talent predator

Chapter 60: Please call me Captain Teemo!

(Sorry, there are too many things tonight... I only rushed out a chapter update now, sorry everyone!)

Timo swallowed his saliva, looked at the shining blade in the sun, and said timidly, "Who... are you? Why did you tie me up?"

As soon as Timo finished speaking, Ezreal pushed him violently.Since Teemo was hung under the big tree, this push made Teemo's small body swing like a pendulum, just like swinging on a swing.Only in this way can Teemo be prevented from entering the invisible state due to being stationary.

"Your talent is really good." Ezreal patted Teemo's head and said enviously.

"Don't...don't shake, I'm dizzy!"

Teemo kept shaking his short legs, trying to stop his swaying body, but his needless struggle only made his body sway even more, which saved Ezreal some strength.

"Don't make noise, don't make noise."

Boss Dai raised the sharp crescent moon blade in his hand, patted Timo's furry face with the blade, and said with a sneer, "Ugly words come first, and swords have no eyes. It's white knives in and red knives out, no wonder I."

Although Diana was a woman, Timo felt sad in her rogue-like tone, and said weakly, "You...what do you guys want? I don't have gold coins or energy crystals on me."

"Gold coins? Crystals?" Ezreal's eyes widened when he heard the words, and he gave Timo a chestnut without hesitation.

"Ouch~" Teemo cried out in pain, but heard Ezreal say: "You mean we are robbers? Open your eyes and take a good look, have you ever seen such a handsome, so beautiful , Such a temperamental robber?"

"Then what do you want to do?" Timo looked them up and down, and felt that these two people were not like robbers. He really didn't understand why the other party treated him like this. He didn't remember when he provoked these two guys. .

Ezreal didn't answer him, but smiled and said, "We saw clearly what you did just now."

"What do you want?"

Timo's heart sank. Ezreal's words were a naked threat. After all, he is now considered one of the official members of the alliance. If it is affected, Teemo will also be punished by the alliance, and maybe even lose his original qualifications.

Ezreal winked at Diana, signaling her last black face to let her sing.Diana nodded, held the Crescent Moon Blade on her shoulder, and said angrily: "Little dwarf, your talent is interesting, and I decided to requisition you for a few days."

"Expropriation?" Timo didn't know what Diana meant by expropriation. He guessed that it meant the same thing as employment, so he asked, "Then what kind of compensation can I get?"

"Remuneration?" Ezreal raised his brows, suddenly feeling superior in IQ.

"Can you be more stupid? If we are going to pay you, why tie you up? Please, don't think that bandits have professional ethics like you. We are professional criminals, only looking at performance, not moral. "

Timo's eyes widened. He had never seen such a righteous bandit who forced others: "So it's unpaid labor? I won't do it!"

Hearing this, Ezreal pushed Teemo's body hard again, making him keep shaking.

"Don't do it? One-acre three-point land, do you think that the Kara Swamp is a place where you can come and go whenever you want? Now this area has been contracted by us, and we are the boss here. You are here to stay here. Didn't ask our opinion, eh?"

Diana's brows twitched slightly. What Ezreal said made her realize that she was really weak, and Ezreal was the real professional hooligan.

Seeing Ezreal look at herself again, Diana adjusted her tone and said fiercely: "Okay, shorty, let's not talk nonsense, let me introduce your innate ability in detail, and you will use it in the next few days you……"

Timo looked at the two robbers in front of him and was furious, but when he didn't wait for me, he could only express his unyielding in silence.

"Hey."

Seeing Teemo's uncooperative appearance, Ezreal sighed, moved to Teemo's side, and whispered: "Little dwarf, I advise you to accept your fate obediently, do you know how terrifying that woman is..."

Speaking of this, Ezreal looked back at Diana specifically, and then said wickedly: "When I was in Demacia two days ago, a passer-by accidentally looked at him twice, and she went up and took that The man's hands were chopped off, and the kid can only use his feet to wipe his buttocks when he goes to the toilet. Last time, at Soul Wine, someone verbally teased Diana, but Diana made him never be a man, tsk tsk... …It's scary even thinking about it."

When Timo heard this, he secretly glanced at Diana, and saw that she was looking at him with a sly smile, and Teemo's crotch felt cold for no reason, and he couldn't help shivering.

"So you have to figure out the situation. The person standing in front of you is definitely a professional criminal, definitely not an amateur bandit doing nothing. Cherish your life and listen to Diana obediently. Of course, we will let you go once the requisition time is over, you Everything we did before will be treated as if we didn’t see it.”

Under Ezreal's coercion and lure, Teemo finally let go: "Okay, I will do it."

Timo verbally agreed to Ezreal, but he was careful in his heart, first pretending to agree to them, and then finding a chance to sneak out after he was free.With his basic talent, he can still easily slip away without anyone noticing.Having made up his mind, Teemo calmed down a little.

"Okay, let's explain your innate ability first, oh yes, little dwarf, what's your name."

Teemo raised his furry nose: "Please call me Captain Teemo..."

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"Captain Teemo is on standby."

It was another sunny morning, and Teemo wept farewell to Ezreal and Diana behind the bushes, and staggered to the middle of the road,

Timo, who only ate a small biscuit for breakfast, touched his flat belly. Under the warm sunshine, his bruised nose and swollen face looked very funny.

This is already the third day that Teemo has worked for Ezreal and Diana for free. The two big devils asked him to hide in the middle of the road and continue to capture the passing heroes alive. None caught.

Whenever he returned without success, Diana would just throw him a small biscuit, euphemistically saying that more work gets more, less work gets less.

Timo had never suffered such grievances before, so he planned an escape operation that night. As a result, before he ran out of the camp, Teemo was caught back to the camp by Diana and beaten up.The tragedy of failing to escape for three consecutive days made Timo gradually stop thinking about running away, and began to serve the two uncles with peace of mind.

"Hey, I'm so hungry."

Timo hid in the middle of the road, listening to the constant protests from his stomach, and lamented.Boss Diana Dai said that if he can't catch a hero today, he won't even have biscuits tonight...

Just when Timo lamented his bad luck with a sad face, he saw a figure walking slowly into the woods from a distance, Timo opened his small eyes, and the dark world suddenly brightened.

Generally speaking, ordinary people will never enter the Kara Swamp. The monsters wandering in the Kara Swamp are even feared by heroes, so that person should be a hero without a doubt.

"I have dinner tonight, wow quack quack!"

Timo became emotional immediately, he clenched the blowgun in his hand, and launched an attack as soon as the person approached, and dragged the person who did not apply for entry back to offer it to Boss Dai in exchange for dinner!

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