Super Wireless
Chapter 79 Funny People
( ) Mozambique's wife enters the room, holding their fourth child.
Seeing Mosambi sitting on the sofa watching TV, his wife muttered in dissatisfaction: "Mosambi, you still have the mind to rest here, why don't you go out to find a job, no money, what will we eat next month?"
Mozambique came back to his senses, stared blankly at his wife for a long while, until he saw the weird expression on his wife's face, suddenly jumped up, pointed at the TV and shouted: "Shiva, you know, I just heard What."
Shiva said indifferently, "Who knows what you heard."
As she said that, she sat down beside her, completely ignoring Mosambi who was in ecstasy.
Mozambique shouted: "Shiva, just now the chairman gave a speech, saying that there is a new technology to be promoted, and I may have to find a job."
"The chairman has spoken?" Shiva came to pay attention, and Shiva still admires Yang Tian very much.
Mosambi nodded vigorously, and said: "Yes, the chairman made a televised speech, saying that all citizens can have the skills to work, Shiva, do you know what this means, it means that I may have to find a job , and can feed you.”
Seeing her husband's excited expression, Shiva still had some doubts in his heart, thought for a while and said, "Mozambique, are you dreaming? How is this possible?"
Everyone has job skills, which sounds a little unreal. Could it be that Zheng Fu intends to vigorously promote education and teach everyone job skills.
But at Mozambi's age, what's the use of studying anymore, and he can't learn.
Mozambique said: "Shiva, if you don't believe it, you can ask others, I think they have also seen the chairman's speech."
Shiva carried the child out of the room in disbelief, intending to ask the neighbors.
After questioning, Khiva discovered that what Mosambi said might be true.
Yang Tianzhen said in a televised speech that a new technology will be promoted, and once successful, all citizens will have the ability to work.
……
Regarding this televised speech, Abyel has cooperated very well with the publicity work.
Mozambique also learned through TV that Kaduli has opened a special department to explain and accept national inquiries about the new technology promotion this time.
The day after Yang Tian delivered his televised speech, Mozambique arrived at Kaduli government office early.
In the east of the administrative area, an office building belonging to the Kaduli Civil Affairs Bureau has opened a reception hall.
Although Mozambique came very early, when we arrived, we found that the hall hundreds of meters away was crowded with people. Many people were still curious about the new technology that allowed Yang Tian to make a televised speech this time.
Mozambique followed the flow of people into the hall. There were eight reception windows in the hall, and the citizens waiting in line for inquiries all lined up outside the hall. Mozambique was not in a hurry to queue, but stood at a corner of the hall, looking at the side of the hall Explanatory animations on the walls and electronic screens.
Mosambi couldn't read, so he could only watch the excitement, but after listening to the discussions of the people around him, he was surprised to know what kind of technology it was.
Through this technology, a person can be given a specialized skill in just one simple process.
For example, you have never been in contact with welding work on construction sites, no problem, through this technology, you can directly obtain complete welding work skills, and you can immediately go to the construction site and become a professional welder.
Of course, according to the introduction, this technology is not perfect, such as some creative work, it cannot be done.
It's like you want to be a programmer, but you didn't know anything before, but you still can't do it directly through this technology. After all, writing programs is a creative job.
For another example, if you want to be a handicraft maker, you can use this technology to become a worker who makes according to special requirements, but it is impossible to become a craftsman. <The ability to work can be obtained through this technology, and the process is just through a magical machine.
Mozambique never thought about becoming a smart person who can make a lot of money by using his brain. He just wants to know a craft and have a technology to support his family. This brand new technology is just right for him.
After waiting in line for more than two hours, it was finally Mozambique's turn.
"I want to ask, how can I use this brand new technology?" Mosambi asked.
The receptionist was a middle-aged man with a good attitude. After being asked for a long time, he patiently explained to Mozambique: "It will take some time for the implementation of the specific plan, and the government will disclose the exact date of implementation at that time. As for the required conditions, there are no special conditions, this is a welfare plan for all citizens, and the purpose is for all citizens to have the ability to work and opportunities."
"First of all, if you are an official Abyei citizen. Second, each citizen can only apply for one opportunity to use it within a certain period of time, and obtain a job qualification recognized by the state, such as electrician and so on. And After applying, if you want to apply again, you need to provide proof of five years of work experience in order to pass the review and get a second chance to use it. So choose carefully.”
"At the same time, every time you apply for use, a certain fee will be charged according to a specific category, such as the industry's salary level. For the specific fee standard, Zheng Fu will hold a public hearing to determine the appropriate fee standard before the plan is implemented."
"That's all for now. I have some leaflets here, which are very detailed. You can take them back and have a look. Okay, do you have any questions?" asked the middle-aged man.
Mosambi thought for a while and asked, "I heard that a kind of machine will be used, will it be dangerous?"
The middle-aged man also seemed to have expected Mozambique to ask such a question, and replied directly: "You can rest assured that the technology has been verified by the Federal Academy of Sciences, and it is safe and reliable. Before the plan is implemented, Zheng Fu will also disclose it to the public. Recruit the first testers to publicly demonstrate the viability of this technology."
