Fun Korean Entertainment Biography

() "Oh fuck, why is Kobe so perverted?"

"My ri, I can't cover it; how to prevent and how to get in, shit?"

"Damn it, damn it, I can't win with McGrady"

"My ri, have I been lore-killed?" Chen Shao watched the replay of the Rockets team he was using in front of the TV when he was lore-killed. They all lost to the Lakers' big-bodied team, fuck me"

Today, Chen Shao still didn’t make any announcements, so he started playing 2k7 when he was bored at home; because of Chen Shao, the technology of nba games has improved a lot, even higher than the version of 2k13 in his previous life; just now he was playing this; 07 Kobe in 05 was very abnormal. He scored 81 points in [-], which is the second highest scoring record in NBA history;

"I wondered if Kobe was on the hook over there, or else he would be so good, 46 of 29 shots, I'm 77 points" I was bored today, so I went online to check it out, but Kobe was free today, so I invited him to join the Internet Playing 2k, Chen Shao didn't refuse, he was already free, this great god rarely has time, so we must play together;

"Yes, it must have been cheated; I was the one who abused him before, how could he be killed today; the rocket I used is really good, before I used McGrady to block Kobe with ease; but today Why didn't it work, but was killed by him instead; this is too strange." The two of them played 2k a lot before, and both of them were won by Chen Shao. Anyone can abuse anyone, not to mention the technology of this game is brought by him, it's no wonder if it's not good;

"No, make an overseas call and ask. Otherwise, I'll be too aggrieved. It's fine if I can't win with McGrady. The insider Yao Ming can't let Kwame Brown go. Needless to say, Kobe is definitely going to hang up." Take out your phone and call;

"Hello, buddy; how about it, I beat you once today" Kobe's voice came from the other end of the phone;

"**, you bastard, did you cheat; otherwise, you would lose, and your hit rate is not so accurate." Chen Shao doesn't care if you are a master, you will still spit on me;

"Shit, I can beat you if I don't cheat? This game was developed by your perverted company," Kobe complained;

In fact, Chen Shao and Kobe met two years ago. They met at a reception. Both of them are the kind of people who are very introverted outside. Moreover, Chen Shao's favorite basketball star in his previous life was Kobe. ;So the two knew each other from that time, and then gradually became familiar with each other; the relationship is also very strong, and Kobe also knows a little about Chen Shao;

"Let me just say, how can you parallel importers beat me; it turned out to be cheating"

"Oh fuck; you are very popular recently, that song has been occupying No. [-] on the US Billboard."

"No way, you can achieve this result in just a little singing, you are not envious."

The two chatted across the ocean like this, and the chat almost ended after two hours; "When will rebirth come back to the United States, the playoffs are about to start, why don't you come over and have a look; and it's been a long time since I played with you pervert up"

"You still want to be abused by me? Haven't you been hit before?" Chen Shao's ball skills are still good, and abnormality lies in agility, fast speed, good physical fitness, and abnormal jumping ability; it is completely physical flow;

"Your sister, it's just your game skills; I've passed you like a wooden stake; if it weren't for your kid's abnormal physical fitness, you would have abused me?" Kobe may have recalled the painful experience before, so he was very annoyed; "How Are you free to come over? If so, I will leave a ticket for you."

"Let's see, I have to go back to arrange some things recently, so I also want to go back. If the time is symmetrical, I will definitely go to watch your game; by the way, can you make it to the first round this year?"

"I don't know. I don't think it will work. I'll play alone. It's impossible. It depends on whether I can trade for new teammates next year; if it doesn't work, I will trade."

"That's fine, I'll talk about it when I arrive in the United States; but it shouldn't be too long; I haven't abused you for a long time, and now I feel itchy to imagine."

"Go away, we'll talk about it then"

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After hanging up the phone, Chen Shao thought about it, now in May; the second half of the year will start to explode, and then the Korean entertainment industry will be completely boiling; it is also time to go and arrange everything and come back to play with them;

"That's it, go to the company to discuss with the old man; now we will start filming their debut variety show." After finishing speaking, he went back to the room to change clothes and set off;

Chen Shao has not appeared in front of the public since the end of playing songs, the announcements will not run, and the variety show will not be on; this makes the sky wait hard enough;

If it weren't for the tennis turmoil some time ago, it would be adjusted; it is estimated that many people have started to quit the sky;

For more than a month, the tennis turmoil caused by Chen Shao has not completely ended; the click-through rate on the Internet has already caught up with the baby's MV click-through rate; and Chen Shao's reputation has gradually grown overseas; now Anyone who talks about tennis will talk about rebirth;

When I arrived at the company, I still went up with the girl at the front desk as usual;

"Wow, the young master has changed his hairstyle again. Although this one is not much different from the previous one, you can obviously see more of the other side's face;" the receptionist at the front desk has completely become Chen Shao's loyal fan; and her Twitter attention is also very high, because she can upload a few photos of Chen Shao's life from time to time; Zhang Jiayu, the head of Sky's fan club, does not have as many Twitter attention as her;

Chen Shao didn't blame her for posting photos of his life indiscriminately; instead, she let him update his twitter whenever he had time, which was simply super nice treatment;

"Well, but the coquettish purple color is still not as cool as the bright blue color last time," another person said

Leaving aside their nymphomaniacs;

"Uncle Man, let's talk about Girls' Generation's debut plan." Chen Shao called Li Xiuman very strangely, and sometimes called him an old man or an old guy or even a teacher in private; but in front of him, he was always called Uncle Man;

"Didn't their debut plan say to film the variety show "Girls Go to School" first and then debut on Inkigayo? What else is there to talk about now?" Chen Shao came up with this plan?

