Doomsday cultivation system
Chapter 286
"Fuck you, it's true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and shit is in the eye of beauty!"
The more Li Xinyu thought about it, the more strange he felt, because he had a deep impression of the female captain, and soon a figure popped out of his mind.
But it was a man, the shadow of Wu Kunjia.
I remember that when we were in Liuhe Town, Li Xinyu led the Seventh Company of the Awakened Fighting Company to carry out a rescue mission. Liu Mengxin died in a desperate fight, and Wu Kunjia flew away from Xinling City with her body in his arms.
It is said that Wu Kunjia went to the provincial capital, but now Li Xinyu has been in Xiangnan City for two days, but there is no news of him at all.
"Fatty Tang, be serious to your brother!"
Li Xinyu stared at the smiling Tang Pengpeng, and said slowly, "Have you noticed that their captain looks a little like Wu Kunjia?"
"Wu Kunjia? We haven't seen that kid for a long time!"
Tang Pengpeng couldn't help being taken aback when he heard the words. He raised his head and thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Brother Yu, don't tell me, after you mention it, the two of them are really [-]% similar in appearance!"
Li Xinyu stood up and wanted to go to the window to take another look, but after hesitating for a moment, he still couldn't move.It's very rude to peep at someone at night, especially if it's an acquaintance's older sister, it's not kind to do so!
"Well, I think so too!"
Li Xinyu sat down and analyzed, "Wu Kunjia has an older sister, we've all met before, she's called Wu Heyue. That female captain is most likely!"
"His name is Wu Xiaoyue! We played in Kyoto during the summer vacation of the first year of high school. Did you save her?"
Tang Pengpeng's thoughts also became clear, and he looked at Li Xinyu with great interest. "Brother Yu. Believe it or not, the story of the hero saving the beauty with his body? Do you think Wu Xiaoyue is interested in you. Then Qianli Xunfu came?"
"Fuck your mother! I can't even remember her name, so don't give me nonsense about things that don't have a word!"
Although Li Xinyu said so, he couldn't calm down anymore. The scene where Wu Kunjia called himself "brother-in-law" seemed to be right in front of him.
Moreover, every time Zhang Ben mentioned Wu Xiaoyue to himself, he always had a strange expression, as if he had been poured a bottle of old Shanxi vinegar!
Li Xinyu remembered that Zhang Ben once pursued Wu Xiaoyue when he was in Kyoto.He also volunteered to write a love letter for Zhang Ben, and secretly threw it into Wu Xiaoyue's room.
However, did you forget to sign the love letter in the end?
It seems to have been written?
Li Xinyu was stunned suddenly, because he himself was not sure about the situation at that time.
"Brother Yu, as the saying goes, men chase after women, while women chase after men's film. You've made money! As long as you nod your head, the beauty will lie in your arms obediently!"
The more Tang Pengpeng thought about it, the more he realized that this was the case. His expression became more excited than Li Xinyu's, and he gesticulated with his hands and said, "Besides, you won't lose money, although Wu Xiaoyue's beauty is only a little worse than Xiaoli's. Dot it!"
For the first time, Li Xinyu seriously doubted Tang Pengpeng's aesthetics.This is definitely different from the main trend, Xiaoli's slightly fat figure.How can dark skin compare to Wu Xiaoyue?
"Oh, according to your analysis, I should go to the opposite side and knock on Wu Xiaoyue's door now, and then talk at night by candlelight." Li Xinyu said a little speechlessly.
"That's right! How can such a good opportunity be missed? If Xiaoli calls me, I will run over immediately!"
Tang Pengpeng looked immersed in fantasy, and said with longing, "Talk about life, talk about ideals... It would be great if we could communicate with each other and popularize knowledge about physical health!"
"Beasts!"
Li Xinyu only had two words to comment on this, but no man would be too resistant to such beautiful women.
However, the reason why Li Xinyu could not accept Wu Xiaoyue was because he always thought that Zhang Ben was pursuing Wu Xiaoyue, a friend's wife should not be bullied!
"Brother Yu, thank you for the compliment!"
Tang Pengpeng got up and left in a dispirited mood, and said before going out, "Wu Xiaoyue came all the way from the capital, and you dare not eat it, which means you are not as good as a beast!"
The allusion about the inferiority between beasts and beasts came from an old joke, which was told by Li Xinyu to Tang Pengpeng, and now Tang Pengpeng humiliated Li Xinyu in turn.
