Universe exchange system

()Chapter 29 Taoist priests and ascetic monks

"I'm struggling to death, who will save me, who is so beautiful but goes shopping to death!" But just as he was thinking about it, a small wind blew on Chen Liuyu, and he instinctively felt murderous aura rushing towards his face , as if my eyes were no longer my own, I could see groups of crows chirping, seeming to be laughing at myself, and the voice of "quack quack" kept answering in my mind, "Ah! I can't hold on anymore, It seems that the eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, and I can’t keep my eyes open!" "Brother Yu, I showed you a piece of clothing, come over and try it on!" "Oh, huh~?! I'll be right there, Wait for me! Dear friends!" But when Chen Liuyu walked into the store, he saw something that he couldn't laugh at.

Taking a closer look at the price of the trademark, it was 188.00 yuan, and I was a little puzzled: "Won't you help me buy something more expensive?" Putting the shopping bag on the other hand, rubbing his eyes vigorously with the other hand, looking at the trademark, That's right, it's 188.00 yuan, and I muttered in my heart: "Is there any mistake, are they really my future daughters-in-law? I bought super expensive clothes after the decimal point was removed, and I bought them for myself but only bought such cheap ones. , Is there any human nature, is there any!" This kind of thing usually causes unspeakable pain in people's heart, plus the pain!But look at the couples outside to compare. The men are exhausted to buy this and that, and the women want houses, cars, and money.What is the final payoff?The woman slept with the man, but the man was someone else!Chen Liuyu suddenly regained his breath. Compared with them, I am the lucky darling, 188 yuan, is that also money?But what would Chen Liuyu think if he knew that the money was the result of five women's rock-paper-scissors spelling?

Ah Q is not only a spirit, but also a role model. He is Chen Liuyu's current role model.There are a lot of girls' clothes in one hand, and the white shirts they bought for themselves in the other hand, but it seems that a lot of clothes are not as heavy as this white shirt. These girls are full of Chen Liuyu. My love, love is so strong and so important!But this also highlights the stinginess of women towards men, and it also highlights Chen Liuyu's optimism and humor.This optimism and humor played a big role in Chen Liuyu's future growth.

"Brother Yu! Come and see, there is a fortune teller here, who is very accurate!" Ding Ning shouted to Chen Liuyu with a blushing face.When Chen Liuyu thought that there are so many bustling markets here, there is still such a business of cheating food and drinking. It's enough to fool these innocent chicks, but also fool me, a handsome and extraordinary guy?Go and expose him, let's go!Walking to a booth, an old man in a gossip robe was helping Ding Ling to tell his fortune. He took a closer look, but he couldn't see his cultivation level. When he took a closer look, there were some shadows, and he thought: "This old man is still pretending to be pretty. It looks like it!" Then he walked up to the old man calmly and looked at him.But to Chen Liuyu's surprise, the old man saw himself as if he saw a beautiful woman stripped naked, and said with bright eyes: "Come on, boy, sit down!" "Hey old man, who are you? Is your eyeliner right, do you want to cheat money, I tell you, I have no money!" The old man still looked at Chen Liuyu with bright eyes! "Master, I really don't have any money. If you don't believe me, you can ask them!" "Liu Yu, this old man is the descendant of Tianji Pavilion! How can anyone talk to an old man like you!" Ye Feiyin glared at Chen Liuyu and said. "Tch, if he is the descendant of Tianji Pavilion, I will still be a god!" The old man not only did not scold Chen Liuyu, but also said with a smile: "You are from there, but why did you fall into the mortal world? Catastrophe. Ziwei is soaring to the sky wolf, the emperor star is about to rise, purple energy is wrapped around your head but there is no lack of the color of Buddha light, auspiciousness is all over your body, the biggest disaster in your life is that there are too many women! In time, you will definitely soar into the sky and be shocked Huanyu is famous in the three realms, even the two behind you can't stop your extraordinaryness."

