Infinite martial arts new world
Chapter 244
"It's you!"
"It's you!"
Both sides shouted at the same time.
The person who came in from outside the yard was actually an honest monk.
"Why did the monk appear in the Taoist temple?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.
"Since Lu Xiaofeng and Su Yang will appear in the Taoist temple, of course monks can too. At least monks and nuns are worshiping Bodhisattvas."
What the honest monk said is not bad at all. Even if there is something wrong between the monk and the nuns, the Bodhisattva will surely forgive them because they are all worshiping themselves.
Su Yang also asked: "Isn't the monk climbing, why did he leave again?"
"Of course I'll leave when I'm tired from climbing." The honest monk said with a low eyebrow.
"What are you doing here?" Su Yang said again: "Aren't you afraid of being implicated?"
The honest monk shook his head: "The monk is really too poor recently, and the poor can't even eat meat, so I don't care about the implicated ones, so I can only risk my life and come here to find two beggars."
Su Yang said with a smile: "You are indeed an honest monk. Monks don't eat meat. Even if you have mountains of gold and silver, you don't eat meat. But I think you are looking for the wrong person to ask us for alms."
"Then who should I go to?" asked the honest monk.
Su Yang and Lu Xiaofeng looked at each other and said at the same time, "The Embroidered Thief."
The honest monk nodded and said, "That's right, that's right, but where can I find it?"
Su Yang winked at Lu Xiaofeng, walked towards the honest monk calmly, and asked him with a smile: "Don't you know?"
The honest monk also took a step back calmly, and looked at Lu Xiaofeng and Su Yang.Said: "Amitabha, you two are not only cheapskates, but also not good people."
"Why aren't we good people?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.
The honest monk took another two steps back.He said: "It's normal for a cheapskate not to give money to a beggar, but if he even wants to beat a beggar monk, he must be a big villain."
"The monk didn't abide by the rules and precepts and stole the nun. Of course we have to teach you a lesson on behalf of the Buddha."
When Su Yang said the word Buddha, Lu Xiaofeng was already like a big bird.He jumped behind the honest monk and blocked his retreat.
Su Yang also drew out his sword suddenly, saying that it's time to teach you a lesson.Eight swords have been struck in a row, and each sword is as fast as thunder, and the sword's edge stirs up the buzzing sound in the air, and it can't be separated from the sleeve robe of the honest monk.
Because Su Yang can only attack his sleeve robe.The honest monk has a roll of big sleeves of rags and satin.The two long and wide sleeves immediately applauded as if being blown, and the four sides of the waving were watertight, protecting the whole person in it.
There was a whistling sound of wind in the sleeve robe, a gust of wind blew the green steel sword straight, and when the cloth sleeve touched the green steel sword, the green steel sword was deflected abruptly, and the sleeve was concentrated with real power.Sharp as a blade, he came straight to Su Yang's face.
A ray of red light flashed on the green steel sword.Suddenly, a wisp of dark red sword energy gushed out from the sword tip, and collided with the strong wind brought by the honest monk's sleeve robe, making a crackling sound, as if connecting with a real thing.
In the blink of an eye, the green steel sword and the sleeve robe had collided dozens of times in a row, crackling like rain hitting plantains.The two cloth-sleeved robes of the honest monk did not lose the wind in front of Su Yang's Qinggang sword.
Lu Xiaofeng slowly took a step forward, as if he was ready to make a move.
The honest monk suddenly changed his move. His two big sleeves circled around his head, opening a gap, and he jumped out, shouting: "No more fights, no more fights!"
Su Yang wondered: "Why?"
The honest monk dissatisfied: "You are going to bully the few with the more, if you continue to beat the monk's head, you will smash the monk's head."
Su Yang walked up to him with a smile: "Do you think that if you stop beating me, I won't smash your head?"
The honest monk widened his eyes and said depressedly: "Why do you have to smash the monk's head? The monk is just here for alms."
"It's a coincidence that you came here." Su Yang pointed to the small courtyard and said, "Do you know who lived in this courtyard, in this Taoist temple?"
The honest monk rolled his eyes a few times, but did not speak.
Not speaking means not knowing, or knowing but not speaking.
"You really don't know?" Su Yang smiled, if the honest monk said he didn't know, he would really break his head.
The honest monk sighed: "You asked knowingly, of course the Taoist nuns live in the Taoist temple, of course I know, and Lu Xiaofeng is also here, so the Taoist nuns in this Taoist temple must be extremely beautiful, there are a few extremely beautiful ones in the Jianghu Where is the Taoist nun? So the owner here is of course Jiang Qingxia."
