Universe exchange system

()Chapter 41 Back to School Anecdotes

The sounds of cicadas and insects outside are still harsh, but they are so pleasant to our brother Yu's ears. Those cicadas are reporting what they have seen, heard and felt in order to please Chen Liuyu.For example: so-and-so is exercising in the woods, so-and-so's skirt is lifted, and then a pack of wolves is peeping blatantly, and Diandian is riding a bicycle and planted in a small forest ditch, etc., there are everything.The strangest thing is that even though they look happy, their bodies are trembling obviously. It is different from the restlessness of those volcanic eruptions and earthquakes with a magnitude of [-], but the kind of discord that transcends the soul and body. feel.After Chen Liuyu listened to it, he thought about it, but he still felt that this matter was very simple, and it might just be a sign that their second spring was about to start, maybe it was!Think about the feeling when you are lonely and empty. Even the cigarette you smoke turns into loneliness to attack you.Then he suddenly smiled, several green water droplets gathered in his hand, and flung them towards the cicadas and flying insects.Those flying insects seem to have heard and seen the spiritual liquid that is beneficial to themselves, and they all rushed to grab it.Chen Liuyu said slowly: "Don't worry, don't worry, take your time, there's more here!" After speaking, he threw out another handful of spiritual liquid, which attracted more and more flying insects to grab food.Our brother Yu saw those cute looting poses, and the smile on his face became more pure.

Seeing Chen Liuyu's unscrupulous laughter, Fang Ruoqing's face gradually became uneasy.Yesterday, my parents arranged a blind date, but I didn't know that it was a wolf, and I wanted to have a room with myself, so I was directly in the hospital.Everyone knows that when a person in a bad mood sees a person laughing, he subconsciously thinks that the other person is laughing at his embarrassment, and then Beast Zhi will skip over who the other person is, and then frantically find fault, and finally fight A fight.So Fang Ruoqing, as it should be, also started to trouble Chen Liuyu, why?Who made our Brother Yu laugh? ! "Student Chen, I haven't come to class for several weeks, and I have become more and more nympho!" Chen Liuyu knew why Fang Ruoqing was finding fault (Heart of All Souls), so he could only say one mantra in a strange way: "Oh!" "What's your attitude? How can you treat me like this to the teacher? Call your parents, immediately!" "Oh!" , Only to realize that I was just dizzy with anger, it's not that big of a deal, it's purely venting! "Forget it, my lord has spared you a lot this time!" "Oh!" "Sit down!" Fang Ruoqing said nervously. "Oh!" This strange motto actually filled Fang Ruoqing with tension and guilt.This was something that Chen Liuyu could never have imagined. It wasn't that Teacher Fang would fall in love with him, but he didn't expect her to fall so quickly!

After sitting down, Chen Liuyu continued to look outside like an idiot. After Shao Jiefeng saw it, he took out his mobile phone and sent a short message to Chen Liuyu. "Brother Yu! You went there yesterday. You were so happy. The smile on your face has aroused my cousins' super intuition of the 'Eighth Sense of Golden Saints'. You are always asking for blessings! But no matter what, If you dare to treat my cousin badly, even if I can't beat you, call a group of beauties to crush you with their plump breasts! Crush you. You. You!" "Go away, silly brother! Like you, a I don’t even want the strengthened army of beauties, I’d rather be in the rapeseed field with a small cauliflower outside at 03:30, with the sky as my cover and the ground as my bed, and then... are you human? You stupid little bum!" "Brother Yu, didn't you realize that you talk more when you are excited?" "Oh? Really, you read it wrong!" "Oh! Brother Yu, are you dating outside? Although it smells like wild flowers outside, there are many kinds of peonies, lilies and roses at home!" "Che, what do you know! It is better than my own wife! Besides, has anything happened to your sister and me? You know, young people of our age are in great demand, and one or two seems to be unable to satisfy me. But now except Hands, never touched anything, do you know? Man c’s feeling that life is worse than death, but he doesn’t want to die?” “You can use your hands, Miss Wu!” “Miss Wu is only **Si’s patent , we are handsome guys, so we can only hold back, do you understand?" Then Chen Liuyu said again: "You don't know, you kid, you don't know the taste of meat, and you die tragically!" "But, no matter what, The combination of my sisters-in-law and my cousin is enough for you, why do you still like to be merciful everywhere, but not unrelenting?" Chen Liuyu said to Shao Jiefeng earnestly and sincerely: "Roast chicken! You are still single now, and now you are still single. I don’t know how attractive the world is, and how fascinating the scenery outside is. A forest can only take a rest when you are tired physically and mentally, but only all things, flowers, plants and trees can make you truly feel the joy of life. Wonderful. I have never told you what my goal is? Let me tell you: Even if there are three rivers flowing water, a ladle of sewage will be given to others! As for now? I am just in the initial stage." After speaking, Chen Liuyu turned towards Ding Ling and his daughters Guilty looked around.But they all looked at Chen Liuyu with feelings in their hearts, then smiled and glared at Chen Liuyu for an instant, and then a silence passed.Our brother Yu was frightened for a moment, Ding Ling first couldn't hold back and said to Chen Liuyu: "Did you mess around outside!" "No, no, wives and adults, I Based on my personality, Chen Liuyu (that’s right, men always want to play tricks), I really didn’t mess around outside! If I lied to them, I would be struck to death by a bolt of lightning! Besides , My own colorful flags are fluttering, why bother to look for those illusory women! Isn’t there just a few ready-made ones? Let’s take a step back and say, what should I do if I get poisoned? So ladies, don’t worry!..."

