Rogue Tianzun continued

Chapter 84 - Obscene Xiao Ran

Xiao Ran and the others completely ignored the existence of Wang Dawang and Er, and went downstairs on their own.With his spiritual consciousness spread, li xuan had already locked on to the so-called boss downstairs.A familiar face appeared in Li Ran's mind, and Xiao Ran was overjoyed, it turned out to be this guy, no wonder he couldn't be found, and he had been hiding in this kind of place, but it was quite in line with his personality.

Xiao Ran thought calmly, dare to pretend to be the boss in front of me, pretend to be a magic stick, and wait to cry you, do you think everyone can pretend to be a magic stick.Then he sneaked up to Xinlian and the three of them and said a few words in their ears.Xinlian and the others smiled knowingly.

Xiao Ran made a dodge, and under the disguise technique, he turned into an extremely obscene old man, exactly the same as Jiu Huan back then: his eyes were empty, and he would glow whenever there was a beautiful woman; a few drops of crystal water dripped from the corners of his mouth from time to time.Pooh!the student surpasses the master!

"Damn it! What are you doing? Boss, I haven't taught you! You can't do such a trivial thing as bringing a few people down. What else can you do!" The burly man turned to Wang Dawang and the two of them. After a violent scolding, the saliva was imminent.Sitting down on the grand teacher's chair, swaying a cup of green tea, squinting his eyes leisurely, he said: "Stay on the side and watch my boss!"

"Who is your boss?" Xiao Ran's helpless, old voice had already arrived before he arrived.

All the immortals looked up one after another.Then he glanced at his boss in embarrassment, ready to watch a joke.

The big man didn't change his face and his heart didn't beat. He pointed to an old man who came down the stairs and said leisurely: "Huh? Wang Da, is this the person?" The old man without temperament can still defeat Wang Da, isn't this obviously a joke!

(I personally don’t understand what is a magic stick. I can probably use one word: fool.)

"Ahem...report to the boss, it's not this old man." Wang Da said awkwardly, it was obviously impossible!

"Cough cough cough, I don't know the old man's last name, so what advice can I give you?" The strong man coughed a few times to eliminate the awkward atmosphere, and said slowly, glancing at the old man.

Xiao Ran was dressed in a gray cloth that had faded to the point that it could no longer be faded.From nowhere, he took out a small flag, on which there were five big red characters inlaid with gold, "Know the world with one calculation".The eyeballs of both eyes rolled around and bumped into the eyes of the boss.His body shook, and he took his seat mainly as a guest, took a sip of tea, raised his eyes slightly, and shot out a deep blue light, like a bright star in the dark night, so dazzling, the boss felt dizzy for a while.

"God stick, definitely a god stick!" The boss's eyes revealed a trace of embarrassment and admiration. With this look, he can be my master, and he can fool the level of all living beings in the fairy world.Well, definitely compete with the boss.

"The old man's surname is Leng. Today, he saw a woman in white clothes upstairs who seemed to be the person this fairy friend was looking for. Seeing that he was destined to be with her, he made a calculation for her. It turns out that he has a great relationship with you fairy friend. I don't know. Fairy friend..." Xiao Ran's voice was old, his eyes narrowed into a line as he looked at the big man.God stick?You are obviously playing tricks, lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot.

"Uh..." The impulsiveness that the big man had just ignited was suppressed by reason in an instant, and he sighed in his heart: Damn, I was almost fooled by this old man, what fate, fart!If you want to cheat me out of money, then you will give me a lot of trouble. I'm not that stupid yet. Do you want me to make a fool of myself under such a large group of brothers?Today I will fight with you. "Senior Leng, since you have profound skills, why don't you help me figure it out and see when I can find my relatives and friends. Hey... It's not easy to settle down in the outer circle. Without some relatives to take care of you, you will suffer sooner or later. "

Xiao Ran was dumbfounded, damn it, come with me?Fortunately, I know all about your past, otherwise you might lose face here.Hehe, you actually want to reveal my true colors, why don't I follow your thoughts.Xiao Ran pretended to be angry, blew his beard and stared, and said, "What is the matter with Xianyou? Could it be that this old man wants to charge you for a plan? If I have a lie today, then this sign will trouble Xianyou Pull me away!"

"The old man is serious." The boss said calmly: "Since the old man said so, the boy would rather be respectful than obedient."

"En..." The cold fortune teller stroked his long white beard, tapped his fingers on the table, his eyes swept across the boss's body as if with magical power, and took another sip of tea . "If the old man's calculations are correct, this fairy friend is not a local."

