Universe exchange system

(). Chapter 95 Huangfu Jing and Huangfu Poetry

Brother Yu and Roasted Chicken got into the car and looked at Sprite and the cover. The two of them actually had a good chat with the little girl (Huang Xinmiao). They said something, which made Huang Xinmiao's face look like it was painted pink. Se’s pomegranate juice looks sweet, but it’s even sweeter in my heart dm

"Roast Chicken, let's go find your sisters-in-law!" Brother Yu said with a playful smile, "And my cousin, don't use my cousin to take advantage of me. Add sisters-in-law, otherwise you will take advantage of me." "That means you can talk about it after you talk about it?" "Of course not, besides" Brother Yu's favorite thing to do is to tease roast chicken, which is very interesting. It has been called for 20 years My cousin suddenly became my sister-in-law one day. This relationship is very complicated, but I have no choice but to obediently call my cousin in private and my sister-in-law on the surface, but it is this kind of fun name that makes Brother Yu always complacent, often Talk about this with roast chicken

"Hurry up, I won't talk about it. If it's less than three hundred yards, I'll just keep talking. Now shut up and play a 'Grass Mud Horse Song', and then call your cousin and ask them where they went. It's there!" Brother Yu closed his eyes and reclined on the seat, directed the roasted chicken and said, "Okay, but don't mention what happened just now, you know it's very annoying, I called her my cousin for 18 years, and she also called I have been my cousin for 18 years, and then I will call "Before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by Brother Yu to make money" Don't say it, I understand, I will adjust the atmosphere. You see, the atmosphere now is better than before. It’s not much better, I know what you’re going to say, okay, I’m going to sleep huh, huh!” Of course Brother Yu didn’t fall asleep, he just pretended to be asleep, because he knew that once the trouble of roasting chicken came up, no one would I can't make a profit, I remember it seems that the last time I talked about it, I talked about it for a whole night, the second time!

When Brother Yu woke up, it was already here, and the roast chicken was poking his nose with a piece of dogtail grass, playing happily, "You're awake" "Well, where have they wandered? I'll go check out!" "Forget it, you don't need to pay the bill, this is the department store run by the Huangfu family!" "Why don't you pay the bill?" "You don't know?" "I don't know, what happened?" The little princess and the two sisters of the Ding family are good friends. The young master of the Huangfu family, Huangfu Jing, and Uncle Ding Peng are masters and apprentices, but there is one thing, you have to be careful. It is said that Huangfu Jing likes Ding Ning, which means that he is your rival in love !And his martial arts include the magic sword meteor outside the sky and the family martial arts "Huangdi Jiayi Jing". The former has reached great success, and the latter has a small success. What is it?" "It's the acupuncture scriptures in the Emperor's Internal Classic, known as the 'Yellow Emperor's Acupuncture Method', known as 'Yan Wang wants you to die on the third watch, but Huangfu wants to keep you until the fifth watch'!" "So old, but Don't forget, you are a unicorn bloodline, Ai Ke is as good as Nie Fengbu Jingyun and the others." "Oh it's Ai, I forgot! Hehe, but in general, we still need to be careful." "Well, then we go in"

When I entered the department store, I realized that the level of luxury inside is even more luxurious than the building that looks like the White House, but there are not many customers here. With Brother Yu's eyesight, you can see a trademark code not far away is' ￥199', this trademark has shocked Brother Yu. It’s not that Brother Yu can’t afford it, but it’s too expensive. Ever since Brother Yu can remember, he’s never seen anything worth more than 999 yuan. , so the habit developed since childhood (it can be said to be a good tradition of saving money) prevents him from wasting money like this. They are all worn. The only difference between cheap and expensive ones is the trademark, and everything else is the same in the eyes of Brother Yu But everything is different when the roast chicken is with me. I can relax a little bit. I spend other people’s money. I have a better conscience, and I am not bound by the fine tradition of saving money at all.

Looking at those salesmen, they are dressed dozens of times better than Brother Yu. They are all thin-skinned and tender, and their palms to arms are crystal clear, as if they have been smeared with lard. The chief model is catwalking on the runway, but behind her is the fragrance of virginity. Why is it the fragrance of virginity?That's because only the fragrance of virgins is so pure and natural, such as orchid and musk, like the aphrodisiac fragrance released by stags during mating to attract the opposite sex (only those who have smelled it will know what kind of fragrance it is ) Roasted Chicken has been completely obsessed with the aroma of those beautiful salespersons walking around. Brother Yu saw the Roasted Chicken like a pig and said with contempt: "Roasted Chicken, anyway, you are also a person with status. People of status, why are you acting like this, as if you’ve never seen an original beauty!” “It’s because they are all original, and a virgin like you can understand the temptation of this uniform!” Obvious roast chicken I don't know yet, the Brother Yu in front of me is no longer the Liang Shanbo who was in danger when the beauty was in bed. When it comes to women, several Brother Yu have broken through the relationship between the membrane. In those three years, as long as they are Brother Yu has tried all the poses and tricks he can think of, and he often says that he is one dragon and three phoenixes

