Leisure little landlord

"Okay, why don't you hurry up? What are you talking about?" Grandma urged.

In fact, Biaozi didn't want to go, he didn't want to go on a blind date yet, what happened?It's all my fault that I just said that I want my grandma to find a partner for me. He was talking about the scene just now for fun. How did it come true so quickly?Who did I offend?

Biaozi is a person who likes freedom. When he was at home, his mother always gave him blind dates, and he often ran to Jiahao's house because of his annoyance. Unexpectedly, he could not escape his fate. When he came to Jiahao's house, his grandma still gave him blind dates.Biaozi is destined not to be blind dated in this life.

"Okay, grandma, I understand. Oh, by the way, grandma, I have something to do later, can I not go on a blind date?" Biaozi said with an idea.

"That can't be done. Nothing is as important as a lifelong event. Hurry up and change your clothes, and dress handsomely." Grandma reminded again.

"Look at what you said. I've never been handsome. I'm handsome, but not so obvious." Biaozi made a figure eight under his chin with his right hand.

There's no other way, who told me that I had to ask my grandma to introduce me just now?

But Biaozi still changed into the clothes he thought were the most handsome. He went to the mirror and looked at himself. He was wearing a white shirt and a black dress on the outside. When he was wearing leather shoes, he could not even get on the crutches.

Biaozi looked at himself in front of the mirror and said, "I'm still very handsome. That's right. It's not my problem that I'm handsome. Well, the soldiers come to cover up the water and the soil. I'll go, and maybe kill a dark horse."

Jiahao walked into the yard, and grandma watched Jiahao change his clothes, he looked very polite and graceful.

Grandma looked at Jiahao and said, "Hey, Biaozi is still handsome. It's different after changing clothes. This man relies on his clothes and horses on his saddle. This is true. You wait here first, and I will go first Get some good tea."

Grandma looked at Biaozi and left with a smile.

"Grandma, you... it's not that troublesome, you don't need to be so troublesome." Biaozi watched his grandma leave with a smile, and he shouted loudly.

"Biaozi, hurry up and wait at the door, this fat girl is here. Hurry up, go and meet her." At this time, the third aunt came running out of breath and said.

"Third Aunt, slow down, I understand, I feel that it's okay for me to wait here. I still don't want to go." Biaozi really didn't want to meet some fat girl, as soon as he heard this name, it was nothing High-end atmosphere.

"It's fine if you really don't want to go. Then you go to the house and pour tea. You can drink it right away when he comes." The third aunt looked at Biaozi and said.

"Okay, I'll go pour tea." Biaozi said reluctantly.

"Let me tell you, Biaozi, this fat girl is still very beautiful. Her skin is as white as a child's book. She has a standard oval face, and the delicate skin can be squeezed out. You have to hurry up." Time. She usually lives in the city, and now she is here to play. Her grandma’s house belongs to our village, but she usually lives in the city. You have to grasp it.” Third Aunt Said eloquently.

Hearing what the third aunt said, he felt that this girl would be fine later, she was still good, so wait, anyway, he has been on blind dates so many times, and he doesn't care if this time is?Wouldn't it be great if I really met a fairy?He didn't believe it anymore, both Jiahao and Wang Tao could grow up so well, why couldn't he?He really didn't believe it.

Jiahao walked into the room, at this time grandma took the tea leaves picked by herself, handed it to Biaozi and said, "Biaozi, you must hold on to it, that fat girl is pretty good, hold on to it."

Both the grandma and the third aunt said that the fat girl looks good, but she has gained a little weight. Where is this girl so fat?It is absolutely impossible to be as fat as myself, don't you think Concubine Yang is very fat?But she is a first-class beauty, and he believes that the same beauty as Concubine Yang will come later.

While pouring tea, Biaozi waited for a miracle to happen.

Ten minutes later...

"Biaozi, hurry up, the fat girl is here, the fat girl is here." The third aunt shouted.

"Really? I know." Biaozi said.

Biaozi’s heart was in a state of agitation. He heard from his third aunt and grandma that the girl was still very beautiful, so it’s good to be beautiful. In fact, he is not a person who cares too much about appearance. The key is to be able to take it out, which is better than a dinosaur Just be nice.

"Grandma, where is the person you mentioned?" It was Grandma Zhao from the village who said this, that is, Fat Girl's grandma.

"Grandma Zhao, you are here, please come to the room, Biaozi is preparing tea for you in the room." Grandma said with a smile.

"That's good, our fat girl will be here soon, let me take a look first." Grandma Zhao said.

Grandma Zhao went straight into the room, saw Biaozi, and said with a smile, "Grandma Jiahao, is this?"

"Grandma Fat Girl, yes, this is Jiahao, very nice?" Grandma said with a smile.

