king of unspoken rules

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spn "I really want to work with you, like shooting some 'Aliens on Earth' or 'Tarzan', er, wrong, it should be 'Billy the Bear' and other films, just change clothes, no makeup at all, You can perform, which saves a lot of cost!"

Tang Shu said solemnly,

Billy Bear?Billy looked weird, and everyone laughed again. []

"By the way, Billy, you said earlier that you miss the care of the Child Protection Association, and you are worried about being condemned and sued. Maybe I have a way to satisfy your wishes and relieve your worries. Everyone knows that science, knowledge, Art and so on need to be protected seriously, but in the same way, people who can pass on knowledge should also be protected, isn’t that right?”

Tang Shu quickly said, "So I think the United States of America should set up such a protection association, and Billy, you are fully qualified to be the first protected member. As an honorary professor of several drama schools, the knowledge that Billy can pass on is Quite a few. Well, the name of this protection association is 'Rare Animal Protection Association', which means 'Rare Birds and Strange Animals Protection...', oh, sorry, I made a mistake, it should be the 'Precious Professor' Protection Association." [

Amidst the booing-like laughter, Billy pulled his face bitterly, and he realized that he seemed to have chosen the wrong person to tease.

"With such an association, you can relieve your so-called worries and satisfy your desire to be cared for. Well, I think a level can be set according to your contribution. Billy, you deserve to belong to the first-level protection..."

Uh, it seems that any grading system such as first-level protection corresponds to animals? !Billy licked his lips and swallowed, he couldn't take it anymore, the Oscar Awards Ceremony seemed to have turned into Tang Shu's ridicule show at this time, and he, Billy, was the sad supporting role.

"Hey, Billy, are you thirsty? The organizers can't do a good job in terms of service! Billy jumped up and down, danced, and spit from the beginning, introducing the film and actors to everyone, and soothing the nominees It is quite a hard job to talk about world gossip with everyone when you are nervous!"

Tang Shu seemed concerned and said, "Although Billy can be said to be a superman who wears underwear or no underwear, you should pay attention to the occasion. This is a closed Chinese Grand Theater, not to mention that it is night, and there is no sunlight for Billy It replenishes energy. So the organizer should pay attention to this, and at least add some water to Billy!"

Billy's eyes were darkened, and he thought dejectedly, starting from tomorrow, no, from now on, I'm afraid he will have another nickname, 'Superman in Underpants', what a tragic tragedy!

Seeing Billy's pitiful appearance, Tang Shu curled his lips unsatisfactorily, forget it, it's better not to go too far, Billy is not young, and this occasion is not suitable for wasting too much time.

"Okay, Billy, let's talk about those things in private, it's time to get down to business!" Tang Shu turned his head, looked at the guests in the audience and the cameras, picked up the Oscar statuette,

"Here I would like to sincerely thank the famous writer Stephen King. He wrote a great novel, which led to this great movie. It is also his authorization that gave me the opportunity to get this symbolic The statuette, the highest honor in the film industry. Speaking of which, I have only seen this statuette on TV before, and this is the first time I have actually got it in my hands! It feels pretty good..."

As he said, Tang Shu played with the Oscar statuette in his hand, "But after getting this Oscar statuette, I found two problems!"

Hearing Tang Shu's words, not only the guests present and the audience in front of the TV, but even the members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences also pricked up their ears. Regarding Tang Shu, the members of the academy also felt a headache, but Even they couldn't ignore Tang Shu's words.

"First, we all know that art comes from life and is higher than life. But you see, the sword held in this little golden man's hand is so thin, how could it be possible to cover the vitals of the man's lower body??!! This is simply Contempt for a man's self-esteem!"

Tang Shu pointed to the lower body of the little golden man, and said in a very righteous way. The relevant personnel all looked strange, but many guests and the audience watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

As the highest honor in the film industry, any winner is proud, honored, and excited to receive an Oscar statuette. No one has ever analyzed the Oscar statuette from this perspective. This kind of courage to regard the statuette as an ordinary thing But not everyone has it.

After the laughter below subsided a little, Tang Shu raised his second finger and said solemnly,

"The second problem is very serious. As we all know, the Oscar statuette represents the highest honor in the film industry, but the Oscar statue looks like a naked man. Why is there no female image? This is very serious gender discrimination. Don't women have it? Make a significant contribution to the film? Would the film be as good, so engaging, without women in it?"

Just after Tang Shu finished speaking, there was another burst of laughter, mixed with the screams and echoes of a large number of women, er, they agreed with Tang Shu very much, and the loud applause and screams flooded the entire theater hall.

"Women's rights fighters across America, where are you?" Before Tang Shu finished speaking, the audience was already surrounded by shrill screams unique to women. Has disappeared everywhere.

Looking at Tang Shu's appearance of righteous indignation and pleading, who would know that this guy is a thorough male chauvinist! [

Well, Tang Shu came to Oscar for the first time to receive the Golden Image Award. Two questions made Oscar seem to offend men and women at the same time, except for those who are neither male nor female!

This effect made all the members of the academy dumbfounded. This is not like an awards ceremony that expands the influence of Oscars, but more like a trial meeting where everyone condemns Oscars. Well, you should know that it is not uncommon for men to join in the fun!

The woman's screaming lasted for a long time, and finally stopped slowly under Tang Shu's actions. He just knocked on the microphone, indicating that he still had something to say. The status of books in women's hearts is over!

"The Academy Award is the highest honor in the film industry, so as a filmmaker, I can't tolerate any flaws in this honor. That's why I raised these two questions. It is also my suggestion to the Academy. Give me a thank you gift!" Tang Shu said generously, as if his remarks that might bring big troubles to the academy were for the good of the academy, so that the academy would not have to thank him for it...

In the end, he nodded towards everyone, and specifically nodded towards Billy. Amid long-lasting and enthusiastic applause, Tang Shu stepped off the stage, which was the end of his first award-winning experience!

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