What he said seems to make sense, one set of one set, and his reasoning is really correct, but after all, it seems that he didn't say a single word.
Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and said: "It's really a coincidence that you came here, if you don't know what to say, it's hard for us to believe."
"What do you believe?" asked the honest monk.
"I believe you are here for alms." Su Yang raised the letter in his hand: "We just found some clues about the Embroidered Thief, and you just appeared, and then all the clues were cut off at once. Don't you think it's a coincidence? Is it gone?"
Lu Xiaofeng also stared at him piercingly, he really didn't want to believe that this matter had something to do with the honest monk, even though the honest monk was not honest, he even went to brothels, but he wasn't dishonest enough to dig into other people's pockets the point of money.
The honest monk closed his mouth tightly, as if he was in a difficult situation.
Su Yang rolled his eyes, and suddenly smiled and said, "Since you don't want to talk about today's affairs, how about we talk about something else?"
"say what?"
"Tell me about how you met Ye Gucheng." Su Yang said: "Could it be a coincidence that Ye Gucheng went to Jin Jiuling's house five hundred miles away from the Pingnan Palace, and then you happened to meet? To me?"
The honest monk said: "I just went to find him for alms. People in the world often only see Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue as two top swordsmen in the world, but they ignore their other identity."
"What identity?"
"Of course it's a rich man." The honest monk smiled and said, "Whether it's Baiyun City Lord or Wanmei Villa, they are all very rich men. Isn't it normal for me, a poor monk, to seek alms from the rich Baiyun City Lord?"
Su Yang smiled and said: "It seems that the Lord Baiyun is also a big villain. Not only did he not give you money, he even beat you up."
The honest monk said in surprise, "How do you know?"
Su Yangdao: "The other day I saw you crawling like a turtle on the ground, it wasn't because I was afraid that Lu Xiaofeng's incident would involve you, but because you were injured, right?"
The honest monk's mouth twitched twice, he nodded helplessly, looked at Su Yang and said distressedly: "It is already very difficult to deceive Lu Xiaofeng. But after all, sometimes you can still deceive him, and now there is another You, the two of you together. You won't be fooled at all, hey, our business is getting harder and harder."
Lu Xiaofeng sneered and said, "Aren't you a monk? When did you change your career to become a liar?"
"A liar is not necessarily a monk, a monk must be a liar. Otherwise, how can you put money from other people's pockets into your own pocket." The honest monk is actually very plausible.And it doesn't sound like it's wrong.
Although what he said was right, if the Buddha heard what he said, he would inevitably smash his bald head.
"What happened that day? Since Ye Gucheng made a move, how can you still be alive?" Su Yang asked.
The honest monk said mysteriously: "Maybe it's because I only asked him for alms and didn't ask him for anything else, so Ye Gucheng didn't want to kill me."
"I really don't understand, you are a big monk, a monk. Why do you need so much money?" Su Yang touched his bald head with a smile.
"Buddha also costs money. It costs money to raise [-] arhats. It costs money to raise scripture preachers, and it also costs money to have celestial maidens scattered flowers." The honest monk sighed: "Otherwise, why do you think the Buddha asked good men and women to contribute incense?"
"I don't think the Buddha asked for money." Su Yang shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that the honest monk is not honest enough to go to the brothel to drink flower wine and ask for money."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly laughed loudly: "You are wrong, although he went to brothels, he never paid money."
"Oh? You still have this ability, why don't you teach me." Su Yang wondered.
The honest monk became shy, blushed, and murmured: "Don't say it, don't say it."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Because he must have old friends in the brothel, and old friends usually don't charge money."
The honest monk sighed, and said: "How can a person like you not understand, how can you become an old friend without money?"
Being good at an old friend means being good friends often, and you need to spend money often if you make good friends often. At most, you will spend a little less later, but it is definitely not free of money.
"It seems that the honest monk is honest, but your little monk is not so honest." Su Yang said.
The honest monk lowered his head even lower: "Monks are also men, and the young monks of men are generally not very obedient. You two must know this better than me."
Su Yang suddenly sneered: "Not only we know, Ouyang must also know."
The honest monk suddenly raised his head, looked at Su Yang like a ghost, and said in surprise, "How do you know?"
Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "Ouyang? Which Ouyang?"
The honest monk turned his head to look at Lu Xiaofeng, his expression suddenly became very strange, he seemed to be a little complacent, and he sympathized with Lu Xiaofeng's ignorance, shook his head and said, "How come you don't even know about Ouyang?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do I have to know?"
