Deathless Sword

"Hey, I didn't expect it to come back here again..."

Shirou Emiya looked up and saw the gate of the Eighth Division, and couldn't help sighing.

Suddenly, with a squeak, the door opened a crack, Yakomaru Lisa's small head was exposed from inside, looked at Shirou Emiya and said,

"Do you want to come in?"

"Is there any wine?" Emiya Shirou asked directly.

Little Lisa pushed her glasses and said without blushing,

"Yes, I know the location where the leader of the Beijing band secretly hides the wine!"

"That's good!" Emiya Shirou, who really couldn't find a place to go, finally joined the eighth team with Yakomaru Lisa.

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"Come on, drink!" Lisa poured Emiya Shirou a glass of wine.

"Do it!" Shirou Emiya did not hesitate to do it to the end.

"Come on, continue!" Lisa poured Emiya Shirou another cup.

"Good! Drink!"

"Excellent, come again!"

"Well, no problem!"

"..."

"..."

"Do you know? I've never met such an annoying person!" The drunk Emiya Shirou started to pull people to complain casually again, "I'm so good to her, and I depend on her for everything It can be said that she is definitely better than her future husband! Oh, no, it is impossible for a person like her to marry, whoever marries her will be unlucky!"

"Really, come on, let's talk after drinking this glass!" Lisa continued to persuade the drink beside her.

"Gulu, Gulu! Of course, there is no such unreasonable person as her. If I take a step back, she will take a step forward, and if I take another step back, she will take a further step! This is simply pushing an inch! So, I decided, I can't take a step back. Go down!" Emiya Shirou said.

"Oh? Is this okay?" Lisa asked, and refilled Emiya Shirou's drink again.

"Gulu. No problem? Who knows? If there is no problem, it's great, even if there is a problem, then that's it. In short, I've had enough. It's a big deal, and I won't have any contact with each other forever!" Emiya Shirou said loudly.

Lisa pushed her glasses and said suddenly,

"But I read in the book that it's usually about deep love and deep hatred! It seems that you like her very much?!"

"Like it? Haha!" Emiya Shirou laughed loudly, "Will I like that kind of person?!...... Well, maybe I like it a little bit, but definitely only a little bit! Just a little bit!"

Emiya Shirou stretched out his right index finger, pinched his nails with his thumb and said.Then shook his head,

"No, no, not so much, but a little less!"

At this time, it was changed to the little finger, and when he looked closer, Emiya Shirou shook his head again,

"No, no, it should be less than this, how could there be so many! I like her, at most, this, this little bit. Look clearly, it's just this little bit, a little bit, and a little bit smaller!"

Emiya Shirou stretched out his thumb and forefinger, forming a gap between the two fingers, and kept reducing the distance, but because he was drunk, his mind was not clear, and his body control was not clear, so it was always impossible to guarantee such a small distance.Emiya Shiro kept reconfirming, as if he was getting stronger!

(Thumb, index finger, little finger, what gesture is this?! Hehe)

"Okay, okay, I understand, you only like her so much! Come and drink!" Little Lisa quickly tried to persuade her.

"No, no, you absolutely don't know. It's not as small as you think, it's smaller than that!" Emiya Shiro insisted, "Let me make a gesture for you. Probably, probably, probably... ..."

Boom!

Emiya Shirou fell headlong on the table, and finally passed out drunk.

"Weimiya?" Little Lisa pushed Wei Gong's body.

"Shirou Emiya?" Little Lisa pushed hard again.

"Are you finally drunk?!" Lisa's glasses flashed, she walked over to grab Emiya, and then threw it directly at Tammy who had been prepared.

bump!

Emiya Shirou's body hit the wall hard, and then fell to the ground.Yakomaru Lisa pushed her glasses, "It seems that I really can't wake up!"

If Emiya Shirou knew that he was abused like this when he was drunk, well, compared to Yoruichi, he would still choose Yakomaru Lisa's place. . . . . .

Little Lisa stepped forward, roughly ripped off Emiya Shirou's clothes, then opened the book, found the previous bookmark,

"Well, I saw this last time! The next thing should be..."

. . . . . .The nn word is omitted this time. . . . . .

<Water wine storage is really good. Emiya Shiro exclaimed, "But. . . . . . "

Emiya Shiro couldn't help twisting his neck, rubbing his head and muttering to himself,

"Why do you feel sore all over? Is it the aftereffect of being drunk??"

Then, he swayed and went home.

On the spot, little Lisa pushed her glasses,

"Unfortunately, I didn't have any reaction as mentioned in the book. Is it because I am too small, or because I didn't feel it because I was drunk? Or is my method wrong? Forget it, I'll study it next time! Anyway, it depends on the situation. Chance!"

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This day passed like this, and the next day, Emiya Shirou still didn't go to Sifengyuan's home for class. Of course, Emiya's parents didn't know the real situation, and thought that Emiya Shirou had "asked for sick leave".

If they knew that Emiya Shirou had quarreled with Yeichi, they would probably tie him up to Sifengyuan's house and plead guilty in front of Yeichi.

It's just that although Emiya Shirou didn't go, he still took the initiative to come to Emiya Shirou this night.

But it's different from yesterday's situation, today, Yoruichi didn't come alone, he was accompanied by Aya Kosao, and Kisuke Urahara!

Shirou Emiya recognized Kisuke Urahara's identity at a glance. After all, it is impossible for anyone who has read the original book not to know him. Today Kisuke Urahara is already in shape like Yoruichi, unlike Byakuya Kuchiki who is still Little boy, Shirou Emiya didn't recognize him for a while.Unexpectedly, the first meeting with Kisuke Urahara was like this.

Xiao Sufeng still stood behind Yoichi like a maid, while Urahara Kisuke stood beside him with a dazed look.

Emiya Shirou just glanced at the three of them, and then directly lowered his head, without any intention of saying hello.

Ye Yi took the initiative to greet with a smile,

"Hey, Emiya, let me introduce you, this is Kisuke Urahara, my new friend!"

Ye Yi's current expression is as if she got a tall, handsome and rich boyfriend, and then ran to show off in front of her boyfriend who treated her badly before.But looking at the appearance, it is obvious that Emiya Shirou is more handsome and rich, while Urahara Kisuke is a little bit more like a silk.After all, Kisuke Urahara is a bit too nerdy compared to the aristocratic dress of Emiya Shirou.

It's just that now it's not a boyfriend, Yeyi is like a child, dragging new friends to hurt old friends.

"My name is Kisuke Urahara. It's my first time meeting you. Nice to meet you." The future store manager smiled and extended his hand to Emiya Shiro.

However, Emiya Shirou remained motionless on the spot, ignoring him at all.

Urahara Kisuke suddenly laughed awkwardly, and touched the back of his head with his other hand: Hehe, I seem to be involved in a terrible entanglement. . . . .

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