After hearing this, Ding Ling and the girls all showed a look of "you are sensible", and then continued to talk about the end of get out of class.Then Fang Ruoqing looked at Chen Liuyu and Ding Ling who seemed to be listening to the lecture, then smiled and left.But everyone found that Chen Liuyu was still motionless and seemed to be listening carefully. In fact, Chen Liuyu was digesting what the girls told him just now. He felt that although he had lost a lot, he had gained a lot at the same time. It is inconvenient to say more inside.

Suddenly a bee flew in from outside, flying around Chen Liuyu and screaming "buzzing", but our brother Yu's face became more and more rosy, and he was talking to the bee with his lips while smiling. communicating. "Really? Really? It turned out to be like this. Qianwen is still losing her temper at home now. It's because I don't say goodbye and don't forget to tell her! It's so good, it turns out that she has me in her heart." Oh, oh, it's her birthday in two days, she hopes that I can go to her birthday party! Okay, okay, I will definitely go!" "Hey, this is for you Yes!" After speaking, he threw a big drop of royal honey to the little bee who was watching Chen Qianwen's movements.After the little bee flew away, Chen Liuyu was a little confused, so that he didn't notice it in class. "What should I give away? It's very nerve-wracking! Oh? By the way, I have it!" Then he said to QQ in his mind: "QQ, come out, the master has something to discuss with you!" Good master, I only think of me now! Is it cool to be with a girl!" "How can you be unhappy with a girl! Besides, didn't I think of you?!" "Cut, I believe you!" "Oh, what kind of weapon or defensive spiritual weapon is suitable for girls, the kind of defenseless girl's paper!" "The master can exchange for the century-old skill of 'Daigo Enlightenment', plus a fairy weapon that can both attack and defend—" —Moon crystal wheel." "How much wish power? Tell me, brother, I have enough! Not enough, my believers have read enough!" "Not much, not much, only 210 million wish power!" "It's really not much, Hehe, for the sake of my sister, it’s worth the hard work! Can two people use the moon crystal wheel at the same time?" "Yes! The moon crystal wheel only recognizes two owners, one male and one female!" "That's developed , oh hehehe... Brother Yu's domineering career has begun!"

"Chen Liuyu, stand up, why are you giggling all by yourself?" the Chinese teacher, an old professor wearing reading glasses, shouted. "Oh, teacher, I'm sorry, I exaggerated too much. I'm very sorry, if you want to scold me, you can scold me. Because I know that for a person who disrupts classroom discipline, you have the right to criticize me, even Hitting me, these are all voluntary. I always think, if a teacher is no longer willing to call you and scold you, then your school journey on the way to school is already in darkness, it is better to go home early to farm and support your family. Let me say one last thing, teacher, I'll take care of you!" As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Liuyu closed his eyes, and then wanted the old professor to teach him a few lessons, so as to dilute some of his ecstatic joy.But the imaginary beating and scolding came, but the old professor said kindly to the back of Chen Liuyu's head: "Son, I haven't seen a talented student like you for a long time, so I won't punish you. I also want to reward you." You, your Chinese score this semester is full, and the score in the college entrance examination is extra [-] points!" "No, you are thinking about it! Hit me, just hit me!" "Son, you are really wise and stupid! You will definitely become a talent useful to the country! Just for your spirit, commendable, commendable!"

(Yesterday, Liu Yu saw that someone finally commented on the book he wrote. Although it was only a bad review, at least it was a review. I am a little relieved, but I am afraid that the book I wrote will not be reviewed. Books that have been scolded by others It is a good book, I hope everyone will comment and comment more, I will learn from the good ones, improve on the bad ones, and strive to write a book that everyone loves to read.)