Rogue Tianzun continued

Section 5 - Monkeys are also half-fired

"Qiu'er, hurry up and pass down the order, saying that a group of us will retreat for 800 years, and let the disciples practice on their own. Don't come to us if you have nothing to do, and even less if you have something to do. The size of the sect You can handle the affairs. By the way, come and touch my waistband, I have the token of the master!" The old man with white eyebrows looked at Zhong Yinqiu, who was still able to move, and said anxiously.Then I praised myself in my heart: "Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable!"

After that, a veteran Daoist struggled for three years and finally solved the unspeakable secret in himself.Then a group of people just casually went to Shushan to show their faces and explained that several masters were invited to compete three years ago, and then a few small peaks were smoothed due to a mistake, so everyone should not panic.Afterwards, several veterans went to the back of Mount Shu to conduct a carpet search. Although they would not believe the spirit beast that Xiao Ran said, they would rather believe it or not. Resolutely go up the mountain.It was a hundred years later when they went down the mountain, and they didn't have a complete cloth head all over their bodies, and they looked like barbarians.Nongdi Zhong Yinqiu and Qiu Jingwen almost thought that monsters had attacked the city and summoned a large number of troops to destroy them.Only these old men knew what terrible existence existed in the back mountain. They were discovered by that mysterious thing and dragged into the cave to do coolies every day.If there is any characteristic of this mysterious existence, it is that it can really pull out golden things!Since then, dozens of elders have designated a large area behind the Shu Mountain as forbidden.Moreover, according to people familiar with the matter, several of these dozens of people are not in the sect every year, but return to the forbidden area in the back mountain without knowing what to do.

Of course these are later stories.

"Brother, why did you leave like this? At least you should show them a little bit of strength. Especially that guy named Zhong Yinqiu makes me angry when I see it." After staying on an unknown small planet, Xiao Lingfeng pouted Said angrily with a small mouth.

"Those who are not of my race must have a different heart. Don't be angry, Feng'er, after all, they are from my brother's hometown." Xiao Ran said casually with a faint smile on his lips.

"Big brother is just a big brother, and everything he said makes sense. Feng'er understands, and I will stop messing around in the future." Xiao Lingfeng turned her eyes, and then directly hooked Xiao Ran's left arm, very affectionately.

"I said Boss, what exactly did you get? Could it be some magical weapon? Show us too!" King Kong rubbed his hands and looked at Xiao Ran expectantly.

"Go, go, where is the artifact? Do you think the artifact is a street stall, and you can pick it up?" Xiao Ran looked at King Kong with contempt, as if looking at some kind of animal, "I picked it up Things you can’t use. If you say it’s useless, it’s like a few hundred high-grade fairy crystals. If you say it’s useful, it’s more useful than an artifact. It’s useless to tell you! I think you should go honestly. Improve your cultivation." Xiao Ran cast a look at King Kong, and continued: "You have been looking at this guy with glasses for so many years, after all, he is a man with a wife, and he can enjoy it when he is bored, but King Kong, you are still too honest ! If you find a big Luo Jinxian to be your wife, wouldn't you be looking for it yourself?"

"Yeah, King Kong, you should hurry up and find a wife to marry, so that the brothers won't worry about you." The glasses jumped out and said.

"Don't stay where it's cool, I'm King Kong, how can I get married! At least ten wives must be brought back!"

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Besides, many incomprehensible and strange things have happened in the inner circle recently.Decades ago:

"Fuck me, what is the ascension channel? Obviously, these maintenance personnel have no professional ethics. They use other people's fairy crystals to do things and make a flying channel so complicated. All the Adidas and Metersbonwe clothes and shoes that the earth went to buy were burned. Don’t let you monkeys find you, otherwise you will run back to the earth and buy ten sets for me!”

The monkey was wearing tattered clothes and hung on an old tree.

"Could this be the envy of the gods for being handsome in the legend? I hate it!" The monkey was hung on the branch of an old and thin branch that was only five or six meters high from the ground, facing Looking down from this ancient tree, there are three "cute" looking wild boars eating the trunk below.But now the roots of this big tree have been gnawed to the ground, and they are crumbling.

