Jinyi Night Walk

"Your Majesty, in front of Your Majesty, foreign ministers are ministers of a small country, but this country behind the mountain should not be oppressed over our country, Japan. The personal honor and disgrace of foreign minister Mitsuo Shimadzu is nothing, but... It is about Japan's national system, if foreign ministers are made to submit to the envoys of the country behind the mountains, foreign ministers dare not accept orders."

"Uh……"

Zhu Yunqi also felt a little regretful, why did he forget about the rivalry between them when he was happy?But the matter has come to this, and he has no other way to think about it, so he can only bite the bullet and say: "The envoy of Shimadzu, the envoy of Shanhou Kingdom is the prince of the country, so..."

Mitsuo Shimadzu stared at him, and shouted angrily, "Your Majesty, the small country behind the mountain is unheard of. Even the three countries of Shannan, Shanbei, and Zhongshan on the Ryukyu Island are just tiny places, and they are not worth paying attention to. What's more What kind of small country behind the mountains is this? The king of this country is not as good as a small official under the command of the Great General Zhengyi in Japan, if His Majesty lets him take the throne, wouldn't it be humiliating to us?"

He Tianyang followed Xia Xun's instructions carefully, saying what he said first, what he said second, what should not be said, what should not be done, and what should not be done, he had been standing there honestly, waiting for someone to invite him to a seat.To be honest, he hasn't had a royal banquet yet, and he's a bit greedy looking at the feast.He doesn't care who sits in front and who sits behind, but Mitsuo Shimadzu's boastful talk, he has been silent all the time, those Ming officials looked at him with a slight contempt in their eyes, he couldn't bear it a bit.

Especially that little man Shimadzu became more and more impassioned as he spoke, and then jumped up in front of him, raised his head, pointed at his nose and babbled, all the saliva splashed on his face, He Tianyang really When it got hot, the pirate's vigor came up, and immediately threw Xia Xun's instructions to the country of Java.

"What are you shouting about, what are you shouting about?"

He Tianyang stared at the Japanese envoy in front of him: "Look at your eyebrows, are those eyebrows? There are two dots drawn on the eyes, I thought it was eye gum that hasn't been wiped off. Look at your face. Yes, there is also your teeth, they are not even, they are ugly to death, they are stained black and pretend not to be seen, you said you are sitting in front like this, do you still have the appetite to eat after showing His Majesty the Ming Emperor?"

Zhu Yunwen's face turned red, but he couldn't laugh, absolutely couldn't laugh, and his ministers... were all holding back their laughter.

He Tianyang is not afraid to talk about hurting others. Besides, he has traveled across the East China Sea. He has been to Japan and Ryukyu, and he is familiar with the people there. Joking and joking, there were many jokes, but now he has used them.

"You are bold, I..."

"I, what, me, keep saying that I am Japan, I am Japan, what happened to your Japan? Your Majesty the Emperor, all officials of the Ming Dynasty, do you know what hairstyle their Japanese women wear? It's Shiitake hair, you know What is shiitake? Shiitake is shiitake mushroom. Originally, only noble ladies and female officials could comb it, but now many folk women are following suit. Please imagine, your majesty the emperor and all the ministers, a bunch of shiitake mushrooms are ostentatiously passing through the streets..."

"Pfft!"

Huang Zhen didn't hold back, he burst out laughing, he quickly jumped back and hid behind Meng Shilang.

"How can this be..."

He Tianyang pinched his waist: "There are seven or eight! Your Majesty, there were pirates who robbed their Japanese merchant ships and sold them in our Ryukyu. At that time, I was surprised when I saw it. Oh, what kind of armor is this? Why are they all children’s clothes? Isn’t this a bluff? After seeing this Japanese special envoy today, I know that the pirates are not bluffing. Why don’t you have to make children’s clothes? Wear them when you grow up. No way."

All the ministers of the Ming Dynasty couldn't bear it anymore, who was hiding behind them, giggled, this laugh caused many people to start laughing, only Zhu Yunqi couldn't laugh, he held back, almost suffering internal injuries.

Mitsuo Shimadzu was furious, panting, "You...a prince of a small... small country, how dare you be so rude to my Japanese envoy, I...I..."

He Tianyang was unreasonable and unforgiving: "What are you, is this prince wrong? I am a country of barbarians, and you are also a country of barbarians. Why are you more noble than me? The nobles of our country like to learn from the middle-earth. In China, the nobles of Middle-earth take sedan chairs, and we also take sedan chairs there. There is no difference in your Japan? Don’t you also learn from Middle-earth to sit on sedan chairs? But you are a bit similar.

His Majesty the Emperor, my lords, do you know what his Japanese sedan chair looks like and how big it is?It’s just a black box without a single window. I opened the door and got in. I lifted a bar at both ends. Ouch, that’s so small, it’s almost like a chicken coop. I went ashore from Fuzhou and came all the way to the capital. On the way, I saw your country. When a big girl in the country gets married, the sedan chair she sits in is not so ugly! "

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The giggles turned into roars of laughter. In fact, the ministers really wanted to show the Japanese envoy some face, but the Ryukyu prince was really hurtful... and they couldn't help but laugh.Zhu Yunqi couldn't bear it any longer, so he had to quickly turn his hilarious smile into a gentle and kind smile, and persuaded him: "You two noble envoys, don't quarrel, I..."

