Universe exchange system

()Chapter 37 Ye family dinner ([-])

Everything is like a floating cloud, which will be dispersed when the wind blows. Sometimes it is just a passing by, then you may miss a touching story, or you may find that there is still a bumpy and happy one. Love is waiting for its own steps.Whether it's my wife or my lover, as long as both of them have a passionate heart, what's the point of not being together?Not being able to stay together is just a reason why you want to find a better (woman).The sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, and the sky and the earth are forever. These two sentences are simply farting. When the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, will the sky (men) and the earth (women) last forever? —————Excerpt from Chen Liuyu's "Fart Talk Records"

Chen Liuyu didn't know about those things, but now all he knows is to complete the task well, not to explain his awesome way, to flirt with other people's women, and let others masturbate!

Now is the time for the good show to come on stage. I saw the sound of "crackling" footsteps stepping into the Tianhang Hotel neatly, and two rows of soldiers in black military uniforms escorted the three old men into the Tianhang Hotel. Inside the big hotel.Brother Xiaoniao and the others saluted frantically, shouting all the time: "Hello Chief, welcome Chief!" When Chen Liuyu saw the three old men, his face twitched.Because what he saw was none other than what Gao Shun said, Su Nantian, Su Nantian of the top ten founding fathers. "Be obedient, Long Didong, it's not like eating a bullet and then grabbing it with your hand and throwing it to the ground, you'll be fine. You're going to eat a cannonball, not to mention that something like that happened, the atomic bomb may come to you On him!" Su Nantian seemed to sense Chen Liuyu's strangeness, looked over here, and found that there was no one there, and then signaled a soldier to lead a group of people to check with his eyes.

Chen Liuyu leaned against a wall not far away, panting heavily. "Oh my god, it's terrible, especially the sharp eyes, which made me sweat. He is worthy of being a man of the senior level, and he is worthy of being the leader of the people's spirit. There is also General Ye Shurong next to him, his eyes seem to be Looking at myself is quite sharp. Although I am smiling, it makes people feel chills. No, wait, the woman whose melon was stolen by me is named Ye, and his surname is also Ye?... It’s over, something big happened. When you touch two girls, you will get a prize if you open the cover. It’s really comparable. During the exam, I can’t write the word ‘惠’, and I often drink Coca-Cola to thank you for ‘惠’. I want to take a peek. The probability of 'one more bottle' is much higher!" After taking a few breaths, I suddenly recalled something, as if they didn't know that I did it?Isn't this a guilty conscience?Damn it!Suddenly the phone rang: "Young master, the banquet is about to start, let's see if there is anyone else, I don't know why the outside is guarded by officers and soldiers, seniors Su called us to come over and have something important to announce, come quickly!" "Oh Oh, I know, here it comes!" The black-bellied and cunning Chen Liuyu didn't think too much, what he was thinking now was: "Damn, I'm finally going to send money, wait for me to die! No, I'm so If you go in with a disheveled face, you will be laughed at if you are poorly dressed. I am an expert, don’t I have to be stylish?" "I want to exchange for a 'chao men's classic suit' before entering. At that time, beauties, beauties, or beauties, It's all mine, of, of, of~~~!"

Walking to the entrance of the banquet, the door was closed tightly, but at this time there was lively applause and the sound of changing songs in the dance.Chen Liuyu put his hand on the door, and with a push, it happened that the song behind the door was - "God of Gamblers Appears".Chen Liuyu walked into the door extremely coquettishly. The silver-white suit top was paired with black bottoms, which could simply drive the girls outside crazy.Being a salesman can sell melamine to young women, and young women will eat it without hesitation.After entering the door, he tossed his hair chicly, saw Himiko, then walked up to Himiko who was already wearing an evening gown, ignoring the naked passers-by around him, pulled him to the corner, pressed Himiko's shoulders, and pushed him away. On the wall, and looked at Himiko with charming eyes.Taking a deep breath affectionately, he slowly approached Himiko's hot cheek with his mouth.Himihu seemed to have closed his eyes, and then acted as if Chen Liuyu would pick them at will. That charming look, and the pitiful expression on his face made all the wolves present who were invited to dance after chatting with Himihu envious.Now Chen Liuyu is slicing Himiko's face with the flesh of his mouth, making a graceful arc, and finally stops at the pink jade ear, and then utters a crazy sentence.

