Infinite martial arts new world
Chapter 43 Horrible Earthlings! !
()"what?"
"what!"
Su Yang said two things in a row, the first one was an interrogative sentence, the second one was an exclamation sentence, and then his mouth was frozen into an o-shape, which could fit an egg inside.
If it is a small native egg, maybe you can barely squeeze two.
He is a guy full of bad things, his psychological quality and face have been trained to a certain level, and the general situation can hardly shock him, and he has always been the only one who makes others dumbfounded.But at this moment, an absolutely explosive message appeared in Su Yang's mind!
This information short-circuited his brain instantly!
Mr. Mo Da actually knew my mother?Could it be that he is a fucking earthling just like himself!
This is the first time that Su Yang added the word "he. Damn" before "Earthlings". It is the first time in his life that he hates Earthlings so much!
I don't want to wear double clothes!Su Yang was furious. How could he share the protagonist's life with others?
This feeling is like chasing a girl after all kinds of hardships. When you are about to enter the bridal chamber, another man suddenly rushes in and tells you confidently that he can also sleep with your wife legally.
Seeing Su Yang's strange expression, Mo Da rolled his eyelids and said nervously, "What's wrong with your mother?"
Even Lin Pingzhi was dumbfounded and forgot to kowtow.It was the first time he saw someone who could distort his expression like this, he thought to himself that this senior Su himself is a master of disguise, no wonder he saw through my disguise at a glance.
Fortunately, Su Yang quickly realized that what Mo Da asked was probably his own mother, that is, Liu Zhengfeng's cousin!Not the real mother on earth.
But that's not right either.joke!How can someone greet your mother as soon as they meet, isn't that a curse!
If anyone on earth asked this question, I would have already kicked it, and then added: Greetings to your whole family!
Furthermore, the world of martial arts is an ancient society with strict etiquette. It is absolutely unreasonable to greet other people's family members as soon as they open their mouths. What's more, in front of the younger generation, the one who greets is the younger sister of one's own junior. This is already a big taboo in the world. .Even if you are an old friend, you must first greet your own father, and then you can mention your mother by the way.
Opening your mouth to greet other women's relatives, this is simply a swearing method used by market thugs, even a flower picker like Tian Boguang would not do it if he is self-confident!
But looking at Mo Da's expression, he was serious and serious, especially after seeing his expression change suddenly, that kind of nervousness was by no means pretended, and he was extremely concerned.
"Will it be the bloodiest three! Jiao! Lian!?"
It seems that sometimes it is beneficial to watch the romance movies of the three vulgar dogs. While thinking of the love triangle, Su Yang had a flash of inspiration, and also thought of the weird relationship between Mo Da and Liu Zhengfeng, and he had already constructed a standard in his mind. The lively little junior sister, the three of them are learning the same art.The elder brother taught his younger sister martial arts every day, and fell in love with him for a long time. The liveliness and cheerfulness of the younger junior sister broke the stuffy heart of a middle-aged man, so he fell in love with the younger junior sister secretly;
The younger junior sister and the younger brother Liu Zhengfeng are childhood sweethearts, and they hit it off. The two only respect and love the senior brother as an older brother. Therefore, the senior brother feels bitter and scruples about the brotherhood, so he can only choose to quit sadly. The rest of his life is accompanied by the erhu, and the tune is sad , I can't express the pain in my heart...
In this way, it can explain why Mo Da clearly cares about Liu Zhengfeng in his heart, but he has not been in touch with him for many years. It is no wonder that Mo Da, who has never been troublesome, has secretly helped Linghu Chong many times. It turns out that he has a "big brother" complex in his heart , When I saw Linghu Chong, I thought of myself back then!
But according to the information that the martial arts old man arranged for him, his father was not Liu Zhengfeng, but a scholar with no power to restrain himself and a well-to-do family. Moreover, both father and mother passed away three years ago.
Maybe this love story has a sideline that I don't know about, but if it is said that Mo Da has nothing to do with the cheap mother he is proud of, Su Yang would not believe it if he killed him.
