Win the Ding 1617

Chapter 566 Come, take off their pants!

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"A man stands between heaven and earth, and he should be decisive in his actions. He only wants to be worthy of the general trend of heaven and earth. ☆→, as for the etiquette system, you don't have to stick to it. If you sent a messenger back and forth to Hue for a parent's order that day Didn’t the relationship with your old man chill the hearts of the common people? Missed a big deal? My son is going to do big things, how can he be such a mother-in-law?”

After meeting Li Shouhan, Shouhan admired Lu Mahong, his daughter-in-law.He couldn't help but praise Li Huayu's beautiful marriage!

However, when Lu Mahong served tea to his father-in-law in accordance with Han etiquette, Shou Han couldn't help but secretly praised him, "My stupid son has the same vision as his father! He's a good pick of women!"

Lu Mahong's figure and appearance, if according to the aesthetic standards of court officials in the Ming Dynasty, are the same as Ao Lei Yilan's, they are of the kind that cannot be seen.The skin is the kind of dark black that is unique to the mountain people, but the color of Luma Hong is relatively white, but it is also a wheat color.The facial features are sharp and angular, and the temperament is firm and strong; where can you see the charming temperament like a delicate flower and a weak willow?

Sure enough, when the officials saw the appearance of the young lady from Ningyuanbo's mansion, almost half of the officials present almost dropped their jaws in shock.

Two lotus root-like arms stretched out, covered with gold rings and silver rings of different thicknesses, and two sharp knives were worn around the waist. How could this be the appearance that the eldest daughter-in-law of the Zanying family should look like?This is clearly the way of barbarians in a barbaric place!

It has been a few days since Shou Han organized troops stationed in Shandong Province to encircle and block Abatai who fled around the country. These Shandong local officials have also become familiar with the style of this Uncle Ning Yuan from unfamiliarity.There are quite a few sayings in private.

"Our uncle, if you talk about using troops to fight wars and being loyal to Ming Dynasty, there is nothing to talk about." Several Shandong local officials were quite emotional when discussing in private.

but.In the language of Chinese people, even if there are [-] good words in the front, as long as there is a turning point, but and the like, no matter how many foreshadowings are in front, it will not help.It even backfired.

"However. It's a bit of negligence in this area of ​​self-cultivation and morality!"

This can be regarded as relatively reserved and polite.Those who say it directly are directly pointing out the curtains of Shou Han's inner house!

With the help of people with good intentions, the fact that Shou Han took a mother and daughter to spend in the house is no longer a secret among the official circles in Denglai, Shandong.

Although there are countless concubines and maids hiding in their respective houses, and some thousand-year-old families still have the right of first night to the tenants, this does not prevent them from judging the guards from the commanding heights of morality.

Especially when the latest version of the lace news about the mother and daughter was released, it added countless talking points to the officialdom.

This latest upgraded version is, "Uncle Ningyuan's sword is not old. The mother and daughter flowers are sowing and sprouting!"

"Tell me, after these two children are born, how should their seniority be counted? Are they brothers or uncles and nephews?"

Among the officials present today, most of them have heard of this palace secret. Although they are quite envious of Uncle Ningyuan's beauty and ability in their hearts, this does not prevent them from continuing to follow their ancestors to the end. In the footsteps of Master Sheng, Ning Yuanbo can be judged morally in the way of killing Shao Zhengmao.

However, when someone experienced Lu Mahong's gait, expression, and face makeup, he noticed it.When the young mistress of the Earl's Mansion was afraid that she was also pregnant at this time, she was thinking secretly in her heart.How should the future generations of these three children be calculated?How to arrange?

(Huang Taiji sent a congratulatory message from Guangning, expressing that the pressure is not too great, "Emperor Taizu Gao and I also married a woman from the same tribe as the side Fujin. According to your etiquette system, Emperor Taizu Gao should call me Uncle!" And in his harem at this time, there are a pair of aunts and nephews, his queen Zhezhe and the famous "My Xiaozhuang" Bumbutai. Among them are Princess Gulun Wenzhuang and Princess Gulun Jingduan , Princess Gulun and Princess Yong’an were all born by Zhezhe, I don’t know how they are related to Fulin, Princess Gulun Yongmu, Princess Gulun Shuhui, and Princess Gulun Shuzhe who were born to Bumbu Taisheng?)

"Sure enough, he is a soldier who has made great achievements in the military! What kind of etiquette, righteousness and shame do you have, and what kind of aristocratic background do you know? The true nature of the barbarians will not change!" Some people in their hearts slammed the Shou Han father and son's concept of mate selection.