Seeing that Brother Yu didn't speak, Rooster thought he had poked a sore spot, so he laughed dryly and said, "Brother Yu, it's useless to have so many sister-in-laws, they are all at the same place now, you are in pain, and they are even more painful." Hurry up and accept it! In fact, I also hope that my cousin has a good family to take care of, you are good, isn’t it, brother-in-law!” Brother Yu looked at the roast chicken, and then smiled: “Hehe, brother-in-law You big-headed ghost, you don’t want old eggs, you have time to deal with you Ai, now tell me what the hell is that Laoshizi’s Huangfujing!" "He..." Before the roast chicken opened his mouth, Brother Yu obviously noticed the roast chicken's eyes The pupils were instantly shrunk down to the size of a pinhole and then returned to normal quickly. Brother Yu had learned about body language in psychology for a while, and knew that it was a sign of extreme fear. Brother Yu also looked at the roasted chicken and found a handsome face. The young man was leading Ding Lingran and the others over, and behind him was a classically beautiful beauty whom he had never seen before, but from his eyes, he could see the hostile gaze and the sneaky glance at Ding Ning, Brother Yu felt suddenly Knowing that Huangfu Jing came over, he said to Brother Yu with gentleness and coercion: "Are you the 'Chen Liuyu' that Ning'er said?"

"Well, yes, you are Huangfu Jing?" Brother Yu replied very simply, "A mortal still wants to marry my master's daughter. Are you too naive, or is this world too crazy! A mortal with a little bit of infuriating desire to marry Ning'er is such a joke! Go back and pee and take a picture of yourself, the whole body is less than 300 yuan, the pants are Ashton, the clothes are Jeanswest, and the shoes are Jordans. It's so sad, hehehaha 'pa'" Before he finished speaking, Ding Ning, who was joking just now, slapped him, and Huangfu Jing's handsome face suddenly had a red palm fly, which made his face extremely uncomfortable. Balance "Ning'er, forget it, just say it, let him go if he is happy!" Brother Yu stopped Ding Ning's performance with a serious face, but in his heart he sent a warm voice to Ding Ning, praising her so much Ying Tianyou should not be in the world, Ding Ning's little face was praised by Brother Yu to look like a monkey's butt

"Yes, in fact, I am an ordinary person. I want a simple life, and then live a peaceful life with them. No one can change it. You may say that I am It's whimsical, maybe you will say that I don't have the ability to protect these wives, but now I can tell you very responsibly, no matter who the other party is, as long as it hits my woman, even if it is dead, I will bite a piece of meat on him However, I think I have bothered about these things, because each of my wives is better than the other, they can protect me enough, at least I can still contribute, it is better than some people, Ling'er and Ning'er were During the time of plundering, did the self-proclaimed hero appear that you didn't see?" These obviously heroic words of a boy were very harsh in Huangfu Jing's ears, "Then you are mocking me. Didn't Riri stand up to protect Ning'er? Something happened at that time!" Huangfu Jing looked at the girl behind him, then looked straight ahead, and then looked at Brother Yu, "I think, if I guessed right, Standing behind you is your younger sister, she is such a natural beauty, I have an urge to kiss her!" Soon, the girl retorted: "Rogue, what drug did you put on sister Ning'er? Fascinated? You have no internal energy in your body, no ink on your chest, no gold or silver in your bag, but you often speak dirty words. Taken together, you are just a bastard plus silly char siu buns = char siu eggs!"

"It's such a pity that this beautiful skin doesn't sound dirty at all." Then he said with a straight face: "Hehe, but you have a genetic disease, and others can't see it. Maybe you have deceived many people, even your brother. I've lied to you too, but you still can't escape my fiery eyes, can you?!" The girl was obviously taken aback, her face was pale, and then her articulate words were no longer as sharp as before, "What are you talking about? I don't know what to say. I understand what you're talking about!" "Hehe, you don't have to pretend, just listen to it, I can temporarily reduce your pain, but it's a temporary solution, not the root cause." It seemed that the girl was not willing to listen, but the nerves in her ears But the system was fully adjusted, and it didn't seem to miss every word he said. Brother Yu really thought it was funny, "What a stubborn child!" It seemed that after a long time, the girl didn't speak when she saw Brother Yu. Unconsciously asked: "Why don't you say it, I'll leave if you don't say it, I don't have time for small talk!" But the footsteps did not have the slightest preparation to leave

Brother Yu found it even more funny after watching it, "Then I told you, there must be several people with the double surname Xuanyuan in your family, and that person is still your eldest son." "How do you know?" He shut up halfway through the sentence Not to mention, it seems that something is wrong, or it is because of the girl's face, but Huangfu Jing is anxious, "Big brother, I was wrong, as long as you save my sister, I will be your pony. As long as you cure my sister's flaming hair, I will treat you like a horse without blinking, but if you can't cure it, I want your whole family to be buried with me!"

"Don't worry, I haven't promised to help you look at it yet, and even threatened me. Fortunately, I have a good temper, and I won't share your common knowledge. Let me introduce you again. My name is Chen Liuyu. In fact, I am a medical staff, not a western doctor. It’s a Chinese medicine doctor” but many people misunderstood these words, thinking that Brother Yu is a soft persimmon that can be squeezed if he wants to, and that he has a good temper but actually wants to give himself a step down, but what they didn’t realize was that Yu Brother Yu can recognize the girl at a glance, which proves that Brother Yu is definitely not a simple person. "What's your name?" Xing's brother Yu didn't take it seriously at all, and continued to do his own thing