Leisure little landlord

() Li Jiahao, Meng Xiyan, and Jiahui came to the room. Jiahui took a deck of cards and said, "Let's stick a note. Whoever loses will put a long note on his chin."

When Meng Xiyan heard that the person who came to post a note, she immediately lowered her head and muttered to herself: "I'm not very good at coming, it must be a disaster."

Li Jiahao has a very good ear, he heard everything Meng Xiyan said, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's stick the sticky notes, that's the most fun one. Jiahui, you go prepare the little sticky notes, and I'll shuffle the cards .”

After hearing Li Jiahao's instructions, Jiahui hurried to prepare a long note, and said as she walked, "Hehe, I won't lose." She laughed as she walked.She hasn't come to Dou Landlord for a long time. Sometimes during the Chinese New Year, you can see the adults in the village come. You can watch it often. She usually doesn't dare to play. It would be a big deal if her mother finds out, because children are You have to study hard, how can you not study well now?

Jiahui is very happy today, anyway, she is in the old house, anyway, she has her brother, so her mother won't say much about her.Now there is a better shield, and that is Meng Xiyan. If she lied and said that Meng Xiyan was coming, that Jiahui's mother would not say anything. After all, Meng Xiyan is a guest at home now, and she looks like It is Meng Xiyan who likes her nephew more, but now Li Jiahao has no official partner. If Meng Xiyan and Li Jiahao develop well, you are also good.At least Meng Xiyan and Li Jiahao are a good match.Not only does Meng Xiyan have a degree, but she is also the mayor's daughter. If she really did, it would be nothing.

Jiahui brought a lot of long notes and put them on the table.Three people sat on the bed.Li Jiahao began to shuffle the cards.Although Li Jiahao doesn't often come to Fight the Landlords, his shuffling skills are pretty good.When I was in school, in the dormitory at night, groups of students would bring poker cards, saying they were going to fight the landlord, and I also practiced card shuffling skills at that time.Since going to work, I haven't touched the cards for a long time, but the skill of shuffling the cards has not yet fallen behind.

Li Jiahao quickly shuffled the cards, and just when he was about to take out his hole cards, he saw his grandfather walk in, and said with a smile: "Okay, I caught you guys for doing nothing good, I'm going to sue, haha, but it's okay if I don't sue." OK, I want to see one too."

When Jiahui heard that her grandfather was also coming to fight the landlord, her deformed face immediately returned to its original shape when she entered the door just now, and said with a smile, "Okay, come quickly, Grandpa, it happens that one of three is missing."

Grandpa is also a playful person. When he is not doing things, he likes to play chess, mahjong, landlords and the slender cards of their time with the grandpas and old nainai in the village.Those little playing cards are black and white, and only they know the pattern, which is not something we can understand at our age anyway.

Grandpa smiled and sat down on the edge of the table, and brought a small box from the room to hold dry ash. Although grandpa is very old, he is still a clean old man. The key is the decoration of Li Jiahao's room. Good, tidy up.Although Li Jiahao is sometimes lazy, he is a clean person.Besides, Meng Xiyan is a guest at home now, can it be unclean?

Li Jiahao took out eight cards, which were for the landlord, and turned over another chapter. Whoever receives this card will be the landlord, and the landlord wants the other three partners to play together.

Meng Xiyan draws cards first, then Li Jiahao draws, Jiahui draws again, and finally grandpa draws, reincarnation after reincarnation.After a while, Li Jiahao caught the landlord card that turned up, and Jiahui shouted: "Brother, you are going to be a landlord, you are dead, see if the three of us don't beat you to death as a landlord."

Li Jiahao smiled and continued to receive the cards. After everyone had received all the cards, Li Jiahao began to take the eight chapter cards he had prepared just now.Putting all the cards in his hands and tidying them up, Li Jiahao couldn't help laughing out loud. No one knew what was wrong. Jiahui stared and said, "Brother, are you scared out of your wits? Do you feel that this card must be If you lose, you will have a showdown."

Li Jiahao stared hard at Jiahui and said: "Are you kidding, I will lose? My card is too good, you are bound to lose." After speaking, he laughed again.

