The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

Regarding the chrysanthemum on the top of the head, Guo Nuan is glad that he is in ancient times. Otherwise, if a man wears a chrysanthemum on the street in the modern society, he will probably be mistaken for a non-mainstream fool.

But the men who walked by were more or less proud of wearing flowers.It seems that this is indeed a popular trend.And it is very common for Guo Nuan to wear flowers like this.

After feeling weird for a while, Guo Nuan got used to it.

"Don't feel wronged, you said that His Majesty Wu Zetian has a large group of fair-faced and handsome faces painted with rouge and water powder in the harem. This is the most prosperous male makeup nowadays."

Xiaoyao laughed and mentioned Wu Zetian, the former female emperor of Xuanzong.It is said that although she is a woman, she is not a god with a pure heart and desires. It is inevitable that she will be a little lonely in the deep palace in the dead of night.

And Wu Zetian did raise a lot of handsome boys in the harem. Guo Nuan had dabbled in the history of the Great Zhou Dynasty, as if he vaguely remembered that Wu Zetian had two handsome boys, who seemed to be surnamed Zhang.What looks like a woman, with thin skin and tender flesh, some people even compliment him flatteringly, comparing this Liulang to a lotus flower.Oh, no, it's the lotus that looks like Liu Lang's face.

Guo Nuan thought of a good old man, for an old woman Wu Zetian pretending to be tender, pretending to be a little boy, what a soft and weak, beautiful and pure handsome face, wearing lipstick, rouge, and doing makeup in the harem in front of the bronze mirror every day , I heard this Liulang, his hair is three feet long, he looks like a woman.It's disgusting.Unexpectedly, Wu Zetian had such a hobby.

But fortunately, in Xuanzong's generation of Li's royal family, they snatched back Wu Zetian's Wu family's imperial power in time. Otherwise, it is estimated that there will be a Empress Wu Zetian, and then there will be a second female emperor, and a third one.Estimated to develop accordingly.It's hard for Guo Nuan to imagine, maybe a woman ascends to the Ninth Five-Year Supreme and centralizes the rule.This Chinese society dominated by male clans will gradually evolve into a world dominated by women.

After that, all the young men in the harem were beautiful and charming, and the officials raised their heads up and down, kneeled down, and all those in official uniforms were women. Even the army was guarded by women. , and the throne is also a woman sitting.

Walking on the street, masters, masters have to shout, unexpectedly, these masters are also very heroic women, with rough voices and extremely sturdy.And the man has evolved to be painted with colored powder and vermilion, dressed in long gauze clothes, brocade and embroidered robes, and even his body is scented with perfume.Quack men's clothing should be done in moderation, don't let a temporary trend become the eternal mainstream.Guo Nuan prayed silently.

When Guo Nuan was distracted, Xiao Yao wrapped a pink scarf around his neck before he knew it.

"The style is beautiful. This is the latest style this year. It has been passed down from Persia. It is said that people there like to use this kind of scarf for wind and sand protection. Both men and women wear it."

After Xiaoyao finished speaking, she handed an ingot of one tael of silver to an old lady who was a street vendor.

"Why is it so expensive?" Although Guo Nuan's family is wealthy, he is not a wasteful person.An ingot of one tael of silver, logically speaking, can hold a banquet for a table of five people in this three-star restaurant on Chang'an Avenue, and there is no problem in having a full meal.

But now a scarf costs one or two, could it be robbery.Guo Nuan felt that men's cosmetics were really expensive.

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive. It's a hot item. It's a Persian camel caravan that worked so hard to cross mountains, rivers, and deserts into Datang, my lord. My style is the most expensive in the commercial street." Affordable price, and look, it's made of Persian linen."

Come on, when the old lady heard that Guo Nuan was too expensive, she quickly explained with a smile, and she was very enthusiastic.Guo Nuan didn't expect these products to be quite popular.One or two is not too expensive.

"Look, you're making a fool of yourself. I don't know much. It seems that you have to go shopping in the streets. Otherwise, you'll spend all day working in the palace or taking care of the children at home. You won't be able to keep up with the new culture of everyone." Xiao Yao At the moment, she is holding a lot of trinkets in her arms, these are gifts she picked out for the good sisters in Yarang Pavilion.

Of course, after Xiaoyao picked out the presents, she asked the owner of the store to pack them up, and let the man Guo Nuan take care of all the big and small bags.It is said that when a woman goes shopping, she looks for a man to accompany her.The general purpose is not to gossip or gossip.Instead, it's more open to talk about the secrets and private affairs between women with a girlfriend.Of course, women are even better at gossiping. Two women together are like a group of ducks, gossiping non-stop.

The main function of letting a man go shopping with you is, first, that you can carry a lot of heavy items.You must know that some women go shopping, some are shopaholics, no matter what era they are in, they have the same commonality.Guo Nuan has a deep understanding at this moment.

The second thing is that most women take men shopping. Before a man goes out, he must first fill his wallet with tacit understanding. If he has no money, he can also bring a card. No matter how many cards there are, as long as he has enough money to shop.

And when the woman is standing at the counter, the man should take out his wallet and hand over a stack of red bills boldly. There should be no slight pain on his face, and it is best to smile and show his eight teeth.If the shop owner who is earning a lot of money says flatteringly: "Oh, your man loves you so much." This will greatly satisfy the vanity of women.

