Mix in the wizard world
Chapter 35 Because even if you say it, you can't understand it
() "By the way, human, where are you from?"
Hearing Princess Luo Jielin's question, Lin Fang's expression was a little stiff and gloomy, where... did it come from?
However, seeing this strange expression on Lin Fang's face...
Not to mention Princess Luo Jielin, even Alia and Louise, who disliked Lin Fang, were greatly surprised.
"Where did it come from, is it so important?"
Lin Fang put away the gloomy light on his face, and asked back with a smile.
"Let's not talk about Lin Fang's badminton, Lin Fang's numbers, multiplication formulas, etc., just the planes and hot air balloons..." Princess Luo Jielin frowned, and although her tone was complicated, she said very seriously: "No need Relying on the support of magic elements, you can fly into the sky, this...I feel that maybe the place you came from is very mysterious and powerful! If possible, I would like to invite you to take me to your hometown and see it!"
Take Princess Luo Jielin to the earth?
ri!
Want Lin Fang to return to Earth...
He went back early!
"I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness, I really want to take you there, but unfortunately, I can't go back!" Lin Fang's voice contained a bitter smile and self-deprecating taste.
"Well?"
Princess Luo Jielin and the others are all staring at Lin Fang at the moment.
Can't go back?
What does it mean?
"Are you...are you an exiled person?" Princess Luo Jielin asked in surprise, "People with potential and talent like you are all exiled, could it be that...the place you came from is already so powerful that it is unimaginable Is it that far?"
and so……
Will Lin Fang's hometown not value Lin Fang's potential and talent?
"Can you say that too?"
Lin Fang rubbed his chin suspiciously, and continued uncertainly. After all, the technology on Earth is definitely tens of thousands of years ahead of this Mage Continent!
Besides, no matter how powerful magic is, can it be compared with missiles and atomic bombs?
Princess Luo Jielin has fallen into deep shock at this time...
She really couldn't imagine that there would be a race, and she was willing to exile such a person with great talent and potential. You must know that Lin Fang alone, not to mention other things, can make a race rise and dominate the continent with just medicine!
This……
"Your Royal Highness! Do you believe what he said? Ten sentences, at least eleven are false!" Louise was a little surprised when she heard this, but she still spoke bluntly.
"Ten sentences, eleven sentences are false? Did you say the extra sentence?" Lin Fang rolled his eyes at Louise, and said angrily.
"Anyway, I won't believe any of your words!" Louise emphasized coldly: "Besides, human beings are creatures full of lies! Believe in human beings! That's courting death!"
"Then I will remind Miss Louise again, I only hope that you will not be deceived by human lies in the future!" Lin Fang glared at Louise, and said angrily and funny.
Oh shit!
Why is this chick confronting Lin Fang like this?
"You think I'm Aaliyah?" Louise sneered disdainfully, "I won't believe any human words, not even a word!"
"Sister Louise, why are you talking about me?"
Alia sneered in dissatisfaction, then Alia opened her bright eyes and looked at Lin Fang curiously: "Speaking of human beings, what is the place like where you come from? Could it be that there are planes and trains everywhere? ?”
"you can say it this way!"
After Lin Fang finished answering, Princess Luo Jielin said in a deep voice: "Human! If you can't take me there, then you can. Please tell me, what is the name of your hometown?"
"Uh……"
Lin Fang had a headache.
"Can't you say it?" Princess Luo Jielin asked in astonishment, then continued to open her red lips and said, "Sorry, since you can't say it, then..."
"It's not that I can't say it, but I'm afraid that if I say it, you won't understand." Lin Fang explained helplessly.
"You don't make names we haven't heard, why don't we understand?" Louise said angrily: "You always say words that others have never heard of to fool people! In this case, we don't know what you said anyway. What is the thing you said, and there is no way to prove whether the thing you said exists or not! In this way... even if it doesn't exist, you can still say that it exists! Hmph! You human being is really shameless!"
"..." Lin Fang was really speechless when he heard the words!
Then Lin Fang didn't bother to talk nonsense, then rubbed his forehead, looked at Princess Luo Jielin and Alia, smiled wryly: "There are some things I can't go into details! Because even if I say it, you won't understand it!"
"is it?"
Princess Luo Jielin didn't continue to ask, and then she looked at Louise and Alia, and continued to ask: "By the way, human beings, if the money is in place, then... when should we hire dwarves?" What about the dijing?"
"Your Highness, if you have time to think about this, you might as well think about how to use the slogan!" Lin Fang said to Princess Luo Jielin with a smile.
