football god forbidden zone

The next day, after a day of training, Li Yi was planning to go back.He is a little tired today and doesn't plan to practice again.

However, before Li Yi packed up his things, he was stopped by Xiaozhu with a wretched expression. "Hey Artus."

"What's wrong? Bastian." Li Yi turned around and asked.

Taking out the phone, Xiaozhu stretched his head around to see if there was no one around, and then handed it to Li Yi, "Look, I met this girl last night, she's the best?"

She has bright golden shoulder-length hair, and her face is slightly fat, but it doesn't affect the overall beauty.Forget all these, the most important thing is that Xiaozhu showed himself this picture, that woman, without any clothes on, completely naked!Even the dense grass in the forest below can be seen.If this is not tempting, plus the grass is also golden yellow?Should be enough. (Xi Ge yelled, I am not alone, there are successors!)

Quietly wiping her saliva, Li Yi asked, "Don't you have a girlfriend? Isn't this your girlfriend?"

"Artus, are you a tiger? Haha, let's not talk about this, just talk about this girl is the best?" Little Pig asked ambiguously.

But Li Yi didn't care about this for the time being, because the photo was taken by the little pig and the foreign horse, Li Yi accidentally saw the bottom of the little pig.

Seeing that, Li Yi's expression became weird.Want to laugh but dare not laugh, hold back!

Seeing Li Yi's expression was wrong, Xiao Zhu thought Li Yi was hit by him.He quickly comforted him earnestly, "Don't be sad, Artes, I will take you with me next time."

"Hahahahahaha" Originally, Li Yi was trying to restrain himself from laughing, but when Xiaozhu interrupted him, he couldn't help himself and laughed wildly.

"Didn't you go crazy from me, Artes, what are you laughing at?" Seeing Li Yi's abnormality, Xiaozhu was a little confused.

"Hahahaha" Li Yi shook his head and continued to laugh.

"Quickly, what are you laughing at?" Two big hands grabbed Li Yi's arms, Xiaozhu asked again, he was really curious, this photo is so coquettish, what's so funny.

In the end, Li Yi really couldn't stand the little pig's crazy offensive, so he pointed to the piggy's lower body in the photo, and said with a smile, "Haha, do you look like a little bird whose hair was stripped off?"

After staring at the photo for a long time, Xiaozhu finally understood what the bird Li Yi was talking about.

German does not have as many rich connotations as Chinese characters, which can be expressed in many ways.So the piggy reacts slowly, and he can't be blamed.

After he figured it out, the little pig also laughed, "Haha Artes, you're not a savage? Don't tell me, you still keep the fur there."

"Yes, what's the problem?" Li Yi replied naturally.

"Don't you trim them?" asked the little pig very surprised.

"do not"

"You should fix it, Artes savage. Haha" At this point, after Li Yi, Xiaozhu also laughed out loud.

"Why should I do this?" Li Yi really couldn't figure out what connection this had with the savages. In addition, he was influenced by his father since he was a child, and his thinking was a little different from that of young Germans. To put it simply, it was Li Yi. I tend to be conservative, although my thoughts are very "pure".

Xiaozhu spread his hands flat, and said to Li Yi with a sincere face, "It's obvious, girls like that."

With a wave of his right hand, Li Yi said "nervous" speechlessly.Li Yi couldn't believe it even if he killed him, but a chick would have such a weird habit.

Coincidentally, at this time, the last member of Bayern's scumbag trio also walked in, Scar Man.

"Hey, Frank, have you ever trimmed your fur?" Seeing that Li Yi didn't believe what he said, Little Pig hurriedly asked Franck Ribery for confirmation.

"Of course, this is a must. Girls like this, and after shaving off the fur, it is equivalent to increasing your penis by 0.5 cm, hehe" Scarman laughed lasciviously.

With people's support, Xiaozhu continued to point his gun at Li Yi, "Why do you need so many things, Artes?"

Before Li Yi could answer, the restless Ribery also intervened, "You know, Artus, the girls have been shaving there all the time, and now they want us to do the same, understand? Mao, they'll think you're a savage."

"Fuck, I'm too lazy to talk to you two sluts." To Xiaozhu and Ribery, Li Yi was completely speechless.

"Hey Artes, do you think if a girl wants to bite, do you think she likes us, or your kind of bird's nest? Haha" the piglet finished laughing with Ribery .

"Comeon Artes, just to prove that you are a staunch straight man, I don't think you will be afraid to shave the hairs there," said Scar Man Yuexiaoyue#sensual.

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"Forget it, I won't make fun of you, Artes, let's go and have a drink." Xiaozhu laughed enough, and then he stated his purpose for today, and asked Li Yi to drink.

"I'm not interested in those, you two go on your own." Although he found out on Xiaozhu's mobile phone that the goods in Balvak are very good, Li Yi is still not interested in that kind of woman.

"Comeon, Artes, why are you like a log, today we are not going to Balvak, we are going to ordinary wine, just drinking." Scarman stood up and chimed in.Not only Chinese, but foreign men also like to use wine to connect with each other, so this is a kind invitation to Li Yi.

"Only drink?"

"Only drink!"

"Only drink!"

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It's a little earlier, Sorley's.

"Hey, Anna, come to have a drink with me tonight?" Sori said to the other end of the phone.

"Forget it, Sori, you know I won't do that, you have to do it yourself." Anna said impatiently.

"No, no, no, Anna, you misunderstood. I won't go to Balvak today. Let's go to ordinary wine. How many drinks will you have with me?" Seeing Anna's misunderstanding, Suo Li hurriedly said.

"Ordinary wine? Just drinking?"

"Ordinary wine! Just drink!"

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Time: 8pm

Location: Munich, hb.

Pushing open the door, the three of Li Yi walked in.

The volume in the hall was turned up to the limit, and even if you shouted inside, you wouldn't be able to hear clearly what you were shouting.

And because Li Yi and the others arrived relatively late, the wine was already full.

The sound of shouting, singing, and knocking on the table is deafening, and there is a faint feeling of playing.

Pass through a group of people crowded at the door, singing and dancing.Li Yi found that there was a band playing in the hall at this time.

Suppressing the discomfort, Li Yi watched and listened carefully for a while, and found that he seemed to be a little out of touch with society.

Why do you say that?If you look at the crazy young fans next to the band, it's not hard to see that they are very popular.

But Li Yi found that he had no idea what they were playing.Is this not a disconnect?