Win the Ding 1617

According to the historical records of Myanmar, the founder of the Bagan Dynasty in Myanmar, together with Mang Yinglong and Anau Paya, is known as the three major national heroes in the history of Myanmar, and Anuluddha, known as King Ashoka of Myanmar After he ascended the throne, he did not hesitate to launch a religious war in order to promote Theravada Buddhism.

The above is like this in the colorful history. It is written that in order to seize the Buddha's tooth, Anuruduo used all the soldiers of the whole country to attack the Wudao Heavenly Dynasty by land and water.This war took place around the end of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms or the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty. For the sake of the tooth of the Buddha, my Great Burma recruited 8000 million troops to crusade against the Wudao Dynasty.Among them, there are 80 warships and 8000 million troops on land and water, and two armies on land, each with 3600 million troops. (8000 million people? Nima, today’s Myanmar may not be able to mobilize 8000 million people of the right age to fight, right? There are still 80 ships?)

Then the Celestial Dynasty Udi Bowa (King of Nanzhao) sent 2600 million troops to fight. After three months of fierce fighting, they suffered heavy losses. 10 Chinese were captured and 20 were wiped out.However, there was a steady stream of Chinese troops. In the end, the Burmese army was unable to support them, so they had to choose to transfer.

Then China's Udi Bowa guarded the city and could not go out. Anuludha personally led four generals under his command to the temple outside the city on a horse, and saw Udi Bowa's national teacher living in the temple with one hundred thousand guards. (How big is the temple that the national teacher led people to live in? Could it be that they lived in a building like the Olympic Sports Center? A temple can accommodate 10 people. It really is boundless Buddhism!)

On this day, a group of people mowing grass and feeding horses came to watch near the Burmese military camp, and unexpectedly surrounded the military camp with as many as 200 million people. (Huh? Is the author's computer infected with a virus? A few lawn mowers can surround a military camp of 7200 million people?)

but.Although there are a large number of people, it is difficult to resist the Chinese people's sea tactics. Anuluduo can only sit on a nine-treasure golden raft and lead the people south to Mengguo.Two generals under him, Ananda Bixi and Yang Dabixi, retreated to the eastern part of Mahler Mountain and built a city to resist after the defeat of Ecang.Holding the elixir in their mouths, two generals jumped into the air to fight the Chinese army at a height of 15 or 16 cubits from the ground.Ananda Bixi fell to the ground and died due to the arrow shot by the gods during the battle.

However, due to the large number of Chinese people, even if the Burmese army has magic skills, it is difficult for the enemy's naval tactics.Then forced to retreat.The Chinese army was in hot pursuit.The generals had no choice but to restrain their subordinates from retreating, first retreating to the capital Bagan, and found that from the king down to the people in the whole city, they had already used the strategy and tactics to lure the enemy into deep and transferred to Pasheng in the state of Meng.The Chinese army pursued closely all the way to Deyou.

(Crack! Someone threw a brick in front of the author. "We'll tolerate making up random things on weekdays. No harem and no violence is not a cool article. We don't say anything if Huang Taiji doesn't stop coming forward to die. .Now you are obviously writing history, but you are actually playing with the fantasy of cultivating immortals! There will be 8000 million troops for a while, and there will be elixir for a while. ?”)

("This is not intentional nonsense, these things are from the official history book "The History of the King of the Liuli Palace" compiled by the Gongbang Dynasty of Burma in the 19th century. Those who are interested can find it and read it as Journey to the West or Fengshenbang! ")

Hearing Li Peilin finish this very absurd thing in a serious manner, Wang Dehua couldn't help but gradually changed from astonishment to a smile on his face, and then he couldn't control it, and he took the lead in laughing.When he smiled, the little eunuchs around him who had already endured the pain also laughed out loud.

"Mr. Li, Mr. Li! Unexpectedly, such a dignified and serious person like you can be so witty, whoops! You have screwed our family to death! My stomach! Whoops!"

