Leisure little landlord

Biaozi here is lying on the bed, playing with his mobile phone. He is playing a game that even children can play, that is, Plants vs. Zombies. He is smiling and hitting the zombies.

At this moment, his cell phone rang. Seeing that it was his mother calling, he quickly pressed the answer button with a smile and said, "Mom, is it right for me? What do you always do?"

Biaozi's mother said angrily: "Fuck you, you're not in shape, so talk nicely."

"Mom, let me tell you something, I have a girlfriend now, are you happy now?" Biaozi said with a smile.

When Biaozi's mother heard Biaozi say that he had a girlfriend, she really couldn't believe it. Is this land real?Not so fast?

Biaozi's mother said to the mobile phone: "Don't lie to me, kid. If you fool me, just wait, I won't let you go."

"My good mother, are you my real mother? Am I your biological child? Why don't you believe me so much?" Biaozi said angrily.

How can there be such a mother here?If you find a girlfriend and still don't believe in your son, how bad is your son?Find a girlfriend and still be so unbelievable?

"Nonsense, you are my child who was conceived in October, and you were fed with shit and piss. Do you think you are my child?" Biaozi's mother said.

"My mother, I didn't grow up eating that, I grew up eating." Biaozi pouted and said coquettishly.

"You brat, be honest with me. I'm talking about business with you now. Have you really found a girlfriend? You didn't find it last time. Why did you find it so quickly now? What did you say? Is it true?" Biaozi's mother asked suspiciously.

"My dear mother. I really have a girlfriend now. Don't believe it. Don't you see who your son is? I am so beautiful, how can I not find a girlfriend? I It's just that you don't like the vulgar fans you found for me, and you don't look at what I'm looking for, there is nothing in the sky, and when the time comes when grandpa celebrates his birthday, you just wait Good news for me." Biaozi said proudly.

It seems that at that moment Biaozi really regarded Wenya as his girlfriend. He didn't expect Wenya to be his girlfriend, but now he is happy that Wenya is his girlfriend.

"Son. Is what you said true? I'm so happy. If you dare to lie to me, I will be very disappointed." Biaozi's mother said with a smile.

She really didn't expect that this son was a picky person in one item, and she didn't expect that this son found his love so quickly, she heard his son say so now.The things that I have been worrying about in my heart are finally let go now, and now I can finally rest assured.I didn't expect this son to be so powerful now.

Biaozi's mother said with a smile: "Son. When will you bring her home, your father and I want to see how it is? It's useless for you to just say it. I still want to see how it is. ah?"

"Mom, what are you in a hurry for? You still can't watch enough? From now on, I will let you see it every day. If you tell me that you are tired of watching it, you can't blame me." Biaozi smiled Said.

Biaozi's mother smiled and said: "Son, don't worry, I will watch it every day in the future, and it will never be enough. I will treat her as well as my own daughter in the future. I will never let her If you are a little wronged, if you bully her in the future, I will never be willing."

"Mom, well, I see, don't worry, I love her too late, why would you bully her? Don't worry." Biaozi said with a smile.

After hanging up the phone, Biaozi lay on the bed, thinking, "It would be great if Wenya was really my girlfriend! Then I will be kind to others and give all my love to them." Yes, but the current Wenya is not my girlfriend, she just said that she is willing to help her and pretend to be her girlfriend, but she did not say that she is her girlfriend."

Biaozi was thinking about it, when his cell phone rang again, he saw that it was Wen Ya calling, he immediately answered the call happily, and said with a smile: "Wen Ya, how are you playing? Are you happy? "

Wen Ya smiled and said to the phone: "I'm so happy, you don't know, that one was really exciting, I was shocked, I was really happy, it would be great if you came, you will be scared crazy .”

"Really? I really want to play, but I can't go now. If I can go, I will definitely play with you. I really want to play with you." " Biaozi said with a smile.

"Really? After you recover, come and play with me. Let's play the most exciting things, such as roller coaster, rocket launch, we will play together, do you dare to play?" Wen Ya smiled asked.

"What do you think? Why don't I dare to play? I am a person who is not afraid of anything. When have I been afraid of anything?" Biaozi said with a smile.

"You can brag about yourself, whether you can play or not is really a question, I don't believe you can play so many exciting things!" Wen Ya smiled and said to the phone.

"When will you be back?" Biaozi said with a smile.

"I don't know, it's none of your business when I come back?" Wen Ya said deliberately.

"Is there anything wrong? I just want to meet you." Biaozi said firmly.

"Just talk nonsense, I won't tell you now, I'm going to start playing other things now." Wen Ya said with a smile.

After hanging up the phone, Biaozi smiled lightly. He didn't expect that Wenya would give him a big call, because the relationship between him and Wenya is just an ordinary friendship. When people are having fun, they usually don't He will call Biaozi, he knows it in his heart.

Biaozi took his mobile phone and secretly looked at the photos he secretly took when Wen Ya didn't pay attention. He set the photo of others as the picture of the incoming call.This elegant and long girl is as beautiful as a fairy, with a fiery body like a devil, a head of big wavy golden curly hair shining brightly, slender thighs wearing a green ultra-short miniskirt, and the two peaks on her chest resemble Like getting out of clothes.Big bright eyes flickering, tall nose, snow-white oval face, people really can't help but want to get closer.

Biaozi thought about it, and fell asleep with a smile. He dreamed of elegance, his hot figure and beautiful appearance. (To be continued..)