Mozambi felt a little relieved, after thinking about it, he didn't know what to ask, and under the urging of the middle-aged man, he didn't intend to ask any more, and left.
As the middle-aged man said, the plan is only in the publicity stage, and it will take some time for it to be implemented.
But if everything is really successful, then Mosambi feels that maybe it can really change his life.
……
"Change the world, change the course of mankind?"
On the third day of Yang Tian's televised speech, which coincided with the weekend, an authoritative scientific magazine, "Nature" from the UK, published a special report in a mocking tone.
"Our editorial department was surprised to receive a video from a reader. At first, we thought it was another naughty reader playing a joke on our editorial department. But when we played the video Sometimes, we were taken aback by the people who appeared in the video. It’s true, our funny editor-in-chief Campbell jumped out of his chair and spilled coffee all over his body.”
"This is not a joke, but a real thing, because all of us were shocked. This video turned out to be Mr. Yang Tian, Chairman of the Federal Republic of Abyei, who made a televised speech to the whole country two days ago. Video."
"Okay, that's the end of the appropriate adjustments. We are more concerned about a plan that Chairman Yang Tian mentioned in this phone speech, and he wants to promote it to the whole country."
"We quoted Chairman Yang Tian's original words. I once said that the emergence of this technology will change the world and the entire human process. Now, you will witness it with me."
"Well, after watching this video, our editorial department has to admit one thing. Chairman Yang Tian is really a funny person."
"Look at how Chairman Yang Tian explained this technology. Through specific technology, let everyone have specific job skills and manual operation capabilities. The goal is to let every citizen have a job."
"I dare say that if President Jonathan heard the news, he would dance in the White House office with excitement, because the unemployment problem in the United States can finally be solved."
"Yes, in our opinion, this is a fantasy. Everyone has the ability to work. Through technical means instead of formal education, let everyone have work skills. What else in the world is more crazy than this things."
"Oh, by the way, Chairman Yang Tian said that this technology has been demonstrated and tested by the Federal Academy of Sciences. I heard that Professor Siegel begged Chairman Yang Tian to join the Federal Academy of Sciences at the reception. If you look at it this way, the Federal Academy of Sciences is really credible."
"Okay, this technology hasn't been launched yet, so let us here wish Chairman Yang Tian success, satisfactorily solve the employment problem of millions of people, change the world, and change the progress of mankind."
This special report is not long in length, and its tone is relaxed and humorous, but the strong irony in the words is self-evident.
Obviously, Nature Magazine is not optimistic about Yang Tian's so-called national work plan, and satirizes Yang Tian's ignorance and arrogance without hesitation. (To be continued.)
Seeing Mosambi sitting on the sofa watching TV, his wife muttered in dissatisfaction: "Mosambi, you still have the mind to rest here, why don't you go out to find a job, no money, what will we eat next month?"
Mozambique came back to his senses, stared blankly at his wife for a long while, until he saw the weird expression on his wife's face, suddenly jumped up, pointed at the TV and shouted: "Shiva, you know, I just heard What."
Shiva said indifferently, "Who knows what you heard."
As she said that, she sat down beside her, completely ignoring Mosambi who was in ecstasy.
Mozambique shouted: "Shiva, just now the chairman gave a speech, saying that there is a new technology to be promoted, and I may have to find a job."
"The chairman has spoken?" Shiva came to pay attention, and Shiva still admires Yang Tian very much.
Mosambi nodded vigorously, and said: "Yes, the chairman made a televised speech, saying that all citizens can have the skills to work, Shiva, do you know what this means, it means that I may have to find a job , and can feed you.”
Seeing her husband's excited expression, Shiva still had some doubts in his heart, thought for a while and said, "Mozambique, are you dreaming? How is this possible?"
Everyone has job skills, which sounds a little unreal. Could it be that Zheng Fu intends to vigorously promote education and teach everyone job skills.
But at Mozambi's age, what's the use of studying anymore, and he can't learn.
Mozambique said: "Shiva, if you don't believe it, you can ask others, I think they have also seen the chairman's speech."
Shiva carried the child out of the room in disbelief, intending to ask the neighbors.
After questioning, Khiva discovered that what Mosambi said might be true.
Yang Tianzhen said in a televised speech that a new technology will be promoted, and once successful, all citizens will have the ability to work.
……
Regarding this televised speech, Abyel has cooperated very well with the publicity work.
Mozambique also learned through TV that Kaduli has opened a special department to explain and accept national inquiries about the new technology promotion this time.
The day after Yang Tian delivered his televised speech, Mozambique arrived at Kaduli government office early.
In the east of the administrative area, an office building belonging to the Kaduli Civil Affairs Bureau has opened a reception hall.
Although Mozambique came very early, when we arrived, we found that the hall hundreds of meters away was crowded with people. Many people were still curious about the new technology that allowed Yang Tian to make a televised speech this time.
Mozambique followed the flow of people into the hall. There were eight reception windows in the hall, and the citizens waiting in line for inquiries all lined up outside the hall. Mozambique was not in a hurry to queue, but stood at a corner of the hall, looking at the side of the hall Explanatory animations on the walls and electronic screens.