She gave Lin Pingzhi a wink and signaled him to go out and wait outside the teahouse. With this outsider around, Mo would definitely not say anything.Then he put on a sad expression and said: "My nephew lost his temper, sir, don't blame me, it's because my mother passed away three years ago, so my nephew is so sad."
"What! Your mother is dead?"
Mo Da's hand holding the teacup visibly trembled. According to his kung fu, if it weren't for the huge fluctuations in his mood, it would never have been like this. The original old face instantly became more decayed, and the wrinkles on his forehead were deeply carved into his skin. It's like an ordinary old man who will die at any time.
Sure enough!Su Yang nodded and pretended to be surprised: "At that time, I had already written to my uncle. Could it be that my uncle didn't tell my uncle?"
Mo Da took a deep breath, and said in a hey voice: "How could he tell me such a thing?" Then he asked: "How is your father?"
Su Yang continued to grieve inexplicably, and even used his internal strength to squeeze out two tears, and said sadly: "Almost my mother passed away one after another, and my nephew only has two relatives left in this world, my uncle and uncle."
Mo Da's whole body seemed to be emptied, he leaned weakly on the back of the chair, closed his eyes, his eyelids trembled slightly, and said in a trembling voice: "Poor child, your uncle is still here and will definitely take good care of you, but I How can it be considered your relatives?"
"Before my mother left, she took my hand and said that uncle and uncle are my relatives, and they should be treated with the same filial piety." Su Yang continued foolishly.
After all, Mo Da is an older person, he has experienced life and death parting, he is not as indulging in pain as young people, and he calmed down quickly.
He opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the Liu residence, heaved a long sigh, and said to himself: "Junior brother, you said that you want her to marry a scholar and live a peaceful life like a husband and a child, so that she doesn't have to get involved in disputes in the rivers and lakes. I also agreed, but I didn't expect that both of us are still alive, but they went first."
Su Yang wiped away his tears and said: "When my mother was around, she often mentioned my uncle to my nephew."
"Tell me?" Mo Da shook his head and sighed, "Why mention me? Your uncle is handsome and rich, so it's fine to mention me. I'm an old man, so I have nothing to mention."
Su Yang didn't mention anything about him, but instead said: "Before my mother left, she said that there are three people in this world that make her worry the most."
As expected, Mo Da was even more curious and said: "When your mother was a girl, she was a carefree and pungent person. She didn't take anything to heart, but who were the three people she couldn't let go of?"
Su Yang pointed to himself and said, "The first one is my nephew, my nephew has been stubborn since he was a child, and he refused to obey discipline..."
"Stubborn and disobedient?" Mo Da suddenly interrupted Su Yang, as if thinking of something from the past, the corner of his mouth turned up with a slight smile, and said lightly: "It's not a big deal, boys are just born with sex."
"Yes, what the master said is true." Su Yang nodded: "Mothers always care about their sons, and even a little thing about a son is a big deal in the eyes of mothers. But my mother said, I am lucky to have a good uncle." , there is a powerful uncle, even if I cause some troubles in the future, the uncle and uncle will never leave me alone."
Mo Da smiled slightly: "You added the second half of the sentence yourself. If your mother really told you that, wouldn't she be encouraging you to cause trouble?"
Su Yang didn't quibble, he laughed and said: "Although I didn't hear her say it directly, the meaning in the words is that you trust my uncle and uncle. My nephew guesses that my mother's original intention should be the same."
"There are two more people?" Mo Da said noncommittally: "Your father counts as one?"
But Su Yang shook his head and said: "Mother said that my father is stable and peaceful, his temper is not impatient, and he is an ordinary scholar, so there is nothing to worry about. The other two people she is most worried about are uncle and uncle you!"
Mo Da was slightly shocked, his face changed a few times, and he reprimanded: "You are talking nonsense, your mother and your uncle are cousins, so it's all right to care about him, and my old man has nothing to do with you. I have been messing around with your uncle for dozens of years Years, and no one has killed him. I have nothing to worry about!"
