king of unspoken rules

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spn "Why are you chasing me? There are so many people present, and they are all big stars, so they taste better!" The not-so-tall master of ceremonies retreated to the edge of the stage and asked plaintively at the Tyrannosaurus Rex, causing The people at the venue laughed and cursed again. []

"Why you? I don't know, but do you know why this big guy is so close to me?" The figure on the Tyrannosaurus rex asked seriously,

Everyone looked at the scene in front of them with relish to ease their nervousness. Tang Shu looked at the situation on the stage with a faint smile on his face. Here, um, very creative.

"Why?" The short master of ceremonies asked angrily, puzzled.

"The reason is very simple, because I told it that I very much hope that 'Jurassic Park' will always occupy the first place in the world box office list." Your reason, maybe, is that you want a new movie to come out and knock 'Jurassic Park' off the top!" [

Everyone laughed, and the two emcees sang together, obviously reflecting Tang Shu's words about box office records at the press conference.

"Hey, hey, what I want to say is that I am very supportive of Jurassic Park. I watched it three times in a row, and I was wrongly blamed!" the short emcee shouted hoarsely,

"That's right, it knows, but this time it's just here to participate in the Oscar ceremony of the film industry. It just wanted to say hello to you just now, but it seems that you don't like it very much!" The emcee shrugged and said,

"It turned out to be like this, I thought these tyrannosaurus rex came to Hollywood to hunt..."

Tang Shu looked at the two masters of ceremonies on the stage. Unlike what he remembered, this time the Oscars ceremony invited two masters of ceremonies. Tang Shu knew the two masters of ceremonies in his previous life, and the short one was Billy; , he has hosted several Oscars, while the other is John; Stewart, both masters of ceremonies are well-known hosts, with a humorous and wonderful style, and are very popular.

"Oscar is a grand event for filmmakers in the world. Hundreds of millions of viewers watch the live broadcast every year. Its influence is getting bigger and bigger. It can be seen that even the big guys from the Jurassic Period came to visit this year! But it It would be better if you don't chase me!" Billy wiped off his sweat,

"Well, that's right, this is the charm and influence of movies, and it is also reflected in the influence of many film practitioners. You know, there is even a president among our actors. Uh, to be honest, compared to the president Come to the Oscars, I like the Tyrannosaurus rex better, because the president will always say something out of tune, which makes you feel tired, but those cute big guys make people feel very exciting!"

John interjected,

These two masters of ceremonies have the demeanor of Chinese cross talk actors. Tang Shu watched their performance and muttered in his heart,

"Speaking of the president, uh, John, do you know that we have a big guy in Hollywood?" Bill bumped into John lightly and asked,

"Big man?" John looked at the audience, well, to be precise, he looked at Tang Shu's position.

"No, I'll talk about that later. What I mean is, we have a big man in Hollywood who can influence the president. For him, our new owner of the White House fired the owner of the White House travel office as soon as he took office." Billy shook his head and said ,

The guests at the venue already understood what the two masters of ceremonies were going to say. Well, it was the scandal that broke out just after the new President Clinton took office, the 'Travel Gate' incident.

"Oh, there is such a saying, but there is another version, well, everyone knows that our new president is a strict wife, so the first thing he does when he takes office is to properly arrange his wife's subordinates. This is the tragedy of the owner of the White House Travel Office!" John said sarcastically, spreading his hands,

"Well, the new president is very lucky. I don't know his ability yet, but his character seems a little doubtful. Let's wait and see! I hope there will be no anecdote that two presidents will take office at the same time in the United States this time, especially the two presidents. The president is still husband and wife!"

Billy looked like Nye said,

Noticing that the guests around were all laughing happily, Tang Shu sighed in his heart, anyway, the freedom of speech in western countries is really good, some talk show hosts, and even Oscar hosts mocking some political figures is commonplace .

"Let's get down to business, or the nominees below who can't wait will hate us!" John clapped his hands and said,

The opening remarks of the two masters of ceremonies are not for nothing. In the exciting Oscar ceremony, humor can soothe the nerves of the nominees. [

"Last year was another bumper harvest in the film industry. A large number of classic films appeared. A typical example is the five films nominated for best picture this year. Uh, speaking of which, I would like to interject, John, our Hollywood really A big man appeared, no, or a big man appeared in the entertainment industry, this is not ridicule, this is sincere, although every time I see him makes me feel sorry for myself, but I am very professional Moral," Billy said, poking John.

When he said this, Billy stared at Tang Shu, and the camera cleverly pointed the lens at the smiling Tang Shu,

"Hey, Tang, hello, what do you think of my image, how about letting me star in your new movie?" Billy greeted, and the winking look made the guests burst into laughter again, but obviously, Billy He didn't intend to get Tang Shu's answer, and Tang Shu couldn't help it even if he wanted to, because the guest didn't have a microphone!

"All the viewers who are watching the live broadcast, do you know that Tang earned more than one billion US dollars in one year, more than one billion US dollars! That is definitely a sea of ​​banknotes that can drown me. I want to ask Tang, How does it feel to sleep on a bed made of US dollars, isn't it very comfortable?" Billy joked,

Tang Shu said for a while, this guy is bullying himself because he doesn't have a microphone, so he can't refute him!Tang Shu's teeth itch for a while.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I was too excited, but you should forgive me. Because when I saw Tang, my eyes turned green, and I always felt that he was shining with dollars all over his body. There is no doubt that Tang Shu is the number one in the world today." A diamond queen! It’s a pity that I don’t have a daughter. Audience and guests, if you have a daughter or granddaughter, you should look after this rich son-in-law! He is covered in diamonds all over his body, and he is enough to help others For diamonds, the most important thing is the beauties all over the world and the beauties at the scene, do you want to be famous? Do you want to be rich? Find Tang Shu!"

Billy's exaggerated expression made the guests laugh again,

Being pointed at by the camera, Tang Shu's somewhat helpless expression appeared on the live TV screen, and also appeared on the big screen on the stage. The guests present and the audience in front of the TV laughed endlessly. Very rare, uh, this is the first time!

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