The content of the joke is that a man and a woman sleep in the same bed, and the woman draws a line in the middle of the bed, saying that if you dare to come here at night, you are a beast, and I will shout loudly!
The man really didn't dare to move all night. The woman slapped the man when she got up in the morning. What did the man say?I didn't cross the line!The woman said she hadn't crossed the line, but what the old lady hit was something inferior to a beast like you.
"Beasts are inferior" has become synonymous with "sexual impotence". Of course, Li Xinyu was not happy when he heard Tang Pengpeng say that!
"Fatty Tang, come back to me!"
Li Xinyu was very fast, grabbed Tang Pengpeng and threw him on the bed, and said angrily, "Don't you know that Zhang Ben likes Wu Xiaoyue? When we were in the capital, we even gave him a plan to chase Wu Xiaoyue!"
"Damn, is this all old and outdated a few years ago?"
Tang Pengpeng's butt hurt from the fall, and he said bluffingly, "That kid Zhang Ben is so flirtatious, maybe he has already moved on!"
This sentence reminded Li Xinyu of the scene where Wu Kunjia called himself "brother-in-law". If he didn't know something, he would definitely not call himself such a tiger-headed tiger-head.
In fact, Li Xinyu and Tang Pengpeng have already lost their positions. As for Wu Xiaoyue's purpose in coming to the provincial capital of Xiangnan City from Kyoto, only she will know.
Li Xinyu wondered if he was a little self-indulgent. It is very likely that Wu Xiaoyue came to carry out a secret military mission, or she came to find her younger brother Wu Kunjia, maybe...
But no matter what, Li Xinyu felt that it was necessary to meet Wu Xiaoyue, because she came from the capital and must know the situation of herself and Tang Pengpeng's parents.
"Brother Yu, what are you going to do?"
Tang Pengpeng's terrified cry surprised Li Xinyu from his contemplation. He put his hands on his chest, licked his lips and said, "I'm still a big old man, you have to be gentle!"
"Go away!"
Li Xinyu held Tang Pengpeng by the collar, threw him directly to the door, and said disgustedly, "I'm not interested in your chrysanthemums, but I will like my Liuchen Feijian!"
The Chrysanthemum Flying Sword of the Chrysanthemum Maniac?
Tang Pengpeng turned and ran, clutching his ass, leaving only Li Xinyu sitting by the bed and thinking deeply. (To be continued..)
The more Li Xinyu thought about it, the more strange he felt, because he had a deep impression of the female captain, and soon a figure popped out of his mind.
But it was a man, the shadow of Wu Kunjia.
I remember that when we were in Liuhe Town, Li Xinyu led the Seventh Company of the Awakened Fighting Company to carry out a rescue mission. Liu Mengxin died in a desperate fight, and Wu Kunjia flew away from Xinling City with her body in his arms.
It is said that Wu Kunjia went to the provincial capital, but now Li Xinyu has been in Xiangnan City for two days, but there is no news of him at all.
"Fatty Tang, be serious to your brother!"
Li Xinyu stared at the smiling Tang Pengpeng, and said slowly, "Have you noticed that their captain looks a little like Wu Kunjia?"
"Wu Kunjia? We haven't seen that kid for a long time!"
Tang Pengpeng couldn't help being taken aback when he heard the words. He raised his head and thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Brother Yu, don't tell me, after you mention it, the two of them are really [-]% similar in appearance!"
Li Xinyu stood up and wanted to go to the window to take another look, but after hesitating for a moment, he still couldn't move.It's very rude to peep at someone at night, especially if it's an acquaintance's older sister, it's not kind to do so!
"Well, I think so too!"
Li Xinyu sat down and analyzed, "Wu Kunjia has an older sister, we've all met before, she's called Wu Heyue. That female captain is most likely!"
"His name is Wu Xiaoyue! We played in Kyoto during the summer vacation of the first year of high school. Did you save her?"
Tang Pengpeng's thoughts also became clear, and he looked at Li Xinyu with great interest. "Brother Yu. Believe it or not, the story of the hero saving the beauty with his body? Do you think Wu Xiaoyue is interested in you. Then Qianli Xunfu came?"
"Fuck your mother! I can't even remember her name, so don't give me nonsense about things that don't have a word!"
Although Li Xinyu said so, he couldn't calm down anymore. The scene where Wu Kunjia called himself "brother-in-law" seemed to be right in front of him.
Moreover, every time Zhang Ben mentioned Wu Xiaoyue to himself, he always had a strange expression, as if he had been poured a bottle of old Shanxi vinegar!
