king of unspoken rules

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spn Zhansifeng is full of activities, don't you think that you are very attractive.Being slandered by Yue Yuan Sapo, this is her self-confidence?!

After the reporters at the scene heard Tang Shu's answer, the originally quiet scene around them suddenly heated up. Many reporters were whispering that Xiao Tang Shu's last sarcastic rhetorical question was undoubtedly very powerful.Also very convincing.

Of course, these reporters were a little dumbfounded by the metaphors in Tang Shu's words, and they regarded a female star who is now the world's most well-known and also the highest-selling female celebrity as a gift when shopping.This is really unimaginable.Fortunately, these reporters have already adapted to Tang Shu's personality and sharp words.It's just that they are all a little bit for Madonna.

Well, after expressing love and being rejected, since she knows it's embarrassing, then just put this matter aside and ignore it, and she still has to stand up and attack Tang Shu. Doesn't she know that Tang Shu never suffers? Character? !Now it's being satirized again.

Some journalists with bad intentions have already begun to imagine that Madonna would lose her temper after hearing Tang Shu's resignation.Presumably, the female stars who had different purposes but all satirized Madonna before would be quite excited when they heard Tang Shu's remarks. [

Such an answer is too powerful.

Tang Shu's voice was full of anger, and when he was speaking, the reporters around him, the fans in the distance, and even the macho guards all shut up, ready to hear what Tang Shu wanted to say, so his voice It was completely received by the people around them clearly.

"Tang, that's very well said. That old woman is just being sarcastic. You are the best in this world!" No doubt, it was just the cry of Tang Shu's female fans.

"Don't make excuses for yourself if you don't have enough self-confidence. Strong and tough are women's favorite!" Well, let's ignore the words of these brain-dead macho guards, according to their theory.Suspect King Kong and other creatures will become the public enemy of men!

The stingy Tang Shu glanced at the macho guards rather indifferently, and began to wonder if he was being too magnanimous, making these muscular brats more and more rampant.

In the heart of the shameful Tang Shu, he is suspected to be the most outstanding man in the world, and all the commendatory words appear for him. Will such things as shortcomings exist in the flawless Tang Shu? ?Well, the above is purely Tang Shu's shameless self-conjecture.

"As for Madonna talking about my sexual ability?" Thinking about how to punish the gang of brain-damaged macho guards, Tang Shu's face did not change at all, and he turned to answer another reporter, even now there are many people in the entire United States On the issue of concern, it is too simple for the current Tang Shu to use one mind and two tasks.

The scene became quiet again, even much quieter than before. The noise from the distant street reached the front of the set, and it had become inaudible. They all concentrated on Tang Shu's lips.

Tang Shu glanced at the tall reporter who asked the question.The whole guy looked lewd.His eyes were crooked and he didn't even bother to straighten them. Obviously, the guy enjoyed being squeezed by the plump female reporter beside him, especially because the female reporter wanted to hear Tang Shu's answer at close range.Can't help dawdling ahead, the sharp-eyed Tang Shu obviously noticed that the guy with a lecherous face shivered a few times.

Tang Shu felt a chill in his heart, the lascivious guy is really nowhere to be found!

"In fact, many people know that I am not used to revealing my privacy to the world. Not only me, but many celebrities are like this, because everyone has their own life, and there is an existence that they don't want others to know about. .”

Tang Shu's answer made the reporters present wailing in their hearts. Does this answer mean that they will not answer this question? !That's too cruel for reporters like them, right? !

"But I don't think any man can tolerate this kind of slander and contempt, perhaps, this is "Viagra."The reason why the company's stock has been rising? ! "Tang Shu quickly changed the subject. Hope was rekindled in the hearts of many reporters, and he immediately teased the company known all over the world because of the little blue pill, which claims to be the gospel of men.

"To be honest, it's really not easy for me to answer this small question." Tang Shu shrugged and said,

"As much as I'm confident, I'm still a virgin, and unfortunately I only gave my first kiss at the Academy Awards in March this year. After this problem, I've been wondering. Am I already Outdated, is it compared to the American teenagers of the same year. I have some antiques?!"

Hearing Tang Shu's self-mockery.The reporters present couldn't help but smile, and suddenly they felt a little dazed.I have to say that Tang Shu's performance and manners usually make it impossible for people to see that he is still a 14-year-old boy. Thinking about it this way makes people feel a little bad about Madonna.This is also very natural. Many of these reporters are in their 30s, and maybe their children are just as young as Tang Shu.

Think about their own children at this age.To be slandered by someone with poor sexual ability, such a nonsense thing, is really embarrassing.

"Don, you are as pure as the snow in the Alps!" The female fans shouted again, but most of them were girls' pillow seats.