In Lao Tzu's house, there are beauties presented by the Saurons, and there are also a pair of Mongolian women, mother and daughter, who are said to be in Guangzhou, Hue, etc., their old nests.There are also many barbarian women, such as Siamese, Tianzhu, Shengmiao, Tianfang, Uzbek, and even Hongmaoyi women!

The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. I have taken in a bunch of barbarian women, and my son naturally finds barbarian women as his wives!As for his precious daughter, she is a living treasure. How can a girl go out to sea with a group of big men, haunted by storms and artillery fire?

well!The world is going downhill, and the laws of the country are abolished!

For the sake of face, Li Huayu, who is also wearing a third-rank official uniform, greeted his Shandong colleagues with a smile as a colleague.Bing Bei said, originally there was no fixed grade.It depends on his original rank.And Li Huayu's original position was a chief of the Taiwan Guard.If you look into it in detail, both fourth and fifth ranks are possible.

As Li Shouhan's eldest son, the Ministry of Officials would naturally not be able to give Li Huayu a fourth-rank grade, so that everyone would lose face.Among other things, the big bosses in the cabinet, the eunuchs who hold the pen and print the eunuchs who are the supervisors of rites, can't do business there, not to mention the Jinyiwei and the banner school of the East Factory staring like wolves and tigers.Therefore, the doctor and secretary of the official department racked their brains to find a reason in the system to promote this young master Li.

However, no matter how clear your officials are like water, it is difficult to prevent officials from being as slippery as oil.

A book office gave advice to the Langzhong: "The establishment of military equipment and roads in the country is not a special shortage. It is for the political, counselor, and deputy envoys of the provinces' chief political envoys and procuratorial envoys. Therefore, there is a matter of rank that adults are worried about. If the chief envoy is appointed as a political envoy, he is from the third rank, if he is a counselor, he is from the fourth rank. If he is appointed as the deputy envoy of the procuratorate, he is the fourth rank."

"From my subordinate's point of view, Taiwan and Fujian are across the sea, so it's better to promote Mr. Li's eldest son as the deputy envoy of Fujian's chief envoy, and as the deputy envoy, he will serve as the military commander of Taiwan, admiral of the soldiers and horses in that place Money and food, but also manage farming and horse administration."

This is how Li Huayu's Taiwan Bingbeidao and Li Huaxuan's Banggala Bingbeidao came about. The two brothers became third-rank officials in the civil service system of the Ming Dynasty.

Look at the peacock patch on Li Huayu.Looking at the cloud goose, white pheasant and egret on his body, the local officials in Shandong couldn't help feeling mixed feelings.Pity me for ten years of studying hard in the cold window, and I was born in the right way of Kejia, but I still can't compare with a wealthy son in a barren land!

Everyone has this idea, and someone will show it.

Especially when Luma, dressed in barbarian clothes, sat next to Li Huayu majesticly and participated in the banquet of civil and military officials in Denglai, Shandong, it was even more unbearable!

"Sure enough, they are barbarians! They don't understand etiquette at all!"

However, although Lu Mahong was dressed strangely, her manners were quite well-behaved.The demeanor is somewhat of a master's demeanor. With the swing of the two arms, those exquisite golden rings collide from time to time, making crisp and clear sounds.

Out of etiquette, but also with various purposes, some people intend to curry favor with this young marshal, and some people intend to give this young third-rank officer a bad taste in the freshly baked Taiwan military equipment, so they all got up and came forward A toast to Li Huayu and his wife.

Some people flattered Li Huayu and his wife, and naturally some people dug holes for Lu Mahong.

but.Although Lu Mahong was born in the mountains, she is not stupid.He is also a person who has studied on the island of Taiwan. For the minds and tricks of these officials, he can also discern one or two from the expressions on their faces and some subtleties.Which one is here to please my husband and wife, and which one is here to prepare to see my own jokes, there is some sense of propriety in my heart.

After several contacts, it was handled appropriately.Quite everyone's style.What's more, it is the unique mountain people's good drinking capacity. When the wine is dry, several officials who plan to pour down the young wife of the Ningyuan uncle's mansion with soju are actually disgraced by themselves.

"I don't know what books the young lady is reading recently? Zhuojing and my daughter are also in the provincial capital. If the young lady has spare time, you can come to ask for advice."

"Exactly! The Young Madam is such a character. She must have read the Four Books of Women and the Biography of Martyr Women by heart. Nuhong knitting, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all proficient!"

Seeing that Lumahong cannot be poured down with wine, these guys' brains are also very fast, and they will use their own strengths to attack Lumahong's shortcomings.From their point of view, what do barbarian women in barbarian lands know about the Four Books for Women?I'm afraid I only know the art of fishing and hunting, so what about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?

"In this sage's hometown, a land of poetry and books, naturally I dare not say that I have read books. I just know a few thousand characters. I have never read the Four Books for Women, but I have selected a few chapters of Analects."

