Leisure little landlord

Biaozi was staying on the bed when the cell phone beside him rang, "Brother, there is a call, shall we answer it?"

Biaozi took a look at the mobile phone, and the caller ID was from his mother. He quickly pressed the answer button, and before he could speak, the other side of the phone said: "Biaozi, why haven't you called back for so long? What on earth are you calling?" What are you doing? Your aunt introduced me to a girl from their village today, and I saw it too, she is very beautiful, when you come back, can you meet me?"

When Biaozi heard that his mother called and introduced his girlfriend, he was going crazy, and he said to the mobile phone: "Mom, I understand, the ones you introduced to me are not reliable, not others I don’t like me, that is, I don’t like others, can you introduce me to someone who is more reliable?”

"You brat, what does it mean to be reliable? Don't you all talk about it yourself? Isn't it good that you get along for a long time? Isn't the one your third aunt introduced to you last time okay? But you just pick When can you find me a decent one? When can I have a grandson?" Biaozi's mother said.

"My good mother, I'm also in a hurry, but it's really not something to worry about. Those people you introduced to me are almost two hundred catties fat. Mom, you know that's a girl. , if I want to hug her, it will be very difficult. There is also a short one who is less than 1.5 meters, who will squat down for a kiss. Forget it, she is 12 years older than me. I really accept it. Not so much older than me." Biaozi said aggrievedly to the phone.

"You kid is picky, you don't look at yourself, you look at yourself, you are also very fat, you are still afraid of fat, what's wrong with fat? As long as you are not stupid or stupid. Rainy day Knowing how to hide from the rain, drying the quilt and knowing whether to take it home? There is also the shorter one, what’s wrong with that one? It’s not their fault for being short. Also, there is the one who is bigger than you, no Is it just 12 years older? So what? I know how much I love you, as long as I can give birth to grandchildren, I don’t care.” Biaozi’s mother said a lot like a cannonball.

"My god, I really have nothing to say to you. I'm busy outside now, so I'd better hang up the phone." Biaozi shook his head and said helplessly.

"What are you hanging on? Listen to me. Your grandfather will celebrate his [-]th birthday next month, and he told me that you must bring your girlfriend home, otherwise, you boy will never go home." Biaozi mother yelled.

"Why are you all forcing me? You are forcing a marriage. It's a forced marriage! Where can I find it? It's not a cabbage seller. The vegetable market is everywhere. But you can't buy it." Biaozi said helplessly.

"I'm in charge of you. You can figure it out. I don't care. Even if you buy it for me, you have to buy one for me." Biaozi's mother said with an ultimatum.

Biaozi hung up the phone. He pouted and said to himself: "What's wrong with me? Where can I find a girlfriend to go home? Do I really want to buy a girlfriend online? If Taobao It’s good to have someone who sells girlfriends online.”

At this time, his cell phone rang again, and he picked up the phone and pressed the answer button.He said to the mobile phone: "Why? I know, I know, I just want to buy a girlfriend at that time, can I just pull a girlfriend from the side of the road for you? Are you my real mother? "

"What are you talking about? Why buy a girlfriend? Why can't I understand?" It was Fat Girl who said this.She originally wanted to ask Biaozi where she was, and she wanted to come to Biaozi.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were my mother, but it was you, whose number is this?" Biaozi said to the phone.

"You have the nerve to say that this is a new number I bought. I couldn't get through to that number, so I bought a new card number and called you. Sure enough, did you add it to my number? Blacklist?" Fat girl said into the phone.

"Oh, that's the way it is. I see. Maybe I was busy when you called me, but I'm not busy now." Biaozi lied.

"Oh, so that's how it is. I see. What did you mean by buying a girlfriend just now? May I be your girlfriend?" Fat Girl said with a smile.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! No, it's okay, I said it casually, just for fun." Biaozi quickly explained.

"Tell me where you are? I'll go find you now." The fat girl still said.

"We're far away. I'm going to visit relatives now. Don't come. You're tired. Forget it. I'll be back in a few days." Biaozi said reluctantly.

"Oh, are you worried that I will go alone? Do you feel sorry for me? You are so kind, I like it." The fat girl said coquettishly.

"Oh my God, I'm really going crazy. When is this time? Don't make trouble anymore. I'm really going to be overwhelmed." Biaozi thought to himself, but he didn't say it out. Afraid that Fat Girl would be sad, he had planned to tell her in person, but the words were at the end of his mouth, so he still didn't dare to say it, his heart was too soft.

"What are you doing? Look, I bought a lot of food, which ones do you like?" Wen Ya walked in with a lot of snacks.

"You're here, I thought you wouldn't come again." Biaozi looked at Wenya shyly and said.

"Why? You are here to save me, why didn't I dare to come?" Wen Ya stared at Biao Zi and said, her eyes were full of surprise and suspicion.

In fact, what Biaozi wanted to talk about was the embarrassing thing. Both Wenya and the nurse saw his stubborn little brother, the tent that was propped up high, it was really embarrassing. He thought that Wenya would never Now that I'm here, I really didn't expect that Wenya would be so kind to me, I'm so happy.

"Okay, what do you want to eat? Biscuits or fruit?" Wen Ya smiled and looked at Biaozi and said.

How can the current Biaozi be in the mood to eat? He is now one head and two big, what the hell is going on?My grandfather knew that he didn't have a girlfriend, but he forced me to find a girlfriend to go home when he celebrates his birthday. This is not a grocery store, where can I find it?

"What's the matter with you? Is there something on your mind?" Wen Ya saw that Biao Zi had something on his mind and asked.

Biaozi told Wen Ya about the fact that his mother forced him to bring his girlfriend home. After hearing this, Wen Ya laughed and said, "It's really funny. There are also people who force me to bring my girlfriend home. Why don't you bring them?"

Biaozi looked at Wenya smiling like a flower, pouted and said, "Are you still laughing? Are you still my friend? I have become like this, so can't you comfort me?"

Wenya didn't speak, but was still smiling. (To be continued..)