The honest monk said quietly: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang Qing?"
The honest monk blushed even more and stammered, "She is... a very famous... prostitute."
Su Yang said: "Actually, you have nothing to be ashamed of. The monk has neither a wife nor a concubine. If you can't even find a prostitute, why don't you go find a nun?"
The honest monk blushed and whispered, "No, no, she is not what you imagined."
"You don't have to be embarrassed at all, you are a very good couple." Su Yang said.
"Why?" asked the honest monk.
Su Yang smiled and said: "You are an eminent monk, and she is a famous prostitute. An eminent monk is a monk for a day and beats the clock for a day, but a famous prostitute is a clock for a day and beats a monk for a day."
"Amitabha, the Buddha should really send down thunder and lightning to kill you." The honest monk muttered some words that no one could understand, as if he was really praying for the Buddha to kill Su Yang.
A stern look flashed in Su Yang's eyes, and he straightened his face and asked, "Since you have a famous prostitute, why did you come to find a Taoist nun again?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said: "Famous prostitutes cost money, and this Taoist nun is very rich recently, so you came to her for alms, right?"
He paused, denied what he said just now, and added: "No, maybe you are joining this Taoist nun for alms. You came today to take away your share?"
"You say I belong to the Embroidery Bandit?" The honest monk asked in surprise.
As soon as the words were spoken, Su Yang and Lu Xiaofeng laughed at the same time, and stared at the honest monk with a smile.
The honest monk also found that he had said something wrong. If he really didn't know beforehand that Jiang Qingxia and Jiang Chongwei lived here, and didn't know that Jiang Qingxia and Jiang Chongwei pretended to be embroidered thieves and stole the pearls of the palace, how could he ask such a question? In a word.
This is tantamount to self-inflicted.
"Be honest and be lenient." Su Yang said.
The honest monk was full of distress, and kept scratching his head. If he had hair, he would have pulled all the hair off his head.
"This matter is so troublesome that I can't explain it," he said.
Before Lu Xiaofeng and Su Yang got angry, his face suddenly changed drastically, and he pointed at the entrance of the small courtyard and exclaimed: "Why are you here!" (To be continued...)
ps: Just to clarify, so far in this book, Ouyang Qing has nothing to do with Lu Xiaofeng.
"It's you!"
Both sides shouted at the same time.
The person who came in from outside the yard was actually an honest monk.
"Why did the monk appear in the Taoist temple?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.
"Since Lu Xiaofeng and Su Yang will appear in the Taoist temple, of course monks can too. At least monks and nuns are worshiping Bodhisattvas."
What the honest monk said is not bad at all. Even if there is something wrong between the monk and the nuns, the Bodhisattva will surely forgive them because they are all worshiping themselves.
Su Yang also asked: "Isn't the monk climbing, why did he leave again?"
"Of course I'll leave when I'm tired from climbing." The honest monk said with a low eyebrow.
"What are you doing here?" Su Yang said again: "Aren't you afraid of being implicated?"
The honest monk shook his head: "The monk is really too poor recently, and the poor can't even eat meat, so I don't care about the implicated ones, so I can only risk my life and come here to find two beggars."
Su Yang said with a smile: "You are indeed an honest monk. Monks don't eat meat. Even if you have mountains of gold and silver, you don't eat meat. But I think you are looking for the wrong person to ask us for alms."
"Then who should I go to?" asked the honest monk.
Su Yang and Lu Xiaofeng looked at each other and said at the same time, "The Embroidered Thief."
The honest monk nodded and said, "That's right, that's right, but where can I find it?"
Su Yang winked at Lu Xiaofeng, walked towards the honest monk calmly, and asked him with a smile: "Don't you know?"
The honest monk also took a step back calmly, and looked at Lu Xiaofeng and Su Yang.Said: "Amitabha, you two are not only cheapskates, but also not good people."
"Why aren't we good people?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.
The honest monk took another two steps back.He said: "It's normal for a cheapskate not to give money to a beggar, but if he even wants to beat a beggar monk, he must be a big villain."
"The monk didn't abide by the rules and precepts and stole the nun. Of course we have to teach you a lesson on behalf of the Buddha."
When Su Yang said the word Buddha, Lu Xiaofeng was already like a big bird.He jumped behind the honest monk and blocked his retreat.
Su Yang also drew out his sword suddenly, saying that it's time to teach you a lesson.Eight swords have been struck in a row, and each sword is as fast as thunder, and the sword's edge stirs up the buzzing sound in the air, and it can't be separated from the sleeve robe of the honest monk.
