Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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"Have you heard? The second young master stole the master's things and was beaten into a fool by the master." Khan

"No, it was the second young master who stole the master's things and was discovered by the master. The master beat the second young master in a fit of anger. He didn't want to be caught by the mistress, and then the master was beaten up by the mistress. The mistress' force value is too high Fuck, Zhangfeng accidentally hung the screen upside down, making Young Master Yiai dumbfounded." Waterfall Khan

"Have you heard? The second young master of the Fang family was beaten into a fool by my first jealous wife." Huangguoshu Waterfall Khan

"Such a crooked trend, it must not grow, tiger poison is still not eaten, the second young master of the Fang family was stupid, now alas" Nicaragua Falls Khan [

The gossipers in the Tang Dynasty spread the rumors about the stupidity of the second young master of the Fang family throughout Chang'an at a speed comparable to that of the paparazzi in the 21st century.

Sitting at the door, wearing a silk shirt, showing explosive chest muscles and arms, maintaining the posture of a thinker, thinking, this is what I have been doing since I woke up last night.After crossing, I actually crossed, the Buddha who sells cakes, the damn expensive j058xx, the damn van, the damn SAIC-GM-Wuling, the damn three-way intersection without traffic lights, and the damn outdated computer newspaper.

Fang Jun, my current name, the problem, I am just one of the teachers in a private school with a lack of teachers. Although history was not my strong point in school, every cynic in the new era will keep in mind In the prosperous age of the early Tang Dynasty when all nations came to court, I still know a little bit about the history of the early Tang Dynasty, especially those famous and powerful Wu MMs, as well as Gao Yang MM, and there is one who is my current mother-in-law. Mrs. Lu

At least I know that the second son of the old man Fang Xuanling's family, that is, the current me, Fang Jun, who only has a body but no head, is named Yiai. I will turn 16 in about two months, but my height has already surpassed my height. The height is at least 1.7 meters five, and the weight is at least [-] kg. Look at the chest muscles, um, at least [-] kg.The body is strong, but there are also problems.

At the most one or two years, I will be married by the great Emperor Li Shimin, and then, one of the most powerful women in history, the most stalwart representative of extramarital affairs, will be called the great pioneer of free love by later generations Princess Gaoyang, It will be mixed with a powerful aura of domineering, carrying a whip, stepping on a hot wheel, murderous, and billowing smoke will appear in front of me, and then terrible things will happen. I was put on a giant green hat by Gao Yang The hat, and it will be turned up because of death, the old man died early, he will be fine, but me and I will be dragged to the execution ground to chop meat for fun.

"Do I need to play me like this? If you want to play me, at least give me a reason!" He spat hard on the ground in front of him, venting with Zhou Xingxing's famous quote.

"Young master, are you sick again?" Just as the saliva fell to the ground, an exclamation came from behind him.It's her headache again. This girl is the little loli in ancient costume that I saw first when I woke up that day. According to her own statement, she is the girl who serves me specially. Her name is Ludie, and she is 14 and a half years old.The name sounds very rustic at first glance, but it is a very artistic name in aftertaste.

"I'm fine, I'm just reviewing the plot in the blockbuster movie" I showed my front teeth towards the little girl, showing my kindness.

"Big movie?" Little girl Pianzi's eyes sparkled.

"Well, that's it." I stretched out my hand and drew a square: "In a frame, there are many people acting in it."

"Master, master, don't talk, Xiaodie is going to call Madam." The starlight in the little girl's eyes tended to turn into tears.

This 14-year-old little girl, Ludie, is like a plaster every day. If I am wrong, it is like my shadow. Except for the latrine, any time and place, as long as I open my eyes, I can see this little girl's pair of eyes. Surprisingly beautiful big eyes, as long as I do anything that violates the customs and gentleness of the Tang Dynasty, this little girl will immediately use her talking eyes to accuse me of being too bad.

The little girl's small body makes it impossible for me as a teacher to do any kind of behavior that violates the spirit of modern education.It is my principle not to hit beautiful women, let alone pretty little women, this is my principle. Of course, if I look too bad for the audience, I am afraid that I will not be able to help but shoot. This is my instinct.

"No, I'm not sick." I widened my eyes at this girl.

Little Green Die tremblingly stretched out a beautiful and crystal-clear hand towards me, and I nodded: "Well, this is your finger, the nails are very beautiful."

Little Ludie quickly retracted her white fingers into her sleeves, her little face blushed: "I want to see if the young master is still burning or not."

I almost died, do I have a fever?Forget it, don't care about it: "Master, I don't burn little sister Ludie, please pour me a glass of water, remember to keep it cold." It's safer to send her away.

