Infinite martial arts new world
Chapter 107 Friends and Beautiful Wife
It seems that many people are looking for Lu Xiaofeng, but where is Lu Xiaofeng?
Not only the two big men from Qingyi Building who broke into the inn didn't know, Princess Danfeng didn't know, even Su Yang didn't know.
It is a headache that there are no place names in the ancient dragon world.
Fortunately, after returning from the Longevity Sword, Su Yang was already very experienced in finding someone, so he just said: "Go to the lady boss." He then buried his head in the cart and continued to sleep.
I don’t know how many proprietresses there are in the world. There is a proprietress in every shop. Even the lady shopkeeper in the inn just now who is destined to only need 20 taels of silver and has a stomachache if there is no silver is also a proprietress. How to find Princess Feng?
So Princess Danfeng asked the two subordinates outside the car, Liu Yuhen pondered, and said, "Maybe I have already guessed the meaning of this sentence."
Xiao Qiuyu smiled and said: "I also know that although there are many proprietresses in the world, there is only one boss!"
So they went to Zhu Ting.
Zhu Ting has never done any business or opened a shop.
He believes that no matter what business you do or what store you open, you will inevitably lose money.He must not take that risk.
In fact, he has another more important reason for not doing business, and that is because he has never had the capital to do business.
But his nickname is "Boss".
This boss has two characteristics. The first is that he knows how to enjoy himself, and the second is that he is very open-minded about everything. Anyone with these two characteristics will inevitably increase his flesh day by day and become a boss. A big fat man.And fat people always seem to be very lucky, only a lucky person can be the boss, so many people call him the boss.
In fact. He is indeed a very blessed person.
Although his own appearance is not flattering, he has a very beautiful wife. He has never done anything serious in his life, but he can always live in the most comfortable house, wear the most exquisite clothes, and drink the best wine .
There is another thing he is very proud of, he always thinks that he is lazy than Lu Xiaofeng.As long as you see him sitting on the large and comfortable Taishi leaning, there are very few things in the world that can make him stand up.
Because no matter what he wants to do, he has to "stop" and think about it first.
As long as he thinks about it, there is nothing in the world that must be done, so he seldom does anything.
For such a lazy person, his life is more comfortable than that of most people.Just because he has a pair of very dexterous hands and can make many strange things.Anything you can think of, he can do.
Once he made a bet with others that he could make a walking wooden man.
In the end, he won fifty tables of good swallow-wing banquets, plus fifty altars of good old wine.This added at least five catties to his body.Now he is studying how to make a big kite that can take people to the sky.
But the proprietress that Su Yang was talking about was not by his side.
When there are women around, it is generally difficult for men to concentrate and think about problems seriously, and they will not think about problems seriously.Who would be stupid enough to get into a nest of chirping sparrows to think, if it doesn't annoy you, it will annoy you to death.
At this moment, there was a sound of hooves and horses neighing, and a large cart stopped at the gate of Zhu Ting's house.
The door is always open, because Zhu Ting thinks it is meaningless to get up and close the door, isolating himself from nature, so the door of his house is always open, even if a thief comes in, Zhu Ting If you don't sleep anymore, you will also point out where the thief puts the money.Although the boss is too lazy to hide the money, if the lady boss hides the money, even a thief may not be able to find it after a year of searching.
Of course Liu Yuhen was not a thief, he asked, "Where is the proprietress?"
Zhu Ting said indifferently: "If you want to find the proprietress, you should go to the grocery store opposite, there is only the proprietress."
Zhu Ting continued indifferently: "It's a pity that she has very important matters now, and I'm afraid she won't have time to see you."
Liu Yuhen asked: "What's important?"
Zhu Ting said: "She is drinking with friends, isn't drinking with friends the most important thing in the world?"
Xiao Qiuyu was still smiling, but there was already a strong sarcasm in that smile, and he asked, "Is your friend surnamed Lu?"
"You better get one thing straight."
Before Zhu Ting could speak, a young man got out of the car outside the door, with a sword on his waist and a wine gourd tied on his waist. It was Su Yang.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Qiuyu asked Su Yang with a smile, as if asking for advice.
Su Yang said with a smile: "Lu Xiaofeng is the boss's wife's friend, not the boss's friend."
Zhu Ting nodded towards Su Yang: "This is the first human speech I heard today."
Liu Yuhen said lightly: "I just want to know where they drink?"
