Tiandao Planters

And the old man who was telling fortunes in front of him looked like a charlatan, Li Xiao didn't know what he was thinking, when he saw the woman leaving with a small kit, he immediately rushed to the booth.

Looking at the old man with a strange face, Li Xiao smiled and said, "Can it be considered as a future?"

Hearing Li Xiao's words, the old man's expression obviously changed. After a moment of silence, he opened his mouth and said: "A wave of fairy spirit rushed towards my face. I think this gentleman is also a fellow, so why make fun of me, the old man?" !"

"Yo~! You are also a Taoist priest? Hehe~ I just forget about wearing such a Taoist robe. It is purely a personal hobby. I originally wanted to become a Taoist priest, but I am not accepted by such a famous temple, but I can't be called the same way as you. !"

He explained with a smile, but Li Xiao cursed secretly in his heart: "There is still a sense of fairy spirit rushing towards my face! If you pretend to be blind, pretend to be blind, why are you showing off here!"

"Hehe~ I was also enlightened by a Taoist priest with strong magic power back then, and I just felt a familiar aura, so I thought it was a fellow Taoist who came to tease me!" Hearing Li Xiao's words, the old man thought for a while, then laughed said.

"Then can you help me figure out my future?" Li Xiao said with an expectant expression on his face.

"I'm afraid this is not good?" The old man was a little hesitant. He was really afraid that he was here to play games, so he was a little unsure whether to divination for the person in front of him.

"What's wrong with that, it's not that I don't give money!" Li Xiao said.

And the onlookers who came here also booed: "That's right! It's not that they don't give money, so let's do the math!"

"If you can't wear Dao clothes, you won't be counted? You are afraid that the count will not be accurate!"

"Forget it quickly! If the calculation is accurate, I will ask you to do the calculation too!"

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Hearing the booing from the people around, Qian Banxian smiled wryly, and said to himself: I hope I didn't come here to mess things up!

"Then I'll make a fool of myself! Please stretch out your right hand, and I'll touch your palm for you!" After thinking for a while, Qian Banxian decided to accept this business, but just to be on the safe side, he had no intention of cheating money, just Just want to get this matter out of the way!

Hearing this, Li Xiao stretched out his right hand with a smile, and then said, "You have to touch it carefully! If the calculation is not accurate, I won't give you money!"

"Of course, if the calculation is inaccurate, how can I have the nerve to accept money from you!" Qian Banxian twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a dry smile. It's like coming to kick the field, but when things come to an end, it's not easy to back down, so I can only bite the bullet and count on it.

Pretentiously, he stretched out his hand to touch a few in front of him, and then grabbed Li Xiao's right hand. Qian Banxian touched the palm prints, left and right, and it lasted for a long time, but he couldn't speak.

Although he felt a little awkward being caught by an old man and fumbled with his hands, Li Xiao was not in a hurry to urge him, but instead looked at Qian Banxian with interest.

Time passed unknowingly, Qian Banxian still had a cautious look on his face, but he still didn't speak, and those onlookers became a little impatient, and immediately urged him.

"What's the matter? It's been so long, do you see anything?"

"Yeah! Don't keep touching and touching, it's quite weird to watch this scene!"

Hearing the urging from the people around him, Qian Banxian felt sweat faintly on his forehead, depressed in his heart, and said to himself: "Hurry up! Give me some time to think about what to do next! If you accidentally say the wrong thing, then my signboard will be smashed!"

Repeatedly recalling the little metaphysics knowledge in his mind, Qian Banxian slowly withdrew his hand, frowned and thought about it, and tentatively said: "Little friend, the first half of the palm print is messy. The situation is rough!"

"It's true, keep talking!" Li Xiao said.

"Your previous family background should be either rich or noble, right?" Qian Banxian asked, his heart beating. This sentence was based on his accumulated experience in seeing people through years of walking in the rivers and lakes.

"That's right! Continue!" Li Xiao said.

"Your parents should be dead, right?" Qian Banxian asked again.

"Okay, don't talk about this, I'm just asking about the future, don't forget about the past!" Li Xiao suddenly said a little annoyed.

"Okay, okay!" Hearing Li Xiao's words, Qian Banxian wiped his forehead subconsciously, and heaved a sigh of relief, secretly said: "It seems that I was fooled by myself, then the next step will be easy!"

After pausing for a moment, Qian Banxian coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said, "You had an extraordinary childhood and suffered a lot of ups and downs, but from the palm prints, the lower part is very clear. You are destined to be rich and powerful, even if you don't enter into an official career, you are also famous!"

"And there are no big twists and turns, it can be said that there is no one in a million, the appearance of an emperor!"

"Hehe, I don't expect anything extravagant about being an emperor, it would be nice to be a small landlord!" Li Xiao said with a smile, then looked at the paper lottery on the stall, and then asked, "Do you want me to draw A sign?"