Meng Xiyan pouted and glared at Li Jiahao, her eyes rolled out of her eyes immediately, and she said, "Come on, if you lose, you lose. What's the use of putting on airs?"

"You guys are really making an international joke. My card is too good to say anything. Look, you guys are waiting to lose." Li Jiahao said, looking at everyone.

The cards started to be played. Li Jiahao played a "3", Jiahui quickly played a "5", and grandpa played an "8". The important thing is whether the landlord can win or not is 10% to [-]% up to the goalkeeper.Meng Xiyan looked at Li Jiahao, stared and said, "I'll give '[-]'".

Just after the play, Grandpa and Jia Hui were like deflated balls, and said angrily: "Sister, what card are you playing? How can you let the water go? You want my brother to win? no?"

Meng Xiyan didn't know what was wrong, she felt that what she did was not wrong, why did Jiahui say that.

Grandpa also said: "Xiaoyan, you are the goalkeeper, you have to use a big card to top, you play such a small card, isn't Jiahao going to pass?"

Meng Xiyan heard the same words, and finally realized that the cards she had played were wrong, and quickly said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I won't dare next time."

After a few rounds, Li Jiahao played three 5s and a pair of 3s, but Jiahui couldn't beat her. Grandpa played three 8s and a pair of 3s. It should be Meng Xiyan.Jiahui told me about my mistakes just now, but this time I can't do anything wrong again.Meng Xiyan held the cards in her left hand, took the cards in her right hand and put them down, took the cards again, and put them down again.Playing cards like Meng Xiyan's way, it is estimated that the game will not be finished tomorrow night, Jiahui was really impatient and said: "Sister, come out quickly, what are you talking about?"

When Meng Xiyan heard Jiahui say this, she quickly said, "I give four 2s."

Just after leaving, Jia Hui's grandpa's expression was uglier than Meng Xiyan's mistake just now, Jia Hui stared at Meng Xiyan and said, "Sister, what faction are you from? Are you going to come? How did you hit my grandpa?" Cards? You are the goalkeeper."

Meng Xiyan looked at the cards she played, but she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the cards she played. Just now, she said that the cards she played were too small, but now that the cards she played were too high, she also said her.She herself didn't know how to play her cards.

Anyway, there is no way to get the card back when it is out, and it is out when it is out.

Li Jiahao said with a smile: "Sorry, this card is too big."

Meng Xiyan lowered her head and said nothing, as soon as she heard this, she was mocking herself.

It's time for Meng Xiyan to play his cards. Anyway, he is the goalkeeper now. He made two mistakes just now, and now he can't make any more mistakes. If he makes another mistake, Jiahui will definitely tell him again.

Meng Xiyan looked at the cards, and a pair of 8s came out.Li Jiahao came out with a "one-to-one 10", now Jiahui didn't say anything.Meng Xiyan smiled, it must be her fault, otherwise Jia Hui must have started talking again.

After one reincarnation, Li Jiahao played a "6", Jiahui played a "8", and grandpa played a "j". It should be Meng Xiyan. Now that she has released a "2", Jia Hui smiled and said, "Sister, it's right for you to release like this."

Seeing Jia Hui's expression and hearing Jia Hui's words, Meng Xiyan felt ecstatic. In such a short amount of time, her poker skills have improved very quickly.It's not that I don't know how to play poker, but that I haven't played poker for a long time, and I'm just rusty.

It was time for Meng Xiyan to play again. Meng Xiyan played a pair of "8", Li Jiahao played a pair of "10", Jia Hui played a pair of "K", and grandpa directly played a pair of "2".Soon it was Meng Xiyan. Meng Xiyan saw that his grandfather had played "2", it must be playing cards, and he couldn't stop playing cards, so he quickly took out a "k" bomb, and he was still smiling while doing it. Thought I did well.

Jiahui and grandpa saw it, and they both said at the same time, "Oh! Sad!"

"Did I make a mistake again?" Meng Xiyan asked without knowing where she was wrong.

"Sister, why are you beating my grandfather? You should be beating my brother?" Jia Hui said angrily.

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