One Piece's Strongest Vice-Captain

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spn "I didn't expect their preparation to be so comprehensive. The taste of this fried noodles is quite good." by an elf.

"The takoyaki is completely unqualified, the sauce is not thick enough, and the octopus inside is also very small." by a certain chef.

"But there are a lot of marshmallows here, and this apple candy is also good." by a certain reindeer that was spoiled.

"And it's very generous, the wine here can be drunk for free." by a green-headed swordsman.

"That's right, I haven't attended such a big party for a long time." by an old man. [

"Who made you stay on stilts for so long. Hey, Shirley, do you want a carrot?" A certain elf took out a carrot from his pocket while eating fried noodles and handed it to a shaking big-brimmed hat beside him. forward.

A pair of blood-red eyes suddenly appeared in the place covered by the shadow of the big-brimmed hat, and then a mouthful of white teeth ruthlessly bit Nero's hand holding the carrot...

"They have such a good relationship." Robin glanced at the father and daughter who were playing tricks over there, then lowered his head and continued to flip through the vybkfght in his hand.

"Maybe." Weiwei looked at Shirley, who was biting Nero's hand like a piranha, and wouldn't let go even though Nero swung his arm vigorously. She always felt that Mr. Nero has become better and better recently, " Aren't you going to persuade Shirley, Abis?"

"It's okay, it's okay because it's my father." Abis replied without turning her head, and she was very confident in the regenerative ability of a certain elf.Rather than going there to cause trouble, Abis would rather see which one, Kalu or Ibrahimovic, finishes the 10 Cokes first.

"It's okay, big brother just took a bath, Shirley won't spoil her stomach." After reassuring Weiwei for a while, Guina continued to introduce Dashiqi, who was participating in such a large-scale gathering for the first time.

"Eating... Eating bad stomach, has it reached that point?" Weiwei felt that she couldn't keep up with everyone's thinking rhythm.

"Hey, everyone, I'm back. I've already set a match with that butthead. We'll have three matches and we can get new crew members if we win." Luffy walked here with big strides and a smile.

"You still have the nerve to say, we mean two games and two games, okay! Why did you even count the opponent's fingers! You idiot." He can screw up, what kind of captain is this.

"It doesn't matter how many times, this kind of competition is different from ordinary competitions. With our strength, we won't lose at all. Drink some drinks, rest and prepare for the next competition! You are the main players." Nero waited for Nami After venting enough, he came over with a drink.

"But what if I lose? I'm so cute and I'll be picked away." Nami took the drink from Nero, and then punched Luffy a few times in confusion.But when Nami drank half of the drink, she suddenly reacted, "Wait, why do you say I'm a contestant?"

"What are you talking about? The host just said that we should decide the list of contestants. There is no limit to the number of players in the first rowing competition. I will help you all sign up. The rowing event should let everyone come together. .”

"Can I say no?"

"The list has already been submitted, and there is no way to change it."

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"Okay, now the fierce rowing competition around the island is about to start. What kind of boat can be made with three wooden barrels and two oars? Let's wait and see!" A giant sparrow with a loudspeaker on its back was hosting the event in the sky, "Let me first introduce our most popular combination - our idol Miss Polki and the sailfish Capote , the cute minivan number composed of Star Shark Monty! And..."

"Shark? Can this be considered a contestant?" Nami, who formed the Barrel Tiger with Robin and Usopp, shouted in protest.

"It didn't say that fish can't participate." Polki answered Nami's question with her sweet and cloying voice, and then winked at Nami provocatively.

"That guy... I will definitely win you!" Nami felt like her lungs were about to explode, this was totally cheating, okay? [

"It's okay, Nami, that guy Nero has done more than them. Look at Abis and the others." Usopp looked at the arrogant guys on the opposite side with pity. Thorpe was full of sympathy for his opponent.

"Don't mention that bastard to me. He obviously signed up for us but he didn't participate. Moreover, Abis and Shirley were made into a group with Kalu and Ibrahimovic. There must be a limit to his nonsense. Right. It will be difficult if you lose this kind of game!" Nami looked at the guy lying on the beach chair on the shore sunbathing, and couldn't help but feel an urge to smash him .

"...Finally, let us introduce the youngest group of contestants, Abis and Shirley from the Lion, and pets Karoo, Ibrahimovic and Simba. Wait, where is Simba? If a player abstains, the entire group will be disqualified...What a big lion!" Earthworm was introducing the final group of contestants, and his long-term experience as a host made him keenly aware of the strengths of this group. One player is missing.

