Portable Taoyuan Space

"Yes, what is your mission?" Lin Xiao said. "

"Husband, didn't we finish the circus mission just now? Don't we go find the crossword puzzle now?" Luo Qingya looked at Lin Xiao puzzled.

"You are stupid. We just made a bet with Ye Ge and the others on who will get the most wooden cards in the end, and we didn't say that we must have a set. I think it's better to avoid such brain-intensive tasks as word puzzles, anyway. We don't want to draw a lottery, isn't it good to concentrate on the circus mission?" Lin Xiao explained his thoughts to Luo Qingya.

"There are so many ghost ways every day." Luo Qingya said with disdain for Lin Xiao's explanation.

"What is the way of ghosts? This is wisdom. Do you know wisdom?" Lin Xiao roared.

"Father is so fierce." Linlin made up the knife at the side.

"Baby, why is Dad so fierce? Dad is the most gentle." Lin Xiao had a smile uglier than crying. This was the first time he heard his daughter call him fierce.

"It's so ugly to smile." Linlin Tong said without restraint.

"Hmph, be careful not to take you out to play next time." Seeing that Huairou's methods were ineffective and being laughed at, Lin Xiao took out his trump card.

"It's okay, dad won't take you to play, mom will take you there." Luo Qingya said not to be outdone.

"Mom is so nice, dad is bad, I won't play with dad anymore." Linlin resolutely betrayed her, and kissed Luo Qingya.

"Haha, let's reap the consequences, let you threaten our baby." Luo Qingya laughed gloatingly.

"Hmph." Regarding this, Lin Xiao could only pout angrily.

"Linlin, do you think Dad looks like a pig when he pouts?" Luo Qingya said to Linlin.

"Not like. Pigs are cuter than dad." Linlin hesitated for a long time, lingering on the faces of pet pigs and Lin Xiao in her little mind, and said decisively.

"I..." Lin Xiao covered his neck with his hands, deeply afraid that he would faint, and when would his daughter become the existence of a magic knife.

"Hahahahaha, Linlin, you are awesome." Luo Qingya couldn't help it, and laughed softly.

"Mom, do you think it's the same?" The innocent and lovely little Linlin asked happily when she saw her mother agreeing with what she said.

"Yes, what Linlin said is true." Luo Qingya nodded hastily.The lingering smile on the corner of his mouth told Lin Xiao.He couldn't refute it at all.

"Okay, I've accepted the task. If I continue, I will be admitted to the hospital with high blood pressure." Lin Xiao looked at the mother and daughter fiercely.Said helplessly.

"Mom. Dad is pissing me off again. Look at his eyes." Linlin pointed at Lin Xiao pitifully.

"Ah, little girl is going to rebel today, watch me spank your little ass." Lin Xiao saw this.Finally couldn't bear it anymore, snatched Linlin from Luo Qingya's embrace, and rubbed Linlin's immature face with his embarrassing beard stubble.

"Ah!!! Dad is so bad, his beard is so prickly and itchy." Lin Lin was tickled by Lin Xiao's face, and she kept pushing Lin Xiao's face with her two chubby hands, trying to make Lin Xiao's beard itch. Slag left his face.

"How old are you, and you're still like a child." Luo Qingya couldn't see it anymore, and hurriedly rescued Linlin from Lin Xiao's arms.

"Hmph, let's see if you still dare to laugh at Dad." Lin Xiao looked at the mother and daughter with a proud face.

"Bad dad." Linlin made a face at Lin Xiao.

"Okay, no kidding, let's take the task." After the family of three messed around for a while, they finally remembered that they were still competing.

The three came to the circus member. This member was a clown, with exaggerated clothes, red eye circles and a big red nose. He was dressed like a typical clown. He asked again: "Hello, I want to accept the task."

"Okay." The clown nodded.

"Look, this is a ball." The clown pointed at the half-person tall ball beside him.

"The challenger needs to stand on it for more than 10 seconds to succeed." The clown issued his task.

"Okay, it's easy." Lin Xiao said happily. For ordinary people, it would be difficult to stand on it for more than 10 seconds, even 3 seconds. However, Lin Xiao is not an ordinary person. Such a thing, yes For him, it couldn't be easier.

"Please." The clown stepped aside and invited Lin Xiao.

