Elf holy swordsman

Chapter 122 Are you not afraid of infection after using the aunt's towel from 12 years ago? !

"The Chapter of the Guardian?" Lin Ling was stunned for a moment, with a confused expression on his delicate face, "What is that? The latest sex props? And can you speak coherently, it sounds like this It makes me feel that my ear signal is not good and I need to change to a mobile one."

"The incoherence...is because...the distance between us is...absolutely...too...far away..." The voice of the suspected evil god is still the same, as if the phone with extremely poor signal has not changed, "Except... ...unless...I can...break the...seal...otherwise...it can only...be...as it is now..."

Lin Ling had already found a chair, sat down and began to pick his ears: "Okay, I will forcefully bring my own filter to filter what you said. The filter is starting, 10%... 20%... 50%... 90% %...100%, loading complete..."

"Actually, the Chapter of the Guardian was made by twelve pretty good little guys after what you call the ancient times..." The voice continued.

Shuangyue was stunned: "Emma! So you can still listen with a built-in filter?! How did you do it?!"

Lin Ling raised his chin: "It's not that simple. It's like when most people sit in a carriage and feel that the carriage is vibrating violently, as long as their body vibrates along with the carriage, they won't feel the vibration. Since he speaks intermittently, I just need to listen intermittently Okay~"

Shuangyue was even more dumbfounded: "So this is also possible?! How did it do it?! And the way of shock absorption is not the way normal people would use!"

"If you can't do it, it doesn't mean your master can't do it." Lin Ling pouted and sneered, "And even if that method can't avoid shocks, it can still prevent pregnancy. If it shakes, it will cause a miscarriage. It's all natural and pollution-free, dear. ~"

Frost Moon: "..."

"The way you speak reminds me of a person." Comrade Cthulhu was silent for a while, and continued, "But I have been sealed for too long, so that I have completely forgotten many things. Now I only remember that person who is very annoying. Feel……"

Lin Ling's eyes lit up when he heard this: "So there was such a man of lofty ideals in ancient times?! If he is still alive, I will beat him three times!"

"Master... your words are flawed in various places..." Shuangyue sighed, and decided not to bother with her master about which great god created 'logic', "Speaking of which, even in ancient times There are people like that. Are they just mentally ill like the master?"

"Are you discriminating against mental illness?!" Lin Ling raised his eyebrows.

"No. Nope."

"Tsk, yes for a while, no for a while, what a mental illness."

Shuangyue: "..." You are the least qualified to say this!

Fortunately, Lin Ling turned his attention back to the evil god again.Didn't get too tangled up in this place.Shuangyue breathed a sigh of relief.

"As for the Chapter of the Guardian..." The voice of the evil god paused for a long time.Then he continued, "That thing is in your hand."

on hand? !

Lin Ling raised his hand and looked it over carefully.

It can be said that my own hands accounted for at least half of the golden finger skills in my body, and they were far fairer and smoother than ordinary men's hands.But it is wider and more conspicuous than the palm skeleton of women.

Then he fixed his gaze on the ring on his finger.

"You mean this elf emblem?! Since when did this thing have such an amazing function? Could it be an automatic upgrade in the online background?!"

Probably because he didn't understand what Lin Ling was talking about, the evil god was silent for three seconds before continuing to answer: "Yes, that's it. After I was sealed for many years, more than 120 million years to be specific Afterwards, twelve pretty good young men made this ring, I don't know the specific function, but it is connected with the Xingyue Continent's leylines, so some of the driving methods are interlinked."

120 years? !

Even Lin Ling couldn't help gasping for these things, pinching Shuangyue beside her with one hand and screaming in pain, it seems that these days are too long? !

It has only been tens of thousands of years since the end of the ancient era, 120 million years. Is there such a long time in the entire ancient era? !

Although Shuangyue was extremely heartbroken by Lin Ling, many broken memories flashed through her mind, and she fell into shock for a while.

For her, many memories of the past are not remembered.However, due to the gradual increase in exchanges with Lin Ling's bodily fluids, her memory is gradually recovering with her cultivation. There seems to be a vague feeling that the entire ancient era does not seem to be as long as 120 million years.

Then, the suspected evil god in front of me came from the ancient times that there is almost no evidence to prove it except for myths and legends... !

Shuangyue couldn't remember this point, Lin Ling couldn't explain it clearly, Dialuka couldn't figure it out, and Joshina never thought about it...so there is no answer for everyone for the time being.

Lin Ling thought for a while and tilted his head and asked: "Give me some practical ways to use it?! For example, super solidified magic that kills the supreme rank with one blow?! Another example is a powerful empowerment that directly improves the cultivation base to the star rank and the like. ?!"

