One Piece's Strongest Vice-Captain

( ) Fragments of warships mixed with screaming navies flew with chopped rock and sea water like toys messed up by naughty children.But it is not an ignorant child who is manipulating all this, but the death surgeon with a mocking smile on his face.

With the gentle flick of Luo's fingers, he randomly put together the chopped things.This feeling of manipulating the whole world fascinates him, and there is nothing better than controlling the fate of others.

Da Siqi stared blankly at all this, she had thought of many ways to reunite before.And at Robin's suggestion, she also unified her outfits with Kuina, and was going to see if Brother Smoker, who was a little dazed, would be confused.But now... Big Brother Smoker fell to the ground, his heart was held in the hands of that man, and Big Sister Tina was directly amputated in the middle!

"What the hell did you do!" Naga couldn't use the ability to use water, but this didn't prevent Da Siqi from pulling out Xiaoye Shiyu from his waist and slashing at Luo.

"Calm down, Dashiqi." Before Dashiqi's knife hit Luo, Nero stepped forward and grabbed her arm.It's not because of the hostile relationship between the navy and the pirates or any other boring reason, "This guy didn't kill anyone, but if you hack it down, it's not necessarily so."

"Second leader of the devil, it seems that you understand my character very well. Even the death surgeon has no intention of depriving the patient's life casually. The living are always more useful than the dead." Luo stretched out his hand hidden under the robe. Come out, Smoker's extracted heart beating vigorously in his hand.

After seeing Luo take out the position of the heart, Da Siqi instantly understood something.Turning his head, he saw Smoker struggling to get up.

"Brother Smoker! How do you feel now!" Da Siqi hurried over to help Smoker up, but...

"Tina feels so strange. Tina seems to have passed out just now." After a very familiar female voice came out of Smoker's mouth, Da Siqi was stunned.This mouth addiction should ~~~ not.

On the other side, one arm stretched out from the ground to align the two parts of Tina's body on the ground and connect them.Like the two poles of a magnet, they are easily attracted together.This made Robin breathe a sigh of relief, but also showed interest in his eyes.

"Well, the body can move. No, why does it feel like my chest suddenly... What did you do to me..." Tina jumped up from the ground with a Smoggy tone, but she saw that Zheng was surprised When she looked at herself carefully, the expression on Tina's face froze.

"How could I be there!" x2

"Should I bring a new pair of glasses with me?" Da Siqi stiffly turned her head and asked Kuina who was beside her.

"I think you should buy a new hearing aid by the way, and buy one for me." Kuina also looked at Da Siqi stiffly.

It seems that the inside and outside of the two navy couples have swapped...

"Pfft, who is doing strange things to my lower body, puff."

Fumble~~~Fumble~~~Open~~~

"Pfft, stop quickly, puff. Puff, I'm not the general's little surname, puff!"

Changing faces~~~groping~~~groping~~~

"Puff, wait~~Puff, why is the upper body, puff, also puff~~~"

"No, I give up!" Luffy threw aside the upper body of the samurai without head and legs in frustration, "There is no instruction manual on this thing, really, the service attitude of the merchants on this island is really bad." good."

Luffy pouted dissatisfiedly and took a few steps forward, stepping on the body of the crocodile under his feet. "Hey, it's called Boss. Do you know how to use this thing? It will be very embarrassing if I can't use the things I got from your island. I still want this guy to be my companion. Well, why don't you join me too?" How about us? I'd love to have a centaur on board, though it doesn't matter if your lower body is a crocodile instead of a horse."

"Lu Fei, why do you always like to invite these strange things on the boat? Give up, I will never agree to keep such an ugly half-crocodile man on the boat, such a big man must be very edible. I want to feed you That bottomless pit stomach is already a headache." Sanji, who was sitting on one side smoking, unceremoniously said the most powerful threat to Luffy before the other party answered.Miss Bonnie and Miss Shirahoshi also have big appetites, but since they are cute girls, it doesn't matter.

"Cut, stingy!" Luffy squatted aside with an unhappy face and turned his head away from looking at Sanji, thinking about Sanji's differential treatment in his mouth.

Tea Beard is in a bad mood now. In fact, in his opinion, his pirate career has always been synonymous with tragedy.After entering the four seas from the great sea route many years ago, as a great pirate, he was full of ambition and wanted to create a world in the new world.Unfortunately, when he understood what the skull flag with a large white beard meant, he was already lying on the hospital bed with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

After several years of suffering, the news of the terrible old man's death in the top battle made him think that his chance had come, but the white beard gang who suddenly appeared after he stepped on the flag let him know the reality again. cruel.