"Xiao Die doesn't dare to be that, please, young master, don't talk to your slaves like this, if the madam or the housekeeper sees it, you must kill Lu Die." The little girl in a long pink dress had beautiful big eyes full of tears.timid eyes

"Little girl, go and pour water for the young master, remember to keep it cold, hurry up!" I said viciously, and waved my arms like Schwarzenegger to increase my persuasiveness. [

"Yes, Lu Die obeys." The little girl immediately obeyed, and walked towards the table where the tea was placed in the house with small steps like a little sheep, with a diligent joy in her brows.That's terrible. Looks like my drool is doing more damage than my arms?Is the little girl a masochist?I'm not a sadist in a cold sweat, let alone a lolicon, but the beautiful, pure, docile, natural and polluted Xiaohuan loli mm is more open to evil than the little loli girls who smoke, drink, drink and dye their colorful hair in later generations Uncle is more lethal.Involuntarily nodding in agreement with the thoughts in my heart, I suddenly felt ashamed again, I am indeed evil

"Jun'er Jun'er, it's time to take your medicine." Lu Shi, the dear mistress of the Fang family, walked towards me amidst the guards of the servants.A maid next to me was holding a steaming hot soup, and the sweet address made me goosebumps all over my body.Behind her was Fang Shen, the housekeeper of the Fang family, an old man in his 50s, a little thin, wearing a long gown that was well-washed, but exuding an aura that even a university president did not have, as expected of Tang Chu. Even a housekeeper in a famous family is not inferior to those provincial cadres seen on TV by later generations.

"The baby has seen the mother has seen the house." I stood up, arching my hands, wondering if the etiquette and greetings in the TV series are really the same as those in the Tang Dynasty.Mother, this word is a little strange, I used to call mother at home.

"Call me Uncle Fang." Mrs. Lu seemed to have seen my hesitation. "Oh, I met Uncle Fang."

"You killed the old man, don't call him that, the second young master. Calling him the housekeeper is showing love to the old man." Fang Shen's expression was very strange, a little surprised, but also a bit sighed.

"Fang Shen, don't say such things. Although you are a housekeeper, you are also my husband's distant cousin. Jun'er calls you Uncle Fang and you can afford it." wave.

"It's Madam." Fang Shen didn't dare to neglect Lu Shi's words, and replied with a low eyebrow.

"Sit down, Jun'er, you are weak, the doctor said, you should rest more and you will be better today, remember to be a mother?" Lu Shi handed the soup to the maid next to her, and raised her hand to hold mine. Look around the face.

"I don't have a child, I still don't remember, I just remember that I grew up here." Even if the memory is restored, I can't say it if I am killed.Because, at least a place must be allocated, and this family can't let me be thrown on the street alone.This is the Tang Dynasty. With my computer hacking skills, I can't find food in this era, unless I first made a diode computer and built the Internet in the Tang Dynasty.

"Poor son." Lu Shi began to cry again. "I don't know the severity of the old thing beating people. Didn't you just take the jade Ruyi bestowed by His Majesty to drink in exchange for wine? It's not broken, and it's not impossible to redeem it."

"Ah?" The handsome young master of feelings is not only a future greenhead, but also a tough and sturdy dude, it's too awesome, Li Shimin dares to pawn the things that his father gave him, and exchange them for wine. When I heard gossip, I thought it was just chasing rumors

"Uncomfortable again? Why is Jun'er sweating all over his head?" Lu took out a silk handkerchief from his bosom, and wiped the cold sweat on my forehead for me.

"No it's just, I don't even remember this, it's so weird" I tried to put a smile on my face.The things given by the leaders of the country, the national treasures, should go to the pawn shop to exchange for wine and drink, so I can't wait to slap this Fang Yiai twice.I just raised my hand, forget it, now it hurts me a lot.

"It's all your father's fault, Jun'er, don't be afraid, there is a mother, if he dares to touch you again, mother will fight with him, and mother will give birth to you three boys, if there is one less in life, mother will not Alive." Lu Shi, the wife of Fang Xuanling, who is known as the first jealous woman in the Tang Dynasty, the mother in front of me is indeed not built.

"Before I didn't have a son, it was too disgraceful. My father beat me right." This is the truth. When I met such an unfilial son, it would be a light blow. I can't get rid of the hatred after eating the dumplings.

"Say, mother, what are you afraid of? Drink the medicine quickly. This is the prescription I asked your father to ask the imperial physician to prescribe. Be good, open your mouth." Lu Shi took the medicine bowl from the maid and handed it to him. When it reached my mouth, it seemed that I was going to feed me medicine again.

"Mom, let me do it myself, I can move now." My eye sockets are a little hot, and I haven't felt this feeling for many years.Calling this mother is still a bit of a thing, after all, the Lu in front of me is not my biological mother who will be more than a thousand years later, but the kind of doting on me, no, on Fang Yiai in her eyes, even makes me a little jealous of this. The dude whose body was taken over by me.It seems that the birth of a playboy must be due to a good elder who pampers and loves him excessively.