Because Su Yang can only attack his sleeve robe.The honest monk has a roll of big sleeves of rags and satin.The two long and wide sleeves immediately applauded as if being blown, and the four sides of the waving were watertight, protecting the whole person in it.
There was a whistling sound of wind in the sleeve robe, a gust of wind blew the green steel sword straight, and when the cloth sleeve touched the green steel sword, the green steel sword was deflected abruptly, and the sleeve was concentrated with real power.Sharp as a blade, he came straight to Su Yang's face.
A ray of red light flashed on the green steel sword.Suddenly, a wisp of dark red sword energy gushed out from the sword tip, and collided with the strong wind brought by the honest monk's sleeve robe, making a crackling sound, as if connecting with a real thing.
In the blink of an eye, the green steel sword and the sleeve robe had collided dozens of times in a row, crackling like rain hitting plantains.The two cloth-sleeved robes of the honest monk did not lose the wind in front of Su Yang's Qinggang sword.
Lu Xiaofeng slowly took a step forward, as if he was ready to make a move.
The honest monk suddenly changed his move. His two big sleeves circled around his head, opening a gap, and he jumped out, shouting: "No more fights, no more fights!"
Su Yang wondered: "Why?"
The honest monk dissatisfied: "You are going to bully the few with the more, if you continue to beat the monk's head, you will smash the monk's head."
Su Yang walked up to him with a smile: "Do you think that if you stop beating me, I won't smash your head?"
The honest monk widened his eyes and said depressedly: "Why do you have to smash the monk's head? The monk is just here for alms."
"It's a coincidence that you came here." Su Yang pointed to the small courtyard and said, "Do you know who lived in this courtyard, in this Taoist temple?"
The honest monk rolled his eyes a few times, but did not speak.
Not speaking means not knowing, or knowing but not speaking.
"You really don't know?" Su Yang smiled, if the honest monk said he didn't know, he would really break his head.
The honest monk sighed: "You asked knowingly, of course the Taoist nuns live in the Taoist temple, of course I know, and Lu Xiaofeng is also here, so the Taoist nuns in this Taoist temple must be extremely beautiful, there are a few extremely beautiful ones in the Jianghu Where is the Taoist nun? So the owner here is of course Jiang Qingxia."
What he said seems to make sense, one set of one set, and his reasoning is really correct, but after all, it seems that he didn't say a single word.
Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and said: "It's really a coincidence that you came here, if you don't know what to say, it's hard for us to believe."
"What do you believe?" asked the honest monk.
"I believe you are here for alms." Su Yang raised the letter in his hand: "We just found some clues about the Embroidered Thief, and you just appeared, and then all the clues were cut off at once. Don't you think it's a coincidence? Is it gone?"
Lu Xiaofeng also stared at him piercingly, he really didn't want to believe that this matter had something to do with the honest monk, even though the honest monk was not honest, he even went to brothels, but he wasn't dishonest enough to dig into other people's pockets the point of money.
The honest monk closed his mouth tightly, as if he was in a difficult situation.
Su Yang rolled his eyes, and suddenly smiled and said, "Since you don't want to talk about today's affairs, how about we talk about something else?"
"say what?"
"Tell me about how you met Ye Gucheng." Su Yang said: "Could it be a coincidence that Ye Gucheng went to Jin Jiuling's house five hundred miles away from the Pingnan Palace, and then you happened to meet? To me?"
The honest monk said: "I just went to find him for alms. People in the world often only see Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue as two top swordsmen in the world, but they ignore their other identity."
"What identity?"
"Of course it's a rich man." The honest monk smiled and said, "Whether it's Baiyun City Lord or Wanmei Villa, they are all very rich men. Isn't it normal for me, a poor monk, to seek alms from the rich Baiyun City Lord?"
Su Yang smiled and said: "It seems that the Lord Baiyun is also a big villain. Not only did he not give you money, he even beat you up."
The honest monk said in surprise, "How do you know?"
Su Yangdao: "The other day I saw you crawling like a turtle on the ground, it wasn't because I was afraid that Lu Xiaofeng's incident would involve you, but because you were injured, right?"
The honest monk's mouth twitched twice, he nodded helplessly, looked at Su Yang and said distressedly: "It is already very difficult to deceive Lu Xiaofeng. But after all, sometimes you can still deceive him, and now there is another You, the two of you together. You won't be fooled at all, hey, our business is getting harder and harder."
Lu Xiaofeng sneered and said, "Aren't you a monk? When did you change your career to become a liar?"