"Look at me." Lin Xiao ignored the platform on which the assistant was standing, jumped lightly, and jumped directly onto the ball.

"Be careful." Seeing Lin Xiao being so bold, the clown was taken aback.

"Don't worry." Lin Xiao waved his hand indifferently, and stood firmly on it, motionless.

After two seconds, Lin Xiao felt that it was silly to stand still on it, since they were all standing on it, why not play for a while.

"Linlin, do you think dad is handsome?" Lin Xiao stepped on the ball and walked in front of the mother and daughter.

"Handsome." This time, Linlin said loudly without breaking the stage.

"It's really my good girl." Lin Xiao laughed happily.

Just walking Lin Xiao felt that it was not enough, so he simply turned two somersaults on it, and the clown was so scared that he almost rushed over. This is not a simple action, even he himself sometimes can't do it.

Seeing Lin Xiao jumping off the ball without panting and blushing, the clown hurried up to meet him: "Sir, I wonder if you are interested in joining the circus?"

"Me? Into the circus? Mr. Clown, are you kidding me?" Lin Xiao was dumbfounded. He didn't understand why the clown suddenly invited him to the circus.

"Yes, sir, your balance is so good, it's a pity not to enter the circus. I believe most clowns can't do the action of rolling on the ball just now. Believe me, sir, the income of the circus is very good, At least it is much better than the white-collar workers in the company." The clown looked at Lin Xiao with bright eyes.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I appreciate your kindness." Lin Xiao replied helplessly.

"Sir, we have everything to discuss, can you leave your contact information? What are the conditions, how will our team leader talk to you then?" Seeing that Lin Xiao is not in high spirits, the clown couldn't help being anxious.

"I'm really sorry, let's put it this way, I'm the owner of this farm, so I appreciate your kindness." Seeing that the clown still didn't give up, Lin Xiao used his trump card.

"Ah!! It's such a pity." The clown opened his mouth wide.It's unbelievable, Lin Xiao is so young, he thought he was an employee of some company.

"So, thank you very much for your attention. My mission should be considered complete, right? Can you give me the wooden sign?" Lin Xiao reminded.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, here is your customs clearance certificate." The clown came back to his senses, and hurriedly took out a wooden sign from behind and handed it to Lin Xiao.

"Thank you." Lin Xiao took the wooden sign and hurriedly dragged Luo Qingya and Linlin away, fearing that the clown would continue to drag him into some circus.

"Hahahahaha. I can't do it anymore. I'm dying of laughter, husband, it seems that you are born to eat this bowl of food, and you can be invited by the circus for playing a game. It seems that you have a bright future." Luo Qingya ran halfway Just started laughing wildly.Don't underestimate your own image.

"Hmph. It's better to be Linlin." Lin Xiao was speechless and could only hug Linlin.

"Father, it would be great if you became the ugly uncle just now and performed." Linlin suddenly said.Luo Qingya, who was laughing wildly, clutched her stomach and yelled, "Oh, I can't do it."

"None of you mother and daughter is good." Lin Xiaoyou said resentfully.

"Let's go, let's go find the next one." Lin Xiao said depressingly.

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Not to mention Lin Xiao's group, He Pingji and Wu Zuoli were in a lot of situations.

From the moment they set out, the two of them have been caught in a sea of ​​mysteries that they cannot extricate themselves from.

"Husband, which one should we guess first?" Wu Zuoli walked excitedly on the path, looking at the red cloth strips covered with crossword puzzles on the dry branches.

"It's up to you, as long as you can guess it." He Pingji said indifferently.

"Then let's just find one." Wu Zuoli suggested.

"Well, the anagrams shouldn't be too difficult." He Pingji thought about bypassing the anagrams, but Wu Zuoli was so excited that she could only sacrifice her life to accompany the gentleman.

"Look, this topic is interesting." Wu Zuoli said, pointing to a topic.

"20-2 (guess a word)?" He Pingji looked at the position pointed by Wu Zuoli and asked the question.

"18? Is this character 18 gestures?" He Pingji guessed.

"You are stupid, there are so many words in 18 strokes, how could it be your idea." Wu Zuoli looked at He Pingji as if she was looking at an idiot.

