention to shark fin and bird's nest, he always feels that the taste of this kind of home-cooked food is much better than those with a variety of things, life is alive, a pot of tea in the morning , a glass of wine in the evening, and a cigarette after dinner, carefree, without too much brainwork, this is not in vain.

Every day I think about when I will become a millionaire and multi-millionaire, every day I think about driving a Ferrari Lamborghini and showing off around the world with one or two beauties. It is unrealistic, too unrealistic.

It's true that people have to pursue, but this pursuit is too vague, so it's meaningless, isn't it.

When there was food and vegetables, Xiaodiu didn't say a word, he only cared about eating. The oriole was very appetizing for these dishes. After a while, he would eat them in twos and threes. He shook his head, no, it used to be Drink three, two, three cups, there must be some reactions, today?Like a normal person, Huang Que secretly praised that his drinking capacity had started to increase, and couldn't help but ask the waiter to serve another glass. While thinking about the specific arrangements for the afternoon, he was eating vegetables and drinking wine.

Unknowingly, another glass was finished, the oriole was slightly taken aback, and looked at the glass, yes, it is white wine, 100% white wine, it is absolutely impossible to be water?How could it be possible to eat more than six liang without any reaction?Huang Que couldn't help memorizing the nine-nine-nine multiplication table, and he recited it backwards, and he was not drunk, which is a bit unbelievable.

"Waiter, have another drink!"

The third cup was on the table, the oriole opened the lid, first sniffed it with its nose, yes, it is white wine, it is not bad to take a sip, but how can I...

Huang Que was a little puzzled, and after thinking about it, maybe this Nanyun's wine was not as intoxicating as Qingcheng's, so she let it go, so she didn't take it to heart, and after drinking the last sip, it was already close to a catty of wine Stomach, this kid ate two more bowls of rice, and then he went to the hospital with a full belch, lame old seven, still lying on the hospital bed, taking anti-inflammatory drip, the doctor said, it should be fine in a week or so It's a big problem, but now there is a steel plate in the leg, and it will be removed after half a year, but it's just that you can go anywhere at that time, and it doesn't have to be in Umutu.

Seeing Xiao Diu, Lame Old Seven couldn't help but take another look, and finally shook his head, "It would be great if I could be as young as you."

Huang Que smiled, "Seventh Uncle, you'd better get old, otherwise, I don't know how many golden girls will be ruined in your hands."

The lame old seven was amused at once, and told a dirty joke to the oriole, and then he told the story of a widow bathing in the river when he went to the countryside to collect treasures. In short, it was nonsense, anyway It's the typical characteristic of middle-aged uncles, who feel uncomfortable if they don't tell some nasty jokes for a day.

"Really, Quezi, can I lie to you, Uncle Qi? Another day, when Uncle Qi's legs are healed, I will take you to the countryside to play. Don't underestimate this folk craft, let me tell you, In the past, someone used 50 yuan to collect a bottle in the countryside, and then went directly to Hong Kong to buy 500 million yuan, what kind of concept is this, so it is really good to say that treasures are produced by the people." As he spoke, he lame Lao Qi started bragging about his old life again.

Huang Que really couldn't bear to hit him. These years, the lame old seven has lived an uncomfortable life. Huang Que only listened to a joke, but the lame old seven really didn't intend to let him go. Huang Que stopped quickly. He dragged Xiaodiu out and went out, listening to his nonsense in the hospital, why not go back to the small hotel to sleep.

There is a doctor in the hospital, and Huang Que is extremely reassuring. Now, it is his turn to play with Xiaodiu. Speaking of which, this chic trip in Umutu is full of lame old seven. It's not that the old boy broke his leg, he probably went back to Qingcheng at this moment, Xiaodiu didn't have an ID card, and his second uncle Huang Hailin, I'm afraid it would be a real pain to let him accompany him in a sleeper car.

Umutu is the border between Vietnam and Thailand. The scenery in the area has too many exotic styles. The tropical trees give people a very cool feeling. In the afternoon, the two took a taxi to the nearest tourist area. As for Mutu, the most lively time should be the time of the Songkran Festival. However, in order to cater to the public, some tourist areas can splash water on almost 360 days in [-] days a year. If there are too many, then it can splash. Looking at those crazy people, the oriole really regrets not bringing a change of clothes, otherwise, looking at the girl with soaked clothes, the feeling is really not ordinary, but halfway I still took a few tempting photos with my mobile phone, and when I go back, I can sell them to Liu Jinyin's waste as a collection.

After leaving the tourist area, Huang Que took Xiaodiu to the amusement park again, but the weather was too hot, so he couldn't arouse much interest, so he hurried back.

In short, after all the tossing and tossing, the oriole actually missed Qingcheng a little bit. After all, it was fun to play in her own territory, and she had the confidence to play. The oriole wanted to call Yangmei, but finally gave up. If you scold her, call now, it's just to be scolded one more time, it's really not worth it.

Dinner was still at the restaurant at noon. As soon as I sat down, the oriole remembered what happened at noon again. After drinking three cups of three, two, three, and playing all afternoon, it was still full of energy. If it was before, it would definitely be Lie on the bed and sleep until midnight.

In order to confirm which link was the problem, this time the oriole changed to drink Erguotou, but after drinking a small bottle, there was still no reaction at all. The oriole was dumbfounded, and ordered another bottle. This time, it simply did not eat vegetables Yes, I looked at the wine bottle for a long time, smelled it for a long time, and finally raised my head and drank it upside down in one gulp.

As for people, there's nothing wrong with it!

Huang Que really felt that something was wrong, but after much deliberation, he just couldn't figure it out. Seeing that Xiao Diu had eaten, he hurriedly paid the bill, and wanted to go to the hospital to ask Lame Seventh to see if he knew the reason.

When I came to the hospital, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening, but as soon as I walked into Lame Seven's room, this guy was not there. Huang Que asked the nurse on duty and said that this guy was discharged from the hospital by a friend. Seven out of the hospital?How can this be?It couldn't be the second uncle, nor himself and Xiaodiu, could it be someone Wumutu knew?

Just when the oriole was in a fog and was about to ask again, a middle-aged man in a plaid shirt walked over quickly, looked at him with a gentle face, and said with a smile: "Hello, are you an oriole?" ?”

The oriole nodded, "Yes, I am."

"Oh, it's like this. I'm Chen Qijiang's good friend. I haven't seen him for many years. I'm so happy, so I took him to live in my house. He was afraid that you might worry, so he asked me to pick you up."

"Are you my seventh uncle's friend?"

"Correct!"

As soon as Huang Que heard this, she followed the middle-aged man to the door. As soon as she walked out of the hospital, Huang Que suddenly felt that something was wrong. The lame old seven really wanted to go to a friend's house, so why bother? Call him in the afternoon. Ok?

Huang Que turned her head sharply, just as she was about to speak, but saw the middle-aged man leaning closer to her, with a hard object pressed against his waist, and said viciously: "Don't look back, keep walking!"

Huang Que trembled in fright, because what was on his waist was nothing but a pistol.

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