The battle between the original Whitebeard Pirates led by Fire Fist and Blackbeard made everyone on Whitebeard's territory feel insecure, and the name of his teabeard turned the poor guy into a punching bag. (They are all beards, the black ones and the white ones can't provoke the tea beard and beat him to death.) After strategically retreating out of the white beard's territory, the tea beard once again experienced an unfortunate thing - he met a A warship, a heavy gunboat with several vice admirals on board.

When the navy was chasing fugitives from the city of advance, he could only blame bad luck for being caught, and he had no complaints about being temporarily held in the naval branch on the island called Punk Sahad, waiting to be sent to the city of advance.But after what happened that day, he realized what real despair is.

The big explosion killed everyone almost instantly, and the remaining people were also incapacitated by inhaling toxic substances.Dragging his immobile legs with his hands to find food to survive, Tea Beard was very thankful that he survived.It lasted until Master M came to rescue them.

Although it has become such a strange appearance, it is already a miracle to be able to run freely again.For Master M who brought them this miracle, the pirates headed by Teabeard have an absolute trust and admiration.As the boss of the centaur troop, Teabeard is also willing to guard the island for Lord M's will, and he did so until he met the group of perverts who are now on his back!

The brothers on the opposite side of the Burning Earth reported that someone pretended to be a centaur and sneaked in, and they were still crossing the Zhongyang Lake.Tea Beard admired them for being able to pass through the crisis-ridden Burning Earth, but that didn't mean he would allow them to do so.

After throwing fresh meat and blood into the lake to lure out the sharks and other aquatic monsters, Teabeard gave the command to shell the boat that was rowing towards this side.Being sunk in the middle of the lake is a very fatal thing, as long as it falls into the water and is frozen to death by the icy lake water, it will kill those aquatic monsters that arouse viciousness.Then he could go back to the base and drink some hot tea to rest, but—

In the navy, there is a move called Yuebo that can run in mid-air. Tea Beard had already seen it when he was arrested, so it is not unacceptable to see that blond boy running from the sea.But what happened to that bone frame running over the water screaming!Moreover, all the fired shells were either detonated in mid-air or returned back. What kind of pervert is sitting on that banana-shaped boat!The most deceitful thing was when Teabeard ordered everyone to stop and focus on dealing with the skeleton and the blond boy~~~ The boat capsized by itself...

Then all the centaurs on his side were brought down by those angry pirates, Teabeard gave up resistance after seeing the appearance of the leader.Straw Hat Luffy is the name of the man sitting on his back now, the top figure in the worst generation who started to gain fame two years ago.He is also the younger brother of Fire Fist Ace, the current leader of the Whitebeard Pirates.

But they just snatched the coats from their own men to keep warm and didn't kill anyone, which made the teabeard hopeful.They just said that they would send them to the port in the ice zone, and Tea Beard could only hope that they could abide by the most basic morals.

"Hey, Luffy. Can I discuss it?" Usopp wrapped his coat and pointed to the lower and upper body of the samurai lying at Luffy's feet. "How about throwing this thing away? We already have demons, skeletons, and ghosts on board, so there's no need to add a headless ghost."

After finding the lower body on the dragon that burned the earth, a shark in that lake has what appears to be the upper body of the same person glued to it.And that kind of nimble knife skills is almost as good as Sauron's poker face.Although it is already tied, it is not a clear choice to take this kind of thing on the road.

"Look, Luffy. He is a creature living here. Is it not good for you to take him away without consent? As a nature lover, I support you in letting him go, Luffy .”

"No!" Luffy rejected Usopp flatly, "I've never seen a body that can cut open and cut people apart except Bucky's red nose. This kind of rare beast must stay on my ship, This is my ambition!"

"Your ambition is too cheap! Isn't your goal One Piece? Uncle Roger will cry if you are so casual!" After complaining for a while, Usopp also gave up the idea of ​​persuading Luffy, "You won, keep it Just keep it. But don't put him together, or it will be very troublesome."

"Huh? Can it be put together? Then~~ I will fight!"

"Are you guys listening to other people's words?"

Just when Usopp was going crazy, a pile of fragments in a corner of the laboratory suddenly opened his eyes. "Hey! The lower body and upper body are connected!"