"Hello, Grandma Zhao!" Biaozi said with a smile and brought tea to Grandma Zhao.

"Hello, is this Biaozi? You are not bad looking. I heard that your family runs a restaurant. How is the business?" Grandma Zhao said looking at Biaozi.

"It's okay, anyway, enough food and clothing." Biaozi looked at Grandma Zhao and said.

Biaozi really didn't expect that Grandma Zhao would boast that she looks good, which is really good. Although she is a little fatter and her eyes are a little smaller, other things are still good.

"Fat girl is her grandma, why hasn't Fat girl come yet?".Grandma tilted her head to look outside the door and said.

"Our fat girl said let me help her check it first, she is still at home dressing up, and said she will come soon." Grandma Zhao said.

"Oh, it's okay, let's wait." Grandma said with a smile.

After a while, I saw a person running in, rushed into the room, and said loudly, "I'm late, sorry, I'm putting on makeup."

"Fat girl, why are you here now? Sit down quickly." Grandma said with a smile.

Biaozi looked at the girl in front of him, his mouth opened wide, and he stared at his small eyes, his expression was extremely disturbed.

I saw the fat girl standing there in a dark green sportswear, almost like a mailbox.Those eyes squinted into a line with the awesomeness, and the thighs and calves are as thick.The upper body is as thick as the lower body, making it really hard to tell which is the waist.The flesh on the neck is covered layer by layer, like waves.The fat belly is like a baby who is about to give birth. If it falls into the water, it will definitely not sink.

Biaozi stared at the fat girl in front of him, her person and her name really matched, this is not two hundred catties, but also two hundred and five catties, and also 220 catties, how fat is she, and she is skinny in front of her .

"Hello, are you the one I went on a blind date with?" Fat girl said with a smile, reaching out to shake hands with Biaozi.

Biaozi looked at the fat man in front of him, he felt sorry for the word fat because he was really thin.Biaozi thought to himself: "Can I say I am not? I really don't want myself to be."

"Hello, I am, my name is Ma Wenbiao." Biaozi also reached out to shake hands with Fat Girl.

"Hi, my name is Wang Miaomiao, nice to meet you." Fat girl said with a smile.

"My god, you shouldn't be called Wang Miaomiao, you should be called Wang Slimiao, you look really slim looking at your fat body." Biaozi thought to himself.

"Come on, fat girl, hurry up." Grandma looked at fat girl and said.

The third aunt looked at the fat girl and looked at Biaozi with a smile. She felt that these two people were still playing games, so she called Grandma Zhao to another room. She wanted to make room for these two people, give them a A place to be alone.

"It's okay, you are here, it's good that you are here." Seeing that the third aunt was going to send everyone away, Biaozi said quickly.

Biaozi looked at the fat girl and looked at his squinting eyes. He was still very scared. This girl is really open. She looked at him with such eyes when they met for the first time. He just looked at him with hairy eyes. He felt It is better to have more people.

"Okay, grandma, go and do things with grandma Jiahao, and I'll just talk to Wen Biao." Fat girl looked at Biaozi and said with a smile.

"What? Wen Biao? Did you make a mistake? We've only known each other for 2 minutes, and we're not that close?" Biaozi shouted in his heart.

Grandma Jiahao took Grandma Zhao out, leaving only Biaozi and Fat Girl after the holiday.

Biaozi looked at Fat Girl looking at him lewdly all the time, he really wanted to go out, but it would be too impolite to go out now.But it's not good to just let others look at him, he still needs to find something to talk to.

"Hello Wang Miaomiao, what kind of boy is your ideal?" Biaozi really didn't know what to talk about, or just say something casually.

"I like fatter ones like me, which are more suitable for me, and I like the ones that are not too handsome, and the ones that are too handsome are unreliable, and I don't like the thin ones, which don't feel good to the touch. Boy character Be humorous, be funny, and be filial." Fat girl said while looking at Biaozi with a smile.

Biaozi asked this question on purpose. He mainly wanted to see what the fat girl liked, so that he could sing the opposite of the fat girl.Then the fat girl can't bear it and will leave.

"Oh, that's right. I like thin, beautiful, gentle, and filial." Biaozi said with a smile.

Biaozi really couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't want to stay any longer, he felt that he should leave, this kind of blind date is really uncomfortable.

"You don't understand this. Thin ones feel like skeletons. What's so good about it? It's better for fat people like us. It feels good to the touch. There are a few thin ones that are plump here. Look at me. Yes." The fat girl said, shaking her chest.

"My god, God, who did I offend? Can't I apologize to you? You spared me? This girl is too bad. She actually shook her chest with someone I just met. The courage of the son is great, but in front of this fat man, my courage is pale." Biaozi said, staring at the fat girl. (To be continued..)