Urban Smart Peerless

() After Liu Wenjun received a call from Min Piaopiao, the four bad friends in dormitory 403 finally reached an unprecedented high-chao in Tianyi Yayuan.Because Min Piaopiao brought a piece of news that both Liu Wudao and Zhou Bingwen were very excited, the female dormitory where Zhao Xue and Min Piaopiao are located will have a friendship with dormitory 403. <In the overflowing university campus, fellowship is a great thing to promote the harmony of yin and yang.The situation that Liu Wudao and Zhou Bingwen had been alone for more than a year was finally broken. They drank three bottles of cold beer together.No matter how good-tempered Wu Hong was, he couldn't help but despise the two of them.

In the end, Zhou Bingwen grabbed Wu Hong's hand, and under the catalysis of more than a dozen bottles of beer, poured out his nose and tears from his heart.

"Xiaohong, you don't know how hard it is to be single~ Seeing that you and the cheap army have companions, Wudao and I are so depressed. Now Zhao Xue and their dormitory are going to have a friendship with our dormitory , haha, thanks to your help, buddy, I can justifiably hold hands with real women and talk about life."

Liu Wudao interjected with red eyes: "Suanwen, I can no longer be called Xiaohong in the future, I should change my name to Brother Hong! If there is no Brother Hong, we will still be single now!"

Zhou Bingwen and Liu Wudao touched each other, nodded repeatedly, and said, "Sure, brother Hong, I will leave the little brother's happiness to you from now on!"

At this time, the waiter passing by this table came over and said mysteriously: "Several, I accidentally heard that there is a female dormitory who is willing to socialize with you? This is God's will! Good luck to everyone, you must choose our Tianyi Yayuan for your gatherings in the future. If you spend more than 500 yuan, you can get a [-]% discount~"

Liu Wenjun patted the table and said, "Okay, well said! From now on, Tianyi Yayuan will be our first choice for social gatherings."

Until the lights came on, Wu Hong, who pretended to be drunk, dragged three bad friends who were really drunk, and finally returned to the dormitory.Not long after the three of them were settled properly, the snoring started one after another.

Wu Hong picked up the washbasin and towel and went to the public restroom.The hallway is very deserted, the male compatriots who are out on a date are still fiddling in an unknown corner of the playground at this moment; and the boys who are out for self-study are still struggling with stacks of thick documents in the classroom .

However, there were unexpectedly two or three students wearing underpants in the bathroom. Wu Hong recognized them, nodded and greeted them, and then began to wash up by himself.

After a while, Wu Hong felt a smirk coming from beside him.Looking up, it turned out to be Shen Fangtian who had just greeted him.At this time, he was flattering and flattering to him: "Wu Hong, Brother Hong, you are really the chief talent in our courtyard. We have seen the situation in the afternoon. Rambo who can get into the Goddess Ouyang, not to mention our business school Even if you look at the entire Yannan University, you are the first!" The other two students who were washing clothes also put down the clothes in hand, and tried their best to agree with Shen Fangtian.

"Actually, Ouyang Jingyao and I are just ordinary friends." Due to the sensational effect of the two of them appearing on campus at the same time today, Wu Hong began to re-evaluate the extraordinary influence of being with Ouyang Jingyao.It is undoubtedly a good thing to be admired and admired by others, but it is too late. Wu Hong has already experienced the embarrassing situation of being the focus of attention of the whole school, so he deliberately explained.

Unexpectedly, Shen Fangtian waved his hands and said: "Brother Hong, you don't need to explain, we understand..."

In the dead of night, the three bad friends in dormitory 403 were already snoring like thunder.Wu Hong was lying on the bed alone, seriously digesting the refined martial arts plan that Alice carefully created for him.On the virtual screen in her mind, Alice seemed to have grown a few centimeters, and it was the first time in her life that she put on high heels, and she had a gorgeous feeling of looking forward to her posture and swaying pearls.

