rent ghost company
Chapter 4 Raid
This move made Yu Chunbing seem to feel nervous, put his hands in the pockets of his jeans for a while, and put his hands back to his waist for a while, moved back and forth several times, and then asked: "What do you usually like to do?"
"Ghostbusters, draw talismans." Yong Bowen replied almost without thinking.
"I'm not asking about this..." Yu Chunbing said, "I'm asking about your usual hobbies."
"What hobbies do you have..." Yong Bowen rubbed his chin and thought about it carefully, "Read books and listen to music." He is a quiet person who doesn't like to move, and he doesn't like to socialize, so his biggest pastime is Reading books and listening to music, except of course being dragged into the street by Ai Liyun.
"Then what kind of books do you usually like to read?" Yu Chunbing asked in the tone of a professional gossip reporter.
"Martial arts novels and historical novels are mostly casual books." This kind of seemingly aimless chat made Yong Bowen's mind relax unexpectedly, and he felt an unspeakable sense of comfort and peace.
"Then whose song do you like to listen to?" Yu Chunbing asked endlessly.
"I'm a bit nostalgic. I don't like songs that are too popular and avant-garde, and I usually prefer to listen to piano music and erhu music..." Yong Bowen thought for a while and added, "I learned to play erhu when I was young, but I haven't played it for a long time. Didn't pull."
"You can also play the erhu, that's amazing." Yu Chunbing looked admiring, "I must listen to it when I have a chance."
Yong Bowen said with a faint smile, "It will probably disappoint you."
"I have always wanted to learn musical instruments since I was a child. I have signed up for many classes, such as piano, violin, pipa, and ancient Zheng... I have learned a lot, but unfortunately I can't calm down. Every time I learn something, I just taste it. Mom has always told me..." When she said this, the little girl tilted her head slightly, as if she was thinking about something, with a sweet smile on her lips.At this moment, all her publicity was restrained without a trace, showing a rare gentleness and elegance.
The two talked and walked, although they were just chatting about some gossip, the relationship between them gradually became harmonious along with this kind of gossip.
Before I knew it, I walked half a street away, and in front of me was the intersection of Zili Road and Heping Street. If it was daytime, there would always be taxis parked here, but at this time, it was deserted, and only one car was parked. A large Shaolin bus.
The bus was an obsolete model, painted barbecue red on the outside, and a long neon sign hung on the roof, "Our spicy barbecue dining car".
There is an open-air barbecue grill in front of the car, and the charcoal fire is booming. A black and thin middle-aged man is sitting in front of the grill, grilling mutton skewers.
The car was brightly lit, but there were no guests. A pudgy waitress about ten years old was sitting in the driver's seat, leaning on the steering wheel and dozing off.
Seeing the two coming towards each other, the middle-aged man greeted from a distance: "Have some meat skewers, authentic Xinjiang lamb, fragrant and tender."
After being busy in the middle of the night, Yong Bowen felt a little hungry, but thinking that the young lady next to him would never eat this kind of roadside food stall, he hesitated for a while and wanted to refuse, but Yu Chunbing gently pushed His arm, whispered: "I'm hungry, let's eat something before we go."
This was a big surprise for Yong Bowen, he nodded unconsciously, without saying anything, led her into the car, and sat down in a middle seat.
The fat waiter woke up when the two got into the car. Rubbing his eyes, he came over to put down the menu and asked, "What do you want to eat? We have kebabs, grilled ribs, grilled chicken belly, grilled squid whiskers, and grilled crescent moon." Bone, fried stinky tofu skewers, fried chicken skeleton..." A long list of dish names was announced without taking a breath, but it has the potential to be a rapper.
Before Boss Yong could speak, Vice President Yu rushed to order, "Twenty meat skewers, ten ribs, four crescent bones, and two cans of beer. The beer is Yanjing dry beer, and the rest will be discussed later. .”