There was some excitement on Luma's red wheat-colored face, and she was always proud of reading.

Hearing that Lu Mahong said that she knew a few thousand characters, and still said "Slightly" very modestly. After reading the Analects, the officials with brighter minds immediately made a haha ​​excuse and went back to their seats to stop participating in this matter.

Just kidding, let alone a woman from a savage land, even in the land of Qilu and Jiangnan, how many women can say that they know thousands of characters and have read the Analects of Confucius?It's better not to provoke such a woman, just go back and drink your own wine honestly.In order not to offend this young lady, it is not easy for thousands of Dongfan soldiers to go crazy!

However, there are only a small number of smart people or people who know the current affairs in this world, otherwise, the saying that those who know the current affairs are the best will not be handed down.

When Lu Mahong said that she had never read the Four Books for Women, but had read a few Analects, several officials couldn't help laughing.Qiqi set his sights on an official wearing a sixth-grade heron uniform.

"Brother Kong Nian, this is the transmission of the most holy teacher. I am afraid that you are the only one who is qualified to sit and discuss with the young lady."

The official surnamed Kong is a child of the Kong family, and the county magistrate of Qufu is.Ordinary county magistrates are seventh-rank, and some counties under the jurisdiction of Jingshi, Qufu, and Nanzhili have sixth-rank magistrates.For example, the magistrate of Daxing County in the capital is the sixth rank.The sixth grade is using egrets as the pattern of supplementary clothing.

As a wealthy and headless Confucian family in the world, not only has the title and salary of Duke Yansheng, but also has large tracts of fertile land and tenants. In addition to these, the county magistrate of Qufu County has always been held by the children of the Confucian family.It also controls local administrative and judicial power.

Do not believe?Go to the Confucian Mansion in Qufu, on the lobby of Yanshenggong Mansion.The customs seal and fire lottery of Qufu County are all on the table.

This Mr. Kong is an outstanding person among the disciples of the Confucius family. If he hadn't worried about slaves roaming around and harassing the ancestral mausoleum, with the dignity and arrogance of the Kong family, how could he have braved the wind and snow to come to Jinan to meet Li Shouhan, a recent riser? upstart?

"I'm a low-level official, but I'm the magistrate of Qufu County. I don't know how the young lady studied?"

"When my husband was first established in Taiwan, he vigorously promoted education. It was at that time that I entered a school and read some books. Although my husband spent a lot of effort in Taiwan to vigorously promote education, Taiwan After all, the grassland is just opening and the thorns are opened. In the words of scholars, it is a land of barbarians. This education is not very good. The women in most villages only know about [-] characters, and they can barely It’s just writing family letters and keeping accounts. The better ones can know about [-] characters. Many women in the village community have to ask others for the pronunciation and meaning of individual characters when reading newspapers and notices. Only then can they barely read the article.”

Lu Mahong made an understatement, and what seemed to be very ordinary words made the faces of the adults turn blue and red. A land of barbarians can make Li Huayu go to such an extent!Not to mention a barren land like Taiwan, even a provincial capital like Jinan, there are a lot of illiterates, otherwise the status of scholars would not be so high!

"Master Young Master promotes the way of sages and sages in Taiwan. He promotes Wanghua, and his hard work has achieved extraordinary results. These students are all very admired." Kong County Magistrate said words of great admiration.But calling Li Huayu the young uncle and not the official title, the subtext contained in it is still saying that you are just relying on Lao Tzu.

"But I don't know how the theory of saints is promoted in your place?"

County Magistrate Kong sized up Lu Mahong's expression while asking questions, although he kept telling himself not to speak rudely.See no evil.But a pair of eyes still involuntarily looked up and down Lu Mahong.

well!After scrutinizing it for a while, Grandpa Kong couldn't help but think of the letter from Nanjing from his friend in the same year, which mentioned another Mrs. Ru of Uncle Ning Yuan, who was also the daughter of a remote barbarian, and she was called Ao Lei Yilan.

"Sure enough, it's a family tradition! Both father and son are like this! They like the barbarian style!"

but.Lu Mahong's next answer immediately made him feel ashamed and angry.

"Master Kong, I just said that Taiwan is remote, just like Emperor Taizu said, like a newborn bird whose feathers cannot be plucked. If you come up and promote the Four Books and Five Classics, I am afraid that few people can understand them. Therefore, the Four Books and Five Classics They are all optional readings, and you can’t memorize them backwards like Daming’s Juren, but I still remember some of them.”

"Oh! I don't know which chapter of the sage's theory the young lady has memorized?"

"For example, Zi once said that Chen Li will be listed, and those who can't be stopped or something. I don't know if the adults know more things. If you know, please give me your advice."