"This is unnecessary? The future is still bright, so there is no need to do anything extra!" Originally thought that the matter was over, but did not expect that Li Xiao suddenly fell in love with those paper signs again, Qian Banxian just let go of his anger, and instantly raised his spirits again. come up.

This paper sign was originally a trick to cheat money. There are not more than ten or twenty paper signs, with different patterns drawn on them, representing different meanings.

But in general, there are two types, one is bad lottery, or under-lotty lottery, when someone draws this kind of paper lottery, Qian Banxian will say that it is a sign of disaster, and what needs to be done Crack it, and then naturally ask for money by beating around the bush.

And the other is the so-called good lottery, that is, the upper lottery. If someone gets this kind of lottery, Qian Banxian will say that this is the emperor's lottery that is unique in ten thousand. I gave Mr. 88 yuan, and you just watch it!

It can be summed up in one sentence: if you sign a bad sign, you need to give money to eliminate disasters, and if you sign a good sign, you need to give money to thank the fortune teller.

If someone came to see the palmistry, Qian Banxian would ask people to draw lots after reading the palmistry, but I was a little suspicious that Li Xiao was here to play games, how could Qian Banxian let him draw this again? As for money, although you don’t need to talk about collecting money, it’s troublesome to explain!

"That's right, then there will be no lottery, how about you calculate the marriage for me?" Li Xiao directly gave up the idea of ​​lottery, and asked him to calculate the marriage directly.

"This can be counted!" Qian Banxian said, thinking to himself, this marriage is much easier to calculate, anyway, it's something that didn't happen, and it doesn't have to be verified if it's nonsense!

Pretending to make some calculations, Qian Banxian said: "Your marriage is a bit troublesome! You are destined to have many daughters. I am afraid that if one is not good, it will be a disaster!"

Although this sentence is nonsense, under normal circumstances, it will not provoke people's anger, after all, it is a man!There is such a large part of my heart that I am still looking forward to a little love affair, even if it is a peach blossom disaster, it is not a big deal.

"Ah? What do you say? Do I want to marry several wives? This is not allowed by the law!" Li Xiao also pretended to be flustered.

"It doesn't matter. Isn't there some countries in foreign countries where you can marry many wives! Then you can change your nationality or something!" Qian Banxian said.

Hearing this, Li Xiao was speechless, and said to himself: "You are a fortune-telling magic stick, and you still study this?"

"Then how many children will I have in the future? I value the continuation of the incense!" Li Xiao asked as soon as his eyes rolled.

"Huh~? You are destined to have five children, and each of them will be a dragon and a phoenix, and they will all be extraordinary in the future!" Qian Banxian thought for a while, then made nonsense again.

"Eh~!" Li Xiao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he leaned forward, approaching Qian Banxian, and said in a low voice, "But, I already have nine children. Could it be that the other four will die young?"

Hearing this, Qian Banxian's expression froze, and then he said in a low voice: "Little comrade, you are not deliberately playing tricks on me!"

"This is not to tease you, but I really have so many children, which are legally recognized, hehe~!"

After being stunned for a moment, Qian Banxian shouted to the onlookers: "Okay, today's quota has been counted, everyone dispersed!"

Afterwards, the onlookers saw that there was nothing special to see, so they dispersed immediately, and at this time, Baihua, who was originally outside the crowd, also stepped forward and said to Li Xiao: "My lord, it's just some trickery, what's so interesting about it?" Yes, I'd better go back and rest, there is still business to do tomorrow!"

Hearing this, Qian Banxian's face suddenly became bitter, and when he saw Baihua who was also dressed in a Taoist uniform, he said depressedly: "Monastery? Oh, old man, I'm just doing my job, and I didn't provoke you, so why bother to smash it?" Where is my job?"

"Yes, I paid for it, don't say that!" Li Xiao took out 100 yuan and put it on the street stall.

"I don't dare to take this money, old man. Please don't take the nonsense I said before." Qian Banxian said, but said bitterly in his heart: "You have become a temple master at such a young age. , don’t make fun of me, the old man, okay?”

"You can keep the money at ease. I don't say much about fortune-telling. After all, there are many people who just spend money on psychological comfort, and they don't necessarily believe in it!" Li Xiao got up and let out a sigh of relief. , smiled and said to himself: "I feel much better now!"

"Yes, yes~ What the Lord of the Temple said is true." Qian Banxian put the money away and responded quickly.

Glancing at Qian Banxian, Li Xiao didn't pay any attention to him. He just treated it as a small incident to ease his depression. He immediately turned to Baihua and said, "Let's go! Go back to the hotel to rest, and ask someone tomorrow. If not, then you can only leave here!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and took Bai Hua with him to leave.

"Wait a minute, Master, I don't know what you are looking for? Maybe I can help you!" Seeing Li Xiao turn around and leave, Qian Banxian didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly called out to stop Li Xiao .

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