Yong Bowen was dumbfounded when he heard that, and waited for the fat waiter to leave before asking: "I'm very familiar with the business, do you often come to eat?"
"Yeah." Yu Chunbing said, "Don't look at my dad like that now. Before he caught a ghost and became a member, he was just a cook and his family didn't have much money. This food stall is something I often eat after school. place to visit."
Yong Bowen couldn't help but sighed in his heart, "It turns out that your father also had times of depression, I really can't see it."
Yu Chunbing sneered and said, "It's no surprise. The members of our Mage Association, none of them were extremely bad at the beginning. Let's talk about Liu Yi who is on the same level as you. This person is not small, but Brain-brained, it doesn't count if you don't look at that, there are so many rules that can scare people into a fight, and they were so poor that they lived on government relief every month, but they suddenly became enlightened three years ago, and now they are also a well-known rich man in Spring City .”
Yong Bowen couldn't imagine that Liu Yi, who is greedy and lustful, still has such a glorious history, and couldn't help asking: "What happened three years ago that would make him change so much?"
"I'm not sure about this, not many people know about it...By the way, Sister Wanlan was friends with Liu Yi, she must know what happened at that time." Yu Chunbing seemed to remember something Funny thing, "Just like Liu Yi's big-headed, thick-necked toad, he wanted to chase after Wanlan for a while..."
While speaking, the fat waiter had already walked over with the plate, and the aroma lingered in the plate, which could be smelled from a long distance away.
"It's baked so quickly." Yu Chunbing quickly pulled out the chopsticks and knocked on the table. "In the cold dew in the middle of the night, lamb skewers with beer are a fairy-like enjoyment."
The dinner plate was placed on the table, and there was a muffled bang, as if it had been thrown heavily on the table.
Yong Bowen frowned slightly, and was about to reprimand the waiter, but before he could speak, his eyes were attracted by the mutton skewers on the plate, and he couldn't help but let out a little surprise.
This kebab was grilled so distinctively, one piece was red and black, some places were charred and smoked, and some places were still bloodshot!
"This meat skewer is not edible." Before the guest could speak, the waiter had already told the truth.
As soon as Yong Bowen looked up, he saw that the fat waiter's face was livid, bleeding from his orifices, and when he opened his mouth to speak, the blood gushed out, all poured on the plate of half-cooked meat skewers, emitting a smell that hadn't been washed for several weeks. Foot smell.
"Seeing the delicious food, but being destroyed by someone, I can no longer eat it. It feels very uncomfortable..." The skin and flesh on the fat waiter's face began to fall off piece by piece, revealing the tangled veins and blood vessels, under the bright red piece of meat , It seems that there are still small bugs wriggling non-stop.She probably wanted to give some speeches related to philosophy to show that she was not a superficial dead thing, but Yu Chunbing, who was obviously not interested in this, didn't intend to give her a chance.
Seeing the waiter's death, the little girl screamed, and jumped up excitedly from her seat, "A living corpse!" She yelled, kicking the fat waiter on the head superior.
There was a crisp cracking sound, as if a wooden stake had been kicked, and the rotten head flew out, and a large set of offal, such as intestines, stomach, heart, liver and lungs, was pulled out of the cavity. In one place, the stench of rotten fish and shrimp came to the nostrils, making people want to hey.
"It's so disgusting." Yu Chunbing covered his nose with his left hand, kicked in the air again, kicked the fat body upside down, rolled and rolled between the seats, and fell twisted and twisted.
"Go to hell!" roared and flew back with a big head hanging from the water, and the tongue that looked like some kind of amphibian flew out of its mouth and shot straight at Yu Chunbing.
Naturally, Yong Bowen would not stand idly by. When the tongue flew past him, he stuck a skewer with it.With a puff, the juice splashed everywhere, and the tongue was completely penetrated, nailed to the stick and struggling endlessly.
The human head screamed like a pig being slaughtered, and a head flew over along the tongue.