"A liar is not necessarily a monk, a monk must be a liar. Otherwise, how can you put money from other people's pockets into your own pocket." The honest monk is actually very plausible.And it doesn't sound like it's wrong.
Although what he said was right, if the Buddha heard what he said, he would inevitably smash his bald head.
"What happened that day? Since Ye Gucheng made a move, how can you still be alive?" Su Yang asked.
The honest monk said mysteriously: "Maybe it's because I only asked him for alms and didn't ask him for anything else, so Ye Gucheng didn't want to kill me."
"I really don't understand, you are a big monk, a monk. Why do you need so much money?" Su Yang touched his bald head with a smile.
"Buddha also costs money. It costs money to raise [-] arhats. It costs money to raise scripture preachers, and it also costs money to have celestial maidens scattered flowers." The honest monk sighed: "Otherwise, why do you think the Buddha asked good men and women to contribute incense?"
"I don't think the Buddha asked for money." Su Yang shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that the honest monk is not honest enough to go to the brothel to drink flower wine and ask for money."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly laughed loudly: "You are wrong, although he went to brothels, he never paid money."
"Oh? You still have this ability, why don't you teach me." Su Yang wondered.
The honest monk became shy, blushed, and murmured: "Don't say it, don't say it."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Because he must have old friends in the brothel, and old friends usually don't charge money."
The honest monk sighed, and said: "How can a person like you not understand, how can you become an old friend without money?"
Being good at an old friend means being good friends often, and you need to spend money often if you make good friends often. At most, you will spend a little less later, but it is definitely not free of money.
"It seems that the honest monk is honest, but your little monk is not so honest." Su Yang said.
The honest monk lowered his head even lower: "Monks are also men, and the young monks of men are generally not very obedient. You two must know this better than me."
Su Yang suddenly sneered: "Not only we know, Ouyang must also know."
The honest monk suddenly raised his head, looked at Su Yang like a ghost, and said in surprise, "How do you know?"
Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "Ouyang? Which Ouyang?"
The honest monk turned his head to look at Lu Xiaofeng, his expression suddenly became very strange, he seemed to be a little complacent, and he sympathized with Lu Xiaofeng's ignorance, shook his head and said, "How come you don't even know about Ouyang?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do I have to know?"
The honest monk said quietly: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang Qing?"
The honest monk blushed even more and stammered, "She is... a very famous... prostitute."
Su Yang said: "Actually, you have nothing to be ashamed of. The monk has neither a wife nor a concubine. If you can't even find a prostitute, why don't you go find a nun?"
The honest monk blushed and whispered, "No, no, she is not what you imagined."
"You don't have to be embarrassed at all, you are a very good couple." Su Yang said.
"Why?" asked the honest monk.
Su Yang smiled and said: "You are an eminent monk, and she is a famous prostitute. An eminent monk is a monk for a day and beats the clock for a day, but a famous prostitute is a clock for a day and beats a monk for a day."
"Amitabha, the Buddha should really send down thunder and lightning to kill you." The honest monk muttered some words that no one could understand, as if he was really praying for the Buddha to kill Su Yang.
A stern look flashed in Su Yang's eyes, and he straightened his face and asked, "Since you have a famous prostitute, why did you come to find a Taoist nun again?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said: "Famous prostitutes cost money, and this Taoist nun is very rich recently, so you came to her for alms, right?"
He paused, denied what he said just now, and added: "No, maybe you are joining this Taoist nun for alms. You came today to take away your share?"
"You say I belong to the Embroidery Bandit?" The honest monk asked in surprise.
As soon as the words were spoken, Su Yang and Lu Xiaofeng laughed at the same time, and stared at the honest monk with a smile.
The honest monk also found that he had said something wrong. If he really didn't know beforehand that Jiang Qingxia and Jiang Chongwei lived here, and didn't know that Jiang Qingxia and Jiang Chongwei pretended to be embroidered thieves and stole the pearls of the palace, how could he ask such a question? In a word.
This is tantamount to self-inflicted.
"Be honest and be lenient." Su Yang said.
The honest monk was full of distress, and kept scratching his head. If he had hair, he would have pulled all the hair off his head.
"This matter is so troublesome that I can't explain it," he said.
Before Lu Xiaofeng and Su Yang got angry, his face suddenly changed drastically, and he pointed at the entrance of the small courtyard and exclaimed: "Why are you here!" (To be continued...)
ps: Just to clarify, so far in this book, Ouyang Qing has nothing to do with Lu Xiaofeng.
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