future king

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spn "Didn't think of it, I found this thing for you, I heard that you Chinese like to play this game very much! Our team's injured players are still very concerned, I am afraid that you will be bored at home alone, so I will find you something good to relieve boredom! "Bojinov held the mahjong in his hand with an expression of asking for credit, and said on the sofa.

"Oh my god, you have to play mahjong with four people. You really have a heart!" Li Yu felt that he didn't come here specifically to comfort the wounded, so he asked casually, "Isn't it because you want me to teach them how to play mahjong?"

"Lee, you're so smart! Last night I watched a movie about playing mahjong. It's like magic, and there's Chinese kung fu!" Bojinov kept holding up the mahjong and dancing.

"You also believe in the things in the movie. Whether your IQ can continue to play football is a problem! I don't know how to play Chinese Kung Fu. I only know how to play in the north. Are you still learning?" Li Yu knew. I can't hide today, so I just tell the truth.

"Learn!" The two foreigners replied in unison. It seems that Comrade Lao Ji was seriously fooled by Bojinov, and the good young man is now actively asking to learn gambling games. [

"I declare in advance that my teaching is all about actual combat, and I have to pay the tuition fee!" Li Yu thought to himself, there is no reason to let the three foreigners take the initiative to stick their heads out and be slaughtered.

After a while, he also came to Li Yu's home with two big bags of food. What he brought was some convenience food. The purpose of the three of them was to learn mahjong. Help the table under command, ready to go to war.

But I can't speak Chinese, how can I recognize the cards!

Li Yu had no choice but to pick up the pads one by one, and wrote all the Chinese numbers on the Wanzi into Arabic numerals, one for each of the three people present.

There is only one word in the note that needs to be translated, and the third brother can count the rest by himself.

Pancakes are simpler, just know how to count pancakes.

"Why do games designed by you Chinese have something to do with food? It's noodles again! It's pancakes again!"

"Then how do you explain these few Chinese characters?"

"What about these flowers?"

The three of you said one sentence to another, and Li Yu, who had been explaining for a long time, wanted to throw the table and leave, "Tm, teaching foreigners to play mahjong is not a human job!"

"Shut up, do you still want to play! Ask one by one, I'll answer Baumsong's first, these flowers are useless!" Li Yu replied angrily with an impatient face.

Baumsong wanted to continue asking, "Flowers are useless, what's the point of engraving them?" But seeing Li Yu's eyes, he swallowed the words again.

"Second question, it doesn't matter what these words are. When you play later, just remember to type out all these words!" Li Yu didn't bother to explain the meaning of the name card of the limelight, he didn't know it himself. , I knew that I could touch and slash, and I probably couldn't explain it clearly to these people for a while, so I simply came up with a simplified version of the explanation.

The trio of Xuepai nodded seriously, and stretched out their hands to signal Li Yu to answer their first question again.

"It's really hard to call you foreigners, you don't care about eating, and your associations are too rich. These are just to represent the permutations and combinations of different series, just like hearts and spades in poker. I say this, you understand Alright!" Li Yu thought that he would be able to win the tuition of those three in a while, and the fight could start soon, the restlessness in his heart finally eased, and the way of explaining became simple and easy to understand.

Touching, eating, slashing, bullshitting, and shooting, explained clearly one by one, and the three nodded in understanding. As for what a bastard is, in order to start the war as soon as possible, they were directly pssed by Li Yu.

"Are you kidding me? If I explain something to these three people, I might have a nervous breakdown. It's better not to say anything."

After formulating the rules of playing cards, Li Yu regained his spirit. They played very simple cards. The three of them were beginners. Li Yu only explained how to be silly, and they can eat and touch whatever they want. It costs 100 euros to eat, and 100 euros per person for self-touching. There is only one additional condition that continuous shooting will double.

This is actually Li Yu's narrow-mindedness. The three laowai probably don't want to play tricks for a while, and they just take turns to give money. Taking advantage of the fact that they don't understand anything now, they don't formulate some favorable conditions for themselves. I am sorry for myself today. Brain cells sacrificed at night. [

"Fight, Beifeng! One hundred euros per person!" Li Yu started to fight as soon as he came up, shouting and stretching out his hand for money.

"No, you just told us that you will play as soon as you get the trump card, but now you keep three for yourself to open the kong. You obviously have a problem with your explanation. You don't count, I won't give you money!" It was still Bojinov's chicken thief, who immediately found out what was wrong, and began to play tricks and refuse to pay.

"That's right, I won't give it either!"

"No!"

The other two also chimed in.

"Why are you doing this? It's really useless, but you can touch or fight. If I dare to keep it in my hand, it's a matter of personal level. You guys give me the money!" Li Yu shouted grievances while explaining.