"Look at my anti-corpse device!" Yu Chunbing yelled, took out something like a wolf-proof device from his satchel, took a step forward, and aimed at the head.
Crackling electric sparks flashed, blue light lingered on Fei's head, and black smoke billowed from the electricity. With all his strength, he tore his tongue into two pieces along the stick, and then escaped, flying far away to the rear of the car, gasping for breath. .
"Haha, this is the latest anti-corpse device from Sihai Faqi Co., Ltd. It is specially designed to defend against zombies, living corpses, and zombies. It can shoot electric shock bullets from 5 meters away. Even a god will still roast you into a skewer!" Yu Chunbing triumphantly held up the anti-corpse device, and by the way advertised the new products of her father's company.
Yong Bowen couldn't understand Yu Chunbing's behavior at the moment, as excited as if he had eaten a three-month mistress cat.Judging from her experience, this is not the first time she has encountered this kind of evil thing, and she will not be ignorant of the danger of these things, why is it as if she won the lottery jackpot, and she is so happy from ear to ear.
The headless body over there got up and wobbled towards the two of them. Yu Chunbing was so powerful that he rushed forward and stabbed the corpse with the anti-mortem device. The corpse was shocked like a goat. Shivering endlessly.
Seeing her body being abused, the human head screamed, and flew over with her mouth wide open. This time she didn't dare to stick out her tongue, but the intestines on her body flew up, twisting and twisting in the air.
Yong Bowen saw that it was difficult to deal with the head-to-head trick, so he squeezed the magic seal with both hands, and planned to use the Five Thunders Protection Curse.But Yu Chunbing smiled and said, "You don't need to chant the mantra, just watch me." Kicking the half-baked corpse away with one kick, he reached out and took out a long sword that flickered with lightning from his satchel!
This is too exaggerated, such a small satchel can actually hold a long sword!Yong Bowen was so dizzy.
"Chop!" Yu Chunbing tossed it casually, and the lightsaber flew out, circling several times in the air, chopping up the flying intestines.
"Sword Control?" Yong Bowen exclaimed in surprise, never expecting the illusory things in martial arts novels to appear in reality
"Ghostbusters, draw talismans." Yong Bowen replied almost without thinking.
"I'm not asking about this..." Yu Chunbing said, "I'm asking about your usual hobbies."
"What hobbies do you have..." Yong Bowen rubbed his chin and thought about it carefully, "Read books and listen to music." He is a quiet person who doesn't like to move, and he doesn't like to socialize, so his biggest pastime is Reading books and listening to music, except of course being dragged into the street by Ai Liyun.
"Then what kind of books do you usually like to read?" Yu Chunbing asked in the tone of a professional gossip reporter.
"Martial arts novels and historical novels are mostly casual books." This kind of seemingly aimless chat made Yong Bowen's mind relax unexpectedly, and he felt an unspeakable sense of comfort and peace.
"Then whose song do you like to listen to?" Yu Chunbing asked endlessly.
"I'm a bit nostalgic. I don't like songs that are too popular and avant-garde, and I usually prefer to listen to piano music and erhu music..." Yong Bowen thought for a while and added, "I learned to play erhu when I was young, but I haven't played it for a long time. Didn't pull."
"You can also play the erhu, that's amazing." Yu Chunbing looked admiring, "I must listen to it when I have a chance."
Yong Bowen said with a faint smile, "It will probably disappoint you."
"I have always wanted to learn musical instruments since I was a child. I have signed up for many classes, such as piano, violin, pipa, and ancient Zheng... I have learned a lot, but unfortunately I can't calm down. Every time I learn something, I just taste it. Mom has always told me..." When she said this, the little girl tilted her head slightly, as if she was thinking about something, with a sweet smile on her lips.At this moment, all her publicity was restrained without a trace, showing a rare gentleness and elegance.
The two talked and walked, although they were just chatting about some gossip, the relationship between them gradually became harmonious along with this kind of gossip.