"Well?"
Princess Luo Jielin and the others all looked at Lin Fang in astonishment, and then Louise said angrily: "Look, this human being made up some words we haven't heard before! And advertising slogans! Only the devil knows what it means! "
"How should I say it? It's just propaganda!" Lin Fang explained: "Although we can sell rackets by taking advantage of your celebrity, princess, this is not a long-term solution, so it is better to add some slogans to get better results. , and a longer-lasting effect!"
"Oh?"
Princess Luo Jielin looked at Lin Fang in surprise, and asked, "So, what should I do?"
"Anyway, let's talk about the hype! For example, this Lin Fang brand badminton is based on the principle of human mechanics, so that consumers can enjoy the fun of sports while exercising!" Lin Fang He said solemnly.
"Human mechanics? Principles? Consumers?"
The sudden appearance of this series of novel terms really stunned Princess Luo Jielin, Louise and Aaliyah, and then they looked at Lin Fang in puzzlement.
"To put it simply, it's playing Lin Fang brand badminton, which can not only enjoy the fun of sports, but also exercise!" Lin Fang said: "And then add your reputation, Your Royal Highness... Hehe, advertising effect coupled with celebrity effect , under the double effect, it's hard to think about it if you don't succeed!"
"You said it lightly..."
Princess Luo Jielin shook her head and replied amusedly.
"Even if this doesn't work, at that time, let's find a few more elves and pretend to talk about the benefits of playing badminton. They say that since they played Linfang badminton, their legs are no longer sore, their waists are no longer painful, their legs and feet are strong, and they are human. He also has a lot of spirit."
Lin Fang said earnestly: "When the time comes, spread the 'benefits' of Lin Fang brand badminton, so..."
"Aren't you lying?"
Louise said angrily: "You actually want to join us and deceive other elves with you! Human! You are so dirty and shameless!"
I ri!
Why did this arrogant chick pop out again?
"Human, this is indeed a lie. Even if it's for making money, I can't do it!" Princess Luo Jielin shook her head in embarrassment: "This has exceeded my limit!"
"Can you stop being so rigid?"
Lin Fang touched his nose helplessly, and said: "Besides, playing badminton is always beneficial, and what I said is not much different! If you don't believe me, ask Alia if she has become stronger recently. , Endurance and physical strength have also improved?"
"Well……"
Hearing Princess Luo Jielin's question, Lin Fang's expression was a little stiff and gloomy, where... did it come from?
However, seeing this strange expression on Lin Fang's face...
Not to mention Princess Luo Jielin, even Alia and Louise, who disliked Lin Fang, were greatly surprised.
"Where did it come from, is it so important?"
Lin Fang put away the gloomy light on his face, and asked back with a smile.
"Let's not talk about Lin Fang's badminton, Lin Fang's numbers, multiplication formulas, etc., just the planes and hot air balloons..." Princess Luo Jielin frowned, and although her tone was complicated, she said very seriously: "No need Relying on the support of magic elements, you can fly into the sky, this...I feel that maybe the place you came from is very mysterious and powerful! If possible, I would like to invite you to take me to your hometown and see it!"
Take Princess Luo Jielin to the earth?
ri!
Want Lin Fang to return to Earth...
He went back early!
"I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness, I really want to take you there, but unfortunately, I can't go back!" Lin Fang's voice contained a bitter smile and self-deprecating taste.
"Well?"
Princess Luo Jielin and the others are all staring at Lin Fang at the moment.
Can't go back?
What does it mean?
"Are you...are you an exiled person?" Princess Luo Jielin asked in surprise, "People with potential and talent like you are all exiled, could it be that...the place you came from is already so powerful that it is unimaginable Is it that far?"
and so……
Will Lin Fang's hometown not value Lin Fang's potential and talent?
"Can you say that too?"
Lin Fang rubbed his chin suspiciously, and continued uncertainly. After all, the technology on Earth is definitely tens of thousands of years ahead of this Mage Continent!
Besides, no matter how powerful magic is, can it be compared with missiles and atomic bombs?
Princess Luo Jielin has fallen into deep shock at this time...
She really couldn't imagine that there would be a race, and she was willing to exile such a person with great talent and potential. You must know that Lin Fang alone, not to mention other things, can make a race rise and dominate the continent with just medicine!
This……
"Your Royal Highness! Do you believe what he said? Ten sentences, at least eleven are false!" Louise was a little surprised when she heard this, but she still spoke bluntly.
"Ten sentences, eleven sentences are false? Did you say the extra sentence?" Lin Fang rolled his eyes at Louise, and said angrily.
