The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 269: Guo Nuan is a hooligan

At the moment when Guo Nuan was puzzled, Mie Nu took out a large handful of darts from her arms and shot them at the target in front of her, puff puff.

Guo Nuan and Bian Nose couldn't help being amazed at the shape of the darts. Mie girl is not only good at throwing money violently, she is also very good at playing darts. On the arrow target fifty paces away, she is using it perfectly. A dozen or so darts are arranged to form a hollowed-out wildflower.

"Rose, isn't it good?" While the crowd cheered and applauded, Mie proudly imitated the common movement of flattening her nose, and pinched her own small nose.

"It's time for me, Dongfu, to make everyone laugh." Dongfu, who was wearing a long dress and skirt, looked like a lady from a big family, walked gracefully, walked to the school grounds, and bowed politely to everyone, one by one, It looks gentle and charming.

"Quack, with this kind of dress, coupled with Miss Dongfu's sheep nature, she can also do martial arts," Guo Nuan blinked, saying that he would rather look after that naughty girl Rouran, who might look like a sick Dongfu Even if she can't beat her, could it be that her weapon is a sewing needle? Guo Nuan looked at Dongfu with nothing in his sleeves, and he was a little confused about the unique skills of these women.

Huhu, Dongfu slowly spun around on the spot. She didn't expect that her long skirt could be stretched. With a shake of her arm, it suddenly changed into a water sleeve, dancing like a dragon. Guo Nuan touched her chin. resemblance.

This dance is similar to Wan'er's Hu Xuanwu. Guo Nuan glanced sideways at Kang Wan who was standing a few steps away. Dongfu is very satisfied with her dance clothes.

"Chirp," Shui Xiu slammed suddenly, and the soft sleeve cloth immediately became stiff and tough, like a thorn, hitting the cowhide snare drum placed on the wooden stand next to the school yard. The thick cowhide drum Immediately, there was a strong and exciting sound, which shows that the strength of the water sleeves is soft and firm, which cannot be underestimated.

The water sleeves fluctuated gracefully, the speed was erratic like lightning, and suddenly exploded like a crisp firecracker. She leaped in the air, and Dongfu yelled coquettishly. The scarecrow tied up in the distance rolled up its sleeves and uprooted, and was thrown seven or eight meters away. You must know that the skeleton of this scarecrow is made of solid wooden piles, and each weighs 150 catties. This Dongfu said lightly With a flick of the sleeves, the two heavy straw dolls can be rolled and thrown into the air. This strength and ingenuity won Guo Nuan and Bian Nose a burst of praise.

Come on, Ruru, Dong Fu, and Mie Nu have all appeared on the stage. Bian Bi was unexpectedly satisfied with this assessment, and then Bian Bi cast his eyes on Kang Wan, who has a calm and indifferent temperament.

"The little girl is making a fool of herself," Kang Wan smiled and nodded towards the flat nose, and then she slowly drew out the soft sword at her waist.

"Clang," the humming sound pierced through the air, shocking people's hearts, flashing a silver four-foot soft sword with a reddish luster, although it is slender and less than two fingers wide, but when the knife is drawn, it instantly The flexibility and strength of the bounce cannot be underestimated.

Guo Nuan was amazed, this soft sword seems to be a superior thing, in fact, in the eyes of the well-informed flat-nosed nobles, there is no doubt that there is excitement. A master swordsmith triggered the sky thunder, tempered the hot volcanic lava, and infiltrated Shaohua Bailu. In the end, after ninety-nine and 100 days, this female master of Dongnu country finally made a magic weapon, Fengxia.

I didn't expect that the great general of the Dongnv Kingdom would own the sword of the Dongnv Kingdom, and I was very envious, but after thinking about it, this is also reasonable. The Iron Maiden General Kang Wan contributed to the Dongnv Kingdom. It is no surprise that this sword is rewarded for his outstanding feats.

This sword should be very sharp, Guo Nuan couldn't help but say that he also has a precious blade, a golden dagger, but compared with Kang Wan's soft sword, the momentum is really far behind. Although my own is sharp, But it is unbearably vulgar, studded with yellow and white things, Kang Wan's soft sword is better, it is low-key and always releases domineering.

The sword energy is leaking out, a fairy who is refined from vulgarity, Kang Wan's sword is like a flying phoenix, and the soft sword in the palm of the hand radiates dozens of sword skills in an instant, wiping, picking, twisting, pointing, stabbing, collapsing, and the moves are full of strong wind Strong, even if Guo Nuan and the others, who were more than ten meters away, rushed towards them, they couldn't stop the breeze.

"Haha, Miss Kang Wan's superb swordsmanship is truly astonishing," Bian Nose applauded repeatedly. Kang Wan's swordsmanship was as elegant as a dance, as beautiful as a fairyland, but it contained bursts of killing intent, which made people dare not directly Destroy its edge.

After a period of assessment, Bian Nose has completely believed in the strength of these women, and he is naturally in a very happy mood. Think about it, when a brand new team stands in the arena, thousands of spectators must be stunned. Four women plus one The men's gladiatorial group, this is obviously a very special combination, the strength is geometric, unexpected.