Although he was reprimanding, there was no anger in his tone, nor was there an angry expression on his face. Instead, his brows were stretched, with a look of relief.
Su Yang heard that he called himself "Old Man" every time he mentioned Liu Zhengfeng's cousin, and he already understood half of it.Liu Zhengfeng was about the same age as his cousin, but Mo Da was nearly 20 years older. Thinking about it, when the three of them secretly had feelings for each other, Mo Da felt inferior because of this, so that he couldn't let go of his pursuit and agreed to marry his sweetheart to someone else.
Su Yang flattered him first: "My mother often said that my uncle's martial arts are top-notch, and your uncle is even better. You are already a top master, so it's not that you are worried about your two's martial arts."
Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear, especially the words of praise from his sweetheart, are even more rewarding, Mo laughed and shook his head: "When your mother married your father, she was just a little girl, how could she know sophistication?" It’s just a girl’s admiration for her brother’s martial arts, don’t say this again, so as not to make people laugh. But since it’s not about martial arts, why worry about it?”
Su Yang knew that the key to persuading Mo Da had come now. God let him discover such a hidden story, and he must not miss it, so he quickly sorted out his thoughts to ensure that the next words could impress Mo Da to the maximum extent. .
"This... my mother said it's okay, but my nephew said it was a bit disrespectful, so please forgive me." Su Yang saluted first, looking a little nervous.
Mo Dao: "It's okay, you were just relaying the story. Your parents and I are old friends, so there's nothing hard to say."
~~~~~~~~~
Ps:
Should this book be renamed "Wulin Paparazzi"?
In addition, a very touching thing happened yesterday. When I posted chapter 42, I asked for a vote, but within a few minutes, the number of recommendation votes rose a lot. Only then did I understand why some authors clearly earn money. The reason why I still insist on writing without much money.Bow and thank you all!
Transformation reveals true colors: Then I will ask for another ticket, wow ha ha ha!
"what!"
Su Yang said two things in a row, the first one was an interrogative sentence, the second one was an exclamation sentence, and then his mouth was frozen into an o-shape, which could fit an egg inside.
If it is a small native egg, maybe you can barely squeeze two.
He is a guy full of bad things, his psychological quality and face have been trained to a certain level, and the general situation can hardly shock him, and he has always been the only one who makes others dumbfounded.But at this moment, an absolutely explosive message appeared in Su Yang's mind!
This information short-circuited his brain instantly!
Mr. Mo Da actually knew my mother?Could it be that he is a fucking earthling just like himself!
This is the first time that Su Yang added the word "he. Damn" before "Earthlings". It is the first time in his life that he hates Earthlings so much!
I don't want to wear double clothes!Su Yang was furious. How could he share the protagonist's life with others?
This feeling is like chasing a girl after all kinds of hardships. When you are about to enter the bridal chamber, another man suddenly rushes in and tells you confidently that he can also sleep with your wife legally.
Seeing Su Yang's strange expression, Mo Da rolled his eyelids and said nervously, "What's wrong with your mother?"
Even Lin Pingzhi was dumbfounded and forgot to kowtow.It was the first time he saw someone who could distort his expression like this, he thought to himself that this senior Su himself is a master of disguise, no wonder he saw through my disguise at a glance.
Fortunately, Su Yang quickly realized that what Mo Da asked was probably his own mother, that is, Liu Zhengfeng's cousin!Not the real mother on earth.
But that's not right either.joke!How can someone greet your mother as soon as they meet, isn't that a curse!
If anyone on earth asked this question, I would have already kicked it, and then added: Greetings to your whole family!
Furthermore, the world of martial arts is an ancient society with strict etiquette. It is absolutely unreasonable to greet other people's family members as soon as they open their mouths. What's more, in front of the younger generation, the one who greets is the younger sister of one's own junior. This is already a big taboo in the world. .Even if you are an old friend, you must first greet your own father, and then you can mention your mother by the way.