"Well, here's what I thought. Isn't Pani's house in Los Angeles, USA? I just wanted to go back there to arrange something, so I wanted them to go there with me and shoot Pani's part first; I'll do it when I get back. The content of their training camp together; so you can’t say well.” After Chen Shao said this, he was not afraid that Li Xiuman would not agree; in fact, Chen Shao thought this way. Pani left his family and went to Korea alone for more than three years without returning home. His father also had a deadlocked relationship, so Chen Shao planned to film the scene of her meeting her father and then reconciling in Pani's debut variety show; and only Pani had this separate part; plan to proceed;

"Well, you can figure it out on your own. You don't need the company to pay for the expenses. You, a chaebol, must have arranged everything." Sure enough, as Chen Shao thought, Chen Shao has a Universal Records company in the United States; All the artists in the company also know Chen Shao, but they don’t know that it’s the boss behind the company. As for meeting Chen Shao, they all met in private receptions or something;

"I know you're an iron cock, but don't be so blatant"

"No way, a chaebol like you likes to squeeze poor people like us; you can't survive without iron."

"Too lazy to talk nonsense with you" complained and left, as if treating him for a while would make him sick;

Room 201 Girls' Generation practice room; on the day of Xika's birthday, Chen Shao had already told them the name of the group, and it was approved with almost no objections, and the slogan was the same; they were all moved from the previous life, so there is no reason to refuse ;

"Why is it only May now? There are still two months to debut, so long!" Chu Ding shouted;

"I've been here for so many years, are there still two months left?" Chen Shao, who opened the door and came in, just heard this, and replied;

"It's because it's been so many years, and now it feels like a long time."

"Are you strong enough? Come on, let me analyze your strengths and weaknesses for you, pay attention, listen up."

"Taeyeon is good at singing, even perfect, but lacks in dancing; and she is one of the shortest members of the group, known as a small one with short legs

Xika is better, she is good at singing and dancing, second appearance; but her sense of variety is poor, and her sex is often empty; the height of the short-body group is responsible;

Sunny is also good at singing, but poor at dancing. He often makes mistakes because of stealing the scene during rehearsal dance, but he has a good sense of artistry, and he is the first in the group;

Pani, the change of breath in singing skills is unstable, and it is prone to rush; he has the potential to be an mc, and his smiling eyes can kill everyone in seconds; the combination of short body and long body in the middle boundary, this is the luckiest existence;

Hyoyeon, the queen of dancing, I don’t need to say how bad your singing skills are. Your overall level depends entirely on dancing, but don’t be discouraged. You are the lead dancer, so you don’t have to worry about singing; the short body of the group One of the factions, known as Duan Chu Ding

Yuli, her dancing ability is similar to that of Hyoyeon, sometimes she can even beat her when she is in good condition, but her singing skills are not enough, don't worry if you are also the lead dancer, and you have a good sense of variety, and your acting skills are not bad;

Xiuying, I don’t know what’s good about you, your singing and dancing skills are mediocre, but you have made your debut, you have experience, you work steadily, your artistic sense is second only to sunny in the group, and you will develop into a model in the future;

Yun Bao; her singing skills are average, her dancing skills are among the top three in the group, and she looks like a goddess when she calms down; her acting skills are high, her artistic skills are also very good, she is responsible for being funny, and she is also a lead dancer; but it is important for you to hone your acting skills more The direction of development; once the black-bellied attribute explodes, rebirth, the black-bellied ancestor, cannot be suppressed;

My girlfriend, Xianer, is all-rounder, her singing and dancing skills are very stable, she has the potential to become a goddess, even Yuner and Sika will not be able to hold you down, and her hosting skills are also very good, in short, she is a panacea; The most important point is that once the black belly in my heart breaks out, even my boyfriend will not let it go. I seriously warn everyone present, pay attention, so as not to suffer misfortune;

Chen Shao, whose stage name is rebirth, is a high-end existence in all aspects, with a creative level of 13, his dancing skills are abnormal, his singing skills are almost inferior to those of the younger ones, his artistic sense is ten times that of Sunny, his black belly ability is released all the time, and his tennis skills are the world's No. [-] First, the height responsibility of the Girls' Generation group is completely different from the leader Taeyeon and Sunny. The appearance responsibility is the existence of Yun Bao who is secretly ashamed when seeing it; the above are the advantages and disadvantages of everyone in Girls' Generation; "

"Yeah, why do short stature make a serious statement?"

"What, why are you added? Really?"

"Hey, what do you mean I and you are two extremes?"

"What do you mean my singing and dancing skills are mediocre?"

"Ah, what do you mean you are in charge of the front, what do you mean you have to be ashamed when you see you?"

The girls complained a lot, all kinds;

"Oppa, you said just now that I have the potential of a goddess in the future, right?" Xiaoxian only paid attention to this sentence, and she was of course willing to hear it when her boyfriend recognized it; the se

"That's right, three years, at most three years; you can definitely compare Yoona and Sika; Yoona's height is good, but her figure is flawed, and Sika's height is flawed but her figure is perfect; the two of them If someone adjusts it, then you will be equal at most when you grow up in the future. Unfortunately, this cannot be adjusted; so it is destined that my girlfriend, Xu Zhuxian, Xu Xian, Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian, and Xianer will definitely be goddesses in the future, and they are A goddess who is even more goddess-like than Kim Tae-hee; "Everyone who has long-cherished wishes will know this in the future;

"Do you want to do this? I know you two have a good relationship, but don't use Yoona and Sika to set off the maknae."

At this time, student Yun'er was already grinding her teeth. After grinding for a few minutes, she thought that it was almost done; she immediately rushed towards Chen Shao and bit down on it;

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" resounded through the entire s*m company;

Even Li Xiuman, who was at the top of the company, was terrified, "What's going on, is there a fire?"