Zhu Ting said: "It seems to be in the Qingyun Inn opposite to where that kid lives."
"go!"
Xiao Qiuyu and Liu Yuhen looked at each other and exited the door almost at the same time.
Su Yang rubbed their shoulders and walked into the door.
"Why don't you go?" Zhu Ting asked.
"What Lu Xiaofeng wants to do, he will do it if I don't go, and ten things he doesn't want to do, even if I go, he won't do it. Why should I make this extra trip, why don't I go to sleep in the sun."
While Su Yang was talking, he dragged out a comfortable chair that was as big as Zhu Ting's armchair from the room, sat on it, and actually lay side by side with Zhu Ting at the door basking in the sun.
"This is the second human speech I heard today. Since the two human speech came from your mouth, then you must be a human being." Zhu Ting nodded.
Su Yang said: "But I want to ask you something that is not human, do you want to hear it?"
"It doesn't matter." Zhu Ting's expression was really indifferent, and he said, "Anyway, at least half of the words I listen to every day are not human."
Su Yang smiled and said: "Your wife is drinking with a famous pervert in the inn, and you can still sit here?"
Zhu Ting said indifferently: "It's going to rain, and my wife is going to steal someone. No one can control it. What if I can't sit still? Go to the room and do somersaults? Roll on the ground?"
"I don't have a wife." Su Yang said.
Zhu Ting smiled, and said leisurely: "So if you also have a beautiful wife like me, you will be able to appreciate it."
"Although I don't have a wife, I have friends." Su Yang said, "Although I don't know what it's like for a wife to steal someone, I know very well that my friends will never steal my wife, even if my friends are from Released from prison, I haven’t seen a woman for two or three years, and I won’t.”
"Then I'm afraid you don't have too many friends." Zhu Ting laughed.
"You know that I have few friends, so you must be a person with few friends." Su Yang also smiled.
Zhu Ting nodded and asked, "Since we both have very few friends, why don't we have a drink?"
"For friends?" Su Yang asked.
"In order not to steal your beautiful wife's friends." Zhu stopped.
"Also for my beautiful wife who won't run away with her friends!" Su Yang had already removed the wine gourd from his waist.
Before the words were finished, there was a sudden bang in the opposite inn, and a big hole was broken in the wall along the street.
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Not only the two big men from Qingyi Building who broke into the inn didn't know, Princess Danfeng didn't know, even Su Yang didn't know.
It is a headache that there are no place names in the ancient dragon world.
Fortunately, after returning from the Longevity Sword, Su Yang was already very experienced in finding someone, so he just said: "Go to the lady boss." He then buried his head in the cart and continued to sleep.
I don’t know how many proprietresses there are in the world. There is a proprietress in every shop. Even the lady shopkeeper in the inn just now who is destined to only need 20 taels of silver and has a stomachache if there is no silver is also a proprietress. How to find Princess Feng?
So Princess Danfeng asked the two subordinates outside the car, Liu Yuhen pondered, and said, "Maybe I have already guessed the meaning of this sentence."
Xiao Qiuyu smiled and said: "I also know that although there are many proprietresses in the world, there is only one boss!"
So they went to Zhu Ting.
Zhu Ting has never done any business or opened a shop.
He believes that no matter what business you do or what store you open, you will inevitably lose money.He must not take that risk.
In fact, he has another more important reason for not doing business, and that is because he has never had the capital to do business.
But his nickname is "Boss".
This boss has two characteristics. The first is that he knows how to enjoy himself, and the second is that he is very open-minded about everything. Anyone with these two characteristics will inevitably increase his flesh day by day and become a boss. A big fat man.And fat people always seem to be very lucky, only a lucky person can be the boss, so many people call him the boss.
In fact. He is indeed a very blessed person.
Although his own appearance is not flattering, he has a very beautiful wife. He has never done anything serious in his life, but he can always live in the most comfortable house, wear the most exquisite clothes, and drink the best wine .
There is another thing he is very proud of, he always thinks that he is lazy than Lu Xiaofeng.As long as you see him sitting on the large and comfortable Taishi leaning, there are very few things in the world that can make him stand up.
Because no matter what he wants to do, he has to "stop" and think about it first.
As long as he thinks about it, there is nothing in the world that must be done, so he seldom does anything.
For such a lazy person, his life is more comfortable than that of most people.Just because he has a pair of very dexterous hands and can make many strange things.Anything you can think of, he can do.
