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After seeing this situation, Brother Yu thought about it in his heart, and then carefully calculated, "Why don't we also deal with Xu Fu?"It’s been more than 1000 years since he’s so pissed off, don’t blame him, but it’s my business to be so pissed off in the world, heh heh huh.” Brother Yu roared loudly towards the back cliff of the Tianxiahui: “Daddy! Dou, invite Mr. Xu Dayou here!" After finishing speaking, Brother Yu didn't do anything, just looked at Xiongba's sleeping posture on the ground, savoring and shaking his head while thinking, and it was over 3 In a few minutes, the ground martial artist Ape Dadou came to Brother Yu with Xu Dayou who was at a loss, and then looked flatteringly at Brother Yu zee

Brother Yu didn't even think about it, so he grabbed a handful of blood bodhi and threw it out. As a result, the fighting ape on the ground happily used his mouth to catch the blood bodhi in the air, and from time to time his throat let out bursts of: "Roar, ang, roar!" ~Ang!" But it is not difficult to find that Da Dou is really very excited, his hands and feet are used together, and the appearance of swallowing madly makes Brother Yu speechless and funny for a while. Suddenly Brother Yu thought of something, looked up, and saw Xu Dayou still looked at Brother Yu in that pretentious manner, "Da Youai, let's say we have known each other for three days. You know me, I like to make friends very much, and because of this, I will divide the hundred-year-old flat peach I gave you a quarter, but now I find you are very mysterious. Ai Mingming is a weak and incompetent scholar, but his hands reveal extraordinaryness; he is obviously a casual person who doesn't even have martial arts foundation, but there are a lot of people who know martial arts The young and the old mingled together to eat, drink, piao and gamble”

"Obviously all the above-mentioned possibilities are all showing that you don't have martial arts, but judging from the cheat book "Ditian Kuanglei" you gave me, you are a top-notch master, and your martial arts cultivation is definitely in my hands. Master Xiongba is even [-] points stronger than Wulin Myth Wuming in Zhonghua Pavilion, I don’t know if I’m right Xu~! Great! Sir! Besides, I chatted with you from the bottom of my heart, I don’t know I can guarantee that everything I say is true, but I can guarantee that the name I use is true. You haven’t really said your real name yet.” “What are you talking about? Don't understand?" Xu Dayou looked at Brother Yu in surprise and said that his expression was not affected at all, it was very natural and pure, and Brother Yu can guarantee that this face is purer than the Telunsu he has ever seen. Hundred times, is it true that I misread it?

Hehe, of course Brother Yu didn’t, and it’s even more impossible. This person is Xu Fu, the Xu Fu of Qin Shihuang’s era. , I will punish myself with three cups!" Brother Yu hurriedly followed Xu Dayou and said, "What is a movie king?"What kind of Oscar winner, if Xu Dayou's acting skills at this time were put into real life, it would definitely be top-notch, absolutely k-like!Brother Yu turned around and left as if admitting the wrong person, and then the back view added the charm value plus the dark effect of countless glares, which made Brother Yu's back view at this time so distraught. If Brother Ziqing was here, seeing Brother Yu I will definitely write an article "Brother Yu's Back View", this scene is as touching as it is, and what follows is the embarrassing atmosphere of the scene, but the next sentence broke the embarrassment of the scene

Brother Yu suddenly looked back at Xu Dayou and said, "Xu Fu, your shoelaces are loose!" Xu Dayou looked at his feet subconsciously, but found that he was wearing cloth shoes today, not Yu Dayou. The canvas shoes that my brother gave him and this is not the worst, the worst thing is that he actually lowered his head at this time his face was already hot, as if he had been slapped countless times, and The person who hit me was still really dumb and ate coptis, I couldn't tell what I was suffering from. I raised my head and looked at Brother Yu's eyes full of distrust. What else is left besides feeling ashamed? !With a hoarse voice, he said, "How do you know me? I have missed me, Xu Wei, for many years, but I have only lost to you, a little boy. Yes, you are right, I am Xu Fu!" "Hehe, Brother Dayou, oh, no, it should be said yes, Daddy Xu Fu~! Let’s just call him Big Brother! Do you know how I know you? Do you want to know?” Xu Fu nodded subconsciously

But Brother Yu showed a devilish smile and answered like he vomited blood, "Guess!" The sound of "Guess" is absolutely shocking. As long as Sister Feng flies on the branch, you can see the power of these three words, fierce, Sai Lei, just like that!Xu Fu pursed his lips with a wry smile, and then he was thinking about something. With the change of time, looking at Xu Fu who became more cheered up, his white teeth, and his unique smile, Brother Yu no longer teased him. He died, and he returned to his normal state in an instant, and said: "Xu Fu, Brother Xu, I..." Before Brother Yu finished speaking, Xu Fu interrupted and said, "Brother Chen, I know what you said. In fact, I am a doctor. I used to be a doctor." I have saved lives and healed wounded people, healed many people, and I have also helped martial arts heroes from various sects. Indeed, I have peerless martial arts, so the "Emperor Sky Kuang Lei" I gave you is my own creation. Don't be too surprised, that's it. , because I am too talented, so I am afraid of dying young, so I live a life of simple food and drink incognito, um, that's it"

