Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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Maid A satisifiedly licked off the cake foam from the corner of her mouth: "I just heard from Brother Fang Cheng that our second young master can use chicken buttocks to paint."

"Ah?!" Cold sweat dripped from my forehead.A terrible picture appeared in my mind. I was holding a very sad and angry live chicken with an evil smile, soaking its buttocks in ink, and pulling it out again. I drew a picture of going up the river during the Qingming Festival?The scene is too scary, I'm not a pervert, and I'm not that kind of neurotic performance artist.

"Isn't it? I heard from Aunt Liu in the kitchen that our Second Young Master has hysteria, and we have to use poultry tail hairs to burn the talisman water to drink to be effective, so Brother Fangcheng goes to pluck the Second Young Master's hair every day."

"I think Brother Fangzhu is right. He said that the young master is..." The two little girls gnawed on the shortbread while chattering.

"What are you doing?" Angry, who are you?

Appeared from behind the tree, with an expression of being well-educated and talented, and was about to explain to the two maids that I invented the use of feathers so that scholars in the Tang Dynasty could write with a pen and not be afraid of hardships. The story of the pen.

"Two two two" A maid pointed at me as if she had seen a ghost and stammered non-stop. There was still cake foam hanging on the side of her half-open mouth, and her ruddy face turned green and red again.

"Second Young Master" bared her front teeth, and I kindly spoke for her.

"Ah!" Amid the screams, the two girls danced and scattered like birds and beasts. When I woke up from the insane screams, there was only half a piece of shortbread with a crescent moon on the ground.

Forget it, waved his sleeves resignedly, alas, we can't take a piece of cloud with us, these little girls gossip if they want to gossip, they can't go around the mansion with a big stick and beat the little girl up and down to vent their anger.Go back to the room, and practice a few more traditional Chinese characters with the quill pen. It's justified. When you come out to mess around, you can't use simplified Chinese characters to sway people, right?At that time, do I have to explain to the old man that I was possessed by Cangjie, the ancestor who created characters?

"Second Young Master, Second Young Master" It is rare to hear Lu Die calling me in such a hasty voice, so I couldn't help being stunned, and put the pen in my hand on the pen stand.

"Second Young Master, Princess Hepu has already arrived in the front hall when she came to see you." Lu Die held the needle, thread and cloth to mend my cuffs in her hand.The cuff of the gown she wore to the Cheng Mansion for a banquet that day was torn for some reason.

"Hepu?" Li Shu's expression that night flashed through his head immediately. "Why is she here? Li Ke, His Highness the King of Wu, didn't come?" Strange, the last two times the little girl was unwilling to even enter the door, and today the sun has not risen from the west, strange thing

"My maidservant didn't see His Highness King Wu, Her Royal Highness only said that she was looking for you." Lu Die placed the needlework basket on the side of the low couch.

"Oh" stood up and stretched a lot. "Princess, be careful." Hey, why did the housekeeper's voice appear at my door.

With black hair, willow eyebrows, and a faint smile in Jianshui's eyes, he was looking at me standing on the spot, squatting on a horse and maintaining a pull-up posture.

"Yo, what is the second young master of the Fang family doing?" Li Shu couldn't help being stunned when he saw my posture.

"Exercising hehehe, exercising is called pull-ups." I gestured and quickly stopped.

Li Shu ignored me, but turned to Fang Shen who was staring blankly at me and said, "You can go down now."

Yan Ran walked a few steps into the room, turned around to look outside, Uncle Fang staggered away and said: "Oh, exercise, I thought the second young master of Fangfu was learning toad jumping." He covered his mouth and giggled.Lu Die knelt on the side, her little face was very red, her eyes were dripping water, she dared to laugh at me, humming to clean you up when there is no one else.

"Green Butterfly"

"The slave is here"

"Serve tea to our respected princess." Wiping the sweat from his brow, he bowed to the little loli and bared his teeth to express his friendliness: "I don't know what the princess is doing when she comes to my humble house." [

"Can't you come to visit if you have nothing to do?" He blinked his eyes cunningly, and looked around my room. "Well, I really didn't expect that you can work hard too?" Li Shu smiled lightly when he saw the inkstone on the table filled with ink.

"Of course, youth is a good time to study," he opened his mouth.

"Really?" The little girl Li Shu pretended to be an adult, picked up the book on my desk and flipped through it, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "What is this?" The bleached white quill is too eye-catching

"Goose Feather"

Li Shu glanced at me, ignored me, and glanced at the white paper on which I wrote: "You use goose feathers to write?"

Quickly snatched the pen back: "Hush, keep your voice down, if you want my dad to know that I'm still using this thing, I'll have to be drawn by the old man." Ever since the old man took away my dozens of chicken feather pens, he never mentioned it again. Regarding this matter, there is no guarantee that one day he will be in a bad mood and vent his anger on me, a wicked person.

"Really? Then tell me why you use goose feathers to write." Curious, Li Shu snatched the quill pen back and put it behind his back.

I really want to scold this little eighth woman, forget it, take a long breath, I am very gentle: "Because it is faster to write with it."

"Really?" Li Shu looked at me dubiously, then took the quill pen to him and looked at it carefully: "It's so hard, how can you write? You lied to me!"

"I have to tell you the truth, and you still treat it as a lie." Glancing at the girl, she grabbed the pen and wrote the word "Fang Jun" in less than two seconds, which is called speed.It's very strange, how come I don't have a little self-consciousness and humility in the face of the royal relatives. Could it be that my nerves have grown too thick because of time travel?

"Humph" Li Shu snorted softly, dipped the quill pen I made by myself into some ink, and brushed on the white paper what word is this?Li Shu?It's not quite right, it looks like Li Lai no matter how you look at it, and it's crooked and tossed here and there.