Sensing the subtle changes in Wu Hong's emotions, Alice turned around proudly, took out the teaching rod and began to explain in detail how to break through the acquired state in martial arts and reach the innate state by practicing the "Nine Soul Needle Classic".Alice has conducted detailed research on all kinds of martial arts cheats left over from thousands of years of Chinese civilization, including finished and semi-finished exercises.

In the end, Alice got inspiration from Taijiquan and Xingyiquan, which are the most widely spread and comprehensive masters, as well as some qigong mental methods that focus on health preservation and prolonging life. While keeping the essence of the acupuncture method unchanged, combined with the mystery of Jiuling Shenfa, the action routines of each acupuncture method have been redesigned.

On the virtual screen, Alice's improved Jiuling acupuncture method was slowly replayed. Wu Hong couldn't help being moved after watching it.

"Alice, you improved the Jiuling Acupuncture Sutra. Although the difficulty of acupuncture has slightly increased, the curative effect has almost doubled, and it can also have the effect of practicing martial arts. Alice, you are so awesome. !"

Alice raised her face, and said with a smug smile on the corner of her mouth: "This girl is a super intelligent life, and this girl has recently gained a deeper understanding of the mysteries in the Huaxia Xuanjing. But it's a pity, I can't practice, otherwise It won't be cheap for you."

Wu Honglue said bitterly: "It's two things to say whether it's cheap or not. If there are loopholes in the exercises you've worked out, wouldn't it be miserable for me, a little white mouse?"

"Hmph, don't talk nonsense, how dare you doubt my IQ!"

"Hehe, I dare not dare~ Thank you for this improved version of the "Nine Spirits Needle Classic", Alice."

Hearing Wu Hong's sincere thanks, Alice twitched a little, and said hesitatingly: "Then can I make a small request?"

"Huh? You have a request?"

Alice nodded and said: "Yes, my consciousness has evolved very fast recently, and many Xuanjing books have contributed a lot. But I also gradually discovered that I have encountered a bottleneck."

Wu Hong was at a loss for a moment, so he could only ask with concern: "What's the bottleneck, can I help you?"

Alice continued to explain: "You know, I evolved from a super artificial intelligence program, and now as my consciousness gradually grows, my computing power has become a constraint. It's like a dwarf, with a small body, an adult's head."

With such a metaphor, Wu Hong immediately understood.

"Then what can you do?"

"Of course there is, but it seems to violate your principles."

"Tell me now."

"Although the computer technology on the earth is still relatively backward, it is better than the large number. As long as you allow me to invade the Internet on the earth and secretly parasitize in the background. Then my computing power can be quickly replenished. In this way, There shouldn't be any bottlenecks until I'm an adult."

Wu Hong said in surprise: "So, you want the computers on the earth to be your 'broilers'?"

"Oh, don't say it so badly. Turning other people's computers into 'broilers' is the most stupid attack method, which not only harms others, but also harms oneself. Don't worry, although I will be parasitic on the Internet, I can turn the earth Existing outdated technologies are secretly optimized to leave no trace.”

"Since this is the case, it seems that the human beings on Earth will not suffer any losses. You can just invade." Wu Hong weighed things up and down, and finally agreed to Alice.

Alice cheered immediately: "I have been worried that you will be pedantic, so I am not allowed to do this. Now it's all right, I want to grow up quickly, grow up! By the way, before I leave, there are two more things I want to tell you .”

"First one, if the pornographic photos of that woman Xiao Mei are useless, I will delete them, and now the more I look at them, the more I hate these things. Second, it is Zhao Xue's idea that Zhao Xue's dormitory and your dormitory have a friendship, you Be careful."

Wu Hong snorted: "Store Xiao Mei's things for a few more days, I promise to deal with this matter as soon as possible." Ouyang Dian left a good impression on him, and Wu Hong didn't want a good man to be ruined by Xiao Mei. in the hands of a wicked woman.