"Honey, under the watchful eyes of everyone, you have to save some face for me." He Pingji smiled wryly.

"I lost face, and it's still 18 strokes. I feel ashamed for you even if I say it." Wu Zuoli moved two steps to the side, as if she was putting aside relations with He Pingji.

"Ah!!! Then tell me, what does 20-2 mean." He Pingji got angry and shouted loudly.

"Hehe, you still dare to yell at me." Wu Zuoli raised her eyebrows and stared at He Pingji.

"This, that, wife, what did I just say?" Seeing Wu Zuoli's appearance, He Pingji shrank instantly.

"Hmph, you still dare to fight with me, do you still want to know the answer?" Wu Zuoli saw that He Pingji was intimidated, so she stopped teasing him.

"You are my leader, I was wrong." He Pingji immediately admitted his mistake.

"For the sake of your sincerity, I will try my best to solve your doubts." Wu Zuoli said proudly.

"20-2, it's obvious, it's a short of eighteen." Wu Zuoli said.

"Is it different from what I said?" He Pingji muttered.

"What did you say?" Wu Zuoli glared at He Pingji as if her ears had been put on a ring.

"No, no, no, I didn't say anything." He Pingji shook his head like a rattle.

"Hmph, you're smart, otherwise I'll let you sleep in the study today." Wu Zuoli said with satisfaction.

"Okay, the next thing I just said is eighteen, what is the combination of words?" Wu Zuoli asked.

"Eighteen short? Eighteen? Eh, isn't this just Cha?" He Pingji combined it in his mind several times, and finally came up with the character Cha.

"Yes, it's really useless to think about such a simple question for so long." Wu Zuoli mocked.

"I'll bear it. Let's see how I deal with you at night." He Pingji took a deep breath and said to himself from the bottom of his heart.

"Since we have all the answers, hurry up and take off the red cloth." Wu Zuoli commanded He Pingji loudly.

"Yes, as ordered." He Pingji ran to pull the red cloth down with a slap in the face.

"Let's go, let's change the wooden token." He Pingji said excitedly after taking down the red cloth.

"What's the rush, guess how many more you can change together? Don't waste time running back and forth." Wu Zuoli put forward her own thoughts.

"Okay, then do as you say, my wife." He Pingji was under Wu Zuoli's power.I can only bow my head and proclaim myself a minister.

"Looking at this one." Wu Zuoli ordered one casually.

"Hey, why is it still a number? Is this tree full of numbers?" Wu Zuoli exclaimed.

"It's true, they are all numbers." He Pingji looked around and found that they were all numbers.

"Forget it, don't care, it's good if you can guess it anyway." Wu Zuoli ignored the question.

"78.3? Type a word? What kind of problem is this?" He Pingji was at a loss. If it was about administrative management and company coordination, he was very good at it.This word guessing puzzle is really a bit confusing.

"Okay. Don't even think about it. With your IQ, you can't think of it. It's so simple. I can understand it at a glance. How could I marry you in the first place." Wu Zuoli hit.

"Uh." He Pingji was like a drowned cabbage.Got hit.

"The answer to this mystery is seven." Wu Zuoli announced the answer.

"Seven? What does this have to do with Seven?" He Pingji didn't turn his head around.

"The seven that is not lowercase is the uppercase seven." Who is Wu Zuoli.Seeing He Pingji's doubts, he knew what he was thinking, and corrected him.

"Qi? How do you say it?" He Pingji was still confused.

"78:[-], read it twice more yourself." Wu Zuoli looked like you were hopeless.He Pingji was stimulated.

"78, 78, 78? Is there any difference?" He Pingji actually read it several times according to what Wu Zuoli said, but he still couldn't figure it out.

"Forget it, let me explain to you, worrying about your IQ, it's really a dead wood." Wu Zuoli was defeated by He Pingji, you said that a shopping mall elite can't even guess an anagram, it's really speechless.

"78, point three." Wu Zuoli read the two parts separately.

"You changed point three into three points and added 78, what is it if it's not seven?" Wu Zuoli revealed the answer.

"Oh, so it's like this." He Pingji suddenly realized.

"My wife is really smart." He Pingji complimented.

"Of course, they are all the same as you, and my son is hopeless. I think you have to stay away from my son in the future, otherwise what should I do if he becomes as stupid as you?" Wu Zuoli said with a poisonous tongue.