Li Shu's face was as red as a purple eggplant, very funny, "Don't laugh!" Li Shu glared at me, I nodded, very understandingly, but unfortunately, I still couldn't close my mouth.

"Don't laugh! Brat!" Li Shu didn't care about the princess's ladylike demeanor, and threatened me with his teeth and claws.

"Okay, stop laughing now, please wait a moment, princess hahaha" Seeing this girl's shy and embarrassed appearance, and seeing the crooked words she wrote on the white paper, it is even more unbearable than the words written by my elder brother that day , probably has the skills I had when I was in kindergarten for three days, not bad.

"Fang Yiai! If you dare to laugh again, I will tell Uncle Fang that you use goose feathers as pens, which is degrading to the gentlemen."

"Uh" suppressed a smile and nodded seriously: "Okay, I won't laugh anymore."

Li Shu's face was still blushing, but it was a little lighter. He lowered his head to look at the words he wrote, and then at the words I wrote next to him. "Let's compare"

"Compare with what?" I was a little confused, what should I compare with you?Compare your height?The specific weight is still the pectoral muscles, er, this is exempted, we never bully women.

"I use this, you use your goose feather, let's see who can write fast and write well!" Li Shu raised his head proudly, raised a wolf hair, raised his sharp chin high, looking confident Heart is strong.

"Oh, is this necessary?"

"Don't dare to compare? That can only mean that your quill pen is for use." Li Shu looked at me provocatively.

"Okay, okay, if I don't get rid of you little girl, I'm afraid I don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes." Angry! Little girl dare to provoke me, a master of hard pen calligraphy? [

Lu Die was very clever, and quickly took out a flat inkstone from the bookcase, poured it into clean water, worked hard, and the preparations were all done.

Li Shuyang raised his eyebrows: "Are you ready? Second Young Master Fang" is very exciting, I am very happy to hit this girl again.I held out a finger: "One stick of incense time."

"agree!"

"Let you make five crosses" stretched out five fingers and dangled in front of Li Shu, which was very ostentatious, and we did it on purpose.

"You!" Li Shu was so angry that her beautiful little face was distorted, but in front of Ludie, she still maintained her princess demeanor very well, and the veins on her forehead twitched: "Okay, if someone loses"

I spread my hands together: "Say it, anyway, I can't lose."

"Well, you Fang Yiai, don't be complacent. If you lose, you have to stand on the street and shout three times. My Fang Yiai is an idiot. Three shouts are too suitable for you. Shouting is as long as a stick of incense." .”

"What if you lose?" Ignoring her vicious curse, I didn't change my face. Unless I chopped off my hands now, I must have won. This ability was practiced by copying notes in college.

"If I lose." Li Shu rolled his eyes and suddenly smiled, "You can do whatever you want!"

"Okay!" I laughed smugly, and then I was dumbfounded, the emperor's daughter, what do you dare to do?

"You're ruthless, girl!" I slammed my fist at the little eighth woman.Just about to walk out. "What's the matter, the second young master Fang even shy away from the little girl's provocation?" It was neither yin nor yang.

Smelly girl, give you back, avoid you, this time you are really riveted to me, right?

"Okay, I'd like to see how our princess can win me." My eagle eyes were like lightning, my heart was as cold as iron, my steps were irregular, full of murderous aura, and my right palms pointed like knives: "Please!" Butterfly just lit the incense with the fire antler, and the duel began!

To be honest, Li Shu, a little loli, has really good calligraphy, beautiful lower script, and her focused expression is much prettier than the one just now.Stretching his waist, he moved his hands, took a sip of tea, and swung to the desk before Li Shu wrote the tenth word.gotta win

"Fifty characters are here, boy, just wait to cry." Li Shu wrote like a wind, and he never forgot to mock me.

Concentrate, inhale, raise the pen, brush, brush, brush

The broken incense ash fell into the censer, and after a stick of incense, I picked up my pen to call it a day. As soon as I looked up, I saw Li Shu's face that was almost touching the tip of my nose.The pretty face was close at hand, and the two rosy lips were slightly parted, exhaling a faint sweetness that always penetrated into the nose.The eyes looked straight at me, and there was something flickering in the eyes, too close to see clearly, so I didn't dare to move: "What are you going to do?"

Li Shu didn't speak, but seemed to have noticed that his posture seemed a bit awkward, blushed slightly, stepped back half a foot, and still stared at me, as if he wanted to embroider a flower on my face.

"Cough cough cough" hurriedly reminded the little loli on the opposite side that I have tuberculosis, which can be transmitted through the air.

"You're blushing!" Li Shu announced happily.

"Why are you blushing?" Li Shu seemed to want to continue this topic, but I sternly refused: "Don't interrupt the topic, tell me, how many words did you write?" What is Ludie laughing at?Glaring at her, it didn't work.

"It's okay if you don't say it. By the way, how did you manage to write so much at once, even though the handwriting is a bit ugly." Li Shu seems to have amnesia for a while?I believe she has obsessive-compulsive amnesia.Forget it, don't be as knowledgeable as this kind of little girl who doesn't talk too much.

"Little sister, admit defeat?" Let's get straight to the point.

Li Shu smiled innocently at me: "Do you know what the Second Young Master Fang Jun and Fang want me to do?" The shattered pink water color, under the sunlight that slanted into the room, is even more charming, and the watery eyes are overflowing. The plump lips and white teeth complement each other, and the hanging broken hair hangs in front of the willow-like delicate black eyebrows, which is too attractive. It made me drool while being angry. leprechaun.