Opening your mouth to greet other women's relatives, this is simply a swearing method used by market thugs, even a flower picker like Tian Boguang would not do it if he is self-confident!
But looking at Mo Da's expression, he was serious and serious, especially after seeing his expression change suddenly, that kind of nervousness was by no means pretended, and he was extremely concerned.
"Will it be the bloodiest three! Jiao! Lian!?"
It seems that sometimes it is beneficial to watch the romance movies of the three vulgar dogs. While thinking of the love triangle, Su Yang had a flash of inspiration, and also thought of the weird relationship between Mo Da and Liu Zhengfeng, and he had already constructed a standard in his mind. The lively little junior sister, the three of them are learning the same art.The elder brother taught his younger sister martial arts every day, and fell in love with him for a long time. The liveliness and cheerfulness of the younger junior sister broke the stuffy heart of a middle-aged man, so he fell in love with the younger junior sister secretly;
The younger junior sister and the younger brother Liu Zhengfeng are childhood sweethearts, and they hit it off. The two only respect and love the senior brother as an older brother. Therefore, the senior brother feels bitter and scruples about the brotherhood, so he can only choose to quit sadly. The rest of his life is accompanied by the erhu, and the tune is sad , I can't express the pain in my heart...
In this way, it can explain why Mo Da clearly cares about Liu Zhengfeng in his heart, but he has not been in touch with him for many years. It is no wonder that Mo Da, who has never been troublesome, has secretly helped Linghu Chong many times. It turns out that he has a "big brother" complex in his heart , When I saw Linghu Chong, I thought of myself back then!
But according to the information that the martial arts old man arranged for him, his father was not Liu Zhengfeng, but a scholar with no power to restrain himself and a well-to-do family. Moreover, both father and mother passed away three years ago.
Maybe this love story has a sideline that I don't know about, but if it is said that Mo Da has nothing to do with the cheap mother he is proud of, Su Yang would not believe it if he killed him.
She gave Lin Pingzhi a wink and signaled him to go out and wait outside the teahouse. With this outsider around, Mo would definitely not say anything.Then he put on a sad expression and said: "My nephew lost his temper, sir, don't blame me, it's because my mother passed away three years ago, so my nephew is so sad."
"What! Your mother is dead?"
Mo Da's hand holding the teacup visibly trembled. According to his kung fu, if it weren't for the huge fluctuations in his mood, it would never have been like this. The original old face instantly became more decayed, and the wrinkles on his forehead were deeply carved into his skin. It's like an ordinary old man who will die at any time.
Sure enough!Su Yang nodded and pretended to be surprised: "At that time, I had already written to my uncle. Could it be that my uncle didn't tell my uncle?"
Mo Da took a deep breath, and said in a hey voice: "How could he tell me such a thing?" Then he asked: "How is your father?"
Su Yang continued to grieve inexplicably, and even used his internal strength to squeeze out two tears, and said sadly: "Almost my mother passed away one after another, and my nephew only has two relatives left in this world, my uncle and uncle."
Mo Da's whole body seemed to be emptied, he leaned weakly on the back of the chair, closed his eyes, his eyelids trembled slightly, and said in a trembling voice: "Poor child, your uncle is still here and will definitely take good care of you, but I How can it be considered your relatives?"
"Before my mother left, she took my hand and said that uncle and uncle are my relatives, and they should be treated with the same filial piety." Su Yang continued foolishly.
After all, Mo Da is an older person, he has experienced life and death parting, he is not as indulging in pain as young people, and he calmed down quickly.
He opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the Liu residence, heaved a long sigh, and said to himself: "Junior brother, you said that you want her to marry a scholar and live a peaceful life like a husband and a child, so that she doesn't have to get involved in disputes in the rivers and lakes. I also agreed, but I didn't expect that both of us are still alive, but they went first."
Su Yang wiped away his tears and said: "When my mother was around, she often mentioned my uncle to my nephew."