It is said that when Guo Nuan went shopping with Xiaoyao, he was touched by the scene and was deeply moved. When he recalled that vixen wife in the later generations, he went shopping for a short time every two days and a big one every five days. He almost went shopping in the city center, supermarkets, and night markets It's been dozens of sessions.Guo Nuan's life was really miserable at that time. After half a year of marriage, her wallet quickly shrank, and her savings in the bank disappeared.What's even worse is that his wife has also opened more than ten accounts on major online shopping sites.This is burning money.Women really love shopping.

Quack, but this time when I went shopping with Xiaoyao, she took the initiative to pay the bill every time, which was very refreshing.Although Guo Nuan is also rich.Don't worry about paying for shopping anymore, even if you go shopping with a woman from the reinforcement camp, you can afford it with your strong net worth.But now, because he hasn't enjoyed the fun of shopping for too long, he has lost touch with the trend of the contemporary Tang Dynasty.An old hat.

"By the way, what did you say? The empress of the harem came to support her. Did Qiao Lin see through the copying papers at that time?" Xiao Yao immediately asked with a jumping mind.Guo Nuan hugged a stack of gift boxes, really tired and flustered.

"Stop, there are too many things to buy, Xiaoyao, let's go to a nearby teahouse to sit down and rest." Guo Nuan felt a twitch in his lower back, and he felt a little cramp.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a stylish teahouse next to the steamed stuffed bun shop, and he immediately called to stop the suggestion.

"Well, okay, let's buy these for now. It's almost noon now. We'll continue shopping at noon when we're full." Xiao Yao said, feeling that Guo Nuan's suggestion made sense.She took out a long slip of paper from her lotus embroidered purse. Guo Nuan glanced at it and almost fell down. The foot-long shopping list, packed with small prints, really shocked Guo Nuan. The ability to shop is really amazing.

"These are all requested by the sisters. These days they have to sing classes, and they don't have any holidays to go out to play." Xiao Yao explained with a smile.

Soon, the two came to the Qingshui Tea House and sat down in an elegant seat with a screen on the first floor.

When Guo Nuan put a large bag of presents on the ground, he could finally sit down and drink tea to catch his breath.

"Hehe, I'm really tired, it's too troublesome, idiot. But it hasn't been an hour since you went shopping, and your face turns bitter haha, it seems that you rarely go shopping with your wife, the princess."

This sentence hit Guo Nuan's sore spot. He blamed himself a little. He said that he was busy with the affairs of the palace all day, or that he was tossing weird inventions with a group of old men in the laboratory in the mansion. It is really rare for Shengping's wife to go shopping.But fortunately married a good wife who is virtuous and gentle.In the past few years of getting married, she has never blamed her in this regard.

Thinking about spending more time with his wife in the future.Guo Nuan nodded secretly.

"By the way, let me treat you to dinner. I'll ask the carriage driver on the street to transport all these gifts back later. Then you will be much freer. And the one I gave you will also be sent to the princess mansion in a carriage. go."

Xiaoyao quickly arranged the afternoon's affairs, and she called the clerk to order a good green tea and a few dishes of dried fruit.Some plates of pastries.

Guo Nuan looked at the exquisite dim sum in the teahouse, and he was also a little hungry. Xiao Yao smiled at him, then lowered her head and gorged herself with the pastry.

Guo Nuan admired it very much. Xiaoyao, who has always been gentle and polite on stage, has always fascinated many scholars with her indifferent and lovely temperament. She is the dream lover who fantasizes all day long.

Now that Guo Nuan is sitting at the same table with her, she treats Guo Nuan as her sister, which is very casual.Holding the pastry on the plate, he gnawed at it, his small mouth was full, and there were some crumbs stuck to the corner of his mouth.He also blindly asked Guo Nuan to eat more.

"Wow, I finally finished eating these pastries." When it took half an hour, Xiao Yao looked very unladylike, holding her slightly bulging belly, leaning on the chair and sighing.

And Guo Nuan also has a strong appetite, he even wiped out three plates of pastries, two plates of dried fruit, and one plate of melon seeds, but compared to Xiaoyao's nine plates, he is really ashamed.It is estimated that most women like to eat snacks.This is their specialty.

"We're full. Let's sit here first and we'll talk after we digest." Guo Nuan called for a truce. He felt that the envoy kept carrying the plates and changing the plates after eating, watching the two tea guests eating dim sum in the teahouse. , with a strange look in his eyes, he probably misunderstood that the two of them were reincarnated from starving ghosts.

"It's such a pleasure. I haven't been out shopping for a long time. In the past half month, I have been preparing for opera rehearsals. I just played and performed. I was so busy and exhausted that I almost never went out. Hehe, Guo Nuan, it's lucky to have you shopping with me. I didn't expect you to be able to eat quite well, very happy." Xiao Yao burped, she ate too much and was a little full.

"By the way, tell me about the case of cheating in the imperial examination. I've been shopping this morning, and I haven't heard you finish it several times." Xiaoyao intermittently remembered the stories interrupted by herself several times .

"Oh, all right." Guo Nuan started to talk immediately after having nothing else to do.