Mosambi couldn't read, so he could only watch the excitement, but after listening to the discussions of the people around him, he was surprised to know what kind of technology it was.
Through this technology, a person can be given a specialized skill in just one simple process.
For example, you have never been in contact with welding work on construction sites, no problem, through this technology, you can directly obtain complete welding work skills, and you can immediately go to the construction site and become a professional welder.
Of course, according to the introduction, this technology is not perfect, such as some creative work, it cannot be done.
It's like you want to be a programmer, but you didn't know anything before, but you still can't do it directly through this technology. After all, writing programs is a creative job.
For another example, if you want to be a handicraft maker, you can use this technology to become a worker who makes according to special requirements, but it is impossible to become a craftsman. <The ability to work can be obtained through this technology, and the process is just through a magical machine.
Mozambique never thought about becoming a smart person who can make a lot of money by using his brain. He just wants to know a craft and have a technology to support his family. This brand new technology is just right for him.
After waiting in line for more than two hours, it was finally Mozambique's turn.
"I want to ask, how can I use this brand new technology?" Mosambi asked.
The receptionist was a middle-aged man with a good attitude. After being asked for a long time, he patiently explained to Mozambique: "It will take some time for the implementation of the specific plan, and the government will disclose the exact date of implementation at that time. As for the required conditions, there are no special conditions, this is a welfare plan for all citizens, and the purpose is for all citizens to have the ability to work and opportunities."
"First of all, if you are an official Abyei citizen. Second, each citizen can only apply for one opportunity to use it within a certain period of time, and obtain a job qualification recognized by the state, such as electrician and so on. And After applying, if you want to apply again, you need to provide proof of five years of work experience in order to pass the review and get a second chance to use it. So choose carefully.”
"At the same time, every time you apply for use, a certain fee will be charged according to a specific category, such as the industry's salary level. For the specific fee standard, Zheng Fu will hold a public hearing to determine the appropriate fee standard before the plan is implemented."
"That's all for now. I have some leaflets here, which are very detailed. You can take them back and have a look. Okay, do you have any questions?" asked the middle-aged man.
Mosambi thought for a while and asked, "I heard that a kind of machine will be used, will it be dangerous?"
The middle-aged man also seemed to have expected Mozambique to ask such a question, and replied directly: "You can rest assured that the technology has been verified by the Federal Academy of Sciences, and it is safe and reliable. Before the plan is implemented, Zheng Fu will also disclose it to the public. Recruit the first testers to publicly demonstrate the viability of this technology."
Mozambi felt a little relieved, after thinking about it, he didn't know what to ask, and under the urging of the middle-aged man, he didn't intend to ask any more, and left.
As the middle-aged man said, the plan is only in the publicity stage, and it will take some time for it to be implemented.
But if everything is really successful, then Mosambi feels that maybe it can really change his life.
……
"Change the world, change the course of mankind?"
On the third day of Yang Tian's televised speech, which coincided with the weekend, an authoritative scientific magazine, "Nature" from the UK, published a special report in a mocking tone.
"Our editorial department was surprised to receive a video from a reader. At first, we thought it was another naughty reader playing a joke on our editorial department. But when we played the video Sometimes, we were taken aback by the people who appeared in the video. It’s true, our funny editor-in-chief Campbell jumped out of his chair and spilled coffee all over his body.”
"This is not a joke, but a real thing, because all of us were shocked. This video turned out to be Mr. Yang Tian, Chairman of the Federal Republic of Abyei, who made a televised speech to the whole country two days ago. Video."
"Okay, that's the end of the appropriate adjustments. We are more concerned about a plan that Chairman Yang Tian mentioned in this phone speech, and he wants to promote it to the whole country."
"We quoted Chairman Yang Tian's original words. I once said that the emergence of this technology will change the world and the entire human process. Now, you will witness it with me."
"Well, after watching this video, our editorial department has to admit one thing. Chairman Yang Tian is really a funny person."
"Look at how Chairman Yang Tian explained this technology. Through specific technology, let everyone have specific job skills and manual operation capabilities. The goal is to let every citizen have a job."
"I dare say that if President Jonathan heard the news, he would dance in the White House office with excitement, because the unemployment problem in the United States can finally be solved."
"Yes, in our opinion, this is a fantasy. Everyone has the ability to work. Through technical means instead of formal education, let everyone have work skills. What else in the world is more crazy than this things."
"Oh, by the way, Chairman Yang Tian said that this technology has been demonstrated and tested by the Federal Academy of Sciences. I heard that Professor Siegel begged Chairman Yang Tian to join the Federal Academy of Sciences at the reception. If you look at it this way, the Federal Academy of Sciences is really credible."
"Okay, this technology hasn't been launched yet, so let us here wish Chairman Yang Tian success, satisfactorily solve the employment problem of millions of people, change the world, and change the progress of mankind."
This special report is not long in length, and its tone is relaxed and humorous, but the strong irony in the words is self-evident.
Obviously, Nature Magazine is not optimistic about Yang Tian's so-called national work plan, and satirizes Yang Tian's ignorance and arrogance without hesitation. (To be continued.)
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