The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

Guo Min led more than 800 cavalry and continued to march deep into the Western Regions.

In other words, when we arrived in Dawan Kingdom, the local grazing horses can be described as strong and tall, and all of them were raised with high-quality alfalfa grass. These Dawan horses could not be better for military horses.

When the cavalrymen of the Tang Dynasty arrived in Dawan, seeing the handsome Dawan horses on the pasture in the oasis country, it was like a modern diaosi seeing a Maybach, a top luxury car worth tens of millions.

Fortunately, Guo Min bought wine worth thousands of shi in the countries he passed through, because the people of Dawan Kingdom love to drink, but they generally use the wine made from Pu Tao, and the wine made from grapes and wheat from other regions. The wine made by them was quite fresh because of its mellow alcoholic power and strong taste. For a while, the wine shipped by Guo Yi and the others was sold out locally.

The price of wine sold for two thousand shi was replaced by excellent Dawan horses for the cavalry of the Tang Dynasty. In the following time, wherever the cavalry of the Tang Dynasty led by Guo Xi passed, there would be rumors from various tribal countries in the desert of the Western Regions. Such a marvel, the 1000 Datang cavalry wiped out the banditry that hundreds of tribes in the Western Regions had solved for more than 100 years in almost half a month.

When they arrived in the next country, they came to a country that was very good at doing business, but the strange thing was that the status of the local women was very high, as if the wife gave an order, her husband had to follow it immediately, otherwise he would be arrested and follow the clan rules punish.

The influx of 1000 men from the Tang Dynasty into this tribe really messed up the female clan tribe. Because of the high status of women, the local ruler is the queen, and the women of ordinary families are the heads of the family, and polygamy is practiced. Husband system, one married husband, several concubines, of course, the most important thing is that the women here are mixed bloods from various tribes in the Western Regions, and they are all beautiful and beautiful. Of course, God will not favor this magical tribe alone. It is said that most of the men born in their tribe are short in stature and ugly in appearance.

It is said that Da Biao is tall and fat, which is very in line with the aesthetics of the local tribal women's choice of husband and son-in-law. When Da Biao arrived in this powerful country of women, he suddenly became a hot commodity.

Of course, the 1000 Datang Haoerlang, with the handsome characteristics of authentic oriental men, think about it, these men who can be selected into the strongest arms in the army, the cavalry, are these men who are more than 1.8 meters tall, and they have been tempered in barracks training and battlefields His masculinity is comparable to that of the men in this tribe who are short in stature, less than 1.7 meters, and have wretched looks.

Therefore, as soon as they entered the city, Guo Yan and the others were grandly received by the Queen in Heda City, and arranged for board and lodging. It's so good, but Datang's more than 1000 cavalry soldiers have become satyrs and lambs waiting to be slaughtered.

On the second day after entering the city, at the banquet in the queen's magnificent palace, Da Biao first flirted with a beautiful general under the queen's command who was sitting next to him, and it was extremely hot.

But afterwards, when Da Biao heard that this female general named Kaka had a dozen or so little husbands in captivity in her yard, his heart became cold all of a sudden. Could it be that he was going to serve a woman with more than a dozen men uselessly? Even though she was as beautiful as a flower, Da Biao, who grew up in the male clan society of the Tang Dynasty, couldn't bear it.

As for Ah Fu, I heard that the twenty or so maids of the palace who hid behind the marble pillars and twittered and quarreled were scheduled to divide it up, not to mention the other 1000 cavalrymen from the Tang Dynasty. The woman stared at her.

Of course, as the chief officer, Guo Yi, handsome and extraordinary, won the inheritance of the excellent genes of Guo Ziyi, a great general in the middle Tang Dynasty, and immediately fascinated Her Majesty the Queen in her fifties.

This is great, although the queen's face is well maintained, her charm is not lost when she was 30 years old, she is mature and charming, but after all, she is in her fifties, big sister, she has passed menopause, and she can be a mother. The queen in her arms smiled wryly for a moment.

The queen said that after seeing this beautiful man Guo Yi, the more than 100 male favorites in the harem lost interest. She immediately disbanded the harem and planned to propose to Guo Yi the next day. Guo Yi was willing, and on the fourth day, the queen wearing a pomegranate skirt gave up her throne to the virtuous, bowed down under Guo Meinan's cavalry trousers, and led the whole country and the city people to regard him as king.

Of course, the premise is that Guo Nuan's second brother, Guo Yi, must agree to marry the queen, and he must not move his mind to leave the country of Heda.

That's okay, okay, although these women are beautiful, fierce and good at fighting, their ancestors even led female soldiers across the Middle East and approached the Persian country more than 100 years ago, but now they have to work, Shen Ning It's not enough to be gentle.

Guo Yi slapped the back of the head of Da Biao, who was bewitched by the United States, and at night, he summoned several generals to plan an escape plan.

One night, the cavalry quickly mounted their horses, raised their whips and broke through the closed city gate. Under the angry pursuit of tens of thousands of women behind them, they marched more than 1000 miles overnight, and finally escaped from danger.

Recalling this encounter, the breathless people fell down on the yellow sand dunes and laughed, each telling funny things about the daughter country. However, after only staying in the daughter country for two days, [-]% of them were still virgins Half of the cavalrymen of the Tang Dynasty were forced to be kidnapped and executed on the spot by women on the bed overnight, losing their virginity, which is really embarrassing.