As soon as Lu Mahong said these words, magistrate Kong and others almost died of cerebral hemorrhage on the spot!

Confucius did indeed say, "Let the strength stand, and stop what cannot be done." What does this mean?Translated into the vernacular, it means to do what you can, and to get lost if you can't.You have to measure your own weight, don't occupy the latrine and don't shit

Although Confucian scholars of later generations claimed to have memorized the Four Books and Five Classics up to date, they didn't mention this sentence of their ancestors very much, or they were selectively forgotten.However, others say it's okay to forget, but county magistrate Kong can't say that he doesn't know or has little knowledge.These are the words of your ancestors. Didn't your family rely on this to make a living in the past dynasties?If other people are elders of several dynasties, it is a curse. No matter who is sitting in the Dragon Court in your family, whether it is Han, Jurchens, Mongols, or others, as long as they respect Confucianism, Confucianism The position cannot be shaken.

Seeing County Magistrate Kong's face flushed like a pig's liver, Li Shouhan couldn't help but feel extremely happy, and couldn't help shouting happily!Huayu is a good wife!This tactic of using the spear of the son to attack the shield of the son can be described as superb.

However, this is not the climax, Lu Mahong's subsequent words slapped a group of civil servants in Shandong to the point of crackling.

"I still remember that the sage once said, if you don't hold on to the danger, and don't support it, how can you use the other?" Lu Mahong is really not good at reading, and she said it one by one, but she answered that sentence. If you say that, you will punch the master to death.Facing Lu Mahong's words, a group of civil servants who had always read sage books were speechless!

What does this mean?It probably means that you don’t help (him) when you can’t stand, and don’t help (him) when you fall down. Then what do you want to do, a person who guides the blind to walk?The extended meaning is, if you don’t provide assistance in times of crisis, what should you do?

It turned out that Kong Laoer sprayed Ran with these words.At that time, Ran You told Kong Laoer that the Ji family would attack Zhuanyu, Kong Laoer was very upset, and sprayed Ran You.Ran You said that this was what Ji Sun meant, not ours, and we couldn't stop the leader if he spoke.Kong Er was even more unhappy, and said directly: Chen Li will list it, and if he can't, stop it.Then he said: You can't help and support the lord when he is in danger, and you can't save the lord when his career is about to end, so why use you as a helper?

This is undoubtedly Chi Guoguo's slap in the face!Moreover, he was slapped in the face by an uncivilized woman from a savage place in a large crowd. In the words of his family's ancestors, "It is tolerable, which is unbearable?"

Immediately, the group of civil servants forgot their original intention of embarrassing Lu Mahong, Li Huayu, and even Li Shouhan who was in the lead.I just remember that I have been greatly wronged and insulted, and I asked Li Shouhan, as a parent, to discipline your son and daughter-in-law!

"Uncle, I have a word. Since the founding of the Ming dynasty, I have always attached great importance to changing the barbarians with Xia, so there are tributes from all directions, and the heart from the southwest. But today, the uncle's daughter-in-law is wearing a Hu suit, bare arms and feathers. There is a suspicion of turning barbarians into summer. I am not talented, but I still remember the teachings of my ancestors, so I would rather die than agree with the matter of wearing my left lapel. If the young lady refuses to change her clothes today, I am sorry that a certain family cannot be listed with the young lady! "

This is a bit of a spirit of playing around.Shou Han cursed in his heart.However, playing hooligans with me?Your kid is still young!Just right!Didn't you say that your ancestors taught you?I will use your ancestors to embarrass you!

"Parents of Kong, they are indeed descendants of saints! You are right, you are right. But since your family claims that the clothes have not changed for 3000 years, why do you wear pants? These pants were introduced by King Wuling of Zhao from Fanbang Hu people. How to make it? Come and serve Master Kong to change clothes!"

Before County Magistrate Kong could react, the Dongfan soldiers who were waiting on both sides had already disliked this guy, and these guys have been picking their noses and eyes since Mrs. Dashao came in.If you don't give them some flair, do you really think that all of Ning Yuanbo's mansions are full of faithful men and women? !

Several people serve one, just like a soap eagle chasing a purple swallow, even more like a tiger holding a lamb, stripping off the middle clothes of Kong County Magistrate and others without any effort.

The hall, which was still laughing and laughing at that time, became silent in an instant, and all the civil and military officials present were staring at this scene in a daze.Suddenly, several officials who had their trousers stripped started sobbing. (It’s a great event to drop pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you! Follow up~click the official account (add friends on WeChat-add official account-enter dd), and participate immediately! Everyone has a prize, now follow dd WeChat immediately Official account!) (To be continued..)

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