"There is no such way of using it, so stop talking nonsense." Comrade Xie Shen's train of thought seemed to become a lot clearer under the pressure of Lin Ling, "It's not good to daydream. This ring itself is only a key, but if you If you find something that can be opened... the existence that can connect to the source of the entire earth vein must not be a simple existence-this point, even in my era."

"You've been talking for a long time to tell me that this thing is not just an elf envoy's emblem, but you still haven't told me anything, aren't you cheating? Believe it or not, I'm now taking advantage of you , report your matter to the big powers of the Xingyue Temple Elf House, I believe they will be interested in a living ancient evil god. Maybe there will be a little chance after the autopsy is over?"

Lin Ling snorted coldly and was unmoved.

Although what the other party said seems to make sense.Let myself know that the ring in my hand that has been in soy sauce since the first appearance is not just one ring, but it is definitely not two rings.

No matter how good something is, there must be a way to use it, just like adventurers who pursue benefits will still be able to save their lives-but now this thing has no name except that it sounds more crazy and tyrannical. Any changes, neither strengthening +13, nor smelting + dual attributes, all in all, it is still useless in essence.

This time, the voice of the evil god spoke without being silent for a long time: "Although I don't know the specific method of use, I can teach you a way to burn life energy to activate it for a while. The main effect should be to add a Strong defense."

Burning vitality?Also known as explosive seeds, this thing is still very skillful.For Lin Ling, it's no big deal to burst seeds at special times.But if the explosion is not good.Then there must be no good ending—life energy, a thing related to lifespan, can be burned if it can be burned? !

"Well, then tell me, how many years of lifespan will it take to defend against star-level attacks?"

Comrade Cthulhu replied: "A blow can be blocked in about 50 years."

"Damn, are you kidding me?!"

You must know that the cultivation base is before reaching the star rank.Cultivation can only be regarded as slightly prolonging life.A 150-year-old lifespan at the peak of the ninth level is considered a long life-after all, the real transformation in the body is the beginning of the astral level.Although it was said before that the body will also increase with the enhancement of the cultivation base, but in essence it is still a mortal body.

Now he is 15 years and three months old. Even if he is young and strong, he can live for 150 years.This thing can only burn three times, and after the third burning, it will really burn yourself to the end, even if you lose your life, what a joke...

"Are you sure you're not making an international joke with me?! What's the use of this kind of funny thing that has been burning for 50 years, why not feed it to the dog! Hmm...?"

This time there was no one... oh, no paparazzi complained, Lin Ling suddenly looked around.

"No, where did Silly Na and the paparazzi go?!"

The voice of the evil god slowly echoed: "That human girl has a strong star power, which has a great impact on my state, so I didn't send her in together. As for the soul body of the hell three-headed dog, there is no However, it swallowed part of my strength before, so I just don’t have enough strength to escape from the seal, and even if it comes, I can’t get it back, so it’s okay if I don’t like it?”

"Oh, that's not a problem, I'm actually very upset about that paparazzi." Lin Ling nodded, "Then let's go back to the topic just now, can you explain it to me, the weak who only have a lifespan of 150 years? What is the use of this thing? Do you have to wait until you are promoted to the star rank? At that time, my own defense will be able to carry the star rank, what a joke!"

"No, your life source level is sufficient, and your current lifespan is about 500 years."

Lin Ling didn't speak for three seconds, and then he said again: "Are you fucking kidding me again?!"

"I don't have time to tease you." The evil god shook his head (although he couldn't see it, but it was probably such an action), "Your life level is different from those people I can find now, and you have reached the level of human cultivation. If I'm not wrong, you should be able to easily leapfrog the challenge?"

"That's right." Lin Ling nodded, "It is indeed possible, but it has something to do with what you said? Believe it or not, I will feed it to the dog again?!"

"That's right, you can leapfrog to challenge other than your own ability to use elves and holy artifacts... Well, you are a man, how can you contract elves?!"

Before Lin Ling rolled his eyes anxiously, Comrade Xie Shen went on self-consciously: "Oh yes, you have the mark that that guy recognized on your body. You have a strange talent. It's not surprising that you can become an elf envoy. Closer to home, you The reason for being able to leapfrog the challenge..."

"Because I'm hanging on the sky?!"

"Even if your hoist is a hundred times bigger, you won't be able to blow up the sky!" The voice replied angrily, "Part of the reason is the ability sharing brought to you by the holy weapon envoy and the elf envoy, as well as your own fighting awareness and technology, but More importantly, there is a difference in the level of life. Your current cultivators are lost because of... I forgot... So the path of cultivation is getting more and more difficult, and it is precisely because of this reason that you have no cultivation base, and your life level cannot Reached, the combat power and life expectancy are even more pitiful. But you are different, your life level has definitely reached the realm of human cultivation, so your current life span is at least 500 years, which is enough for you to burn your vitality gone."

