Will Ming

"Are you going to run away?"

Li Xian looked at the horse thief uncles and brothers who were packing up and asked.

Chen Que'er patted Li Xian on the shoulder and said, "You won't run away even if you get a bargain, are you still waiting for the Tiger Ben Jingqi to come over and slaughter this village? There are only a few dozen people, and it's not enough for a large team to shoot a volley Yes. One-on-one or even one-on-five, who have the men of Tiefutu served? If it is one-on-one, they still run away."

Li Xian curled his lips, thinking that I just had a fight against forty yesterday.However, he knew what Chen Que'er meant, and he also knew that these men were much stronger than himself, and he also knew that the number of cavalry with more than a thousand cavalry was a terrifying destructive force.Tiefutu only had more than sixty people, and they couldn't stop the group charge of the cavalry in any case.

Chen Que'er is a young man, 16 years older than Li Xian.Shirtless, revealing a body of strong tendons.He's in great shape, with a lot of pecs and abs.Especially the six-pack of angular abdominal muscles really made Li Xian jealous.Every time Li Xian saw the six muscles in Chen Que'er's lower abdomen, Li Xian wanted to draw a little bastard on them.Chen Que'er has an excellent figure, but she doesn't look pretty.

On his body, seven criss-crossing ugly scars like crawling earthworms are shocking.Looking at these scars, Li Xian would recall nine years ago when he was only one year old, when Chen Que'er rushed out with him under the siege of dozens of officers and soldiers.Chen Que'er never told Li Xian the origin of these scars, and he didn't think that a baby who was only one year old would remember that night.He didn't say it, but Li Xian remembered it in his heart.

Seven knives, each of which is deep enough to see the bone.Li Xian told himself silently that one day in the future, when he stood in front of that person, he would multiply the seven knives by one hundred and send them back to vent his anger on Chen Que'er.

"Brother Bird, where are we going this time?"

Sitting on a bench not much shorter than him, Li Xian asked with his feet dangling.

"Brother said he was going to mow the grass in Yuyang County. Recently Xi Ren has been more presumptuous."

To mow the grass is to kill.

The prairie people ran to the territory of the Sui Dynasty to collect property, food and people to serve as herder slaves. They called it the Grass Valley.When Chen Que'er said mowing the grass, he meant cutting off those who were cutting the grass.

"Yuyang County..."

Li Xian sighed and said, "We are the smallest county in the Sui Dynasty? There is only one county under our rule, and there are only so few people. It will be difficult for us to not be famous when we get there."

Chen Que'er ruffled Li Xian's hair vigorously and said, "You are only a little older, don't talk so old-fashioned all day long!"

Li Xian is actually not used to this kind of loving behavior, because he doesn't think he is a little kid who should be rubbed on the head.But there is no way, he is not as strong as Chen Que'er, so of course he can only be bullied.Although in Chen Que'er's opinion, this is definitely not bullying Li Xian, but it does not prevent Li Xian from cursing Chen Que'er in his heart.

"Brother Xiaoniao, shall we go together this time, or separately like last time?"

Li Xian frowned and asked.

He stretched out his hand to straighten his hair, straightening his long hair that made girls jealous.Li Xian has always insisted awkwardly that the clothes can be dirty and the feet can not be washed for three days, but the hair must be kept clean and dry.This kind of eccentricity has been ridiculed by everyone, saying that he was reincarnated wrongly and should be a daughter.Every time when everyone said this, Li Xian would proudly take out the bird with its feathers and urinate proudly, and then everyone would burst into laughter, and then everyone would start commenting on his bird and sarcasm: There was even an earthworm there.

Li Xian is always very angry at this time, Nima, this thing can only be judged by its size, so it has to be judged by its appearance?Does the pee hole have to have big eyes and double eyelids to be beautiful?

"Why don't you ask your grandfather?"

Chen Que'er said with a smile while tying the package to the bota black.This Botawu is his favorite horse, the horse he loves more than women.That time when he went to intercept and kill the Turks, it was Chen Que'er who rode this horse with a black plate.

"Ask him? When he wakes up, he should go. A rotten alcoholic who only knows how to drink can't get drunk enough to kill him."

Chen Que'er laughed loudly and said, "You are not allowed to say that about your grandfather, if he hears it, he will beat your ass to pieces!"

Li Xian spread his hands and said, "You know, my butt has been healthy since I was six years old. I won't speak ill of him unless he's drunk, and he can't catch me if he's drunk .When he woke up, he forgot what I said to him again."

Chen Que'er smiled and said, "You're the only one who is clever! I don't know how to get there. How often did the elder brother make the route just before he set off?"

Li Xian curled his lips and said, "There are countless routes to change every time, and people who are tired every time can't even open their eyelids."

Chen Que'er said: "There is no doubt that the route is the most correct every time."