"I..." He Pingji looked at Wu Zuoli innocently.

"Wife, look here are numbers. This is not my forte. Word puzzles are my forte. How about we change a tree?" He Pingji suggested, not wanting to be crushed to death. .

"Whatever you want." Wu Zuoli also wanted to see if what He Pingji said was true.

"Okay then, let's go to that tree." He Pingji said happily, sighing secretly in his heart, he could finally leave this damn tree.

"This one, I saw the title, it's the same as ten guesses." He Pingji ran under the tree, looked up at the strips of red cloth, and chose a topic that was more pleasing to the eye.

"** is not far from ten? 杦 (qiu, gui)?" According to the law of Wu Zuoli's guess before, He Pingji copied it and got the answer.

"It's 杦, right?" He Pingji looked at Wu Zuoli with flickering eyes.

"Are you a pig? Didn't even think of such a simple question?" Wu Zuoli looked at He Pingji speechlessly, and she found that He Pingji really didn't have any talent for guessing riddles.

"Isn't it? Sex is not far away from ten, isn't it right?" He Pingji looked at Wu Zuoli innocently.

"杦 is a long word next to the wooden character, right?" Wu Zuoli asked.

"Yes, isn't it right?" He Pingji was confused.

"You pig, can you distinguish between Jiu and Jiu first? One is long and long, and the other is one, two, three, four... nine of nine." Wu Zuoli hated that iron cannot be made into steel.

"Oh, I see. I'll think about it when I play." He Pingji also knew where he was wrong. Although the pronunciation was the same, the characters were different.

"**? Ten? Put it all together, um!! Miscellaneous, is it miscellaneous right?" He Pingji slapped his forehead and shouted happily.

"Hey, I just guessed it now. I already have the answer when I saw the question." Wu Zuoli looked at He Pingji contemptuously.

"Hmph, no matter how you say it, I guessed it." He Pingji raised his head and said proudly.

"Tch, if I hadn't reminded you, would you have thought of it?" Wu Zuoli cast a disdainful glance at him.

"It seems that I really don't have that talent." He Pingji said discouragedly.

"You just understand." Wu Zuoli said loudly.

"Honey, this competition is up to you." He Pingji subconsciously shuddered a few times when he thought of his private bet with Lin Xiao and Ye Ding, but seeing Wu Zuoli's capable appearance, he was greatly relieved.

Before the start of the game, before Wu Zuoli and the others came over, the three of them made a private bet, because they didn't want to bet on the game, and the three of them felt that there was less atmosphere and they would not indulge in the fun.

The bet is very simple, whoever wins the last place among the three will take off his clothes and run around the farm, calling me crazy while running.

This kind of bet made the three of them overwhelmed with desire to win. No one wanted to be the last one. It's okay to take off all their clothes. He Pingji, the worst of the three, has also reached the acquired state after more than a year of cultivation. I am not afraid of the cold at all, but it would be too embarrassing to call myself crazy while running.

At first, Ye Ding disagreed, feeling that the game was too big, but under Lin Xiao's persuasion, and the three of them all had confidence in themselves, the bet was successfully passed.

Of course, a few of them have already thought about their own escape route. If they really lose, although they will not be reckless, they will still find a time to run in the dead of night, because there is no expressly stipulated time in the betting contract.

Although the three of them had this idea in their hearts, none of them brought it up. After all, there are still variables in the game. If he really falls into the last place in Waterloo, there is still a way out.

The three people, each with their own ghosts, made a bet without the knowledge of the women.

Now He Pingji is so happy that he doesn't know what to say. He has been with Wu Zuoli for so many years, and he never knew that his wife is so good at guessing crossword puzzles.

Seeing the victory in sight, He Pingji naturally didn't care about Wu Zuoli's poisonous tongue. It was better to have a poisonous tongue than to call himself crazy while running. Thinking about it this way, He Pingji became peaceful.

ps: Thank you Brother Qingyi Guqing for the third monthly pass this month, thank you very much for your support, just ask, do you still have a monthly pass?It’s the 18th of this month, and there are at least 5000+ updates every day. I didn’t break my promise. How about you, can you make the monthly pass fly faster? (To be continued..)

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