One Piece's Strongest Vice-Captain

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spn In the hot yellow sand, Luffy struggled forward with a mountain of luggage alone, "Why do I have to carry so much luggage! Obviously I won!"

"Idiot, it's obvious that the person you said you wanted to win carried all the luggage. Walking without luggage is so easy!" Usopp looked at Luffy with a standard smirk, and jumped back and forth arrogantly in front of Luffy, Show off your healthy posture without any burden.

"You bastard, I'm going to kill you, don't run away!" Luffy seemed to see a red clothed bull for a moment, pulling his luggage and quickly chasing Usopp.

"Stupid Luffy, how could you catch up with me? Stupid!" Usopp made faces at Luffy while running. Usopp can be said to be the best in the skill of escaping.

"Mr. Luffy, Mr. Long Nose, you will get lost if you run in the desert like this." Weiwei was busy trying to stop the two of them messing around, but...it didn't work at all! [

"I'm sorry, but Miss Princess, don't worry, just let them mess around. It's impossible for that guy Luffy to hurry on his way obediently. If they don't make trouble in this weather, they will go crazy!" Ace smiled. Looking at his younger brother who was messing around there, he apologized to Weiwei.Now Ace has also changed into a robe, and he can't stand the heat of the scorching sun even if he imprisoned the burning fruit.

"Don't worry, they are running towards the rocks ahead. It's almost noon now, everyone should be hungry after walking for so long, let's take a lunch break at the rocks and have something to eat." Nero looked up and saw that The sun hanging in the middle of the sky pointed to the rock not far ahead and suggested.

"Okay then! I also feel a little tired, let's take a rest there." Weiwei hesitated for a while, but immediately felt relieved.I was too anxious, everyone was working hard to help me, and I was too demanding of everyone and myself.

"It's not good! Find a doctor quickly! There are some seriously injured birds over there!" Amidst a burst of dust, Luffy's anxious voice came over. "Chopper, go and heal them!"

"Wait, Mr. Lu Fei. If I'm not wrong, those birds should be the 'big liar birds' specially designed to injure and deceive travelers." Weiwei suddenly had a bad feeling that this trip might It won't be too peaceful.

"What! Then our luggage won't... But Usopp shouldn't be cheated there, right?" Nami also thought of some bad things, but this is a terrible thing in the desert. There are no Neptunes for Nero to catch.We can only place our hopes on Usopp!

"It's unlikely that Usopp was cheated. But, are you sure Usopp can beat those birds?" Sauron's complaint made everyone's heads full of black lines.But for Usopp's fighting power... no one seems to have confidence.

Sure enough, when everyone rushed to the rocky area, they saw a group of birds drinking water leisurely on the rocks, and Usopp, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, was yelling at the birds under the rocks.

"I'm sorry, I tried my best. But... I only protected this one." Usopp reluctantly took out a backpack from his arms, lowering his head in frustration.

"You bastards, I'm going to kill you!" Luffy exploded again, and slammed his fists at the birds.

"Wait a minute, Luffy. Don't touch those stones, the stones at noon... will be as hot as a soldering iron." Weiwei suddenly felt as she looked at Luffy, who was clasping his hands and screaming that they were so hot. Should I first popularize the common sense about the desert to everyone?

Luffy's idiotic behavior made the big trick birds laugh, and Luffy became even crazier seeing himself being teased by a group of birds. "Hey, are you proud of teasing our captain?" Sanji suddenly appeared next to the birds with a cigarette in his mouth, "As a cook, how can you be afraid of being scorched? Obediently turn into a roasted chicken for me! Zoro, shave Mao's work is entrusted to you."

"Tch, let's go crazy with you for a while!" Sauron was about to draw out the words and words, when he suddenly felt a chill behind his back.Kuina was looking at Sauron's sword-drawing hand with dangerous eyes, clearly saying that if you dare to use words and words to do such a thing, I will kill you!Zoro immediately changed his target and took out Xue Zou, and the cold feeling behind his back disappeared.

"Good job Sanji! It's amazing! It's cooked right away!" Luffy couldn't help moving his index finger as he saw the shaved big liar falling on the stone and the smell of meat began to radiate shortly after.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the big liars immediately dropped their luggage and began to move strategically, but a big liar that had just taken off was suddenly engulfed by a ball of fire. "Kill-Gunpowder Star!"

"Hehehe, you dare to offend me, Mr. Usopp, this is the fate!" Usopp held a bow in his hand and posed a handsome poss, arrogantly looking at the group of stunned big liars.

