The bad emperor of Tang Dynasty

The former Jingzhao Yin Liu Yan has been transferred to the Minister of the Ministry of Households, and is implementing a reform. Yesterday, an official of the Ministry of Households sent two official documents of the Ministry of Households. He woke up early and decided to finish the review of the official documents. Guo Nuan dragged his exhausted After finishing breakfast in a hurry, he reviewed two official documents on salt tax reform. After a while, he felt a little tired again. He moved a recliner and closed his eyes to rest in the courtyard.

"Aunt Yan, even when you're not addicted to Longjing, how come you make this tea differently? The more you drink it, the better it tastes. I really can't live without it."

Guo Nuan lay on the recliner and took a cup of tea from a middle-aged old woman, took a sip, and then put the teacup on the tea table next to the recliner with a look of intoxication.Immediately realizing that Aunt Yan was dumb, Guo Nuan smiled helplessly and waved her hand away from the old woman.

"My lord! Good news, last night Yan Butou led more than [-] policemen to find the target at the ferry of Panjiagang in the northern suburbs, and killed him in one fell swoop. They are still processing the corpses at the scene, and they will send the boy Sangou back first." Report."

Guo Nuan opened his eyes, and there was the government servant with a very sensitive nose, whose nickname was Sangou, who bowed to Guo Nuan with a happy face and said.Guo Nuan recently transferred him to Yan Ruoshui's police team, responsible for investigating criminals.

"Well, brothers are not injured." Guo Nuan lay on the recliner, closed his eyes again, and then asked lightly.

"Reporting to the boss, three brothers were injured during the round-up, but only a few flesh injuries, nothing serious, and have been sent to Doctor Dianke for treatment." Sangou hesitated for a moment.

"Well, very good. When everyone comes back, the 300 taels of silver reward for arresting the prisoner from the Ministry of Criminal Justice will be distributed to the brothers. The officer will reward each of them with an additional 20 taels of silver, and the three brothers who were wounded in the yamen will be rewarded with [-] taels of silver." Two, when the time comes, the accountant, A Fu, will take a note to approve the money." Then Guo Nuan approved a note and handed it to Sangou.

Sangou didn't go to any private school, so he didn't understand the general principles, but he knew who was good to whom, so he took the note neatly, and then said with a smile: "My lord has never treated my brothers badly, we should work hard."

"It's a pity that I don't know why recently. I have been in a bad mood. I can't personally lead the team to arrest the fugitives. Tell me about the situation at that time." Guo Nuanqiang cheered up and asked Sangou.

Seeing Guo Nuan, Sangou was interested again, and immediately came to describe the thrilling scene at that time:

"My lord, you didn't see it at the time. When the felon was arrested, Master Yan was furious. He wanted to arrest him and have a trial, and then drag him to Caishikou and simply behead him, but the persuasion to surrender was ineffective.

It's really scary when a woman gets angry. At that time, Yan catches her head with a frosty mask, and she doesn't talk too much. Then she throws a single knife disc from her sleeve, and she is directly at a distance of 180 steps. Damn, it is really a distance of 180 steps! "Three dogs barked exaggeratedly.

"Oh my God, at such a long distance, the knife technique is as precise as piercing through Yang with a hundred steps. It's amazing. Before I blinked for a moment, I cut off half of the head of that vicious gangster."

Guo Nuan had seen Yan Ruoshui's superb flying knife ability before, and without saying a word, he cut off an arm of the Huihe soldier with a dagger at the restaurant. Beautiful women are generally sad and joyless, like squatting clay statues of Bodhisattvas, or like spinster nuns in a monastery. If she was really angry at the time as Sangou said, she might be full of resentment, like a god-killing Shura who escaped from hell. , Guo Nuan's thoughts were flying, and the story from Sangou's words turned to his own memories.

"Cough cough" Sangou saw that Guo Nuan was a little distracted, coughed dryly to bring him back to his senses, and then said excitedly:

"My lord, you don't know. Twenty or so of the thirty brothers were newcomers at that time. They were all shocked by Lord Yan's ruthlessness. They froze in place like gooses watching the bloody scene. Immediately, everyone leaned over and vomited out all the food from last night, almost vomiting up their bile."

Sangou immediately put his hands around his neck, rolled his eyes, and made a vomiting motion with his curled tongue. Guo Nuan looked funny and couldn't help laughing, thinking to himself, this kid is quite talented in acting .

Sangou curled his lips, spoke dryly, spit on the ground, and then crushed it with his feet, disapproving of the murderer:

"Hmph, that guy was alive and kicking and yelling at our more than 30 policemen, thinking that he could escape as long as he jumped over the railing on the river bank and jumped into the water. As a result, he didn't even have time to hum. Yan Butou let him throw his corpse to the ground, belched straight away, and the white pulp of his brain mixed with dark red blood flowed all over the pier, it was a tragedy."

Seeing Guo Nuan and hearing it with relish, Sangou continued:

"Grandma, I have never encountered such a vicious person. After the prisoner escaped from the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice, he snatched a Sutie machete from the jailer. While fleeing through Guangji Street and Beiyou Lane in the north of the city, he robbed three gold shops in a row, and a family A restaurant, a pawn shop. Guess what, my lord?"

"Don't play tricks, talk quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart if you have something to say." Guo Nuan lay on the chair weakly, closed his eyes and listened.Smiled lightly.

Sangou talked vigorously, spit flying, and added a gesture vividly and continued: "Damn, I have never seen such a desperate person who robbed more than 3000 taels of vain silver and a bag of jewelry. Moreover, he brutally slaughtered a shopkeeper and seven servants. While fleeing, he casually chopped down five passers-by, including an old man, a seven-year-old child, and a pregnant woman. Really, he, Damn inhumane!

That arrogance was extremely arrogant, and he stubbornly refused to surrender with the river behind his back. However, when we met the servants of our Jingzhao Mansion, under the command of your wise remote control, Mr. Guo, even if the fugitive escaped from the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, he still It is impossible to escape the pursuit of Jingzhao Mansion. "Sangou had a complacent expression on his face, very proud.

As for the chatterbox of Sangou, he talked endlessly as soon as he opened his mouth. After he said it bluntly, Guo Nuan waved his arms cheerfully, signaling him to back down, otherwise his desire to take a nap in the morning would be ruined. It can't be realized.

Just as Sangou finished talking contentedly, he was about to step back, when he accidentally saw a cup of steaming tea beside Guo Nuan's chair, then he put his nose up and sniffed, his expression changed suddenly, his tone dignified:

"My lord, why does the tea on your table have a strange smell! It's almost tasteless, if you don't smell it carefully, you may not be able to smell it."

"Is there a problem?" Guo Nuan was taken aback for a moment, but Sangou suddenly became serious.

"This is..." Sangou hesitated for a while, his astonished expression was still uncertain, he paused for a few seconds, then suddenly realized and blurted out in horror: "No! This tea is filled with the chronic poisonous weed of Tuyuhun from the Western Regions— — Rosemary's smile!"