The monkey now looks like he wants to cry but has no tears, and his heart is ashamed; I didn't expect that I, a monkey, would end up with the fate of being eaten by a wild boar all my life, it is really unreasonable!This ghostly place can't even use Xian Yuanli, otherwise I would have flown away long ago, and what else!Why do these three wild boars have the cultivation base of the earth immortal? This makes people alive!It's just that the monkey didn't know that the three wild boars were the kings of the mountains on this barren planet, and the monkey was thrown out of the flying passage and hung on the branch of the tree where they were resting, disturbing the three of them from their spring dreams When you wake up, anyone who touches it will be angry.

After being chased and killed by three spirit beasts in the image of "wild boars", the monkey finally arrived at a planet like a slum in tatters, and then it was taken by a child who only had a foundation-building stage cultivation level. Lied to his father's clothes.Then he cheated another low-grade spar from another child.

That day the monkey was very depressed and went camping in the wild.There is no way, who told him that he only has a pitiful piece of low-grade fairy crystal in his hand.However, the monkey carried tens of millions of top-quality crystals, but he couldn't find a place to exchange them, otherwise he would be a little richer.

Just when the monkey was about to sleep, suddenly his consciousness found a few sneaking earth immortals in the distance.Out of curiosity, the monkey flew over swaggeringly.

"Hey, why are you squatting on the grass like these idiots? Could it be that there is no treasure here? I have to go up and ask."

"Hey, brother, what are you all looking for while sneaking around in the grass?"

"This brother is new at first glance. Come on, come on, let me teach you what to do." It was too late to come up and talk happily, so I immediately introduced it to the monkey with enthusiasm. "The most important point is that no matter how much you earn, you have to give the boss 30% of the fairy crystals in the boss' territory."

"Damn, isn't it a robber after talking for a long time! It's a waste of my expression to say so grandly." Monkey said contemptuously.

"Brother, don't talk nonsense. You can tell that you are new here. Our boss has the cultivation base of the late stage of the immortal. Yesterday, a brother talked back to the boss, and he was directly killed by the boss. "The middle-stage immortal blocked the monkey's mouth with some fear, so as not to be heard by others.

"What! There is actually a mid-stage Celestial Immortal?"

"Hey... Brother, I am new here yesterday. I happened to see this scene and heard many old players commenting with relish while watching, "It is not easy for us to survive in the fairy world. The death was miserable, so brother must be careful not to say the wrong thing in the future! "

"Big brother, little brother, I have been taught."

"Since you called Big Brother, then the big brother can't treat you badly. You are dressed in tatters. Big brother, I earned 50 yuan of high-grade fairy crystals yesterday, and I will give these five pieces of fairy crystals to you, brother. In the future, if you If you have anything to do, report the name of the eldest brother, and they will definitely give you some face." The bandit patted his chest and promised, and then took out five high-grade fairy crystals and handed them to the monkey.

The monkey looked at the five high-grade fairy crystals in his hand for a moment, then said in a very depressed heart: "I didn't expect that I could 'borrow' a set of clothes and a low-grade fairy crystal from the two children after a lot of effort. It's completely useless, as long as you call big brother, you can get five high-grade fairy crystals without any effort, it's unreasonable!"

Since being a thief makes so much money, I might as well be a thief.

After three days of tense squatting, the monkey finally discovered a tragic reality. "#%#￥This planet is really too poor. A fairy who comes out doesn't even have dozens of decent fairy crystals on him, so what kind of thief are you!"

On the fourth night when the monkey was about to run out of patience for the last time, "Brother, hurry up and see, the boss has brought back two top-quality female fairies from somewhere, and then brother and I will go drink soup together! Hehehe .” The person who led the monkey into the Tao before appeared again.

"What female fairy, what are you doing here?"

"Brother, don't pretend to be pure in front of your elder brother. Don't you know that a thief needs a fairy to comfort you?" After speaking, the man looked at the monkey in disbelief, as if he was looking at a rare animal.