After Chen Liuyu listened to it, he was excited at first, then embarrassed, and finally he didn't believe it. He thought to himself: "If you want to say something, you have to tell me quietly. Now you are talking about murder, too many women, do you want shit? ? Don’t dare to beat you just because you are an old man. Believe it or not, you will be beaten!” Then he raised his head and smiled, and said, “Crazy, who do you think I am! It’s the fate of the lone star of Tiansha!” The old man still smiled and said: “If you don’t believe me, I just ask you, were you an ordinary person a month ago, and you were created by an alien object!” "Tch, you will believe what you say! Aha, I didn't mention you, just keep listening!" The old man still had the same smile and the same look in his eyes: "I know you still don't believe it on the surface, but in your heart there is something wrong with you." Believe it! Well, let me ask you, this little girl is probably not holding anything in her hands, but maybe she is also... woo woo woo." Chen Liuyu stepped forward and covered his mouth, and then said: "Old man...Old man, you are really a person with great supernatural powers. I have always wanted to worship you!" "Hehe, in fact, if you believe it, it is true, and if you don't believe it, it is false. We will meet later!" The old man He packed up his things and left, but what Chen Liuyu didn't know was that this meeting was already a farewell.

Ding Ling and the girls looked at Chen Liuyu, as if they wanted to see what he was like, they all stepped forward one after another, and greeted Chen Liuyu's waist with two fingers, "Say, who are you? Say... say... Say..." "Okay, can I say that's okay?! I'm Chen Liuyu, this year, unmarried, no girlfriend..." "I'm not asking you this! Why do you have those strange things, say..." Chen Liuyu thought to himself that this was his biggest secret, would it still be mysterious to them if he told it?Isn't it gone?In fact, in the final analysis, if you don’t talk about it, what should you do?I had no choice but to make up one, this is Chen Liuyu's forte! "Actually, I..." When I was about to say this, a loud voice sounded: "Please forgive me, you are blocking my way to the Paradise of Paradise!" "No, did you make a mistake? What year is it?" , and still dressed like this. Uncle, what age is it, what's the use of making such a coquettish head!" Chen Liuyu kowtowed step by step to a Xi Zang Tantric who was wearing a red monk's robe and a yellow trumpet hat. Knocked to Chen Liuyu's feet.Chen Liuyu looked at it, and saw that there were more than a dozen people behind the monk who were also kowtowing. After seeing them, passers-by on the road all made Buddhist verses and performed Buddhist rituals to them.Chen Liuyu hurriedly stepped aside, then looked at the person and said, "Is this doing calculations? Could it be that you are filming, but there is no camera? These days, the shooting is so meticulous, and you don't even need a substitute. For such an old person It’s a pity to come out to mix in this business!”

But at this time, the task popped up, "Save the fanatical Buddhist believers, the task is completed, and the reward will be two pills of three-turn golden pills, ten pieces of vermilion fruits, thirty pills of great return pills, a copy of the secret book of the eighteen palms of subduing the dragon, Mingyu A book of meritorious deeds. If the task fails, 100000 wish power will be deducted!" "Is there any mistake, this is a Buddhist believer? I'm a procrastinator, I need to be saved!". . . . . .It seemed that Chen Liuyu hadn't finished it yet, and the system displayed a countdown in a humanized manner, 3600 seconds, 3599 seconds. . . "Okay, okay, if you're ruthless, I'll go!" So Chen Liuyu put down all the things in his hands, and kowtowed step by step, thinking that the xi zang trumpet would kneel down and go to heaven together. "The eminent monk in front, wait for me!" The eminent monk originally didn't want to pay attention to Chen Liuyu, but seeing Chen Liuyu's sincerity, he stopped his thighs, then knelt down and said to Chen Liuyu: "I don't know why the benefactor is looking for the poor monk. Huh?" It is impossible for Chen Liuyu to tell him, your uncle, I will complete the task, it is definitely impossible, and he will be sent to a special education school for education.Then Chen Liuyu began to show his full intelligence, and finally thought of a way.

