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"Huh? Agreed?" Hearing that Yakumo Zi actually agreed, Xiao Yu immediately felt that Mr. Science had received the lunch box again. Originally, she had prepared many reasons to persuade Yakumo Zi, but who knew that Yakumo Zi would be so simple. Agree, "Zi, why would you agree? Could it be that my brain has been spoiled by playing too many games recently? I actually have auditory hallucinations." Xiao Yu rubbed her temples with both hands, trying to wake herself up

"Don't you just agree with your opinion? Is it necessary to say that auditory hallucinations are so serious? And just those that can make your nuclear bombs not hurt? I'm the first to not believe it." Yakumo Zibai gave Xiaoyu a look , started to complain about Kohane

"But this is too unreasonable, you are Yakumo Ziai, the monster sage Yakumo Zi, I started such a war of reasons and interests like this, and if I accidentally lose, then Gensokyo may be destroyed Yes, shouldn’t you try your best to stop me? You agreed, it’s too unscientific, too unscientific.” Xiaoyu rubbed her chin and analyzed with a puzzled expression

"Gensokyo is a nonsensical place, and I don't think those arrogant guys on the moon can beat you. I have great confidence in you. Besides, Gensokyo has been too peaceful in the past ten years. Now Those guys in the world are growing mushrooms in a hurry, and it’s good to fight those arrogant guys on the moon, and I will take this opportunity to avenge the first battle of the first lunar war. Want that guy to hurt the guy on the moon." Yakumo Zi looked at Xiao Yu and continued, "Besides, with your temper, even if I say no, will you stop? I didn't win either Since you can’t stop your ability, then you have no choice but to support it.”

"It's such a pity for Aina. I wanted to have an earth-shattering debate with you. After all, when I was watching TV last night, it was very interesting to see those debates. But I have already prepared a lot of debate words. , it's a pity that you don't cooperate with the protagonist at all”[

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"Tell me why you suddenly want to fight the people of the moon. Don't tell me that it's because the round moon is tired of looking at it. You want to make the moon like Gangzhu Qiao's apple with a missing corner, and change the image of the moon." Zi Yakumo I don't want to get entangled with Xiaoyu on that topic any longer, otherwise even if the chat doesn't end tonight, she'll still be sleepy and have to go back to sleepless nights

"Of course it can't be such a reason, no matter how willful I am, it is impossible to start a war because of such a reason." Xiao Yu gave Yakumo Zi a white look, and said

'No, according to my hundreds of years of observation, you are such a person. I think you played with those monsters everywhere in Japan because you thought it was interesting to tease monsters. The lunch was given to him after a life-threatening torture, which made the demons in Japan panic, and the demons retreated wherever Hakurei Miko went, and those who couldn't escape would commit suicide directly.

"The war was launched entirely because the people on the moon surface were too arrogant in the past hundred years, and dared to interfere with the development of humans on the ground. As the strongest existence on the ground, wouldn't they be blatantly slapping the face like that? If I don't fight back, They thought I was afraid of them, so I justified this witch when I was free, so I launched wars on various moons to show them that this witch is not easy to bully." Xiaoyu tried his best to come up with a very righteous reason, which is to protect dignity of race on the ground

'When are you free?Apart from staying at home and watching anime and playing games, you guy, what other things do you want to do? In fact, the real reason may be that after watching games and anime or something, at this time I saw the moon in the sky, so I launched it on a whim Let’s adjust our life with the lunar war.” Yakumo Zi complained in her heart

Of course, what Xiaoyu said was one-third of the reasons, Yakumo Zi also complained about one-third of the reasons, and the remaining one-third of the reasons were because they did something that made Xiaoyu very angry when they interfered with the development of the ground. unpleasant things

Xiaoyu is an elder of fff, but apart from heterosexuality, other lovers are strongly supportive, and what Yue Zhimin did to Xiaoyu's extreme displeasure was breaking up a great love, which Xiaoyu is very optimistic about Yes, I didn't expect to be dismantled like this. After knowing this, Xiao Yu was very angry, but because there was an important game to be cleared at that time, so he let this group of scumbags go, and wanted to take revenge later, but Afterwards, Xiao Yu forgot about it, but when the red mist changed yesterday, Xiao Yu saw the moon and remembered it, so Xiao Yu was going to tie those scumbags to the stake and burn them, letting them know the greatness of the fff regiment

As for this love, it is the platinum version of the love between the head of state and S. xling. The people of the moon kidnapped S. xling when the head of state and S. xling were having a tryst in Hebei Province, and kidnapped S. xling back to Moscow. My lover brazenly launched the Second World War in an attempt to defeat the enemy and invade Moscow to take back the Stalin, but in the end the head of state still failed. Although the head of state failed, the head of state explained to us what is the platinum version Love, so Führer you are great, salute the Führer!

In addition to this incident, there is another incident recently, that is, the Holy Fertilizer Gold Carat has made a breakthrough under the full research of human scientists. In less than a year in the future, the Golden Carat It will come to the world, so the people of the moon want to snatch the manufacturing technology of gold carat, because the holy fertilizer gold carat has a heaven-defying effect, that is, it can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium underground in the moon. In order to protect the nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium underground It was absorbed, so the people of the moon came to snatch Jinkara, but because the scientists who studied Jinkara did not forget to say their address and name when they prayed to Dingdang, under the protection of the great Dingdang steel teeth, Jinkara succeeded. Born in the Holy Land God Pressed Dog

The above are two of the heinous incidents committed by the people of the moon, but these two incidents alone have shown that the people of the moon are so heinous.

So Xiao Yu's war is a just war, and Xiao Yu wants to represent the moon and the earth to destroy them

〃The above is all made up by the author, if you get shot, don’t come to the author to tell)