The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 100: Race with bare buttocks

The woman in red snorted coldly, disdainful of Guo Nuan's sudden intervention, and then turned around and rushed towards them in the snow leopard.

"Don't blame me if you die. If you want to blame, blame yourself for meddling in your own business." The woman in red didn't care what Guo Nuan was.

Guo Nuan was not to be trifled with. He charged up his legs and started his whole body. He quickly moved and walked around the square, and at the same time raised his bow and arrow to aim at the snow leopard all the time.

"Chirp!" Guo Nuan preemptively pulled out an oversized arrow shaft as thick as a thumb from his quiver, and while he was erratically walking, he suddenly turned around and Teng Bu jumped more than a foot high. He twisted his waist 180 degrees in a whirlwind, and then shot The arrow drew the bow, and Guo Nuan unceremoniously shot a thunderbolt arrow. Her body was like a flying swallow, and the arrow was like a frightened bird. The energy in her whole body was concentrated between her fingers. In an instant, it turned into a lightning bolt and flew away rapidly. Tearing the air as it flew straight, it roared with a short, trembling chorus.

"Drink!" The woman remained calm in the face of danger, narrowing her enchanting wandering eyes slightly, picked up the long whip that was dragging the ground and bounced it off the ground, and the stainless steel Mitsubishi dart at the end of the whip was raised and then pulled horizontally, drawing a beautiful The arc quickly protects the human and the snow leopard, like a slender and tough poisonous snake dancing its waist, pouring out a threatening snake message, just at the moment of lightning and flint, when the thunder arrow whizzes and stabs, it swims in the air The moving dart head immediately changed its arc trajectory and hit the arrow, and the vigorously flying arrow shaft fell to the ground.

"Crash!" Guo Nuan used all her strength to shoot Huang Zhong's stunt, but was blocked by the woman in red lightly!Guo Nuan saw it in his eyes, his heart suddenly sank, and the pressure increased. He felt that the situation was very bad. This woman is a difficult character to deal with. Besides, she also has a giant cat to cooperate with, a long whip measuring three feet long. It can attack from a distance, and the big cat can fight in close combat. Guo Nuan has a headache. She is an archer, and the long-range attack is not a threat to her. If she is stuck, she will be slapped to death by the aggressive big cat. .

"Hehe, why, who was there just now was yelling to intervene, but now I'm holding my breath." The woman in red was very happy to see Guo Nuan deflated, seeing him wandering in the square in embarrassment, trying to distance herself from her, her temperament She suddenly became interested, and then slowed down the running speed of the horse, but kept the distance close to her eyes and kept suppressing Guo Nuan.

Guo Nuan was exhausted, and the big cat was chasing him leisurely like a cat catching a mouse five or six meters behind his butt. The big cat growled from time to time, as if the snow leopard was playing tricks on Guo Nuan.

If cats could laugh like humans, Guo Nuan, who was so depressed at the moment, ran wildly and cursed secretly: "Damn, this dead cat must have a smug and mocking expression on its face."

"Come on, my lord, hold on, my lord, run, we're going to get you rescuers now." A crowd of yamen servants who were kneeling in the square had stood up at some point, shouting in unison to Guo Nuan, who was circling in circles in the square. Afterwards, he ran away again, but Ah Fu, Yan Zhuang, and Fatty couldn't intervene for a while, so they could only stand aside and worry.

"Brother Guo is being sadly ravaged by the demon girl. As a good brother, how can you waste your time and not help? I, Zhang Dabiao, have an obligation!" The fat man picked up his precious shovel, and was about to stride forward angrily, but unexpectedly Yan Zhuang grabbed the fat man and stopped him: "Fatty man, don't worry, that woman doesn't seem to want to hurt Xiao Guo's life, she just wants to make your brother suffer, if you intervene rashly now, it will only mess up the situation , but aroused the woman's anger, and then it will be serious."