"Brother Xiaoniao, I heard that he left alive?"

Li Xian suddenly asked seriously.

"Why is Grandpa so kind? If we don't leave anyone alive, Luo Manzi may not know that we did it, and there is no need for us to run away in order to live safely."

"It's two girls, a girl who looks like a lady and a servant girl. Together, they may not be as old as me. Those who should be killed should be killed, but the two girls were brought by those people to see the prosperity and splendor of the Central Plains. They We are still young and innocent, so we cannot kill. We have never killed women and children before. Besides, even if no one is left alive, wouldn’t Luo Manzi know that we did it? Who would dare to kill women and children? Don't give him Luo Manzi face. The only one who sees Luo Manzi as a pile of shit is the only one in hundreds of miles around here. Luo Manzi is not an idiot!"

"you are wrong!"

A burly man who was a bit taller than Chen Que'er happened to come over, and after hearing Chen Que'er's words, he said solemnly: "First, in the eyes of big brother, Luo Manzi is not as good as a puddle of shit. Second, Luo Manzi is not as good as a pile of shit. Manzi is indeed a fool."

What Li Xian is most proud of is teaching people like Tie Futu the correct usage of the word stupid.

"Brother Hunu!"

Li Xian looked obedient and let out a cry.

This strong man is called Fu Hunu, and he can be said to be one of the three most capable of fighting among the horse thieves.Even Chen Que'er was no match for him. It was said that he once ravaged all over the territory of the Khitan people and overthrew more than forty Khitan warriors by himself.Then he swaggered and snatched a Bota black from a child of the Khitan royal family, and then came back domineeringly riding alone for thousands of miles.The reason why he did such a mighty thing was because he lost to Chen Que'er in a bet, and the bet was a Bo Tawu.That day...the two of them were drunk in Youzhou City. When they were visiting a brothel, it happened that a well-known woman was picking up customers for the first time. They bet whether the woman was Baihu or not.Fu Hunu said yes, and Chen Que'er said no, so the two went upstairs and threw the chubby guy lying on the woman's body from the second floor, and then took the woman's legs to study.In fact, Fu Hunu lost very wrongly, because the two of them searched and found a slightly curly grass.

Fu Hunu is a real man, willing to bet and admit defeat.

That poor woman was turned over and over by two drunk guys, and the most secret part was touched dozens of times by the big hands of two hooligans.What made her most unbearably angry was that these two guys who looked pleasing to the eye actually walked away after watching and groping enough. The hooligans were not thorough.

Is it that unattractive?

She gritted her teeth and cursed that the two alcoholics must be virgins, and they would remain virgins for the rest of their lives.

"Stop being a good boy to me!"

Fu Hunu glared at Li Xian and cursed: "Say! Was it you who threw stones into the latrine last time!"

Li Xian said seriously and sincerely: "I promise, Brother Hunu, it's definitely not me."

"Then who are you talking about?"

"It's my grandfather, if you don't believe me, ask him!"

Li Xian raised two fingers to swear, and then muttered in a very low voice: "But I found the stone."

"Bastard boy! If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I smashed your ass?"

The strong one is like a rhinoceros, the strong one is like a tiger, and the tall one is like a mountain. Zhang Zhongjian stared at a pair of tiger eyes and cursed bitterly: "I said before, you will always be the one who betrays me, you little bastard!"

Li Xian smiled and looked at Fu Hunu.

Fu Hunu was surprised, and then resented: "Brother! Is it really you?"

"Of course... no! Do you think I will do such a nasty thing? I will do the naughty things that children would do? Tiger slave, if your elder brother can stuff you into the latrine, he will definitely not Throwing stones into the latrine."

Fu Hunu thought for a while and said, "The elder brother said the same thing."

Zhang Zhongjian quickly changed the topic and said, "Let's go after packing up, rest and eat at Yupaizigou. We will arrive in Wuzhong County in three days, and then we will find a place to stay."

"Let's go separately?"

Chen Que'er asked.

Zhang Zhongjian waved his hand and said, "Stay apart! The distance is only less than three hundred miles, so there's no need to go separately. Besides, if Luo Manzi had sense, he wouldn't do it!"

"Don't do it? Then why do we run away?"

Fu Hunu asked.

Zhang Zhongjian glanced at Fu Hunu's bulging chest muscles and cursed: "You idiot with bigger breasts than your heart! If we don't leave, he will surely come! Let's leave, he will give the Turks an explanation. If we don't leave, he has to give the Turks an explanation. Which one do you think is better?"

Fu Hunu didn't bother to think: "Brother says what he says."

Zhang Zhongjian didn't bother to pay attention to him. He looked at the people who had already cleaned up and said: "Leave all the useless things, little six, what are you doing with that broken bench tied to the horse! It's almost done!