"Hi! This eminent monk, I am actually a Buddhist believer, but I just want to ask you some questions about the Buddhist scriptures!" "Oh? The problem of Buddha is one! Say, benefactor!" "What is Buddha, what is Buddha, why there is Buddha, and there is Buddha who doesn't show up, isn't it in conflict with those Buddhist verses in Buddhist scriptures?" And that Xi After listening to the eminent monk Zang, his face was a little pale, but he still said: "The Buddha is our heart for goodness, and the Buddha is our original heart. As long as there is a trace of kindness in time, the Buddha will exist forever. The Buddha incarnates thousands of times. Wan, everywhere, a flower, a tree and a small stream may be a Buddha." The companions behind the eminent monk also applauded, raised their heads and kept communicating in Buddhist language.Chen Liuyu continued: "Buddhas always live forever and live as long as heaven, but why do you still go to see him?" "Amitabha, in fact, what does it matter whether people have life or not exist in the world!" May I ask the Buddha to say that the Dharma is not taught to the six ears, and the six ears (not referring to the monkey in Journey to the West, but referring to the person with unclean ears, or a third person) are also living beings, but why can't they listen to the Buddha's lectures? In today's society, only people like Liu Er can get along! Or is it that the Buddha is a selfish person who doesn't want to pass on his skills to those who have better spiritual wisdom than himself?" "This... The poor monk only knows that his heart is dedicated to the Buddha, as long as the family is not destroyed and the country is not destroyed, what else has nothing to do with me!"

Chen Liuyu roared: "Well said!" All the passers-by on the road were shocked by Chen Liuyu's voice, and the daughters of Ding Ling who knew him well were also stunned there, not knowing what to say, but everyone was shocked very quickly. A surprising anomaly occurred.Chen Liuyu clasped his hands together, recited the Avalokitesvara Heart Sutra, his body glowed, and the light of the Buddha within a radius of one mile shone all over the place, and all those who had secret or serious illnesses were miraculously healed, and they all knelt on the ground and shouted: "The Buddha is coming! "Chen Liuyu pretended to say: "I am not a Buddha. The Buddha is me. I am a Buddha. The Buddha is the creation of all living beings. It's been taken away, everyone get up!" After speaking, a Buddha's light flashed, and everyone's knees seemed to be lifted up by an invisible force, and everyone remained silent.Chen Liuyu said again: "Eminent monk!" "I can't bear the word of eminent monk. I am just an ant in front of my Buddha!" ​​"Confused, an ant, what is an ant? We are also an ant under all living beings! Are you sincere or not, Buddha? Buddha is also a human being, but people sometimes have selfish intentions. Your best explanation just now is that the Buddha said: You can’t say it, you can’t say it! All the dissatisfaction with the world disappeared, and he knelt down again and said, "My Buddha is merciful!" Chen Liuyu helped everyone up again, with a smile on his face, but heartache in his heart. He spent about 10000 wish points to exchange these tricks. .

"How about you? Do you understand?" "I'll understand!" "Just understand, here are ten Polygonum multiflorum, eat it, increase your vitality, and later come with me to prove the way of heaven and earth, okay?! "I am willing!" All the eminent monks stood up and took the Polygonum multiflorum and ate it.

While eating, Chen Liuyu suddenly felt the indifferent but beautiful voice in his mind remember: "The task is completed, and the reward is two pills of three-turn golden pills, ten pieces of vermilion fruits, thirty pills of great return pills, and ten pills of subduing dragons." A copy of Eight Palm Cheats and a copy of Ming Yugong Cheats. And because of the favor of Buddhist believers towards you, loyalty +50, now ten people have a loyalty of 100 to you. Increase the value of wish power by 500 million (50 per person), From now on, every time they recite Buddhist scriptures, your wish power value will increase by 10000! Now your wish power value is: 5283000." "Haha, I've become an upstart!" This is Chen Liuyu's inner monologue.

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In a dark corner, an old man wearing a gossip robe lay there, with his eyes closed forever.In another ordinary room, a couple was talking, and the woman said, "Junran, what should I do? That person has already told him about that. If, if..." "Fanghua, no Yes, the heavenly secrets have been wiped out by the two of us, he won't find out!" "But..." "I know what you want to say, if anyone dares to make my son soar into the sky, I will kill him! "Also, Liu Yu seems to be able to cultivate, what should I do? If he really knows how to do it, that thing will happen... That person will never let Liu Yu go!" "Don't worry, I will never Let anyone hurt Liu Yu! Even if there are very few true immortals in the East, so what!" The two looked at each other, everything was in the air. ;