Before I knew it, I walked half a street away, and in front of me was the intersection of Zili Road and Heping Street. If it was daytime, there would always be taxis parked here, but at this time, it was deserted, and only one car was parked. A large Shaolin bus.
The bus was an obsolete model, painted barbecue red on the outside, and a long neon sign hung on the roof, "Our spicy barbecue dining car".
There is an open-air barbecue grill in front of the car, and the charcoal fire is booming. A black and thin middle-aged man is sitting in front of the grill, grilling mutton skewers.
The car was brightly lit, but there were no guests. A pudgy waitress about ten years old was sitting in the driver's seat, leaning on the steering wheel and dozing off.
Seeing the two coming towards each other, the middle-aged man greeted from a distance: "Have some meat skewers, authentic Xinjiang lamb, fragrant and tender."
After being busy in the middle of the night, Yong Bowen felt a little hungry, but thinking that the young lady next to him would never eat this kind of roadside food stall, he hesitated for a while and wanted to refuse, but Yu Chunbing gently pushed His arm, whispered: "I'm hungry, let's eat something before we go."
This was a big surprise for Yong Bowen, he nodded unconsciously, without saying anything, led her into the car, and sat down in a middle seat.
The fat waiter woke up when the two got into the car. Rubbing his eyes, he came over to put down the menu and asked, "What do you want to eat? We have kebabs, grilled ribs, grilled chicken belly, grilled squid whiskers, and grilled crescent moon." Bone, fried stinky tofu skewers, fried chicken skeleton..." A long list of dish names was announced without taking a breath, but it has the potential to be a rapper.
Before Boss Yong could speak, Vice President Yu rushed to order, "Twenty meat skewers, ten ribs, four crescent bones, and two cans of beer. The beer is Yanjing dry beer, and the rest will be discussed later. .”
Yong Bowen was dumbfounded when he heard that, and waited for the fat waiter to leave before asking: "I'm very familiar with the business, do you often come to eat?"
"Yeah." Yu Chunbing said, "Don't look at my dad like that now. Before he caught a ghost and became a member, he was just a cook and his family didn't have much money. This food stall is something I often eat after school. place to visit."
Yong Bowen couldn't help but sighed in his heart, "It turns out that your father also had times of depression, I really can't see it."
Yu Chunbing sneered and said, "It's no surprise. The members of our Mage Association, none of them were extremely bad at the beginning. Let's talk about Liu Yi who is on the same level as you. This person is not small, but Brain-brained, it doesn't count if you don't look at that, there are so many rules that can scare people into a fight, and they were so poor that they lived on government relief every month, but they suddenly became enlightened three years ago, and now they are also a well-known rich man in Spring City .”
Yong Bowen couldn't imagine that Liu Yi, who is greedy and lustful, still has such a glorious history, and couldn't help asking: "What happened three years ago that would make him change so much?"
"I'm not sure about this, not many people know about it...By the way, Sister Wanlan was friends with Liu Yi, she must know what happened at that time." Yu Chunbing seemed to remember something Funny thing, "Just like Liu Yi's big-headed, thick-necked toad, he wanted to chase after Wanlan for a while..."
While speaking, the fat waiter had already walked over with the plate, and the aroma lingered in the plate, which could be smelled from a long distance away.
"It's baked so quickly." Yu Chunbing quickly pulled out the chopsticks and knocked on the table. "In the cold dew in the middle of the night, lamb skewers with beer are a fairy-like enjoyment."
The dinner plate was placed on the table, and there was a muffled bang, as if it had been thrown heavily on the table.
Yong Bowen frowned slightly, and was about to reprimand the waiter, but before he could speak, his eyes were attracted by the mutton skewers on the plate, and he couldn't help but let out a little surprise.
This kebab was grilled so distinctively, one piece was red and black, some places were charred and smoked, and some places were still bloodshot!
"This meat skewer is not edible." Before the guest could speak, the waiter had already told the truth.