"Anyway, I won't believe any of your words!" Louise emphasized coldly: "Besides, human beings are creatures full of lies! Believe in human beings! That's courting death!"
"Then I will remind Miss Louise again, I only hope that you will not be deceived by human lies in the future!" Lin Fang glared at Louise, and said angrily and funny.
Oh shit!
Why is this chick confronting Lin Fang like this?
"You think I'm Aaliyah?" Louise sneered disdainfully, "I won't believe any human words, not even a word!"
"Sister Louise, why are you talking about me?"
Alia sneered in dissatisfaction, then Alia opened her bright eyes and looked at Lin Fang curiously: "Speaking of human beings, what is the place like where you come from? Could it be that there are planes and trains everywhere? ?”
"you can say it this way!"
After Lin Fang finished answering, Princess Luo Jielin said in a deep voice: "Human! If you can't take me there, then you can. Please tell me, what is the name of your hometown?"
"Uh……"
Lin Fang had a headache.
"Can't you say it?" Princess Luo Jielin asked in astonishment, then continued to open her red lips and said, "Sorry, since you can't say it, then..."
"It's not that I can't say it, but I'm afraid that if I say it, you won't understand." Lin Fang explained helplessly.
"You don't make names we haven't heard, why don't we understand?" Louise said angrily: "You always say words that others have never heard of to fool people! In this case, we don't know what you said anyway. What is the thing you said, and there is no way to prove whether the thing you said exists or not! In this way... even if it doesn't exist, you can still say that it exists! Hmph! You human being is really shameless!"
"..." Lin Fang was really speechless when he heard the words!
Then Lin Fang didn't bother to talk nonsense, then rubbed his forehead, looked at Princess Luo Jielin and Alia, smiled wryly: "There are some things I can't go into details! Because even if I say it, you won't understand it!"
"is it?"
Princess Luo Jielin didn't continue to ask, and then she looked at Louise and Alia, and continued to ask: "By the way, human beings, if the money is in place, then... when should we hire dwarves?" What about the dijing?"
"Your Highness, if you have time to think about this, you might as well think about how to use the slogan!" Lin Fang said to Princess Luo Jielin with a smile.
"Well?"
Princess Luo Jielin and the others all looked at Lin Fang in astonishment, and then Louise said angrily: "Look, this human being made up some words we haven't heard before! And advertising slogans! Only the devil knows what it means! "
"How should I say it? It's just propaganda!" Lin Fang explained: "Although we can sell rackets by taking advantage of your celebrity, princess, this is not a long-term solution, so it is better to add some slogans to get better results. , and a longer-lasting effect!"
"Oh?"
Princess Luo Jielin looked at Lin Fang in surprise, and asked, "So, what should I do?"
"Anyway, let's talk about the hype! For example, this Lin Fang brand badminton is based on the principle of human mechanics, so that consumers can enjoy the fun of sports while exercising!" Lin Fang He said solemnly.
"Human mechanics? Principles? Consumers?"
The sudden appearance of this series of novel terms really stunned Princess Luo Jielin, Louise and Aaliyah, and then they looked at Lin Fang in puzzlement.
"To put it simply, it's playing Lin Fang brand badminton, which can not only enjoy the fun of sports, but also exercise!" Lin Fang said: "And then add your reputation, Your Royal Highness... Hehe, advertising effect coupled with celebrity effect , under the double effect, it's hard to think about it if you don't succeed!"
"You said it lightly..."
Princess Luo Jielin shook her head and replied amusedly.
"Even if this doesn't work, at that time, let's find a few more elves and pretend to talk about the benefits of playing badminton. They say that since they played Linfang badminton, their legs are no longer sore, their waists are no longer painful, their legs and feet are strong, and they are human. He also has a lot of spirit."
Lin Fang said earnestly: "When the time comes, spread the 'benefits' of Lin Fang brand badminton, so..."
"Aren't you lying?"
Louise said angrily: "You actually want to join us and deceive other elves with you! Human! You are so dirty and shameless!"
I ri!
Why did this arrogant chick pop out again?
"Human, this is indeed a lie. Even if it's for making money, I can't do it!" Princess Luo Jielin shook her head in embarrassment: "This has exceeded my limit!"
"Can you stop being so rigid?"
Lin Fang touched his nose helplessly, and said: "Besides, playing badminton is always beneficial, and what I said is not much different! If you don't believe me, ask Alia if she has become stronger recently. , Endurance and physical strength have also improved?"
"Well……"
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