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Shou Han couldn't help smiling.Could it be that the person who wrote this book is also the author who traveled from the Chinese website?If not, it would be a pity for such a great talent not to hang around!This kind of writing includes many factors such as cool writing, overhead, fantasy, etc. It's hard not to be popular!

Originally thought that Bangzi from the Northeast was good at sexual obscenity, but he didn't expect that the bread from Southeast Asia was also good at it.

This is much taller than the Northeast Bangzi's magical machine arrow and rifle that shot down the US Emperor's F86 aircraft with a single bullet!Not only did they leapfrog the threshold in terms of numbers, but they also reached a height that no one in the past would believe would never come again. The two sides invested hundreds of millions of troops to fight!Neither World War I nor World War II is enough to carry shoes!Moreover, they surpassed the technical limitations. The generals held elixir in their mouths and flew to a height of 16 cubits to fight. Is this Nima Journey to the West or the list of gods?Moreover, the time is more than 1000 years earlier than the stick!

"Maybe this is the extreme arrogance born of the extreme inferiority complex psychologically produced by weak and small nations in the face of powerful civilizations?" Shou Han tried to find a reasonable explanation for these people's behavior from a psychological point of view.

"Uncle, Mr. Li, did the history books of this group of barbarians make a mistake? They wrote an extra [-] characters!" Wang Dehua, whose stomach was rubbed by a few young eunuchs, calmed down a little, was also pretending to be serious. Make fun of this masterpiece.

The guests and the host chatted for a while, Wang Dehua sensed that the Nanyue Army had something to discuss, so he got up and said goodbye very tactfully.

"My lord! It seems that our expedition to the west is going wrong!" Huang Wuqi of the camp affairs office held a pile of files and sneered as he looked at the backs of Wang Dehua and others.

It was originally intended to obtain Myanmar's product resources and include the fertile areas on the plains on both sides of the Ayeyarwady River. Even if states and counties cannot be established, at least they must be turned into markets and sources of raw materials.For the cotton produced in the arid area of ​​the middle reaches of the Irrawaddy River, the wood produced in the mountains, especially the high-quality teak, as well as those jadeite, gemstones, jute and other things, the Southern Guangdong Army has been coveting for many years.

With cotton, we can spin and weave more cloth, with wood, we can build more boats, and as for those emeralds and gems, we can exchange them for more gold and silver.

"Deng Xianda's [-]th Security Brigade has taken control of Yangon a few days ago, and began to gather civilians outside the city. Building fortifications, preparing to meet the men and horses of the Mangying family who came from Mandalay." Huang Wuqi began to outline on the map the current enemy. situation.

"My lord, why don't we go directly to capture Mandalay and force her to sign an alliance with our army under the city, just like the king of Siam Ayutthaya back then?" Huang Xin was a little puzzled about the mystery.

"My lord Huang, look, what does this look like?" Li Peilin took a brush, dipped some cinnabar, and smeared a little on the two towns of Yangon and Than Lien marked on the sketch drawn by Huang Wuqi.

"Does it look like two eggs of a man?"

Li Peilin's words were a bit rough, but they were very appropriate.

"Just now I wanted to say, but it's a pity that a group of eunuchs without eggs are here. I'm sorry to say it. Isn't it a slap in the face to mention eggs in front of people without eggs!" Huang Wuqi also had a smirk on his face.

"We have captured two eggs of the Mangying family in Burma. Can they fight without dying? His soldiers and horses rushed for thousands of miles, and they happened to be massacred by our army relying on the fortifications built by our army. The malice from the Jiajing and Wanli years!"

The two towns of Yangon and Thanlyin face each other across the Yangon River.From these two cities spread out along the Yangon River.It is the richest and most important Irrawaddy River Delta in the land of Myanmar.The Yangon River is called the River.It is actually an estuary.It is between the Ayeyarwady River and the Sidang River. It is formed by the confluence of the Bago River and Mimaga River near Yangon from the east and west foot of Bago Mountain. Since then, it has been called the Yangon River.

And the Irrawaddy River.It is not an exaggeration to call it the mother river and main artery of Myanmar.

