The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

For the past few days, Guo Nuan has been busy with the recruitment of Jingzhao Mansion. She drafted a notice with her own hands, then carefully copied it on official paper, and then pasted it on the wall of the yamen gate.

I didn't expect that there were quite a lot of people applying for the job.Guo Nuan's request for recruiting civil servants of the shogunate is not too much, but it is very strange.Being able to write and read is a prerequisite. This is a threshold requirement. Guo Nuan doesn't expect to be illiterate.Of course, those who can recite a few poems are even better, and can be admitted with extra points.

I am a majestic champion in the new discipline, and Guo Banshou, who is also famous in the capital, if I am surrounded by a group of big bosses, with a mace and a bone-cutting knife at hand, who only know how to fight and kill all day long, my entourage It's not good without a little leisurely and elegant style.

However, as the capital of the Tang Dynasty, Chang'an had a relatively high rate of literate people. About seven out of every ten adult men attended private schools, and Guo Nuan mainly recruited strong men over the age of 20.This condition is not difficult to meet.

Guo Nuan, relying on the admission creed of meritocracy, stated in the yamen recruitment notice that as long as he has no crimes and is innocent and has special skills, he can be given priority in admission. Heroes don’t ask where they come from.

No, in just two days, Guo Nuan interviewed a total of 330 people, and there are quite a few talented people. Traffickers, merchants, old farmers, and street gangsters all came to join in the fun.

"Ahem, what specialties do you have?" Guo Nuan sat upright on the grand master's chair in the yamen lobby, and then asked down the hall.

"Returning to my lord, the villain has very long legs and runs very fast, especially in the downtown area, slipping like a fish in the dense crowd, and in the corners of the alleys where even horses can't walk, the villain If you can go, you can run back and forth four times in one hour from Longshouyuan at Dongguomen in Chang’an to Guandi Temple at Andingmen in the west.” A thin man with a bamboo pole nine feet tall in the hall replied respectfully.

When Guo Nuan heard this, he was quite surprised. This kid is quite powerful. The straight-line distance from the east gate to the west gate is at least forty miles. He can run 160 miles in one hour, which is [-] kilometers. One hour is equal to two hours. Then the skinny man's speed is forty kilometers per hour, hey, it can catch up with a modern motorcycle.

"Okay, I just want a messenger who can run errands. This is my birth date. I heard that the blind old man in Guandi Temple can pinch and count. It is very effective. You can go to the police station thirty miles away in half an hour. Take one from Guandi Temple in Dongcheng and bring it back with a sign on it."

Without further ado, the skinny man ran out of the yamen in a gust of whirlwind, and then the two doors of the yamen slammed heavily. Under the completely dull eyes of the yamen servants in the hall, the two doors were closed by the running whirlwind...

As for the use of lightness kung fu to rely on the inner family to generate strong energy, in fact, most martial arts masters can do it, and Yan Ruoshui can do it too, but she thinks it is a bit difficult to change at will like that skinny guy who is as quiet as a virgin and moves like a rabbit.

Look at the starting speed of that skinny man, comparable to a Lamborghini super sports car, accelerating from a standstill to [-] kilometers per hour, according to Guo Nuan's venomous vision, it only took three seconds.Guo Nuan was completely convinced, and before Slender Whirlwind came back, Guo Nuan had already put an admission label on him in his heart.

"Ahem, what can you do, kid?"

"My lord, I have a very sharp nose. I can smell the source of the smell within ten meters, and I can call out the ingredients of 820 kinds of smells." A honest and honest young man stood away from Guo Nuan The table was seven meters away and replied with a smirk.

"The dog is fine too. The dog's nose may be even stronger."

"No, a dog can smell it, but a dog can't talk, it can't tell people what it smells."

"Well, then tell me what the chief catcher next to me smells like."

Guo Nuan became curious, and pointed to the guard Yan Ruoshui standing next to her. At the moment, she was dressed in the attire of a male yamen servant, and she was wearing a black hat with a pointed top. female.

The honest boy took a breath of air, then cupped his hands and replied respectfully to Guo Nuan:

"My lord, this head catcher is a woman. I smell a woman's smell, and I smell the lavender spice imported from Persia. I estimate the concentration of the spice smell from the head catcher. If the villain is not wrong , it should be the freshest spice transported to Datang along the Silk Road by Phoenician merchants in Central Asia at the beginning of this year, or the lavender plant spice unique to the Canary Islands."