If this is the case, Brother Yu will not say anything, but it is really too funny, Brother Yu has to correct some "This reason is very good and powerful, not only in identity, but also in psychology "Brother Yu paused, then looked at Xu Fu's expression, then smiled and said: "Edit, continue to edit, I have studied psychology, just a few days ago, we also discussed psychology. When lying, people's eyes are looking upwards. Yes, yes, you really don't, but I can think so. You changed it on purpose after hearing what I said. In fact, what I didn't say last time is body language When you lie in the future, you can change your body language. For example, when you put your hands together, don’t let your thumbs curl up in your palms. This behavior is actually saying that you are guilty and force yourself to believe it. Not to mention, I have said so much, I am just proving that you are Xu Fu and that you are the same Xu Fu in Qin Shihuang's era thousands of years ago, not only that, I also know that you have lived for more than 1000 years!"

"You say I'm not Xu Dayou, I admit it! You say I'm Xu Fu, I admit it too! But you say I'm Xu Fu, the magician sitting down of His Majesty the First Emperor, then I can't admit it, after all, I have already lived People who have lived for more than 1000 years, what is that? Renrui?" Xu Fu said with some sophistry, "Hehe, do you still want to sophistry? You have made many mistakes just now! In this dynasty, when the emperor ruled, You still called a dead emperor 'Your Majesty'. This is your first mistake! The second is, how did you know that Xu Gai was a warlock? Even if you know a lot of knowledge, but just now When talking about that Xu Fu, you actually used countless invisible color words to praise Xu Fu. This is the second mistake you made. As for the third mistake, it is even more serious. You can talk to me in a sophistry way, you can use another affirmative tone of 'I am not' to talk to me, but you have not combined the above, you are the Xu Fu from more than 1000 years ago"

"Okay, well, that's great, I admit, I am the Xu Fu you said more than 1000 years ago, I have to admit that you are very smart, but I am a righteous person in the martial arts, and I have never done anything Bad thing!" Xu Fu first applauded enthusiastically, and then solemnly praised Brother Yu, "Hehe, you have done too many good things." Brother Yu said with a lot of teasing in his tone, "It's been 1000 years, you It is true that you have done a lot for martial arts, but you have also destroyed a lot. May I give you a few examples?" Brother Yu asked in a very comfortable tone, so it is undeniable that Xu Fu nodded slightly, "For example, what happened hundreds of years ago A martial arts catastrophe started with the emperor, and that emperor’s name seems to be Xu? Another example, now there is a new organization that has been hidden for many years—Tianmen, and the organizer of Tiantianmen is called Nine Heavens Shenma !” Brother Yu looked at Xu Fu after he finished speaking and Xu Fu made a fatal mistake after listening: “It’s not the ninth day, it’s 'Di Shi Tian', the 'di' of Emperor Ziwei, the 'Shi Tian' who needs no explanation. ', the 'heaven' that dominates the world is called Di Shitiantian~!"

"Nononuo, what did I say? You have made many fatal mistakes. I just missed a day of talking. You are so angry. The anger hurts your body and face! Don't you love beauty and be afraid of old age? You As long as you promise me one thing, I'll give you something that prolongs your life and keeps you young, how about it?" In order to trick Xu Fu into fighting with him, Brother Yu made this trick, and hemorrhaged violently! "Oh? What is it?" Xu Fu seemed to be aroused by the wish of the old chrysanthemum in an instant. He smiled elegantly and said, "This thing is a good guy. Ai looks very white, has a fishy smell, and feels sticky Yes, sometimes it is cold, and sometimes it is very hot, and when it is eaten into the mouth, it usually flows out, and the mouth is full of descriptions. What do you say? Guess” (This description is evil, isn’t it? Is it an evil person, is there anyone?) Brother Yu pretended to be mischievous and said to Xu Fu pretending to be 'you beg me, I will tell you'

When Xu Fu heard it, "Uh, no, maybe, it turns out, hiss~! What is it?" His expression was very strange, and he couldn't help but think of something, with black steel wires all over his head, "You already guessed that I still use it Say? Grass, you are so cute, you are very annoying!" Brother Yu joked very disgustingly and said, "Ah" there are many black lines again, "I have Ai and I still need you to give it to me?! If I had known you and I’ve said so many things, just give me that, why not say it earlier! Tell me, is it useful for me to save it for many years? I made some more last time! It’s not finished yet, and it’s only after having a child As long as there is only one oh, it should be just one in your words, you cough, what’s the use? Qilin's milk? As for talking so much?! Ah, or are you a pervert?!"