Sword tower of another world super god
Chapter 4: Please slap me in the face, don't lie to you
Chapter 4: Please slap me in the face, I don't lie to you Lu Qingyu looked at the chrysanthemum pig with his butt up and drooling in front of him, and immediately wanted to die.
But the system didn't care about Lu Qingyu's mood, it just mechanically displayed the three small skills of the chrysanthemum pig in the form of cards - the first skill, sticky snot, throwing out snot to wrap an enemy unit, reducing his Movement speed, can be superimposed.In Lu Qingyu's mind, he kept blowing his nose and smearing on other people's bodies, and the speed of others was getting slower and slower. Suddenly, goosebumps fell all over the ground, and his forehead dripped. God, this is too disgusting!
The second skill, steel thorn shooting, condenses countless steel thorns on the body, and shoots at the surrounding enemies to cause damage.Lu Qingyu looked at his fairly smooth and fair skin, and then fantasized about his appearance covered with bristles, and suddenly shuddered again.
The third skill, Rigid Back, forms a bristle barrier on the back, greatly reducing the damage from the back, and has a high chance of rebounding the enemy after absorbing a certain amount of damage.Isn't this intentionally letting others poke her ass?Lu Qingyu touched his butt unconsciously, remembering the pain he suffered from hemorrhoids back then.
After looking at the three skills, Lu Qingyu was about to shed tears. These three skills seemed to be more disgusting than the other, and none of them were normal or cool. Isn't this a scam!
In Lu Qingyu's tears, the three skill cards were flipped over, with their backs facing Lu Qingyu, "swipe" a few times, the cards quickly switched positions several times, and then quietly floated in front of Lu Qingyu.
Trembling, Lu Qingyu stretched out his right hand, and tapped lightly on one of the cards.
The card slowly turned around, and the four big characters "hard back" were clearly in sight!
"Ah! Ah! You really want me to be a chrysanthemum pig! Don't!" Amidst Lu Qingyu's miserable howls, the void around him suddenly collapsed. when together...
boom!
Lu Qingyu's eyes opened suddenly, and he stared blankly ahead. A group of fourteen or fifteen-year-old teenagers were surrounding him, walking slowly towards him, while the screams of Jia Ren and Pain still echoed in his ears.
Shaking his head, Lu Qingyu suddenly had an extremely absurd feeling, what happened to him, could it be that his head was injured so badly just now that he had a dream in just a short moment!
Lu Qingyu touched his chest, his beads were still there, but his current predicament was still the same, was everything just now true or false?
By the way, "hard back"!
Lu Qingyu remembered the skill he had chosen, and couldn't help reaching out to touch his back. As soon as his hand touched his clothes, Lu Qingyu felt a tingling sensation. His back was really covered with a thick layer of pimples. Setae, extremely hard.
ha!it is true!Lu Qingyu couldn't care less about being disgusting at this time, it's better to be ugly than to be humiliated by these little bastards.
Thinking of this, Lu Qingyu jumped up excitedly, put his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and smiled.
The surrounding teenagers are all stupid!What's the situation? Just now, a bright light suddenly appeared on the body of this waste, which shocked everyone.Who knew that the light would come and go quickly. After the light cleared, I saw this trash fell to the ground, motionless. Just when everyone was about to go up to investigate, this trash suddenly opened his eyes and jumped up, crossing his arms. Waist smirk!
Everyone's brains had froze, and they all stopped, staring blankly at Lu Qingyu and giggling alone.
Lu Qingyu finally had enough of laughing, so he rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his right hand, pointed at the crowd with his index finger, and said with disdain: "You all go up together, let the young master clean up you! Don't blame me for not reminding you, there is Slap me in the face! Please slap me in the face!"
The people who stood there suddenly became angry, good boy, you think you've played tricks and we dare not beat you!How dare you provoke me? I'm so tired of living!
"Go!" Someone in the crowd called out, and more than a dozen teenagers swarmed up, punching and kicking Lu Qingyu.
When everyone rushed up, Lu Qingyu obediently covered his face with his hands, then squatted on the ground with his hands curled up, so everyone's fists and feet hit him on the back without exception.
"Ha! It really works!" Lu Qingyu, who was squatting with bright back, secretly laughed in his heart, "After so many blows, it doesn't hurt at all, it's like a group of people are beating their backs and tickling themselves, it's strange It's comfortable!"
Lu Qingyu felt comfortable, but the teenagers who punched him on the back suffered.
As soon as everyone's fists and feet landed on Lu Qingyu's back, they felt that their hands and feet were extremely painful, as if they had been pierced by countless fine needles, and they screamed in unison, but this was not over yet. When a person's attack landed on Lu Qingyu's back, the bristles on Lu Qingyu's back suddenly shrank, and then quickly sprayed out to the surroundings like a hidden weapon.