"No!"

With a chorus, it can be regarded as a certainty for this bar!

In the last hand, Li Yu still won 100 euros from Killieni.

Then, with two hands, Li Yu drew himself twice in a row, and the total winnings rose to 2 euros.

Although he won 3 hands in a row, Li Yu didn't feel the joy of winning at all. The reason was that the speed of the other three players' playing cards was too slow. I had to count the cards next to me, and what was even more exasperating was that this card I drew was gone after a long time of rotation.

Seeing Li Yu was almost dying of anxiety, but thanks to his good health, he wanted to change to a domestic uncle and aunt, and if he beat three cards, he would have to be sent to the hospital.

The fourth hand is still in the same situation, but Bojinov obviously adapted quickly and played decently. Now he has three decks of cards on the ground, and he may have already listened to the cards.

At this time, Li Yu touched a card of Beifeng, saw that there were already two cards of Beifeng on the bottom of the card, and played it without hesitation.

"I'm crazy, Noodle Boy, give me the money!" Bojinov said happily.

"My God, what kind of card are you playing? To listen to the last North Wind? It's unreasonable for me to fire a cannon. This card can't be entertained!" Li Yu said so, but the 100 euros for the cannon Still gave it.

This one just happened to be Li Yu's seat, and the next round of cards was officially completed. The four hands took a full 1 hour and 40 minutes, and he could apply for the Guinness record for the slowest mahjong.

But the three of them didn’t know why, but they actually liked this entertainment, especially Bojinov, who just played a fool, and shouted like in the movie: “Fight for eight hundred rounds!”

In the fifth hand, the three beginners actually played some common mahjong skills, and began to know how to keep the cards and play the cards based on the hole cards.

Li Yu analyzed for a long time, only thinking of this possibility, "Their progress is too great, a round of cards has reached this level!"

As a result, this hand of cards was fumbled around, but no one could win. Li Yu couldn't help but wonder what kind of cards the three brothers were listening to. They spread out the cards and said, "Would you like me to play together? Let's see what cards are in your hands." What kind of card is it, besides being in the limelight, it is white in the middle, so many sizes and good-looking?"

"Yes! The square Chinese characters are beautiful, and I know the red characters, which are Chinese characters. Don't you say this means getting rich? If you keep it, you might be able to fool around!" [

The answer was really good-looking. Li Yu felt that teaching these three players how to play mahjong was a serious mistake. Now that he won money from others, he was too embarrassed to ask to stop playing. This kind of torture meant that it was time to end!

Later, Li Yu stopped watching the cards and playing cards. He wanted to lose all the money he won, so that he could end in a justifiable way. If you want to lose the money back, it's really not that easy to lose.

Time passed very slowly, and every hand was a torment for Li Yu. After 2 hours, Li Yu finally lost all the money he won earlier.

Looking at the wall clock, it was already 11 o'clock. After playing a total of 5 hours, they only played three rounds of poker. Now Li Yu looked at the other trio who thought they were very skilled at poker, and he didn't get angry. Thinking of letting them advise him on how to chase girls, now he wasted his time on mahjong, Li Yu said nothing and stopped playing mahjong, and the three brothers who hadn't passed their excitement reluctantly agreed.

Speaking of chasing girls, except for Kyrieni, the other two can be Li Yu's masters.

As soon as he heard that Li Yu met the fairy today, he successfully placed an undercover agent beside the fairy.

The three unanimously condemned why Li Yu didn't say it earlier, listening to Li Yu's love story was more fun to them than playing mahjong.

"You are so stupid, listen to you, the two of you have feelings for each other, this is really easy to handle, you don't need to talk, just go up and have a lingering French kiss, it's done!" Baumsong, the French It was unbelievable to hear Li Yu standing there for a long time without saying anything, so he casually came up with a solution.

"Big Hei, it's useful to say something. Didn't this kid keep talking! He's already left a bad impression on others, so we must find a way to turn it around." Killieni interjected to help Li Yu explain the current situation.

"I said you're usually pretty smart, but you can't do anything when it comes to girls! I've thought of a way, do you want to listen to it?" Bojinov didn't forget to sarcasm Li Yu, and pretended to be tricky .

"Come on, I'm dying of anxiety. I wasted so much time playing mahjong with you just now." As soon as Li Yu heard that there was a way, he grabbed Bojinov's arm excitedly and never let go.

"I said it's not enough! With so much effort, I went on the field with a sore hand. When you come back, sir, you should be punished again." Bojinov was still joking, but Li Yu tightened his grip, and quickly changed his words, "The method is very simple, continue take off!"