"Oh, you can know so much information just by smelling it?" Guo Nuan was shocked again, and then asked Yan Ruoshui, "Yan'er, is he right?"

"Well, it's a new spice I just sold from a Persian merchant on Suzaku Street the day before yesterday. The Persian said it was made from ingredients picked in May last year. As for whether it's from a certain island or not, I didn't ask the question." Yan Ruoshui was also very excited. He was surprised by the young man's analysis, and answered all the information correctly.

This is a talent, definitely a talent. When handling a case, he is definitely on top of a group of police dogs. When Guo Nuan looked at the honest young man with a super sensitive nose, his eyes immediately shone like a high-powered searchlight.

Seeing that Lie Xin was happy, Guo Nuan tried another question on the spur of the moment: "Then tell me, sir, what kind of smell is it emitting from me?"

The honest boy sniffed in the direction of Guo Nuan, scratched his head in embarrassment, and faltered.

"Hey, just say what you have to say, don't be shy." Seeing that the young man was a little shy, Guo Nuan encouraged him with kind words.

"Really?"

"Yeah, say whatever you want."

"That, the taste of Dashi grilled sausages"

"Yes, there are more." Guo Nuan nodded, agreeing with his words.

"The strong mustard sausage aroma hides a..." The simple and honest boy was a little hesitant, speaking intermittently.

"There is a faint smell of stool, and it is the kind of diarrhea. It is estimated that the stool is a bit thick, rich in water, and excreted with little solids. Sir, you have eaten too much grilled sausage recently, which leads to weak temper and anger. Excessively prosperous." The young man no longer hesitated, and then he finished speaking in a solemn manner.

As soon as the words were finished, the guards standing on both sides of the hall were shocked, and there was no sound for a few seconds, and then everyone burst into laughter, everyone was staggering, and what's more, even the stick in their hands fell to the side, rolling all over the floor.

Yan Ruoshui next to Guo Nuan, the Bingshan beauty who usually looks solemn and serious, couldn't help but raise her sleeves to hide her face and smile.As for Guo Nuan himself, the official authority was gone, and he was embarrassed for a while, wishing he could find a crack to sneak in immediately.

The recruitment work went smoothly, and Guo Nuan recruited more than 130 people, which was considered full.Among them, there were 23 Zaoli, [-] fast arresters, four court case handling clerks, eight prison wardens, three clerical staff and one litigator.

Guo Nuan can be regarded as a very democratic person, and he does not engage in racial or ethnic discrimination, which attracts people of many races.Except for no blacks, those with high nose bridges, deep eye sockets, tall ones, yellow skinned ones, short ones, pancake-faced ones, pumpkin-faced ones, and elephant-faced ones. ． ．There are all of them, but the Japanese are not recruited. Although Guo Nuan has a broad mind, he still has a heart about the deep harm and aggression of the Japanese in World War II. He just has a narrow mind and just doesn't like the Japanese.

This time, the Yamen of Jingzhao Mansion recruited people, and the Turkic people recruited seven people. They grew up on horseback in the grassland. They are good at riding horses and are proficient in bows and arrows.

There are two Persians, who are very proficient in business and trade, and also know a few Central Asian foreign languages.As for the Tianzhu people, they are proficient in Mahayana Buddhist scriptures. Guo Nuan has no research on religion, especially Buddhism. However, there are many Buddhist temples in Chang'an. , need these few Tianzhu people as religious advisors.

They are good at swimming, especially deep diving. Perhaps it is because the Tibetans live in the hypoxic plateau all the year round, and their lung capacity is very large. This Tibetan has no problem diving into the deep water area of ​​more than ten meters. Guo Nuan prepared him. In the future, he may be allowed to go to the Weishui River to do the errand of salvaging corpses.

In addition, there are ten people from Nanzhao, whose ancestors lived in the tropical jungle for generations. They are short and strong, with strong skills. To them, drilling a narrow dog hole is the same as Guo Nuan entering and exiting the gate of the imperial city. To them, it is extremely simple.Nanzhao people can be sent to dangerous and dangerous environments.

There are a few Khitan Hu people, and there is no advantage, except that they are resistant to cold. It is very suitable for patrolling the streets at night in winter, and they will not catch a cold or suffer from work-related injuries.In short, everyone has their own strengths.

There was a crowd in the lobby of the yamen, and Guo Nuan sighed a little. These people gathered together, and they could hold a conference of all nations in Asia.