"Ouch!" The feet were dripping with blood, and the pain caused everyone to roll on the ground, looking horrible.
Lu Qingyu felt that everyone had finished fighting, so he stood up slowly, and when he looked up, he saw the mess all over the floor, and was shocked at first, since it was ecstasy, haha, don't look at the ugly moves of this chrysanthemum pig Wind, but the actual effect is quite good!It's really "a pig can't be judged by its appearance"!
So, Lu Qingyu, who had his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky with a long smile, came back again, but seeing him lightly kicked the nearest unlucky ghost on the ground, and pointing at everyone in the air with his fingers, he said arrogantly: "Hey, hey! I told you all, begging for a slap in the face, but I just didn’t listen, look, you’ve suffered a lot now!”
Just when Lu Qingyu was extremely proud, he suddenly felt as if he had been stung by a bee on his back, and then there was a shrill scream.
Lu Qingyu scratched his head, then turned around to look blankly.
I saw a person on the ground not far behind him covering his face in pain, rolling all over the ground, and a brick fell beside him.Take a closer look, hey, isn't this person Jia Renhe!
It turned out that when Lu Qingyu was beaten by the crowd, Jia Renhe had almost recovered. After all, his body had been trained in fighting qi, and his recovery ability was still very strong.Just when he wanted to watch a good show, he found that everyone was instantly knocked down by Lu Qingyu in a strange way.
Cunningly, he reacted immediately, pretending that he was still seriously injured, and lay motionless on the ground. Sure enough, Lu Qingyu didn't notice his abnormality, but stood where he was and laughed triumphantly.
At this moment, Jia Renhe picked up a brick from the ground and slapped it on the back of Lu Qingyu's neck. He thought to himself, no matter what tricks you used just now, you can't prevent my sneak attack. Look at me Shoot you to death!
Unexpectedly, Lu Qingyu's "rigid back" was originally a skill that is strong when it meets the strong, and the random punches and kicks of the crowd were rebounded like that, let alone Jia Ren and this brick with all his strength!
As soon as the brick touched Lu Qingyu's back, Jia Renhe felt a strong rebound, and then a black shadow shot towards his face.
Thus, the tragedy happened!
When Lu Qingyu saw this situation, he pondered for a while and understood the cause and effect of the matter.
Walking slowly to Jia Renhe's side and squatting down, Lu Qingyu patted his shoulder and said with a melancholy face:
"Please slap me in the face, really, I won't lie to you! Why don't you believe it~"
But the system didn't care about Lu Qingyu's mood, it just mechanically displayed the three small skills of the chrysanthemum pig in the form of cards - the first skill, sticky snot, throwing out snot to wrap an enemy unit, reducing his Movement speed, can be superimposed.In Lu Qingyu's mind, he kept blowing his nose and smearing on other people's bodies, and the speed of others was getting slower and slower. Suddenly, goosebumps fell all over the ground, and his forehead dripped. God, this is too disgusting!
The second skill, steel thorn shooting, condenses countless steel thorns on the body, and shoots at the surrounding enemies to cause damage.Lu Qingyu looked at his fairly smooth and fair skin, and then fantasized about his appearance covered with bristles, and suddenly shuddered again.
The third skill, Rigid Back, forms a bristle barrier on the back, greatly reducing the damage from the back, and has a high chance of rebounding the enemy after absorbing a certain amount of damage.Isn't this intentionally letting others poke her ass?Lu Qingyu touched his butt unconsciously, remembering the pain he suffered from hemorrhoids back then.
After looking at the three skills, Lu Qingyu was about to shed tears. These three skills seemed to be more disgusting than the other, and none of them were normal or cool. Isn't this a scam!
In Lu Qingyu's tears, the three skill cards were flipped over, with their backs facing Lu Qingyu, "swipe" a few times, the cards quickly switched positions several times, and then quietly floated in front of Lu Qingyu.
Trembling, Lu Qingyu stretched out his right hand, and tapped lightly on one of the cards.
The card slowly turned around, and the four big characters "hard back" were clearly in sight!
"Ah! Ah! You really want me to be a chrysanthemum pig! Don't!" Amidst Lu Qingyu's miserable howls, the void around him suddenly collapsed. when together...
boom!
Lu Qingyu's eyes opened suddenly, and he stared blankly ahead. A group of fourteen or fifteen-year-old teenagers were surrounding him, walking slowly towards him, while the screams of Jia Ren and Pain still echoed in his ears.
Shaking his head, Lu Qingyu suddenly had an extremely absurd feeling, what happened to him, could it be that his head was injured so badly just now that he had a dream in just a short moment!
Lu Qingyu touched his chest, his beads were still there, but his current predicament was still the same, was everything just now true or false?
