talent predator

Ezreal was awakened by a woman's scream.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and found that he had a splitting headache and felt extremely uncomfortable.That regret in my heart.It's nothing to fight with Wei for some wine, it's like lighting a lantern in the toilet - looking for shit (death)

"What's your name early in the morning, let me sleep for a while."

With a dizzy head, Ezreal didn't want to move at all, and habitually hugged the delicate body beside him.However, Ezreal realized something was wrong when he got the murder weapon. Ahri's touch has always been softer, so why does it feel so sexy now?

Before Ezreal could figure it out, the beauty in his arms gave him a sudden kick.

"Ezreal, wake up!"

The sound was like a thunderbolt, which woke up Ezreal in an instant.

This sound is...

Ezreal moved her stiff neck slowly, and the first thing that caught her eyes was her pink bangs, and then her melon-seeded face without makeup. The high bridge of her nose made her side face look sharp, [

This mature and beautiful face is not Wei, who else?

What's worse, Ezreal discovered that both of them were naked at this time...

Second Olympic?The legendary bloody plot of drunken sex actually happened to me?Oh my god, I actually fucked Caitlin's best friend... What if she went to sue Caitlin?Seeing her murderous look, could it be that she wants to beat me up?No, no, no, Shi can be killed and cannot be humiliated, if she comes hard, I will...

For a moment, several thoughts popped up in Ezreal's mind, and his eyes casually glanced at Wei's chest, and he couldn't move his eyes away.

Oh grass, it's so big, the size is so cute!I didn't expect the color of her hair to be the same as her hair, both pink... Could it be that this pair of top-quality weapons was what I used last night?Damn, why don't I have any impression at all, what a big loss!

Ezreal stared at Vi's chest for a while.Wei also seemed to feel Ezreal's burning gaze, she snatched the quilt with a "Yeah" and gave Ezreal an angry look: "What are you looking at, pervert!"

Ezreal smiled awkwardly: "This...Wei, last night..."

As soon as Ezreal mentioned this matter, Wei couldn't get angry, and she said angrily: "Ezreal! We were all robbed last night!"

Thieves?Ezreal became a little confused when he heard it?Is she secretly calling me a flower picker?

While he was wondering, he heard Wei say again: "I didn't expect that there is such an unpopular job as a clothes thief in this world, who dare to use their brains against the famous law enforcement officer of Picheng. They actually took advantage of us when we were drunk. The clothes were all stolen! Damn it! What should I do now, how can I go back to Caitlin naked."

Ezreal: "..."

"What's wrong? Why are you sweating so much on your head?"

Ezreal wiped the sweat from his forehead: "No...it's okay, I just didn't keep up with my jumping thinking. Wei, may I ask how much is one plus one?"

"Of course it's two, do you think I'm an idiot?"

Ezreal bowed his head in thought. [

It seems that I am thinking too much?She doesn't know anything?

However, this is not how a woman's reaction to sex after drinking is supposed to be.

Under the influence of alcohol, it will cause a state of central nervous system excitement or depression. Every adult will lose the ability to think independently and become a low-intelligence creature that relies on instinctive actions.Due to differences in blood type, zodiac sign and degree of sex education, women's reactions to drunken sex are also varied.

Loli type:

"Yeah! Brother. What did you do to me last night??? Beast!"

Goddess type:

"Well, we all drank too much last night..."

Charming type:

"Hehe, what a wonderful night, I really want to do it again."

Queen type:

"The service was very good last night. You take this money and make up for it."

Female man type:

"Don't worry, I will take care of you."

Wei type:

"Who stole our clothes?"

Ezreal felt that Vi didn't fit into any of the above categories.So she is classified into other types:

"Who stole my clothes!"

Ezreal turned around secretly, and found that his and Vi's clothes were under the bed next to him.The corners of his eyes twitched.He quietly stretched out one foot, and kicked the clothes of the two people under the bed to the bottom of the bed, Ezreal hesitated: "Wei, don't you really know what happened last night?"

"What happened?" Wei wrapped herself in the quilt, looking at him with wide-open eyes full of doubts.

Did she really not know, or was she just pretending to be crazy to cover up her embarrassment?

Ezreal was a little uncertain, so he decided to test Wei's physiological knowledge and education.

Ezreal thought for a while and asked, "Wei, how did you say that after a man and a woman got married, how did they give birth to a baby?"

Wei Bai glanced at him: "Why are you asking this politely?"

"Don't be wordy, answer me quickly."

"Cut." Wei snorted: "When you are in a good relationship, you will naturally have a baby. You don't even understand this bit of common sense. Don't be ashamed of yourself."

The corners of Ezreal's eyes twitched: "Who told you that?"

"Aunt Eve said so."

Ezreal covered her eyes with her palms, she didn't expect that Aunt Eve would be so mad, and use this kind of trick to coax Wei to coax children.It seems Wei really doesn't know anything.If it were a normal woman lying naked on another man's bed after a hangover, ghosts would understand what happened.Only this Wei didn't understand anything, and thought it was a clothes thief, how weird it was.

Seeing Ezreal's strange expression, Wei couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with you, Ezreal, look at your depressed face, did you lose something valuable?"

Ezreal was stunned for a moment, but Wei's words reminded him, if that's the case, let's do it, since Wei doesn't understand anything, then let her do it.Ezreal didn't know how to explain this matter to her, so let's talk about it later.

So, Ezreal put on a look of heartache: "Yes, my wealth savings card is in my pocket, and now it was stolen together, hey."

"Ah?" Wei was anxious when she heard this: "How much money is in it? Let's go to Caitlin and ask her to help us solve this case."

Isn't this just shooting yourself in the foot with a rock?If Wei went to tell Caitlin, Caitlin would definitely know what happened. He didn't think that a lady from a noble family would be as blank as Wei in this regard, so he hurriedly stopped her.

"Don't, don't, there is not much money in the wealth savings card, so throw it away, and don't tell Caitlin about it."

"Why?" Vi asked.

"Don't you think it's embarrassing?" Ezreal continued to fool her: "You are a famous law enforcement officer in Pittover. The law enforcement officer in Pittover was stolen by thieves. Are you ashamed to hang out in Pittover? I'm afraid, when you go to the tavern to drink, there must be someone pointing at your back, and it will have a bad influence on you."

"That's right." Ezreal said something serious, Wei also felt that it was not good to spread the matter, since Ezreal didn't want to pursue it, let's let it go.

"Hee hee, it's a good thing I don't have anything valuable in my clothes, otherwise I'd be in a big loss."

Wei looked at Ezreal with a grin, but that gloating look was not annoying at all in Ezreal's eyes.Ezreal thought to himself: You are really at a loss, but you don't know it...

In the end, Ezreal wrapped himself in a blanket and called the waiter, who asked the waiter to buy two pieces of clothes for them.After getting Vi to get dressed, Ezreal sent Vi out of the hotel.But Ezreal didn't go back immediately, he took off the newly bought clothes, dragged out the clothes he hid under the bed, and then slowly returned to his hotel after putting them on.

As for Wei, she walked on the street staggeringly, muttering while walking.

"It's strange... I didn't feel this way when I drank Luo Lanhua last time. Why did my breasts turn red after drinking Luo Lanhua this time, and my bottom was also swollen... It feels so uncomfortable. Is this a side effect of Luo Lanhua? "

There was a burning sensation between the swinging legs, and Wei Nai sighed: "This Luo Lanhua is good for everything, but it hurts after drinking it... hey."