Later, a cavalryman once asked Da Biao if he had experienced such an embarrassing and charming thing. He blushed and hesitated for a long time without letting out a fart. Maybe he was too embarrassed to say it, which made people imagine .

Next, they came to a dilapidated isolated city. They happened to meet a gang of more than 2000 bandits and formed a cavalry formation. It is said that these bandits who were overpowering and trying to rob the cavalry of the Tang Dynasty suffered a disaster.

During the previous journey, the cavalrymen of the Great Tang Western Expedition were bullied all the way, but now they are well-equipped, shotguns have been replaced with cannons, and they burst out with invincible combat power.

For a quarter of an hour, three rounds of formation charge, Guo Yan led the cavalry on horseback with great pride, rolled up the rolling yellow sand, and the sound of fighting was loud. When the yellow sand and dust fell all over the sky, more than 2000 evil horse bandits were left on the sand corpse.

In the bandit's nest in the ruins, Guo Min and the others collected more than [-] carts of goods, precious animal furs, crystals, flower porcelain, cloth, bronze and iron objects and so on.

Of course, what shocked them the most was that they found a cult worship site in the secret room temple in the hidden dungeon, a cult god statue composed of animal heads and human bodies, especially the stone statue held a huge gold chain in its hand, And there are countless white human heads stacked at the foot of the stone statue, and the empty eye holes are extremely shocking. These are probably innocent people who were plundered and killed by nearby tribes and passing business travelers.

Guo Chen deeply felt that these gangsters must not be an ordinary organization, it is very likely that this is a sub-forum, and the potential power is really shocking.

After burning down the ruins of the cult's den of thieves, they continued on the road with a heavy heart. However, Guo Yi kept a mind that whenever he encountered a den of thieves nearby, he would definitely help the local tribe to clean it up. Four or five branch sites of cult organizations were wiped out.

Undoubtedly, the brave and fearless Tang cavalry's act of helping the weak tribes along the Western Regions was warmly welcomed. They were welcomed by the tribes and the oasis country like heroes.

However, whenever I asked the leaders of local tribes and small countries about the situation of a Tang man and a Tubo princess, I still didn't get any clues.

For some reason, they came to a strange country, where the people were very kind and simple, but even if the local life was poor and there was a lack of food, they would not hunt the wild boars and dogs in the nearby mountains for food.

Due to the similar religious customs of the Uighurs in the area, the territory of these tribes has undoubtedly become the best paradise for wild animals.

Wild boars and wild dogs do not eat them when they see people, and they multiply all over the mountains and fields. There are groups of extremely large and terrifying pig and dog armies. They dare to go to the farmland outside the city to eat crops during the day, and sometimes the city gate is not closed properly. , Let these unscrupulous guys rush in, often attacking human doors, windows, breaking into people's homes to make trouble, and even hurt people.

The cavalry of the Tang Dynasty were not soft-hearted local people. They saw wild boars jumping around on the grass, all of them were extremely fat and not afraid of people. It was necessary to respect the religions of other ethnic groups. Han people, can't waste the delicious food in vain.

When the army poured into the area, the sound of slaughtering pigs and dogs was overwhelming for a while. According to Da Biao's later recall, he had lived for more than [-] years, and he had killed more prey than he had accumulated in a single day.

Running to the mountains, he slaughtered pigs so softly that a steel knife was curled. It is estimated that he slaughtered more than 1000 pigs and more than 500 wild dogs.

After the pigs and dogs were slaughtered, the Tang cavalry camped outside the city for more than ten days. Because they killed too many pigs and dogs, in order to prevent the pigs and dogs from decomposing and polluting the local environment, they set fire to the remaining more than 1 animals. The corpse was cremated, and the other [-] pigs and dogs were dried in the hot sun of the Western Regions and packed into military rations.

It is said that the slaughter of wild boars and dogs made the vegetation around the town flourish after two years, and the crops have also achieved a bumper harvest for decades. A great thing.

But for the next month or so, soldiers like Da Biao and Ah Fu were eating dried pork and dog meat, and even dreamed about these pork and dog meat at night.

What was even more exaggerated was that every time a cooker was set up, the hot water in the cauldron was cooking jerky, and as soon as the smell of meat wafted out, the soldiers within a radius of ten meters all bent over and vomited out the undigested jerky from the previous meal.

However, fortunately, at last there is no need to eat these jerky. When he arrived in the southern mountainous area, Guo Yi happily changed hands and sold the remaining tens of thousands of jerky to the locals in exchange for a large amount of vegetables.

At that time, when they saw green vegetables instead of meat, the cavalrymen of Tang Dynasty were teary-eyed, and the painful days of eating meat were finally over.

In the next half a month, the 1000 Datang cavalrymen became devout vegetarians. Every time they cooked vegetables in the cauldron, they would kneel and sit gratefully, clasping their hands together and chanting, as if they were worshiping the Buddha. Salute the delicious greens, and gobble them up amongst themselves.

However, jerky still bought a lot of supplies for them. There are a lot of alluvial gold, coal, iron ore and other minerals in the local area, especially the medicinal plants that grow in this mineral area rich in trace elements, such as hay, Codonopsis pilosula, ephedra, etc. It was very rich. Now, Guo Min played the role of a merchant again. With a wave of his hand, he packed more than 1 sacks of herbs and ores and rushed to the next town.

"The city of Niya has arrived,"