Well, Tang Shu's thick skin still felt a little hot when he heard the so-called pure praise from female fans. [

Well.It is estimated that the faces of Han Long, Angelina Zhu Xin, and Meg Ryan will be thinner and brighter, but the hotness is definitely not because they feel that Tang Shu is lying outrageously. Personal charm, the charm of love, is in the hearts of these women. Everything in Tang Shu is so outstanding.

And in their hearts, even if Tang Shu lied, they would understand that Tang Shu was completely wrong.

"Hey, how does a kid who has never experienced the adult world know what kind of woman is a man's favorite?"This is another taunt from the brainless macho guard.Secretary Tang naturally took these ridicules into his heart, but his performance completely ignored them.

"Actually, I have never understood why Madonna can know about my personal issues that I don't even understand?!" Tang Shu mocked Madonna's slander, "However, I admire Madonna very much because of what she said. In a word, I think it's completely correct. It's just slightly off.

Tang Shu's words aroused the curiosity of all the people present, no, not only the people present, but also the curiosity of the audience who were watching the live broadcast in front of the TV, just now.After learning that Tang Shu was being interviewed, a TV station had already brought a live broadcast truck over and started the live broadcast, which shows how sensational and curious this event is.

"Madonna said. The reason why I rejected her was because I was worried that my sex organ would not be able to play the role of this organ in meeting the needs of women when facing a mature and sexy woman like her. Well, she said this right?.

Hear Tang Shu's question.The current reporter immediately clicked the cross to indicate that what he said was very correct.

"That's good. The deviation in Madonna's words is that she juxtaposed herself with other women. If she said that she was only facing her, then I admit that she was right."Tang Shu casually said words that caused an uproar among the audience at the scene and in front of the TV.

Westerners are used to being straightforward, and the language also has this kind of ethos, so Tang Shu's words seem to be equivalent to admitting that one's sexual ability is not good enough for some people. Of course, this is only a very small part. In fact, more people Now they have adapted to Tang Shu's speaking style, and they also think that Tang Shu's language that requires thinking and understanding is more attractive. "Isn't it strange? I said before that I didn't know my abilities, so why did I say such words. In fact, it's not surprising at all."Tang Shu spread out his hands, and looked at that everyone present was attentively waiting for his next words.This satisfied Tang Shu's vanity.

"Everyone knows. Even if they are all women, there is a big difference between women and women. In my understanding, some women can make men's whole body soft, only one place becomes hard, while some A good woman can make a man's whole body hard, only one place becomes soft."

Tang Shu paused while speaking,

All the people who heard these words were stunned, thinking carefully about the meaning of Tang Shu's classification of women, after a while.Some sensitive and lewd guys understood, the women spoke a little, while the men nodded in agreement.

At this time, someone already understood why Tang Shu said what he said before.

Sure enough, Tang Shu went on to explain, "There is no doubt that in my eyes, Madonna is the second type of woman I mentioned, so even though I have no actual experience, I am sure that I said the above words. If Lian Bo , can’t even get up. Let alone sexual ability!”

have to.Aunt Mai was ruined by Tang Shu again.

Many Americans now express their appreciation for Tang Shu's habit of beating around the bush and ruining people, because of this.Sarcasm is not only sharper, but even if the other party doesn't understand, you can still have a sense of IQ superiority. This feeling of treating the other party as an idiot is more enjoyable than any satire!

"Maybe many people know that working in the film industry is actually full of all kinds of temptations. They just want to make movies. Many people will become angry when they see intimate scenes in movies. It's okay if they are at home, but if they are It would be embarrassing if you were in a movie theater.

And for a director like me, it's even more difficult.Because when watching a movie, the shot is just one shot. Even if you rewatch the movie, there will be time to pause, but shooting is different. Sometimes the shot needs to be shot many times, which cannot but be said to be a visual temptation.

In order to avoid embarrassment, it is a secret to devote myself to work, but there are others, like me, when I encounter such embarrassment, I will imagine the second type of woman, which will make me calm down immediately.

So, maybe.I should also thank Madonna."

Tang Shu said slowly,

Everyone was startled for a moment, and then there was an uproar. Didn't Tang Shu mean that when he encountered such embarrassment, Madonna could calm him down immediately? 0. , Could Madonna not be able to ward off evil spirits, but also act as a calming agent? According to Tang Shu, it seems that the effect is better than cold water? ? ! [

Poor Madonna!Why do you want to seduce Tang Shuna, I don't know this bad guy.Does he not care about the people he doesn't like? !

Bee: The power outage lasted until today, and I almost lost my mind.fine.Barely no breaks.I'm short of [-] words, I'll make it up tomorrow! ! ~!