By the way, "hard back"!
Lu Qingyu remembered the skill he had chosen, and couldn't help reaching out to touch his back. As soon as his hand touched his clothes, Lu Qingyu felt a tingling sensation. His back was really covered with a thick layer of pimples. Setae, extremely hard.
ha!it is true!Lu Qingyu couldn't care less about being disgusting at this time, it's better to be ugly than to be humiliated by these little bastards.
Thinking of this, Lu Qingyu jumped up excitedly, put his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and smiled.
The surrounding teenagers are all stupid!What's the situation? Just now, a bright light suddenly appeared on the body of this waste, which shocked everyone.Who knew that the light would come and go quickly. After the light cleared, I saw this trash fell to the ground, motionless. Just when everyone was about to go up to investigate, this trash suddenly opened his eyes and jumped up, crossing his arms. Waist smirk!
Everyone's brains had froze, and they all stopped, staring blankly at Lu Qingyu and giggling alone.
Lu Qingyu finally had enough of laughing, so he rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his right hand, pointed at the crowd with his index finger, and said with disdain: "You all go up together, let the young master clean up you! Don't blame me for not reminding you, there is Slap me in the face! Please slap me in the face!"
The people who stood there suddenly became angry, good boy, you think you've played tricks and we dare not beat you!How dare you provoke me? I'm so tired of living!
"Go!" Someone in the crowd called out, and more than a dozen teenagers swarmed up, punching and kicking Lu Qingyu.
When everyone rushed up, Lu Qingyu obediently covered his face with his hands, then squatted on the ground with his hands curled up, so everyone's fists and feet hit him on the back without exception.
"Ha! It really works!" Lu Qingyu, who was squatting with bright back, secretly laughed in his heart, "After so many blows, it doesn't hurt at all, it's like a group of people are beating their backs and tickling themselves, it's strange It's comfortable!"
Lu Qingyu felt comfortable, but the teenagers who punched him on the back suffered.
As soon as everyone's fists and feet landed on Lu Qingyu's back, they felt that their hands and feet were extremely painful, as if they had been pierced by countless fine needles, and they screamed in unison, but this was not over yet. When a person's attack landed on Lu Qingyu's back, the bristles on Lu Qingyu's back suddenly shrank, and then quickly sprayed out to the surroundings like a hidden weapon.
"Ouch!" The feet were dripping with blood, and the pain caused everyone to roll on the ground, looking horrible.
Lu Qingyu felt that everyone had finished fighting, so he stood up slowly, and when he looked up, he saw the mess all over the floor, and was shocked at first, since it was ecstasy, haha, don't look at the ugly moves of this chrysanthemum pig Wind, but the actual effect is quite good!It's really "a pig can't be judged by its appearance"!
So, Lu Qingyu, who had his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky with a long smile, came back again, but seeing him lightly kicked the nearest unlucky ghost on the ground, and pointing at everyone in the air with his fingers, he said arrogantly: "Hey, hey! I told you all, begging for a slap in the face, but I just didn’t listen, look, you’ve suffered a lot now!”
Just when Lu Qingyu was extremely proud, he suddenly felt as if he had been stung by a bee on his back, and then there was a shrill scream.
Lu Qingyu scratched his head, then turned around to look blankly.
I saw a person on the ground not far behind him covering his face in pain, rolling all over the ground, and a brick fell beside him.Take a closer look, hey, isn't this person Jia Renhe!
It turned out that when Lu Qingyu was beaten by the crowd, Jia Renhe had almost recovered. After all, his body had been trained in fighting qi, and his recovery ability was still very strong.Just when he wanted to watch a good show, he found that everyone was instantly knocked down by Lu Qingyu in a strange way.
Cunningly, he reacted immediately, pretending that he was still seriously injured, and lay motionless on the ground. Sure enough, Lu Qingyu didn't notice his abnormality, but stood where he was and laughed triumphantly.
At this moment, Jia Renhe picked up a brick from the ground and slapped it on the back of Lu Qingyu's neck. He thought to himself, no matter what tricks you used just now, you can't prevent my sneak attack. Look at me Shoot you to death!
Unexpectedly, Lu Qingyu's "rigid back" was originally a skill that is strong when it meets the strong, and the random punches and kicks of the crowd were rebounded like that, let alone Jia Ren and this brick with all his strength!
As soon as the brick touched Lu Qingyu's back, Jia Renhe felt a strong rebound, and then a black shadow shot towards his face.
Thus, the tragedy happened!
When Lu Qingyu saw this situation, he pondered for a while and understood the cause and effect of the matter.
Walking slowly to Jia Renhe's side and squatting down, Lu Qingyu patted his shoulder and said with a melancholy face:
"Please slap me in the face, really, I won't lie to you! Why don't you believe it~"
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