Under the perverted attack of the Straw Hat Pirates, the big liar had to flee in embarrassment, but how could Luffy let the meat in his hand escape? The drooling Luffy kept chasing the big liar and ran away.

"Forget it, don't worry about that guy. He'll come back when he's hungry. Sanji will deal with these birds, so they won't be able to eat." Nami finally gave up on disciplining Luffy. This kind of guy It will never learn to be good.

"Hi, Nami-san, I'll be ready for the barbecue of love right away!" Hearing Nami's voice, a certain chef went into heat again. [

"Hey, everyone. I'm back with bigger meat!" After a while, the figure of Luffy riding a camel appeared on the horizon.

"Well, the taste of the camel is also very good, you can..." Our dedicated Mr. Sanji looked at the camel that Luffy was riding, and he began to turn it into a delicacy in his heart.

"Yo Hou, run quickly, camel!" Luffy shouted happily on the camel's back, without any scruples about the feelings of the camel that was already crying in anxiety.If this camel could talk, it would definitely say, Boss, we are running for our lives now, please stop messing around like this!Looking at the huge purple shadow camel gradually approaching behind him, he wanted to cry.

At this time, everyone who was resting on the rocky ground also saw the shadow behind Luffy. "That's the most powerful predator in the desert—the desert lizard! Not good, hurry up and save Lu Fei-jun!" Seeing Luffy and the camel that were almost swallowed several times, Weiwei was very worried.

Sanji and Zoro prepared to step forward without saying a word, but Kuina and Tashiki walked over first. "Guina, Dashiqi, what are you guys doing. The desert lizard is terrifying, you can't beat it. And desert lizards usually move at the same time!" Wei Wei really couldn't understand the behavior of these companions, such a giant The beasts can only be dealt with by Mr. Nero and Mr. Ace over there!

"Don't worry about them, you'd better take pity on that monster!" Nami took out the diva stick on her body, and started selling air-conditioning balls, "As for you, it doesn't matter if you have two. As long as... Just leave it to me! Queen of Thunder and Lightning!" The sand behind Nami and Weiwei shook a few times, and another desert lizard's ugly big head emerged from the sand.But before the desert lizard could set up its posse, it was struck by a lightning strike from the sky, and a tempting smell of meat radiated out.And the lizard chasing Luffy was easily killed by the Guina sisters.

Based on the principle of not wasting, everyone started a barbecue meeting on the spot.In the desert with rolling yellow sand, eating lizard meat baked by stones has a special flavor.

"The taste of grilled lizard is really good! I wonder how the taste of roasted camel is? Don't move around, the meat should be roasted!" Luffy tried his best to tie the struggling camel to a thick log. Luffy was really dissatisfied with this behavior of not cooperating with his meal.

"Idiot, you have to cut it at least a little before you can bake it! Forget it, I'll cut it!" A swordsman with a green algae head held the knife in one hand, and his eyes kept looking at the best place to cut the knife.

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That day, when I was in despair, a voice like the sound of heaven appeared, "Luffy, Sauron, don't eat that camel. I have better things here!"

A tall and mighty figure appeared in front of me dragging a huge desert poisonous scorpion.God!Did you hear my pious prayer?This must be the messenger sent by God to save me, a tough guy!

Under the call of the messenger of God, the two demons finally let poor me go.Oh, God!In order to show my piety, I decided to make it a year, not a month, or a day.In one day, I will never think about beautiful women again, and I want to pray to you devoutly.

Wait, one not four beautiful angels came to me.Oh my god!And two angel eggs!God, I'm sorry for you!

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"I don't understand, bastard with long ears, why do you want to stop that fellow Luffy from eating him? That kind of camel, which is the same as some lecherous cooks, still has such a cute name as eyelashes! Damn, how dare he... I must cut him off!" Zoro watched frantically as several girls chatted and laughed around the camel, and that nasty camel dared to rub its head against Kuina and Dashiqi's... ······There, I am so envious and jealous!

"Silly boy, it's not easy to find fresh food in the desert. That camel can relieve a few girls' walking fatigue and serve as food in critical times. It's better to save his life. You and a camel Why are camels jealous? Right, Sanji!" Nero couldn't help but feel a little funny when he saw Sauron's almost angry eyes.This cold boy actually has such a side.But after seeing Sanji on the other side who was biting a handkerchief and written in his eyes that I envy, Nero felt that Sauron was actually very calm.

Otherwise, find an opportunity to secretly eunuch him, Sauron secretly made up his mind to cultivate the world's first camel father-in-law.The eyelashes walking in front couldn't help shivering.

ps: I managed to scrape together the time code for this chapter, and the hand-painted children's paper can't afford to hurt it!