"Pfft!" Everyone's serious state of mind just now was completely defeated by such a big and honest sentence, and several people sprayed tea on each other's faces and clothes.

Everyone cursed secretly in their hearts: "Nonsense, the boss said that he was separated from his relatives and friends, how could he be a local, a magic stick, an absolute magic stick, cheating food and drinking to such an extent!"

"Xianyou, please be safe and don't be impatient." The old man surnamed Leng continued to say with a straight face: "I am a local, do you mean a local person? From the appearance of Xianyou, you can tell that Xianyou ascended from the lower realm. Is there something wrong with this old man?" Wrong."

"That's right." The boss said.What's the matter, many people know Lao Tzu's identity, it would be really strange if you, a fortune teller, come here without knowing it clearly.

"What an old man said, the fairy's face is soft, and he thinks he came from a beautiful planet in the lower realm." The old man surnamed Leng closed his eyes slightly, and murmured to himself: "What a blue color, deep and deep, it really is the place of outstanding people. Blue Star..." The old man suddenly opened his eyes, as if he had seen everything: "You Xianyou come from a planet called Earth, don't you?"

Everyone looked at their boss thoughtfully, no, he is so godly, how could he be right?

There was an inconceivable expression in the eyes of the boss, and an uproar had already been set off in his heart.Who is this old man who can guess my origin?Could it be that the first person in the fairy world came to him.The boss's expression suddenly became serious: "Senior Leng is right, what else does Senior Leng know?" The words were full of respect and respect, and there was a hint of presumptuousness there.

Xiao Ran's heart was already full of joy, if it wasn't for his advanced cultivation, he would probably have laughed out loud with his stomach in his arms.It's just that when I'm acting, I really can't laugh if I want to.It's really miraculous that Xiao Ran comprehends the "highest state" of cultivating immortals at this moment.

"En." The old man dressed by Xiao Ran had a few marks folded between his foreheads, and his face showed a slight embarrassment. "It's not difficult, it's just that the old man's skills are low, so it's estimated that he will lose a lot of immortal energy!" He shook his head and bowed his head in silence.

"Eh..." Looking at the embarrassment of the fortune-teller.The big man was stunned, what to do, this old man is really slippery, he wanted to ask him to figure out where the boss is, but now this old man is playing a rogue with him like this.The magic stick, the absolute magic stick!

"Ahem——" The young man coughed helplessly, staring straight at the old man in front of him.

"Boy, what are you looking at? Believe it or not, I'll dig out your eyeballs!" The old fortune-teller looked angry and scolded angrily, "Why are you looking at this old man with a sad face? Don't follow me!" Said that you ascended from the lower realm, and then encountered a group of robbers. All the weapons, crystals, and materials all over your body were robbed. Then you ran to this Chiyun City by mistake .”

"Mr., since you know everything, why are you still talking about it?" The boss spread his hands and said helplessly, then he was startled, and his eyes shone with a strange light: "Senior Leng's magical skills are world-class!" I'm ashamed, ashamed." Said with blue eyes, almost swallowed up Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran was completely speechless. Could it be that being handsome will always be favored by God?It's unreasonable, I just said a few words so casually that I got them all right!

After discovering this situation, a group of immortals all surrounded them, staring at this dignified but fairy-like Leng Lao fortune-teller, adoring, envious, jealous...then put the boss Throwing it out directly, one by one crying and holding the old gentleman's hand, introducing their tragic life experience, taking out a lot of fairy crystals in their hands and stuffing them into Senior Leng's hands, and yelling;

"The old man will tell me a fortune teller"

"Who are you, let me come first. Hey, old man, look at me"

He has been pushing this person away with his big hands, and then he has a flattering face: "Senior Leng, you should come and help me tell my fortune first, I am not married yet, look..." Wang Er rubbed his hands and said awkwardly .

Wang angrily pulled his younger brother away, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you see that I'm here? Just sit in the back obediently, and you'll know that you'll embarrass me."

Xiao Ran was already happy in his heart, although these fairy crystals are a little less, probably not worth the price of a few pieces of clothes.But seeing a few immortals take out some treasures of heaven and earth and stuff them into their hands, the more the better, the more the better, all comers are always stuffed into the ring.Then put on a miraculous look, look at this palmistry, look at that face, and say a few words from which mothers bought what yy when practicing on the earth, the fortune teller always talks about it a few words.Even if this is the case, it is still a joy to talk about such a group of immortals. (to be continued)