Kang Wan and the others officially became members of the Rose Girls team. Guo Nuan graciously let Xian, and he made Kang Wan the new captain. The next day, Kang Wan's five women dragged a lot of luggage and moved into the flat-nosed manor. Well, anyway, the manor is very big and there are many guest rooms, so it doesn't matter if there are more people.

Kang Wan and the others are not slaves who have committed crimes, so even if they voluntarily become gladiators, they still have the freedom of civilians. Joining the flat-nosed gladiator team is regarded as cooperation between the two parties, and they naturally get along with each other on an equal footing.

What makes Guo Nuan happy is that there are a few more beauties who get along with each other day and night. As the saying goes, if a man and a woman match, they will not be tired from work. This day, they use knives and sticks on the school grounds. Surrounded by beauties and seductive, Guo Nuan's heart is indeed in full bloom, and the efficiency of martial arts training has also improved a lot.

But three women are better than a group of ducks. Women are mostly emotional, and they especially like to chatter and gossip. They get together and talk non-stop every day, and they especially like to toss about things. They are also very enthusiastic about martial arts, lazy Lazy, as if he had reached the pinnacle of martial arts, these women didn't worry about the next match at all.

"This isn't a competition, it's a gladiator's fight..." Guo Nuan was bleeding in his heart, depressed, saying that he was not the captain of the Shenma Girls team, Kang Wan had the final say, and he couldn't command at all These women are practicing martial arts.

"Old Guo, don't worry, it's still morning, I haven't put on the mask yet,"

Guo Nuan endured it for a few days, and the attendance rate of these girls has not been high. Guo Nuan and the elders began to sweat profusely in the school field at dawn, but the contemptuous girls were still lazily asleep on the bunks in the wing room. Either rouge and rouge, lots of make-up, or trying on a bunch of clothes from the store.

Guo Nuan taught the mia girls a secret recipe for skin care by slicing fruit and applying a facial mask. Now the girls are getting excited, cutting cantaloupe, watermelon, pear, or applying honey and pounding aloe vera juice, wearing a colorful facial mask all day long , just like a female ghost, resting in the shaded corridors and pavilions of the manor. When they are practicing martial arts, they say that they should not bask in the sun when applying the mask, otherwise it will be scrapped. .

Guo Nuan is almost remorseful now, the emperor is not in a hurry for the eunuchs, he is worried that these little girls don’t know the dangers of the arena, and they don’t work hard at ordinary times. Going on stage is not a performance, but a fight for life. Don’t you, the beautiful girl team, expect Put on a mask every day to make your face supple and supple. When the time comes to seduce the gang of murderous old and rough gladiator opponents, Guo Nuan doesn't think this alternative method is feasible. He is worried about the youthful beauty. Girls, if they died on stage, Brother Guo would have committed a serious crime, how can they explain to their parents.

Of course, the pained Guo Nuan can forget about Kang Wan for the time being. Wan'er forced Guo Nuan into a corner with dozens of understatement yesterday.

"No, let's practice martial arts," Guo Nuan strode across the corridor in the early morning before the morning fog cleared, inspecting several rooms with closed doors, and kicked them open brutally.

"Stinky man, you actually kicked my room," came a rueful and angry voice from the room, and she jumped out of the bed, wearing obscene pants, tulle bellyband, and a bumpy figure that spurted blood alluringly , and a pair of snow-white round thighs.

Compared with the girl in the previous room who was stiff with a mask on, she lay on the bed and dared not move around. Regarding Guo Nuan's kicking the door, she had better yell at Guo Nuan to settle the score with Guo Nuan afterwards.

"Ah,,," Guo Nuan kicked open the wooden door of Ruru's wing room, and before he could gaze at the unobstructed beauty's carcass. A five-liang silver ingot flung at Guo Nuan in the air.

With a miserable scream, Guo Nuan clutched his nose that was bleeding from both nostrils, tears streaming down his face, he turned around and ran away in embarrassment. big.

"Hmph," Guo Nuan stuffed two cotton slivers that were dizzy and bleeding into his nostrils, and then he made a comeback and knocked on the next room, and the one who made a fuss in the next room was Miss Dongfu.

Dongfu, she is an obedient lady, Guo Nuan reckoned that Dongfu should be merciful.

No, I have to be tough. I almost lost my hand knocking on the door of Dongfu's wing yesterday, and her voice was hoarse. The girl said softly, "Brother Guo, I'm taking a shower, wait a minute..." Then Then he said: "I'm trying on clothes" and "dressing up." Guo Nuan curled her lips, the devil would believe that there are so many procedures to get up.

Come on, Guo Nuan raised his foot and kicked again: "Peng," there was a violent impact.

"Dongfu, get up and practice soon..." The loud voice stopped abruptly, and Guo Nuan saw an even more amazing scene. The nosebleed that had just stopped suddenly squirmed in the nostrils, and directly rolled up two pieces of cotton cloth. shoot out.

"Ah," yelled, Dongfu was soaking in a big wooden barrel and taking a hot bath, with his back facing the main entrance, showing his icy back, it seemed that the moment Guo Nuan broke through the door, he saw a pair of snow-white and proud Mimi

"Guo Nuan is a hooligan,,,,," the high-decibel scream spread throughout the manor,

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