This direct elimination of a group is what earthworms are happy to see, although this group is pitifully weak, but one less group is a group.However, what happened next shocked everyone's jaws—after Ibrahimovic wagged his tail and yelled at the bow, the sea surface suddenly floated twice.Then a sea king with a head full of bald lions emerged from the bottom of the sea, holding the boat where Abis and the others were on its back.

"What is that..." Foxy stammered, pointing to the giant beast that was bigger than his own boat.

"As you can see, Sea King Simba is a temporary crew member of our Straw Hat Pirates. There is no rule saying that Sea Kings cannot participate in the competition, right?" Nero took off his sunglasses and raised an eyebrow at Foxy , and then continue to enjoy the wonderful sunshine.

"That's right..." Foxy said these two words with difficulty, almost completely messed up.

"I think that guy is pitiful, isn't it good that we still have to deal with him? Even if he is a splitter." Da Siqi wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief, although Brother Nero said that he would let him Shirley won with an overwhelming advantage to let Shirley let him go, but this was too much.

"It's better to pray that the slot manager doesn't try to do anything. Otherwise, I think he will be played to death by Brother Nero." Guina sighed, and looked at Foxy who had recovered from the frustration with pity.It's good to recover so quickly from the blow, but he looks like he's up to something.poor guy·······

Since the back of the Neptune named Simba is wide enough, all the participating members of the Straw Hat Pirates parked their boats on Simba's back, and a group of people started a picnic on the back of the Neptune.

After drinking a large cup of tea, Nami let out a long sigh of relief, and felt that all the worries from the beginning of the game were released, "Didn't you think that guy Nero is very reliable occasionally? There is such a big guy who is completely unreasonable." There is a possibility of losing."

"What do you think that guy will dress up next time? A lost child or a poor old lady?" Usopp looked at Foxy, who was performing lamely on the shore and Hamburg, and nudged him with his elbow. Luffy fighting with a piece of watermelon. "Will anyone believe such a stupid performance?"

"What? Hey, there's an old lady passed out over there! Don't hesitate to help!" Luffy followed Usopp's line of sight, and immediately pulled Chopper anxiously to help.

"You really believe it! Show me clearly, that's the slotter! How could the old lady look like that!" Usopp was almost defeated by Luffy, he couldn't even see such an obvious performance ?

"Hey! Is it a lie? Is that long-nosed slotter a relative of yours? Usopp."

"Would I have the face to come out if I have that kind of relative?"

"Right."········

"Puff, Boss is being treated as a fool, Puff." The hamburger who looked like a gorilla covered his mouth and let out a weird laugh, and Foxy, who was dressed as an old lady, was completely frustrated. .

"Don't do this, Boss! We can't do without you, get up!" Polki, who has not given up, did not forget to cheer Foxy up when passing by, and she still has a way to deal with the fragile heart of her own boss. .

"Yes, yes, yes, of course." Foxy, who cheered up instantly, wiped his signature slot-sharing hair, and let out his treacherous smile. "You can see through my scheme completely, Straw Hat Boy, you are really my formidable enemy. But that's all for now!"

Foxy walked aggressively to the shore and stood against the wind, his sturdy head was shaking like a flag under the sea wind.Then he raised his right hand and made a gesture, aiming at the Sea King Simba who was approaching the finish line, "I am the great Foxy-sama who can dominate the entire game. No matter how many tricks you have, in my absolute It is also futile in the face of strength. We are not opponents of the same level of strength. I am a slow person who has eaten the fruit of slowness. As soon as I make a move, the outcome is already decided. Now... stop for me! "Foxey's eyes were fixed, and a powerful slow light beam was released from his hand...

When Foxy regained consciousness, everyone cheered. "What! Have you already won? This kind of victory is really interesting." Foxy froze for a moment, then wiped his hair smartly.Pretending to be a lonely expert, he walked towards Boerqi who had just landed, "Hey, why are you downcast. Didn't we win? I'll pick that rare reindeer for you in a while." [

"Ah, what are you talking about, boss. We failed! It's all your fault for using the slow beam on yourself! He will definitely be picked out now!" Contrary to Foxy's expectation, Polki did not act like Instead of flattering himself as usual, he complained to himself.

"What! Master Foxy, who I have never failed, actually lost! I did it myself!" Foxy hugged a tree beside him, and slammed into it vigorously, while muttering, "I am here Dreaming, I'm dreaming..."

"Hey, poor guy." Nero sighed and put away the stack of papers in his hand.I knew this guy was going to use this trick, and pasting a piece of bullfighting red painted by Shirley on his back would solve everything.The master is lonely!