Mitsuo Shimadzu turned pale with anger, and said angrily: "Your Majesty, it's not that the foreign ministers did not obey the emperor's orders, but it's because this little barbarian king doesn't know etiquette. The foreign ministers came to pay homage to His Majesty. It's wrong for him to humiliate the foreign ministers like this." Your Majesty is disrespectful, Your Majesty should punish him with death!"

"Dao, don't talk nonsense!"

He Tianyang became more and more energetic as he spoke loudly: "You say you disrespect the emperor of the Central Plains, who disrespects the emperor of the Central Plains? We have our own clothing, language, and dress, but once we want to make a pilgrimage to the emperor of the Central Plains, we must follow the rules of the Central Plains. You Look at you again, who respects who doesn’t? Our country has no written language, so we learn Chinese characters, and we have to learn all of them. This is also respect, unlike you.

Take a look at what you have learned. I heard that the characters of Zhongtu are taken apart, and those with missing arms and legs are used as characters. What is this called?Yes, that’s what I said, but don’t say it, the people there are quite serious. Although they are painting dogs, they are still serious and solemn. "

"You...you..., Bage Yalu!"

"You don't need to swear at people in different ways, I... this prince can understand. Who is it? I am still yours! I heard that on your side, the emperor has no power whatsoever, It's the General who's in charge, right?"

Shimadzu did not deny these words, he proudly said: "That's right, so what?"

He Tianyang caught the reason, and immediately said to Zhu Yunqi and the others: "Your Majesty, listen up, my lords, listen up, is this called human talk? It doesn't matter whether it is the Ming Dynasty or our small foreign country. They are all for the purpose of honoring the king and worshiping the holiness. They have an emperor there, but they have no power at all. Businessmen from our country went to them and came back and said, Your general earns several million shi a year, but the emperor only earns a few million shi. Wan Shi, the emperor's attendants often get mixed up in the meal, what kind of reason is this!"

When Zhu Yunwen heard this, he immediately became very upset!

Because of Yan Wang Zhu Di's matter, what he taboo is to offend the superior and disrespect the king. Although he is very dissatisfied when he hears that the Japanese call their king the emperor, he doesn't want to pursue this matter now. He just thinks, This general conquering barbarians, almost like a traitor, turned the emperor into a puppet. How is this different from the treacherous Cao Cao?

Zhu Yunwen's face turned cold, and he said lightly: "You two envoys, today I invite you to a banquet. If you continue to argue, it will be disrespectful to me. You are all foreign envoys, and you are treated equally in front of me. He Tianyang It's Prince Shan Hou, and you are the Minister of Repair and Repair of Japan, you should invite Prince He Tianyang to take your seat. Take a seat!"

Mitsuo Shimadzu's eyes were red, and he roared: "Your Majesty, you are...you are humiliating foreign ministers!"

He Tianyang said unforgivingly: "You feel humiliated, you feel humiliated and you die, by the way, it seems that people in your place like to commit suicide, with such a knife across the stomach, '嗤啦!' The large intestine will come out after one stroke! Oh my majesty, the dishes we ate today don't have fat intestines?"

"Your Majesty, the minister... is... the envoy of Japan!"

Mitsuo Shimadzu was about to faint from anger, his face turned from bloated to pale, his lips trembled and said to Zhu Yunwen: "Representing the Japanese national system, foreign ministers... foreign ministers cannot accept such humiliation and arrangements. Foreign ministers cannot Let's go to the banquet and leave now!"

After finishing speaking, he bowed deeply to Zhu Yunqi, and gave He Tianyang a very resentful look, and said in a deep voice, "You have humiliated our country of Japan. Remember, our country of Japan is going to war against the country behind the mountains!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for He Tianyang's answer, he turned back and exited the hall, and walked away!

Xia Xun was lying on the car, with a straw hat on his face, and his legs crossed, as if he was very relaxed, but in fact his ears were always standing up, paying attention to the movement in the palace.

Suddenly, the palace door opened, and someone came out. Immediately afterwards, the chariot and horses moved nearby. It was the chariot of the Japanese envoy. Xia Xun immediately sat up.

Looking intently, I saw the Japanese envoy coming out of the palace in a slump. Shinemon and his attendants were heading forward. Xia Xun looked behind Shimadzu again, and the palace gate closed again. Before He Tianyang and Pingnu came out, Xia Xun's heart skipped a beat, and he jumped out of the carriage and rushed over.

Mitsuo Torizu was boarding the car angrily with a big eggplant-colored face. Xia Xun ran over and said with a pleasant smile, "Excuse me, this envoy, why haven't His Royal Highnesses and His Royal Highnesses come out yet?"

Mitsuo Shimadzu waved his arms violently, and hissed, "Bage Yalu! Die! Everyone is dead!" After speaking, he slammed into the car.

The chariots and horses left in the dust, and Xia Xun stood outside in a daze: "Dead? Could it be that his identity has been exposed? Then why... No one came out to arrest me?"

He looked at the closed palace gate, and then at the passing vehicles, not knowing why.

Inside the palace, He Tianyang is having a feast! ! ~!