"There is such a thing!" The monkey was shocked when he heard it, but he just nodded with a smile on his face and didn't express any thoughts, "No, how can I let this kind of thing happen in front of me? If the boss is here now In this situation, we should have killed them a long time ago. But we are civilized people, how can we kill people openly and aboveboard." Monkey thought, "Fortunately, I am handsome and a master of sneak attack, otherwise how could I die at the hands of a fairy None of them know."

Thinking of this, the monkey used its housekeeping skill "Shadow Assault". Even in the daytime, with the monkey's late-stage Earth Immortal cultivation base, he can easily hide in the air, even in the late-stage Celestial Immortal. It is also difficult to find traces of monkeys with a low cultivation base.Let alone under the cover of night.

"You two fairies, don't try to be brave in front of me. Your middle-stage cultivation bases are just for display in front of me. It's useless at all. Hehehe." Saying this, the frail man in white clothes forcibly hugged her One of the women was caught, and her blouse was torn from the middle with both hands.The man in white looked playfully at the man who kept shouting in his arms, and said with a smile: "You shout, even if you shout, it's useless, no one will come to save you. Think about it again, so that I will feel better." Ah!" The man in white rubbed the female fairy's chest savagely, and hooked his other hand at the female fairy who was already pale from fright, "Do you want to take it off yourself or do you want me to help?"

"me……"

The man reached out to the lower body of the woman in his arms, glanced sharply at the stuttering female fairy next to him, his expression changed, and he snorted coldly, "You want to commit suicide in front of this fairy? You don't have the qualifications yet, so you should be obedient." Come and serve me!"

Just when the man was gasping for breath and wanted to violently attack the woman lying under him, suddenly a jet of black air pierced from the air and rushed into the man's back.

The monkey's ultimate move is not gorgeous, but it is deadly, even the gods cannot escape from it.The male fairy who was stabbed was immediately burned to ashes by a ball of fire from the back.After the monkey took his weapon and ring, he completely ignored the fairies and walked away.

"Haha, I didn't expect me, monkey, to be here today. It would be a waste of talent for a person like me not to be a thief. It's said that if you don't open for three years, you can eat for three years after opening." The monkey looked at the inside of the ring. The fairy crystals piled up into a hill were so happy that they said it from ear to ear.But if he knew how Li Ran got the first batch of fairy crystals in the fairy world, and the amount was much larger than him, he probably wouldn't have anything to show off.

But the monkey didn't know that the people in this place were really poor, so the storage ring was an old version.Otherwise he killed everyone and just waited to cry.

After that, the monkey swaggered away from the planet through the teleportation array like a country rich man.But the people there don't let the monkeys go?After the words of the two female fairies after they returned, the local people also found that the bandits who had been rampant had disappeared.So a statue was spontaneously erected for the unsung hero Monkey, and for a long time Monkey became the patron saint of the local people.

Besides, after the monkey left, he came to the gate of a relatively prosperous planet. When he saw a group of people gathered there, he was very curious and went up to join in the fun.

"Huh? Isn't this the portrait of the boss?" Monkey rubbed his chin and looked at the missing person notice posted on the wall and said doubtfully, "Is this fairy world different? Even the handsome and unrestrained posture of the boss is fine. The vividness of the painting is truly incomparable in the world of comprehension!"

"Wow, missing person notice? If you find it, you can get 1000 million high-grade fairy crystals!" The monkey's eyes widened when he saw it, and he couldn't believe it!

"Boss is indeed the boss. He does things differently. He has only been in the fairy world for a few hundred years. The boss is already so famous! No, I am the person that the boss trusts the most. It seems that these people must be very familiar with the boss. I have to get this fairy crystal, the so-called fat water does not flow to outsiders, if the boss knows that I am looking for him, he will definitely appear, so I just need to say that I know the boss is somewhere, and take someone to look for it, then it’s okay Isn’t it good for people and wealth! Hey, I can’t help being handsome. I didn’t expect such a profound problem to be easily solved by me. So people in the fairy world are rich, and you must envy them when you see glasses in the future. (To be continued continued)