"Hey, big beauty, the two of us met for the first time without enmity or grudges. It was a misunderstanding. If you have something to say, sit down and talk about it." Guo Nuan gradually felt that his strength was insufficient, and he always wanted to turn around and shoot arrows to force the enemy behind him, but unexpectedly there was a slight change. , the big cat stretched out a paw and scratched his butt, and the speed that had slowed down was stimulated to increase a little.Now that a quarter of an hour has passed, Guo Nuan has also circled the square dozens of times. He is already panting like a pug with his tongue sticking out. He is sweating profusely and he can't help calling a timeout.

"You were very proud just now, don't worry, let's go around a few hundred times first, my Bai Ling likes this chasing game very much." Eight openings, revealing the white and tender skin on the buttocks, can't help but find it very interesting.

"Damn, stinky woman, old aunt, vicious little woman... If you have the ability to tell your damn pet to stop immediately, I want to fight you one-on-one!"

Guo Nuan was full of anger, not to mention the happy butt at the moment, and could only run for his life. When has he been so speechless in fighting with his opponents, Guo Nuan lost gloriously even if he couldn't win before. . .

Ashamed and tired, he showed his bare buttocks to a woman, and ran for his life, doing all kinds of acrobatic moves to prevent the big cat behind him from provoking and playing with its black paws. He sprayed manure indiscriminately, and spit out all the conceivable swear words in his mind.

It is said that Guo Nuan is a polite and polite son, he never hits or insults women, otherwise he will feel that these vulgar behaviors will pollute his noble personality charm, if he utters a string of scolding words when he is running wildly , which stunned Yan Zhuang, Ah Fu, and Fatty, who were just watching the human leopard marathon.

"If you can't win, is it okay for the young master to act like this? Look at the woman's leisurely expression, it seems that the young master's vicious words are not strong enough." Ah Fu looked at his unscrupulous young master being teased by a coquettish woman so embarrassingly, a little bit Sympathy, but there is nothing I can do to help, I can't help myself.

Although Guo Nuan was in a mess, the swift-moving archer farthest away was still a descendant of Huang Zhong, the god of arrows, and his legs were still sharp.After trembling with trepidation, the whole body was shaken, and he dodged the attack, and flopped on the outside of his legs. This move was fake enough. Guo Nuan was even better at kick-fixing than later generations of national football players. The leopard looked at Guo Nuan and staggered outwards. A flop on the left, with well-developed limbs and a simple brain, it then swiped its front paws lightly, unexpectedly drawing an empty shadow, Guo Nuan smiled, jumped like an ape, and then flashed to the right.The leopard groaned involuntarily, and then stretched out its paws to scratch Guo Nuan's butt without giving up.

This time, instead of using paws, the spiritual cat uses its forelimbs and thighs.Have you ever seen a feline that knows ancient Chinese martial arts? Guo Nuan, who continued to bounce around in front of him, turned his head to look behind him while panting, and exclaimed in his heart: "Oh, my god, this cat can also do martial arts routines. His grandma, damn it!"

After eating Big Mao's old punch, Guo Nuan got another punch in the butt.The cat quickly crossed uppercuts from left to right, double-strike leopard-style kicks, swooped down to lift the crotch in a row, and then a nine-yin white bone claw. The rags behind Guo Nuan's buttocks could have been vaguely covered. At this moment, the two round buttocks are already exposed In the world, with the vigor of running buttocks trembling.

"Wow, it's really embarrassing. I wasted the fame of Guo Nuan, the chief shepherd of Leizhou... Now it's ruined by this hateful cat. Yaya, if you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman, so write it down first! Immediately, there was a burst of mournful and loud voices in the square, and the voice of Master Mushou was heard almost all over the city.

"Stop it, don't play, Bai Ling—" The woman had already been amused by Guo Nuan's funny performance, and her face continued to glow with a soft smile, revealing a bit of weirdness.

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