After Jiaomiao rushed out of the high mountains and canyons, the originally roaring and irritable river flowed through the central arid zone along the wide and open river. The large area here is composed of alluvial plains, and the temper suddenly became much milder.The river suddenly turned west from Mandalay, then turned southwest, joined the Qindun River, and then continued to flow southwest.The meandering river passes through the densely populated arid area and reaches Ren'anqiang (I believe everyone is familiar with this place name), and then continues to flow southward.

Along the banks of the Ayeyarwady River, a central rift valley is formed, and the area of ​​the valley accounts for 1/3 of the country's area.The delta area formed by a large amount of sediment at the sea estuary is the most densely populated and affluent area in the country.It is mainly rice planted here, and it is the first center of rice in Myanmar. It enjoys the reputation of "Myanmar Barn". Ninety percent of the grain fields in Myanmar are suitable for planting rice, and half of the rice planting area is in the Irrawaddy River Delta area.The location of Yangon and the surrounding areas occupy most of this half of the rice planting area.Not only is the area large, but the yield per mu here is nearly [-]% higher than that in other regions of Myanmar, and some areas even reach a gap that is nearly double the average yield per mu.

Here are the well-deserved rice bags and money bags of the Burmese Mangying family.

More importantly, this river is also a major artery from north to south in Myanmar, transporting rice produced in Myanmar to and from this waterway.Other crops such as sesame, cotton and various local products are also transported through the Ayeyarwady River.All kinds of precious jade, amber and gemstones produced in northern Myanmar and agricultural products in central Myanmar are mostly transported to various parts of Myanmar through the Irrawaddy River and its tributaries.

More importantly, the mountainous areas along the Irrawaddy River and its tributaries are densely forested and there are many varieties, among which teak is the most valuable. (Myanmar is the main exporter of teak in the world, and is known as the "Country of Teak") These high-quality teak are high-grade materials for shipbuilding, bridge building, and furniture manufacturing. source.The felled teak wood is first transported to the nearby river by elephants. During the rainy season, it is tied into a large raft and floated down the river until Yangon, and then sold to businessmen from all over the place.There used to be Chinese businessmen with good brains who bought teak wood to build ships here, and then loaded them with rice and shipped them to Guangzhou for sale. After the rice was sold out, they dismantled the ships and sold the wood.

Money bags, rice bags, and main arteries, the Nanyue Army took control of this place, and they absolutely took the initiative.

"Deng Xianda's one brigade is not enough. The two garrison brigades currently in Shanlian are also transferred there. Shalian can stay and form the fifth brigade to guard there. Remember that the navy must firmly support me. The Guanghe River and the Irrawaddy River are tightly blocked! Those wood, cotton, emerald gemstones, etc., Ben Bo just accepted it with a smile."

When everyone heard Shou Han's ridicule, they all had smiles on their faces.

"My lord. If the angel doesn't come, we don't need any excuses to attack the Burmese king, just fight. But now that our emperor sent this prince to come, we have to find a reason that can be announced." It's over." Li Peilin was not worried about the outcome of this war at all, what he cared about was how to explain to the emperor and how to clean up the mess outside of the war.

"Master Changshi, my lord, I have a little opinion, and I would like to speak out, please give me your advice." Amidst the constant coughing, An Tianhong struggled to express his opinion.

"The Burmese king has three major crimes. One is to monopolize trade, oppress the people, and do many injustices. This is one of them. The other is that he has not paid tribute for a long time, and he has no courtesies. Looting business travel. Against the management of Nanzhong Sea, I don’t know what the Lord thinks?”…

Hearing the several crimes compiled for the Burmese Mangying family by his director of ceremonies.Shou Han really has the feeling of wanting to cry but has no tears. Sure enough, power politics is a proper virtue!What is the difference between this and saying that you have a big killer like a brick in your house, and I will take someone to your house to search it?

"Master An's words. It's very good, and it can save our emperor's face. However, what he wants is face, and what we want is lining. Everyone still needs to discuss how to deal with this one in the end. end?"