As soon as Yong Bowen looked up, he saw that the fat waiter's face was livid, bleeding from his orifices, and when he opened his mouth to speak, the blood gushed out, all poured on the plate of half-cooked meat skewers, emitting a smell that hadn't been washed for several weeks. Foot smell.
"Seeing the delicious food, but being destroyed by someone, I can no longer eat it. It feels very uncomfortable..." The skin and flesh on the fat waiter's face began to fall off piece by piece, revealing the tangled veins and blood vessels, under the bright red piece of meat , It seems that there are still small bugs wriggling non-stop.She probably wanted to give some speeches related to philosophy to show that she was not a superficial dead thing, but Yu Chunbing, who was obviously not interested in this, didn't intend to give her a chance.
Seeing the waiter's death, the little girl screamed, and jumped up excitedly from her seat, "A living corpse!" She yelled, kicking the fat waiter on the head superior.
There was a crisp cracking sound, as if a wooden stake had been kicked, and the rotten head flew out, and a large set of offal, such as intestines, stomach, heart, liver and lungs, was pulled out of the cavity. In one place, the stench of rotten fish and shrimp came to the nostrils, making people want to hey.
"It's so disgusting." Yu Chunbing covered his nose with his left hand, kicked in the air again, kicked the fat body upside down, rolled and rolled between the seats, and fell twisted and twisted.
"Go to hell!" roared and flew back with a big head hanging from the water, and the tongue that looked like some kind of amphibian flew out of its mouth and shot straight at Yu Chunbing.
Naturally, Yong Bowen would not stand idly by. When the tongue flew past him, he stuck a skewer with it.With a puff, the juice splashed everywhere, and the tongue was completely penetrated, nailed to the stick and struggling endlessly.
The human head screamed like a pig being slaughtered, and a head flew over along the tongue.
"Look at my anti-corpse device!" Yu Chunbing yelled, took out something like a wolf-proof device from his satchel, took a step forward, and aimed at the head.
Crackling electric sparks flashed, blue light lingered on Fei's head, and black smoke billowed from the electricity. With all his strength, he tore his tongue into two pieces along the stick, and then escaped, flying far away to the rear of the car, gasping for breath. .
"Haha, this is the latest anti-corpse device from Sihai Faqi Co., Ltd. It is specially designed to defend against zombies, living corpses, and zombies. It can shoot electric shock bullets from 5 meters away. Even a god will still roast you into a skewer!" Yu Chunbing triumphantly held up the anti-corpse device, and by the way advertised the new products of her father's company.
Yong Bowen couldn't understand Yu Chunbing's behavior at the moment, as excited as if he had eaten a three-month mistress cat.Judging from her experience, this is not the first time she has encountered this kind of evil thing, and she will not be ignorant of the danger of these things, why is it as if she won the lottery jackpot, and she is so happy from ear to ear.
The headless body over there got up and wobbled towards the two of them. Yu Chunbing was so powerful that he rushed forward and stabbed the corpse with the anti-mortem device. The corpse was shocked like a goat. Shivering endlessly.
Seeing her body being abused, the human head screamed, and flew over with her mouth wide open. This time she didn't dare to stick out her tongue, but the intestines on her body flew up, twisting and twisting in the air.
Yong Bowen saw that it was difficult to deal with the head-to-head trick, so he squeezed the magic seal with both hands, and planned to use the Five Thunders Protection Curse.But Yu Chunbing smiled and said, "You don't need to chant the mantra, just watch me." Kicking the half-baked corpse away with one kick, he reached out and took out a long sword that flickered with lightning from his satchel!
This is too exaggerated, such a small satchel can actually hold a long sword!Yong Bowen was so dizzy.
"Chop!" Yu Chunbing tossed it casually, and the lightsaber flew out, circling several times in the air, chopping up the flying intestines.
"Sword Control?" Yong Bowen exclaimed in surprise, never expecting the illusory things in martial arts novels to appear in reality
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