"Tell me?" Mo Da shook his head and sighed, "Why mention me? Your uncle is handsome and rich, so it's fine to mention me. I'm an old man, so I have nothing to mention."
Su Yang didn't mention anything about him, but instead said: "Before my mother left, she said that there are three people in this world that make her worry the most."
As expected, Mo Da was even more curious and said: "When your mother was a girl, she was a carefree and pungent person. She didn't take anything to heart, but who were the three people she couldn't let go of?"
Su Yang pointed to himself and said, "The first one is my nephew, my nephew has been stubborn since he was a child, and he refused to obey discipline..."
"Stubborn and disobedient?" Mo Da suddenly interrupted Su Yang, as if thinking of something from the past, the corner of his mouth turned up with a slight smile, and said lightly: "It's not a big deal, boys are just born with sex."
"Yes, what the master said is true." Su Yang nodded: "Mothers always care about their sons, and even a little thing about a son is a big deal in the eyes of mothers. But my mother said, I am lucky to have a good uncle." , there is a powerful uncle, even if I cause some troubles in the future, the uncle and uncle will never leave me alone."
Mo Da smiled slightly: "You added the second half of the sentence yourself. If your mother really told you that, wouldn't she be encouraging you to cause trouble?"
Su Yang didn't quibble, he laughed and said: "Although I didn't hear her say it directly, the meaning in the words is that you trust my uncle and uncle. My nephew guesses that my mother's original intention should be the same."
"There are two more people?" Mo Da said noncommittally: "Your father counts as one?"
But Su Yang shook his head and said: "Mother said that my father is stable and peaceful, his temper is not impatient, and he is an ordinary scholar, so there is nothing to worry about. The other two people she is most worried about are uncle and uncle you!"
Mo Da was slightly shocked, his face changed a few times, and he reprimanded: "You are talking nonsense, your mother and your uncle are cousins, so it's all right to care about him, and my old man has nothing to do with you. I have been messing around with your uncle for dozens of years Years, and no one has killed him. I have nothing to worry about!"
Although he was reprimanding, there was no anger in his tone, nor was there an angry expression on his face. Instead, his brows were stretched, with a look of relief.
Su Yang heard that he called himself "Old Man" every time he mentioned Liu Zhengfeng's cousin, and he already understood half of it.Liu Zhengfeng was about the same age as his cousin, but Mo Da was nearly 20 years older. Thinking about it, when the three of them secretly had feelings for each other, Mo Da felt inferior because of this, so that he couldn't let go of his pursuit and agreed to marry his sweetheart to someone else.
Su Yang flattered him first: "My mother often said that my uncle's martial arts are top-notch, and your uncle is even better. You are already a top master, so it's not that you are worried about your two's martial arts."
Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear, especially the words of praise from his sweetheart, are even more rewarding, Mo laughed and shook his head: "When your mother married your father, she was just a little girl, how could she know sophistication?" It’s just a girl’s admiration for her brother’s martial arts, don’t say this again, so as not to make people laugh. But since it’s not about martial arts, why worry about it?”
Su Yang knew that the key to persuading Mo Da had come now. God let him discover such a hidden story, and he must not miss it, so he quickly sorted out his thoughts to ensure that the next words could impress Mo Da to the maximum extent. .
"This... my mother said it's okay, but my nephew said it was a bit disrespectful, so please forgive me." Su Yang saluted first, looking a little nervous.
Mo Dao: "It's okay, you were just relaying the story. Your parents and I are old friends, so there's nothing hard to say."
~~~~~~~~~
Ps:
Should this book be renamed "Wulin Paparazzi"?
In addition, a very touching thing happened yesterday. When I posted chapter 42, I asked for a vote, but within a few minutes, the number of recommendation votes rose a lot. Only then did I understand why some authors clearly earn money. The reason why I still insist on writing without much money.Bow and thank you all!
Transformation reveals true colors: Then I will ask for another ticket, wow ha ha ha!
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