"Bibei, Gao Shun is looking for me so urgently, did he pay you?" That's right, you heard me right, that's the sentence.The words that everyone listened to with bated breath turned out to be this sentence, how many people laughed and how many people were sad!Himiko heard it right, and when he woke up, he realized that it was just this sentence, and he couldn't help asking himself: "Am I too frivolous?" As if seeing Himiko's embarrassment, Chen Liuyu also thought that the action just now was too exciting. People have daydreams, and they are really evil people!He quickly said: "Hush! Don't talk, it's not what you imagined, what I want to say, I know your love for me, what you want for me, I even know the time you sent me home Kiss me secretly, but what I want to say to you is this. This is the modern age, not your era. I don’t care about your era, and I don’t care. What I want to say now is that I just want to keep your first time On our best night (you all know it!). Is this good?" "Yeah!" Himiko leaned on Chen Liuyu's body with a blushing face.Men nowadays don't know how women feel at all. The seven-year itch, any relationship that lasts no longer than seven years, is blowing air on the ass.A woman is for pain, for caring, and a man who can't help the momentary pleasure and wants to be full of vitality, I can say for sure that he is not a good man.It's no wonder that in this world, men who hold back their momentary pleasure are called bad and useless.But women, do you know that a man is a responsible animal, once he has a woman's mark on his body, he will bravely admit it and take responsibility.And women are a combination of productive animals and dependent animals.In fact, the thinking is right and the practice is wrong.These are also the generation gap between men and women. Those men want to protect women, but women don't understand and act like men. This is the most distressing for thousands of men.

All of this is far away. Chen Liuyu's series of actions just now have been seen by someone who cares. Who is the person who cares?Of course it was Su Qingxuan and Ye Mengting. Chen Liuyu's actions were something Su Qingxuan could never forget, but Ye Mengting's voice was something Ye Mengting could never forget.The two walked up to Chen Liuyu calmly, and said softly, "Why are you here?" Chen Liuyu is a person with a heart of all spirits, how could he be deceived by these little tricks?After knowing the hearts of the two of them, Chen Liuyu would not admit it even if he was beaten to death.And the two in front of them must force Chen Liuyu to admit it.First, it is gentle, "Brother, you can't forget what you did to me last time, and I can't forget you that time. I think, I want to do it with you again!" Ye Mengting said in a whiny voice.Seeing that Chen Liuyu didn't respond.Another violent woman. "Boy, I know who you are, and if you say it, you will feel less pain. If you don't say it, hehe..." Su Qingxuan said fiercely with her fingers in the shape of scissors.Now Chen Liuyu is really in pain, why pinch?It's really funny for two good girls to be sister Zhiling and sister Yueru at the same time.Then Chen Liuyu laughed wildly in his stomach, still in a daze.

"Then, it should be that the army intervened to investigate me, one who sang the red face and the other who sang the bad face, and let myself tell the truth." While thinking, those soldiers rushed in suddenly, and when they saw Chen Liuyu, they wanted to press them to the ground, but They miscalculated, who is our Brother Yu?Not ordinary people!I couldn't hold him down, and was knocked into the air instead. "What are you doing? Want to murder me? It's still early! I know what you're thinking, isn't it just that you found a man who looks like me? Then you want to force me to confess, so that the resentment in your heart will be less , the pain in my heart will be less when I see me being tortured. However, I, Chen Liuyu, stand upright, if I do it, I do it, if I don’t do it, I don’t do it. Now I tell you, no matter who you are, I will tell you sincerely, I really didn’t do it! It doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not, it’s just like this! Alas~! The idol in my heart is nothing more than that! It’s extremely disappointing!” This passage was full of tears, but with some disappointment.Ye Mengting and Su Qingxuan blushed after hearing this, and Su Yuan and General Ye also blushed, feeling a little guilty.The two beauties immediately bent down and said: "I'm sorry, we, we were just confused by anger, sorry!" Chen Liuyu still won't accept it easily, if he accepts it easily, he will appear guilty. The word "hum" is the best answer.The two old people also said embarrassedly: "Young people are really sorry, we are also playing around with the children! Mengting, Xuan'er still hasn't apologized!" "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!" Chen Liuyu still didn't say anything this time What.I just thought to myself, "These two old foxes are worthy of being people who lived in the era of Taizu. Don't worry about me now, let Long Yan'er check my heart! But what you don't know is that my level is higher than his ability Much, much more!"

Then his face softened, and he said: "In the future, don't believe in your own heart, but look directly at other people's hearts. This way your life will be more exciting!" In my heart, now we have decided to follow you for a period of time to learn about life!" "Ah? No, old... Chief! No, it's inconvenient!" But I still know in my heart, it's not so easy to convince them, people It needs to be observed. "Okay, it's up to you!" But the eyes became more profound.