Shou-han's words set the tone for the meeting.

"My lord, if we can't destroy Myanmar like we destroyed Champa, the Zheng family, and the Mo family, how about doing it again according to the treaty signed with Siam that day? Let him cede land and pay compensation, and open ports for trade?"

"Victory is easy and occupation is difficult. What's more, it is a powerful country like Myanmar that claims to be able to mobilize 8000 million troops? Don't forget, he once defeated countries such as Siam and Nanzhang. Therefore, don't try to eat it all at once, or Slow cooker is good."

At present, the civil servants guarding the Han Dynasty began to learn how to cut, how to digest, and how to enslave and squeeze the occupied land and people based on past experience.

Oh, I made a typo, how to make people in these backward areas feel advanced civilization, so that the resources in their area can be fully utilized and developed.

Naturally, it is not necessary for Lao Shouhan to do these things himself, and a group of guys under him who are proficient in this way will naturally handle things well.

However, no matter how good a diplomat is, he must have the strength to back him up.

Everyone's eyes turned to the Western Expeditionary Army at this time, concerned about the news coming from the west.

Finally, on the fifth day after Wang Dehua and others arrived in Hue, an amazing news came from the west.

On the 25th of the twelfth lunar month, the Stove Lord has already been sacrificed, and every household is preparing for the New Year.Years of development have made the people in Ha Tinh and other places in Hue, no matter what nationality they are or who they are, have become accustomed to the most important festival of the New Year. Spring Festival couplets.

In the palace, Shou Han was chatting with Wang Dehua casually, listening to him explain the various rules in the palace, so as to set an example for the servants of Uncle Ningyuan's mansion.

Wang Dehua gave Yanmeier, Li Muhua, Xiuzhu, Aolei Yilan, and Meishan Shilin two sisters, these wives and concubines were either ordered by the imperial court or brought into the house by Uncle Ning Yuan himself. It tells about the procedures and etiquette of how to celebrate the new year in the palace, how to worship ancestors and heaven, etc.Hearing that Li Muhua's eyes were shining brightly, Wang Dehua's narration undoubtedly reminded her of the scene in the palace of the Li Dynasty.

Ever since she learned that Wang Dehua came here with a sacred order to report the name and resume of the prince as soon as possible, she kept staring at Shou Han, fearing that she would not be able to take care of him at a glance, and Shou Han changed her mind. .

By doing this, she hurt Shou Han.Li Muhua followed him for a moment, and the other wives with grown-up children were also aware of his purpose, so if you can cling to your husband, so can we.

The wives and concubines gathered around Shou Han under the pretense that the year was approaching and there were not many things to do, just to have fun with the whole family.Even Ao Lei Yilan, who had already reached the expected date of delivery, saw that everyone gathered around her husband, and followed her closely, not to be outdone, which made the guard a little miserable.

Wang Dehua spoke happily, and the wives and a group of women behind them listened with great interest, but Shou Han was rather boring, and was falling asleep at the moment.But suddenly there was a commotion from the city, and as the sound spread, the commotion became louder and louder, but it was hard to hear what they were shouting.

"Go! Go and see!"

Shou Han motioned to the guards standing at the gate, and Wang Dehua quietly gave the little eunuch a look, signaling him to go out and see what happened in the city.

After a while, a guard flushed with excitement and hurried back from the door.

"My lord! Great victory! The third son sent someone to report the victory!"

Hearing that the third son Li Huaxuan, who together with Xu Huanshan led the left wing fleet and many people to conquer Gela, sent someone back to report the victory, everyone couldn't help but change their colors.

Shouhan lifted the thin woolen blanket on his legs and jumped up from the rocking chair, while Huaxuan's biological mother and aunt Meishan couldn't help but have tears in their eyes, and Yanmei'er was ahead of everyone else. I asked the guard before, "How is the third young master? Have you ever been injured or sick?"

On the contrary, the expressions on the faces of Li Muhua and Wang Dehua fluctuated, but they were fleeting, and they immediately threw themselves into the celebration of this great victory. (.)