Lin Ling nodded: "That's fine. But before making the transaction, you have to tell me what you need us to do? Don't tell me that you, an evil god who was sealed by the great power of the ancient times, did so out of good intentions to help the world. Yes? Do you dare to say that, believe it or not, I will send you to the dogs?!"

Shuangyue on one side couldn't help covering her face: "Master, you are enough...why do you still feed the dog... It's been three or four days!"

"It's called a classic of good memes that never fails!"

"But this meme is not classic at all!"

"I need...you guys help me get something back." The evil god spoke again.

"what?"

"The suppressed... menstruation posts located under the Holy Spirit Mountain!"

Then there was an eerie silence.

"…………………………………………………………………………………………… In view of the fact that there are too many ellipses in front I won't keep silent." Lin Ling finally decided that it would be better to ask. "What do you want?!"

"Menstruation post."

"Fuck! The Holy Spirit Mountain is just a tm ruin right now, you can just ask me to dig a hole. You fucking asked me to find an aunt's towel from 120 million years ago?! Are you sure you still have moral integrity? ?!"

The evil god's voice was particularly grumpy: "It's definitely too far away, you just missed a few words. It's an invitation to the Mingyue Bible. It's true that your contract elf said you were crazy... It would cost a lot to communicate with you." Twice the mental strength."

He repeated it again, and this time he finally said the complete noun, making Shuangyue heave a sigh of relief for some reason.

"Oh. What does this thing look like? And are you sure that it has not been poached there after 120 million years?"

The hoarse voice of the evil god sighed inexplicably: "I don't know either. But if you get there, if you can see it, you will be able to recognize it instantly. If it is gone...then I can't help it gone."

"What is that thing for? You still want to use the aunt's towel from 120 million years ago...Let's not talk about how you, a man, use the aunt's towel? Could it be the uncle's towel? All in all, be careful after leaving it for so long It was a bacterial virus infection, and then became the first evil god in history to die of multiple complications, then it can really be recorded in history."

"Okay. Get out!" The evil god's voice finally had no patience, and a beam of light shot into Lin Ling's mind, "My current awakening is only temporary, and the seal is only weakened. It is still a long time before I break the seal. For a long time, unless you find invitations to the Mingyue Bible, this period will be long enough to make you die of old age... No, maybe you won't have this chance before that... Let's go... Time is running out..."

After Lin Ling and the others left for a long time, there was a leisurely sigh: "The stars are dim, the emperor star is about to fall, and Ji Jie is coming again... Maybe something will happen in the God Realm again... Huang Gu The era is a natural disaster, the ancient era is an earth change, the ancient era is a disaster...and what will happen next..."

Lin Ling and the others were thrown out in a daze, and it was Monk Zhang Er who couldn't figure it out.

But since Lin Ling couldn't figure it out, he didn't think too much, but waved his hand at the anxious Shana: "Let's go~"

"Hey, where did you go just now! I'm so worried, do you know!" The girl complained dissatisfied.

"Tsk, now you are obviously in good health and living well, but you pretended to be dying to deceive sympathy. Tell me honestly, what is your intention!"

"Hey, that's not what I mean!"

Just when several people were making noise and preparing to leave in front of the soaring magic beam of light, a violent fluctuation of magic power suddenly enveloped the entire Wangdu Sepaang.

This magic power is not as huge and pure as the evil god power that is still gushing out, but it has unparalleled power, far exceeding the ninth level, surpassing the star level, this is... the sanctuary level!

This magic power has the power to shock the mind, making people's soul seem unable to raise any thoughts of resistance under its suppression.

The huge and terrifying magic power of the sanctuary enveloped the entire Sepaon King City, and the people who had just recovered from the turmoil fell into fear again.

Because this magical power is different from the previous evil god's divine power that is evil but has no tendency to attack. It contains a strong killing intent that makes people's hearts tremble. It descends from the sky and shrouds everyone's heart.

At the end of the sky, a figure was getting bigger and bigger in the sky from far to near. It was obvious that the Sanctuary Step was flying towards Sepaon from nowhere.

Lin Ling frowned involuntarily, with a bad premonition in his heart, and was about to run away, when he heard an angry voice coming down from the sky, ringing in everyone's ears, making people feel shocked It seems to have an idea of ​​surrendering to the ear:

"Sword Art Online, came here by the order of the saint, just to kill foreign enemies, idlers, etc., quickly avoid it!!"

Almost at the same time when the voice fell, Lin Ling felt a huge murderous intent locked on him. (To be continued..)

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