Once he made a bet with others that he could make a walking wooden man.
In the end, he won fifty tables of good swallow-wing banquets, plus fifty altars of good old wine.This added at least five catties to his body.Now he is studying how to make a big kite that can take people to the sky.
But the proprietress that Su Yang was talking about was not by his side.
When there are women around, it is generally difficult for men to concentrate and think about problems seriously, and they will not think about problems seriously.Who would be stupid enough to get into a nest of chirping sparrows to think, if it doesn't annoy you, it will annoy you to death.
At this moment, there was a sound of hooves and horses neighing, and a large cart stopped at the gate of Zhu Ting's house.
The door is always open, because Zhu Ting thinks it is meaningless to get up and close the door, isolating himself from nature, so the door of his house is always open, even if a thief comes in, Zhu Ting If you don't sleep anymore, you will also point out where the thief puts the money.Although the boss is too lazy to hide the money, if the lady boss hides the money, even a thief may not be able to find it after a year of searching.
Of course Liu Yuhen was not a thief, he asked, "Where is the proprietress?"
Zhu Ting said indifferently: "If you want to find the proprietress, you should go to the grocery store opposite, there is only the proprietress."
Zhu Ting continued indifferently: "It's a pity that she has very important matters now, and I'm afraid she won't have time to see you."
Liu Yuhen asked: "What's important?"
Zhu Ting said: "She is drinking with friends, isn't drinking with friends the most important thing in the world?"
Xiao Qiuyu was still smiling, but there was already a strong sarcasm in that smile, and he asked, "Is your friend surnamed Lu?"
"You better get one thing straight."
Before Zhu Ting could speak, a young man got out of the car outside the door, with a sword on his waist and a wine gourd tied on his waist. It was Su Yang.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Qiuyu asked Su Yang with a smile, as if asking for advice.
Su Yang said with a smile: "Lu Xiaofeng is the boss's wife's friend, not the boss's friend."
Zhu Ting nodded towards Su Yang: "This is the first human speech I heard today."
Liu Yuhen said lightly: "I just want to know where they drink?"
Zhu Ting said: "It seems to be in the Qingyun Inn opposite to where that kid lives."
"go!"
Xiao Qiuyu and Liu Yuhen looked at each other and exited the door almost at the same time.
Su Yang rubbed their shoulders and walked into the door.
"Why don't you go?" Zhu Ting asked.
"What Lu Xiaofeng wants to do, he will do it if I don't go, and ten things he doesn't want to do, even if I go, he won't do it. Why should I make this extra trip, why don't I go to sleep in the sun."
While Su Yang was talking, he dragged out a comfortable chair that was as big as Zhu Ting's armchair from the room, sat on it, and actually lay side by side with Zhu Ting at the door basking in the sun.
"This is the second human speech I heard today. Since the two human speech came from your mouth, then you must be a human being." Zhu Ting nodded.
Su Yang said: "But I want to ask you something that is not human, do you want to hear it?"
"It doesn't matter." Zhu Ting's expression was really indifferent, and he said, "Anyway, at least half of the words I listen to every day are not human."
Su Yang smiled and said: "Your wife is drinking with a famous pervert in the inn, and you can still sit here?"
Zhu Ting said indifferently: "It's going to rain, and my wife is going to steal someone. No one can control it. What if I can't sit still? Go to the room and do somersaults? Roll on the ground?"
"I don't have a wife." Su Yang said.
Zhu Ting smiled, and said leisurely: "So if you also have a beautiful wife like me, you will be able to appreciate it."
"Although I don't have a wife, I have friends." Su Yang said, "Although I don't know what it's like for a wife to steal someone, I know very well that my friends will never steal my wife, even if my friends are from Released from prison, I haven’t seen a woman for two or three years, and I won’t.”
"Then I'm afraid you don't have too many friends." Zhu Ting laughed.
"You know that I have few friends, so you must be a person with few friends." Su Yang also smiled.
Zhu Ting nodded and asked, "Since we both have very few friends, why don't we have a drink?"
"For friends?" Su Yang asked.
"In order not to steal your beautiful wife's friends." Zhu stopped.
"Also for my beautiful wife who won't run away with her friends!" Su Yang had already removed the wine gourd from his waist.
Before the words were finished, there was a sudden bang in the opposite inn, and a big hole was broken in the wall along the street.
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