Li Xinyu remembered that Zhang Ben once pursued Wu Xiaoyue when he was in Kyoto.He also volunteered to write a love letter for Zhang Ben, and secretly threw it into Wu Xiaoyue's room.
However, did you forget to sign the love letter in the end?
It seems to have been written?
Li Xinyu was stunned suddenly, because he himself was not sure about the situation at that time.
"Brother Yu, as the saying goes, men chase after women, while women chase after men's film. You've made money! As long as you nod your head, the beauty will lie in your arms obediently!"
The more Tang Pengpeng thought about it, the more he realized that this was the case. His expression became more excited than Li Xinyu's, and he gesticulated with his hands and said, "Besides, you won't lose money, although Wu Xiaoyue's beauty is only a little worse than Xiaoli's. Dot it!"
For the first time, Li Xinyu seriously doubted Tang Pengpeng's aesthetics.This is definitely different from the main trend, Xiaoli's slightly fat figure.How can dark skin compare to Wu Xiaoyue?
"Oh, according to your analysis, I should go to the opposite side and knock on Wu Xiaoyue's door now, and then talk at night by candlelight." Li Xinyu said a little speechlessly.
"That's right! How can such a good opportunity be missed? If Xiaoli calls me, I will run over immediately!"
Tang Pengpeng looked immersed in fantasy, and said with longing, "Talk about life, talk about ideals... It would be great if we could communicate with each other and popularize knowledge about physical health!"
"Beasts!"
Li Xinyu only had two words to comment on this, but no man would be too resistant to such beautiful women.
However, the reason why Li Xinyu could not accept Wu Xiaoyue was because he always thought that Zhang Ben was pursuing Wu Xiaoyue, a friend's wife should not be bullied!
"Brother Yu, thank you for the compliment!"
Tang Pengpeng got up and left in a dispirited mood, and said before going out, "Wu Xiaoyue came all the way from the capital, and you dare not eat it, which means you are not as good as a beast!"
The allusion about the inferiority between beasts and beasts came from an old joke, which was told by Li Xinyu to Tang Pengpeng, and now Tang Pengpeng humiliated Li Xinyu in turn.
The content of the joke is that a man and a woman sleep in the same bed, and the woman draws a line in the middle of the bed, saying that if you dare to come here at night, you are a beast, and I will shout loudly!
The man really didn't dare to move all night. The woman slapped the man when she got up in the morning. What did the man say?I didn't cross the line!The woman said she hadn't crossed the line, but what the old lady hit was something inferior to a beast like you.
"Beasts are inferior" has become synonymous with "sexual impotence". Of course, Li Xinyu was not happy when he heard Tang Pengpeng say that!
"Fatty Tang, come back to me!"
Li Xinyu was very fast, grabbed Tang Pengpeng and threw him on the bed, and said angrily, "Don't you know that Zhang Ben likes Wu Xiaoyue? When we were in the capital, we even gave him a plan to chase Wu Xiaoyue!"
"Damn, is this all old and outdated a few years ago?"
Tang Pengpeng's butt hurt from the fall, and he said bluffingly, "That kid Zhang Ben is so flirtatious, maybe he has already moved on!"
This sentence reminded Li Xinyu of the scene where Wu Kunjia called himself "brother-in-law". If he didn't know something, he would definitely not call himself such a tiger-headed tiger-head.
In fact, Li Xinyu and Tang Pengpeng have already lost their positions. As for Wu Xiaoyue's purpose in coming to the provincial capital of Xiangnan City from Kyoto, only she will know.
Li Xinyu wondered if he was a little self-indulgent. It is very likely that Wu Xiaoyue came to carry out a secret military mission, or she came to find her younger brother Wu Kunjia, maybe...
But no matter what, Li Xinyu felt that it was necessary to meet Wu Xiaoyue, because she came from the capital and must know the situation of herself and Tang Pengpeng's parents.
"Brother Yu, what are you going to do?"
Tang Pengpeng's terrified cry surprised Li Xinyu from his contemplation. He put his hands on his chest, licked his lips and said, "I'm still a big old man, you have to be gentle!"
"Go away!"
Li Xinyu held Tang Pengpeng by the collar, threw him directly to the door, and said disgustedly, "I'm not interested in your chrysanthemums, but I will like my Liuchen Feijian!"
The Chrysanthemum Flying Sword of the Chrysanthemum Maniac?
Tang Pengpeng turned and ran, clutching his ass, leaving only Li Xinyu sitting by the bed and thinking deeply. (To be continued..)
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